Jojo Thread

needed my storytime fix ngl

his boogeyman has been living rent-free in his head for over a week and he's so mindbroken and OBSESSED that a meme triggers him

KWAB

The momentum is gone, the next volume was the saddest in the series. It won’t be the same

not the dumb "THE SPIN CAN DO THAT!?" every other image

I'm the anon that counterposts "YES, THE SPIN CAN DO THAT" so I hope the other anon comes back KEK.

FUCK I DIDN'T CATCH UP

Funny part is if it wasn't for the hack I think we'd be around the introduction of Jobin rn in JoJolion

anon...
I still need to finish the last storytime'd volume before tomorrow

I got up to the start of Jonathan vs Jack the Ripper

Remember
The shortcut is a roundabout path.

NOOOOOOOO I JOBBED I DIDN'T CATCH UP I'M STILL IN THE FIRST VOLUMES OF SBR, I JUST FINISHED STONE OCEAN FUCK OOOOOOOGHHHHHHH, I THOUGHT WE STILL HAD A WEEK, MY KAKUGO IS SHIT, FATE IS AGAINST ME

A lot of things that re-cur in Jojo started not just in Part 1 but Vol 1

emoji

fate

It's been 10 days anon....

wah wah stop posting classic storytime memes

How did the SBRedditors find out the site was back so quickly?

Reminder that Anon Babble being kill was merely a result of the incoming "flow" of calamity

The only good part about the vacation was getting to catch up to part 7

I actually missed nearly the entire storytime because I forgot about it

By the time I remembered you were already at the end of part 7, so I missed all my favourite parts before

Bad gateway

These niggers didn't fix anything

LET ME POST PLEASEEE I MISS JOJO

Are we back?

this thread? me
all posts? me
the fact that Anon Babble and Anon Babble merged? ALL ME
i'm eleven men

404s

un-404s

site returns and you retards are already starting

Kek, never change.

delusional fujoshits back

I miss 8 already.

Error: Our system thinks your post is spam.

and mods being censoring fucks too I see.

DINO JOCKEY

Go back.

Looks like the other thread is autosaged?

me too anon, me too.
...on second thought, maybe not

I guess the dump is resuming tomorrow. Anyways, wouldn't the spin allow for more technological advancement?

sharty used their stand ability on the website

Probably, but would Gregorio allow it?

sharty must pay reparations for killing the SBR ending hype

Assuming Anon Babble doesnt shit itself up until tomorrow, yes, DB anon should get back...right?
hope they didnt just disappear to 8moe or xitter

I hope this thread full of retarded niggers and spics comes back

Why?

their site is has literal malware, KWAB.
sharty already LOST.

retarded niggers and spics

/dbs/ is 5 threads down faggot

all the familiar shitposters are trickling back

SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GO
WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME

Did the tripcode change?

no idea, welcome back DB Anon

Faker

Yeah it has, mine did too.

!!FcRAQG65ayB

AAAAHHH I JOBBED TO FATE AGAIN, I CANT READ 21 VOLUMES IN ONE DAY
See you in jojolion I guess

valentine brought back an alt DB anon

uh oh

You can't fool me, Yellow Temperence...

Oingo...

Valentine used D4C on DB Anon

so what changed? do you have a different stand ability?

Back?

how did you make this background effect, is it like a brush?

We are indeed back.

would have already been at the first few volumes of JJL if not for sharty

Whew.

In MS Paint press ctrl+E and then select black and white. This replaces all the colors with dithering patterns.
It's probably much easier in real drawing programs.

DBAnon should just bulldoze through the rest of the volumes tomorrow.

Only thing i missed tbhfamalam

Are we sure DBAnon is still alive

No

HE'S HERE

read the thread baka

I wouldn't be against that. I'd be surprised if any newreaders who were reading along haven't already finished SBR.

we would have been on volume 7 of JoJolion if things had progressed as normal

I'm just here to finish up the storytime. My quality of life honestly went up once I couldn't come here anymore, so once we're done here, it's Jojover for me.
Except the Iruma threads, gotta swing by on Wednesdays

I had enough KAKUGO to wait at least.

I went back to P1 because I wanted to experience the end of P7 with you faglords.

check em

Thank god, the dumps will continue here. You just know some faggot on Moe would’ve put multiple pages in one post, thus completely destroying the flow of conversation

Fuck no
I don't want to speedread and i don't have the time to keep up with more than 1 volume a day.

dubs

first time reader here
yeah i had to finish the SBR since after 3 days of no Anon Babble i was impatient and just wanted to know it ends...but i will still be here for part 8 storytime since it will be my first ever encounter to JoJolion unless Anon Babble gets down again

This is the answer. I reluctantly accepted the feces anons are supposed to trudge through here to find a rare moment of level-headed discussion and now I know I don't have to.

How did we get pushed down to page 9?!?

I am glad we are back, but I still want jannies and mods to kill themselves

Other Jojo thread that isn't permasaged?

Based!

dubs

I spent my time away jerking off to Johnny

Do you guys have any JoJo figures I got a 4suke one recently

Would he even be able to feel you ass fucking him?

Johnny X Rina is the only SBR ship that matters.

I was really hoping to never come back and yet here I am because I don't want to miss the rest of Jojo storytime...

I was an anime only for all the parts but couldn't handle the wait and read part 7.

Am I the only one immensely disappointed with spin?

I liked the stands because they were logical, played by clearly defined rules and felt like games of chess.

Meanwhile spin is like faggot hamon magic. It does whatever the good guys need it to do and that's it. I'm still only at like chapter 40, does it improve later on? Because right now every fight is

yea johnny I used spin to make this rock move like a sentient being, do a backflip, do my taxes, cure cancer, then go around the world and hit our opponent in the head with the force of a meteor, aren't you surprised with how smart I am hurr durr

I need Rohan speared to death
Although I will say, those La Squadra side stories do seem interesting. Does anyone know when we'll be getting them?

A question the Jojo fanbase has been pondering for years

MY HERO

Irumachad

Based

he would step over both of them to get another Gyro.

remembering that thread where some faggot actually got assblasted over Johnny x Rina

Kek.

Same. Amazing how much happier I've been since Anon Babble died. Is it even safe to post here anyway?

I would like to apologise to the fujos, who I repeatedly insulted for no real reason. I am now a better man.

COME ON PART 7 FAGS ANSWER THIS

What made you change your ways, anon?

I mean, yeah, Spin is basically just Hamon Requiem.

I would like to insult all fujos, who I didn't insult at every opportunity with all the reasons to do so.
I am now a better man.

This except i'll swing by for JoJolands once a month

So why is everyone praising it like the second coming of christ and saying it's an upgrade over stands? Or that people who liked parts 2/6 (full of strategic battles) would like part 7 (which is deus ex machina bullshit every single battle)? I don't understand what I'm not seeing here, I want to like it but I swear there hasn't been one single fight that has been solved logically instead of just making their balls deus ex machina their way out of the danger

I liked the stands because they were logical, played by clearly defined rules and felt like games of chess.

I don't know what JoJo you read but for sure it wasn't the same series as the rest of us.

why is everyone praising it like the second coming of christ and saying it's an upgrade over stands?

Who is 'everyone'? Normalfags? Most people in these threads mock Spin for being bullshit kek.

I'm mostly talking about part 6 that has kino logic moments like pic related. Also every fight is someone outsmarting someone else, and not just "I threw a sphere that instakilled you bye bye" every single fucking fight

Part 6 still remains the best part apparently

the tiny little emotes are never going to be animated

What's even the point

I discovered a cousin of mine is a fujoshi

Spin is bullshit but it gets a pass unlike Gold Experience and Whitesnake because it's treated more as a universal concept rather than a single ability.

I want to like it but I swear there hasn't been one single fight that has been solved logically instead of just making their balls deus ex machina their way out of the danger

True Man's World
Sugar Mountain -Tattoo You!-
Scary Monsters, In a Silent Way, Civil War (It was a Stand Ex Machina)
Wrecking Ball (Jesus Terrain assist)

kino logic and it's just an asspull

Happens in every part, you'll get over it.

I can guarantee the schizos will be the first ones back. That's our Crazy Noisy Board for ya

I'm mostly talking about part 6 that has kino logic moments like pic related. Also every fight is someone outsmarting someone else

Weather can turn you into Snails and Whitesnake is a Power Stand with Infinite (20 meters) range depending on plot.

I am not saying that you are wrong for criticizing what the Spin can do (or can't). I'm just saying that the rest of the series has the same amount of bullshit applied to Stands except maybe on Part3.

why is everyone praising it like the second coming of christ and saying it's an upgrade over stands?

Literally nobody says this.

Where is the bullshit in Whitesnake? It always played by the rules

Gold Experience was dogshit though and it's single handedly what dragged part 5 down from a 10/10 to a 6/10 to me. Every single good fight was ruined by Giorno deus ex machining his way out.

your pic

here's a cursed flesh colored mobius strip.

The spin just lets you manipulate objects by hitting them with a spin in certain places. It's not that difficult to understand. The better the spin, the better the manipulation. Hardly less bullshit than half the stands in the series, it only seems that way because it's so prevalent. People farnsworthpost for any main character that has a stand more complicated than magicians red, specifically because of how much they're shown in the story. You don't care when an enemy does some stupid logic defying bullshit because they're only around for 2-3 chapters but you do care when it's a MC because you see them do said bullshit comparatively more often
The series has had this kind of thing, even in stands, since part 3. It's not that it isn't a valid complaint but this isn't spin specific by any means. Just mentally imagine Jotaro was in all those situations where Gyro got out with the spin and you can imagine some bullshit he'd do with SP (pre time stop) to get out of it

To me, stupid crazy shit like this and araki trying to give it a logical scientific explanation is part of the appeal of jojo but to each their own.

Anon I 100% agree with you and that's why I hate spin, there is no scientific explanation to it at all, it just moves on its own at all the right directions and it even fucking jumps obstacles like a sentient living being, what the fuck? Stands have way more pseudo-science behind them than spin

Jannies are all intelligent and college educated.

APOLOGIZE

Even if we go by that explanation it also pisses me off that their opponents never even try to react to the spin. They just ignore the sphere until it hits them in the face. I always liked how Jojo had game theory autism and everyone played their cards perfectly, in part 7 it's like all their opponents are trolling.

Look, I'm sorry you're upset, but spin CAN do that and you'll just need to get over it.

I know you are atleast learning the site now that it's back. Hiro can you become friends with araki and get him to do a qna here? You could live translate for him

Based.

Spin is good. It's the stands that suck in part 7.

My favorite part of spin is when Gyro uses it to make someone shoot themselves.

Counterpoint:

Scary Monsters

D4C

Catch the Rainbow (On a Stormy Night)

I just think planting the golden rectangle on random objects looks really cool

Scary Monsters is so fucking cool.

Where is the bullshit in Whitesnake?

In addition of pulling and inserting stand and memories from people, it can make people fall asleep and slowly kill them by succumbing to acid, make them dream of alternative scenarios, turn into illusions of others, let the user become blind by removing eyesight discs, and straight up manipulate people so they say the truth.

My least favorite part about the Spin is whenever Gyro or Johnny see the golden ratio in things that do NOT fit into the rectangle.

The dreams were bullshit but everything else is fair game. His stand was introduced as being like Heaven's Door but with discs.

If anything the real bullshit around Whitesnake is how he stored Jotaro's discs within the prison's area instead of just burying them or hiding them far away in a place no one would ever look at.

Gyro and Johnny stole each other’s hearts in the end, they value their friendship above everything else

What the actual fuck is wrong with him? Is he autistic

You are not. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

I'm an anime only that got filtered by Araki's art. I have no fucking idea what is going on in any of the part 7 fights unless the characters narrate what happened in the previous panel.

He doesn't understand the enjoyment of a good rock

Reminder that the OVA >>>>>
youtube.com/watch?v=_CNrNQjWGHI&ab_channel=morton360

Seems perfectly normal to me?

Everything is a rectangle

It's very touching desu, not even a fujo

geologists

more like terrorists

Where is the bullshit in Whitesnake?

Ordering a frog to explode
Shapeshifting impersonation (can be argued to be an extension of cum powers)

gap were you could argue this isn't Whitesnake but Whitesnake + Green Baby

Removing your ability to see as DISCs
Sticking your hand in someone's neck to use them as your eyes

I am once again reminded of Gyro looking at Johnny's eyes damn you fujos

Like I said in another reply to me it is implicit that Whitesnake's control abilities are the same as Rohan's Heaven's Door. And Rohan could absolutely make a frog spin and explode, so why can't Whitesnake do it too?

Would anons be willing to doom the rest of the world if it meant getting another version of the most important person in your life?

Wait for better scans from viz

Hermit Purple is the strongest Stand of the all, Joseph just never bothered to use it to its full extent.

They love each other, not in a "I want to fuck your ass" way but they clearly feel strongly about one another. Johnny literally chose Gyro over the corpse, his reason for living. In the end, he doesn’t give a shir about the race, the corpse, or his legs. All that matter is getting Gyro’s body back[spoiler]

Did anyone else read this month's TSRK? I thought it was too slow paced and didn't like how quickly Heaven's Door fixed everything after the problem was identified, which revealed itself by the way. It felt like a series of events more than a story

The next step in human evolution little girl was pretty cool tho.

sbr is going to have 10 minute segment's dedicated to spin schizo babble every episode

Can someone from here cut those segments out when it's being released

It's supposed to be found in things in nature that are naturally beautiful
This confirms Gyro sees beauty in Johnny's eyes and that Johnny a cute

Depends.

Joseph would solo Kars, Wamuu, and Esidisi all at the same time if he had Hermit Purple back then.

Storytime ruined me, I didn’t mind the emojis on a first read. Now I fucking hate them

Araki wasted time drawing 14 mini valentines on one page

I never really paid them any attention until the final stretch of the part, when they started to get really ridiculous.

I still don't care unless it's the most obtuse shit like "PROMISE."

The last GYROOOO is tomorrow

It's supposed to be found in things in nature that are naturally beautiful

I know that much. I'm talking about when Araki draws a rectangle over something that does not fit into the shape
I don't understand people who get bothered by emojis, i just tune them out. I'm more annoyed by ''this'' way of ''talking'', and jojoliooo~~~onspeak

Why did araki never give slow dancer a stand

Absolutely BTFO gyro's shitty pizza song AND secured him pussy

Tusk is Slow Dancer's stand. Johnny could never actually do anything besides spin his fingernails.

used goods

KWAB.

They have a bond that transcends familial, romantic, or platonic. I guess "soul mates" is the best descriptor.

Johnny loved Gyro’s song

securing Yasuho is not a remarkable feat

4-2-0 joke is much better

they are fine though? now part 6 on the other hand...

Daiya is so lucky...

Gyro's song secured him Johnny

Josuke's song secured him used goods/walking rapebait

Gyro won

Pucci won btw.

i have my issues with the fight but bless whoever had the good sense to show restraint when dio teleports during the 'similar types of stands' part and have not a single BRRRAPPPPPPPFARRRT
really selling the terrifying nature of it

Nobody reads that shit, FUCK Rohan

I dont even know where to find it

johnny

not used goods

He's a manwhore who was raped with a newspaper.

find out you’ll die in a car crash in 3 years

live life to the fullest and make sure you leave with no regrets

Honestly, Pucci’s plan wasn’t so bad after all. He’s partially right, there’s a level of content one feels when they know what’s going to happen

What did you think of the new chapter of Rohan?

why did they sideline everyone interesting for the rohan 0.5 faggot

Yasuho isn’t some slut. She’s only had one previous boyfriend

Gyro fixed him into being loyal to the point of being willing to let Valentine win to get him back
Yasuho is a vapid whore who never stops getting nearly raped

*2 don't forget joshu

*Tsurugi as well. Fucking everyone in 8 has had a turn at her.

People like Joshu getting cucked, is the only type of NTR I’ll support. I hated that piece of shit

used goods

rigger boyfriend

Disgusting! Koichi would never

Johnny had meaningless flings as a teen and his boypussy is still pure for Gyro. Yasuho had a full on boyfriend who probably fucked her in both holes

What the fuck is a mangadex? What the fuck is a google or any search engine at all?

Be Joshu

Have the worst hair known to man because you didn't drink enough milk as a baby

Girl that kissed you and lead you on picks freak with 4 balls over you

Have your dad kick you out of your room and give all your shit to said freak

Get physical assaulted when trying to have sex with a girl actively coming on to you

Get your own money only for it to try to actively kill you

Joshu did not deserve all of that

She not allowed to have a boyfriend? Not her fault he was a rock human

First romance with a Jojo and his love interest

Filled with NTR

What did Araki mean by this?

we would be watching Jouske job to toilets by now

If Araki doesn’t give me an update on Yasuho and Josuke in part 9, I’ll rage

Jonathan & Erina

Dio Brando

It has been a feature since the beginning.

Phantom Blood doesn't have NTR though, Erina rejects Dio.

He's a jap.

I don't think getting molested by a creepy child and fingered by a memory stealing pedorigger as a child counts as NTR

Jonathan accepts him and hugs him at the end, though...

Araki already gave you the update at the end of Part 8.
He chose Daiya.

Joshu's appearance in EOH single handedly destroyed part 8 in the eyes of the fandom desu. Who wants to read the part where the assumed Jobro is a retarded looking incel gag character? What was Araki thinking?

What a cute happy cuck.

Joshu's baby arm cracks me up every single time I see it.

Where can I read the new Rohan chapter? I can't find it on mangadex

Yasuho tearing up and walking out

Gappy and Daiya's arms around each other

What the FUCK did Araki mean by this page? Is that really how we're supposed to interpret it?

went for the pure virgin instead of the used goods fuck toy

Yup, yup, yup
Take notes, gentlemen.

I wish Joshu was the bro character...

Yasuho is the character that helps Josuke the most in part 8. She’s obviously the main "bro" of part 8

Is it fair to say that Lucy is canonically the hottest girl in the series?

Six manga artists have drawn tribute illustrations of Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan for JOJO magazine 2025 SUMMER.
◆ Gege Akutami (Jujutsu Kaisen)
◆ Chica Umino (March Comes in Like a Lion)
◆ Bkub Okawa (Pop Team Epic)
◆ Shiwasu Hoshikawa (Bungo Stray Dogs: STORM BRINGER)
◆ Aki Mochida (A Story to Read When You First Fall in Love)
◆ Yajima (The Old Man Who Was Reincarnated as a Cat)

CHADhan WON.

no Togashi

He's dead......

Yasuho and the maid from part 8

For me, it's Erina.

Yeah i lost all the archived threads and don't have the motivation to read like 6 volumes to catch up. Maybe I'll rejoin at part 8.

Here comes the airplane, say aaaaaah
mangadex.org/chapter/88c33a8a-78a3-4123-b9b2-f7694356a85c

he really tried to bait people with character growth and like any of the higashikata shit was gonna be relevant in the second half
very epic prank that really didnt make me upset haha good one araki i loved waiting for months for you to just slam dunk it into the trash

Part 8 Bossu...

KWARB

Stadiumsbros... is our favorite bands music really that bad?

It's more realistic that way, a ""person"" like Joshu doesn't just change overnight.

Lisa Lisa-sensei.

there was this little thing called the entire second half of the part that could have showcased it

OOooh it was theeeeere... Thank you so much bro. Here's a photo of three bitches for you

did the guy ever get around to posting that emporio x jolyne video

It's simple, Whitesnake can do anything the plot needs.

but Heaven's Do-

A sentient, long-range Heaven's Door, with close-range strength, that can steal and collect Stands and memories, insert them into other people/animals, can shapeshift into someone else, can put people into a controlled, dream-like state while they are slowly dissolving from acid.
Whitesnake can do fucking anything through all of this, and I will not tolerate anyone defending that walking plot device.

fuck i just remembered how half the fights in this dogshit are automatic stands

WE CANT DO SHIT AGAINST THIS WE GOTTA FIND THE STAND USER

scoobydoo chase for 5 chapters

Is DB anon still able to dump the rest of the series? Also is captcha on Kuroba unsolvable or is it just me?

Jobin's death would be the only really strong catalyst for growth since Joshu would be forced to become the next heir but the story abruptly ends soon after that.

yes he did, saw it on a /ghost/ thread
pure kino

Is Rohan really that popular in Japan?

This is pretty good. Thanks!

HE IS RISEN

holding the growth of fictional characters to realistic standards is retarded. yes it's realistic that he never really changes as a person because that's how it often goes in real life and deep-rooted baggage is rarely overcome, the thing is that the story isn't any better for it and his whole character feels aimless as a result of not having a satisfactory conclusion despite his nature as a very flawed person making him the sort of character that could be self-actualized and portray the stories' themes
it isn't as if Jojo goes for particularly realistic depictions in its character writing, either

Jolyne would never dress that sluttily
Ermes boobs too small

Rohan= Jojo

There are also a lot where the stand itself doesn't actually do anything and just floats there

decide to read the next chapter today thinking we would be back in a month

site is up again

FUCK

...can you link it

it's the Jolyne from the alternate universe at the end of part6. So we don't know much about her. But I think she'd be a bit .. slutty but only when it's really hot outside and only around girls

I just finished reading the next chapter thinking this place wouldn't be back in at least a month, damn...
I still miss Jolyne

there are anons itt that weren't camping out in the /ghost/room

Just read Rohan new chapter. I liked it, I think it's funny that the event of this story seems to be occuring a year after getting robbed by the part 9 squad. Also don't you think this design ressembles the mask from part 1-2?

He has a cool stand. The real problem is him being the ONLY new Part 8 rep.

Did an anonymous Emporio do it and I never knew?

F.F.'s FAT plankton ass.

The only Jojo character poll that I know exists only includes base game ASB characters but I guess being 11th in a franchise full of memorable characters ain't that bad.

don't you think this design ressembles the mask from part 1-2?

Well it's literally the stone mask. Araki regularly references his old works, so it's not that surprising.

Johnny 5th

Based, also he's the most fun to play as

Jonathan at the top

Holy based.

It would've been perfect if the site went down right before the chapter Tooru was introduced

half my problems with part 5 go away if you just replace giorno with bruno

Can you show me who these people even are

Stone mask back for part 9?

Refuse to read it
I'm sick of the Rohan stuff. He's not an interesting protagonist

Is that arm going to grow?

Joshu, in his late years, all old and grey

With a giant muscular arm of someone in their 20s

So why is everyone praising it like the second coming of christ and saying it's an upgrade over stands?

Nobody has ever said this. I genuinely have not seen a single person (in these threads) advocate for Spin beyond saying that they enjoy the concept in spite of its asspull-y execution

Jodio rejects his humanity and uses a (lava) stone mask to become filthy rich

Epic Jojo Reference

Giorno and Bruno should have been the same character.

I thought TSKR Rohan = DiU Rohan

D-Do I trust him?
Is this an effect of D4C?

Nobody hypes up 7 for the spin, it's all about Gyro and Johnny’s bromance

I meant that he literally drew the stone mask. But it's nothing more than a fun callback.

yeah but apparently that changed

/ghost/ went to shit within 5 days.

It's just a part of a bug. Rohan might be gone for the remainder of part 9 tho, unless it takes place over the course of a year instead of a couple of weeks like projected

People must understand that TSKR is set in its own universe and is mostly just a playground for Araki. It uses elements from the main series, but doesn't respect its continuity.

i wasn't talking about the schizo containment thread.

yeah this is probably the only logical explanation

Emporio didn't give me the directions. Sorry.

The other threads got like 200 posts max last I checked, closer to 100.

he got replaced by a skinwalker
it's over

Kars based the stone mask on bugs

Deepest lore.

Nigger shut the fuck up
Every single part adds some bullshit "rule" or inconsistency to stands in order to allow Araki to come up with ideas for new threats.

muh same type of stand that was gifted to a Japanese teenager because his great grandfather's corpse was pierced with an arrow despite the fact that Jonathan's soul likely had already left his body and Dio isn't biologically related to the Joestars

only one stand per user except for the fact that Dio has both The World and a Hermit Purple clone and other stand users have sub stands that basically act as a 2nd stand

non users can't see stands, except for when they can because they can bind themselves to objects

stands reflect the damage their users take and vice versa, except if they have a colony stand which might not damage the user if only some of their stand's "units" are injured/killed

stands will disappear when their users are killed, except when they don't such as in the case of Notorious BIG

stands get stronger/weaker depending on the distance between their user, except when they don't such as automatic or long ranged stands

stands are the refined form of Hamon, except that the ability to develop a stand can be passed down genetically, also, stands are a reflection of a person's battle spirit, actually stands can be developed if you're really good at something (Pearl Jam, Cinderella)

Stands are just as bullshit as Spin if not even moreso
There are no real "rules" and Araki writes around shit he's said prior because he doesn't want to be restrained to his previous explanations and writes it off as "a different kind of stand" or whatever the fuck. There's no real rhyme or reason to any of it; not when he first wrote it anyway.

Whitesnake...

You know the more I sit down and think about it the more I've grown to appreciate Jonathan, dude held off Dio and seemingly almost killed him as just a normal guy back in the mansion, before he even knew what hamon was.

Honestly if Jonathan didn't die so young and got the chance to study hamon more like Joseph or Lisa Lisa he would have been unstoppable, beyond any other hamon user we ever saw.

I really liked Joshu. I don't think characters necessarily need redemption, Joshu was really entertaining to me, he could have been a great gag character. He feels underutilized though, he should have butt heads with Josuke more and with Rai too.

Oingo...

Just started reading CDDH. What the fuck did they mean by this?

nothing, you're reading pointless dogshit

Is it true there's a Koichi spin off in the works?

Hopefully not. Shittiest character in the series.

here there are btw
pastebin.com/ZJdvj8Pw

Koichi broke your fragile mind.

Hopefully so, he's my hero.

I will read anything for MY HERO.

Yes. It's a gag manga I believe.

I hope Koichi becomes the next pope

NTA but Jotaro taking a moment during a tense situation with a finite amount of time to essentially suck Koichi off was cringe

I hope a muslim becomes the next pope

Some of these are genuine inconsistencies, some of these are simple exceptions to the rule

dio having hermit purple

He is using Jonathan's stand, a cheap copout for sure but it has zero weight in the plot so who cares?

non-users can't see stands, except because they can

This probably only happened once because I have no idea what you are talking about, Araki is very consistent with that rule

stands reflect damage except for colony stands when only some units are injured

The idea is that the user's vitality is shared between the units. If they have 1000 units and you destroy 1, you only dealt 0.1% damage to the user.

stands will disappear when their users are killed, except when they don't such as in the case of Notorious BIG

The entire point of notorious big is that it's alive after the user dies, it's its own unique ability.

stands get stronger/weaker depending on the distance between their user, except when they don't such as automatic or long ranged stands

Because that's the entire point of automatic/long ranged stands? Also stands don't get weaker at long range, at least from part 4 forth they just have a maximum range

stands are the refined form of Hamon

No one ever said that, they just said stands are spiritual manifestations of the user which is technically correct and not meant to be thought of too much

actually stands can be developed if you're really good at something (Pearl Jam, Cinderella)

Since when is it weird for someone to get a stand by themselves? That's how Abdul, Kakyoin and Polnareff got their stands, it's a 1 in 1000000000 chance and the MC is fated to meet these people because stand users attract each other

No one ever said that, they just said stands are spiritual manifestations of the user which is technically correct and not meant to be thought of too much

Did you skip the Stand lore special chapter???

This probably only happened once because I have no idea what you are talking about, Araki is very consistent with that rule

He's probably referring to strength, Earth Wind & fire, surface etc. TBF theses stands wouldn't even work if non stand users couldn't see them so I'm cool with it.

Holly getting scrubbed out of the translation is still funny. Were the translators secondaries?

the next pope will be a joestar and koichi is not one

Normalfags can see Whitesnake too

a blessing in disguise

Earth Wind & fire

That was never confirmed to be a stand, was it?

Surface

Strength

Fair enough

Koichi deserved it. He's the reason they won.

b-but Josu-

Who? Sounds like the rain.

Inner monologue is a free action thoughbeit

It was confirmed as a stand since Araki included it in his stand book

Ah right Araki put it in the stand book instead of the alien book tee hee it's confirmed I guess!

Oh yeah, Mcqueen.

wrong it was confirmed as not a stand from the moment it was established he couldn't see josuke's shining diamond

no no he could see it he just pretended he couldn't

bullshit

he couldn't see josuke's what?

josuke's crazy diamond...

Would Johnny dress like this if George died

Having specific stands whose entire abilities is being the exception to a very specific rule, and that play by their clearly defined rules, is not the same thing as spin solving every single fight without any logic or effort and making it feel like there are no stakes.

He could've been lying about it. Honestly more stand users should mislead people on how their stands work like Diavolo did.

When did Diavolo mislead anyone? He loves explaining how his stand works in every single fight

Also it didn't make sense for the alien guy to mislead anyone because that's not his personality, he was always straightforward about his abilities and weaknesses so why would he lie about being able to see stands?

Golden Experience alone completely invalidates your post and it's simply one of the more aggravating stands in the series.

Honestly more stand users should mislead people on how their stands work like Diavolo did.

He didn't do this shit, King Crimson is just badly written and then it needs other bullshit to stand out "He was manipulating Trish's soul to hide his".

The only one that had blurred his abilities is DIO toying with Polnareff.

But I agree. The two biggest offenders are spin and golden experience. Luckily golden experience really stands out at how shitty of a stand it is. I would only include Killer Queen as the other constant deus ex machina stand, but what helps killer queen is the fact it was always a shitty weak stand

would only include Killer Queen as the other constant deus ex machina stand

White Snake
Weather Report
D4C

Because he's a human stand user who loves elaborate and drawn out pranks.

use them as your eyes

it was just the command disc ability but it's him sticking his hand inside the CD player like a nigger

I think GE managing to clone a stand user's ability is a lot more bullshit then whatever the spin does.

White Snake

No. Like, yes, White Snake pulls a lot of shit from its ass; but at no point does White Snake change the scales of the plot with its asspulls like Golden Experience and Killer Queen do.

This is what people don't understand. At no point was Pucci losing and so he just asspulled an entire new ability out of his ass to save himself. This is what Giorno and Kira do several times. Pucci just starts a battle by saying "I am going to up the stakes with a new ability, good luck getting out of this". Then Jolyne needs to brainstorm a way out of it. At no point when Pucci is bested does he asspull his way out. The stakes are respected in part 6, and the white snake asspulls are used just to spice up the fights.

meat colored string

I kneel....
truly a visionary

At no point was Pucci losing and so he just asspulled an entire new ability out of his ass to save himself.

Control Disc + Blindness during Heavy Weather.

Johnny literally wears a onesie.

DP will adapt this as an "Akira Bike Slide" btw

No, the spin has some bullshit moments like flattening Gyro's leg, but overall it's just mostly consistent application of specific forces of physics, if not cartoon physics at time, the only shit that would make you raise an eyebrow would be Left Side Ataxia and even there you can chalk it up to a strong impact messing with your brain for a moment,
Shit like Golden Experience is actual asspulls, actual bonafide asspulls with wholly inconsistent powers that also gets forgotten the moment an arc end or get contradicted within the very arc they're shown like when Giorno clones Coco Jumbo and somehow also clones Mr President with it, and GE is not alone in this, there's a lot of fucking stands that suddenly get powers or lose them, Killer Queen and Star Platinum being some of the more notable examples, nevermind shit like King Crimson which already operates on extremely nebulous metalogic or fucking White Snake which loses his Benzo Cum powers after only one use but also gains completely bullshit powerups nearly every single time it's shown.

And yes, the spin CAN do THAT.

It was super fucking cool and a reasonable ability for his stand's description but sure, I agree that this could be perceived as an asspull

But this asspull was created exclusively to get past the fact that the guard didn't want to open the door for Pucci, which is in itself an Araki asspull created just to showcase how Pucci's ability works. It's not like Pucci was doing this to inflict direct damage on Jolyne or get out of her trap.

Why does Funny Valentine have a haircut that's been outdated for 80 years by that point?

I was afraid we will never come back!
Anyway, I want to suck Joseph's cock so bad...

I do kinda like it, feels even more body horror ish. One problem is that they didn't make the insides fleshy red

I'm a little more bothered by Gyro's ability to find the Golden Rectangle on fucking milimiter-wide Snowflakes than the troll physics.
Also Araki forgot about the Belt Buckle the entire fight.

White Snake which loses his Benzo Cum powers after only one use but also gains completely bullshit powerups nearly every single time it's shown.

It is explicitly explained that White Snake is evolving. Pucci had 3 forms with unique abilities. But yeah Star Platinum and Golden Experience are inconsistent

You got things confusded.
I'm talking about him mind turning himself blind and controlling Anasui like a sock puppet while fighting Weather Report.

But this asspull was created exclusively to get past the fact that the guard didn't want to open the door for Pucci, which is in itself an Araki asspull created just to showcase how Pucci's ability works. It's not like Pucci was doing this to inflict direct damage on Jolyne or get out of her trap.

holy shit anon you single handedly refuted the only argument anti-part 6 fags had, I genuinely tip my hat off for you

why do people do things? because they want to.

GE slander

but overall it's just mostly consistent application of specific forces of physics

Must we call copypastanon again?

Oh fair enough to be honest I never paid much attention to that fight it felt like filler to me but yeah that was asspully

It is explicitly explained that White Snake is evolving.

No, fuck you, none of that is explicitly stated before pucci gets the green baby, everything beyond that line I can maybe close an eye to it, everything before it like Pucci throwing discs into frogs to make them explode is complete bullshit and you goddamn know it

GER jobs to MIH btw.

Star Platinum > All

Pucci throwing discs into frogs was part of Araki's introduction to how White Snake works. It happens very early in the manga. I don't understand how people think it an asspull.

An asspull is what happens when a character, at the end of the manga, defies rules established at the start. The frog incident was when Araki was still establishing the rules. And again: he did this to defy the real Araki asspull which was the guard refusing to open the door because he was too scared. Which is bullshit. It's his fucking job and even a civilian would open the door in that situation.

and then undoes the job, takes away MIH from Pucci, and puts him in an infinite death loop.

Understandable, anon. See you tomorrow on the storytime (I hope).

men peak at age 18

What did Araki mean by this

This happened canonically btw

chickens are modern dinosaurs

kino

There's no reason for that not to happen in the OG universe. GER not activating unless Giorno is attacked is a headcanon.

...in my bizarre fanfiction.

The arrow popped out of him and he got blindsided.
But we all know the real answer is Araki forgot or couldn't be bothered to address the plothole.
...which coincides with the source material perfectly.

Araki literally stated this btw.

d-death of the au-

Concession accepted.

goddammit, i didn't catch up with the storytime. i did nothing...

The Doyalist answer is that Araki knew that MIH getting undone by someone who didn't even show up in the part would be anti climatic.
The Watsonian answer is that MIH is stronger and overrides return to zero.

Happens to japs.

infinite speed > zero

There is no Watsonian answer which leaves us to default to the Doyalist one.

There's a PDF I said I'd read a year ago and I still haven't finished. I have a programming book I brought 2 years ago and I've yet to read past chapter 2.

Part should've ended with Johnny X Slow Dancer. She was there for him the whole time.

Don't put that image in my mind, man.

iv missed these threads like you would not believe
altchans are just not the same

GER not activating unless Giorno is attacked is a headcanon.

why does the jojo thread always have someone wanting to fuck emporio or someone equity taboo

Wait a second... did she die or gets abandoned on America?

one time i told my irl friend that likes jojo i want to fuck Trish and i got called a pedophile

Golden Wind Requiem

shipping a female horse with a man who can't get hard

Even ignoring the bestiality, this is just pointless

Doesn't she get shot and die?

Shes practically a teething toddler you madman

last GYROOOOOO tomorrow

last JOHNNYYYYY tomorrow

Sad.

Does he know?

Time Acceleration counts as an attack on everyone including Giorno

We fucked up by not keeping a GYROOOOOOOOOOO count

This will always be my favorite 'GYRO!'.

Johnny instictively calls out his older brother figure's name when he's stressed

Cute.

Do you guys think will get an ED that's interrupted by D4C -Love Train, then the next episode the interruption is interrupted by Tusk Act 4, and then in the final episode THAT interruption is interrupted by The World?

Gold Experience doesn't play by its own rules, which is the problem.
I think it's better to think of each stand as its own individual power system, and ones like Gold Experience and White Snake are not internally consistent.
And by that metric, Spin shouldn't be compared to stands as a whole, but to individual stands.

I meant OP and for SBR, gomenasorry

implying DP will give SBR the VA treatment

Don't get your hopes up, anon. We'll be lucky if SBR gets better treatment than SO.

GER didn't reverse shit until Diavolo actually attempted to donut Giorno. Time accelaration alone wouldn't cut it.

More likely then not. I think D4C will change the genre of the OP but that might be too hard to do.

Also for

Time Acceleration leads to the entire universe being destroyed to be restarted unless you get right at the epicenter to hop directly to the next universe. At some point something would damage Giorno then it would count as an attack.

The ED for every episode is just slightly different

It's expected they'll at least do something with Valentine's stand and Za Warudo for Part 3 nostalgia. Personally, I also expect Sono Chi no Kioku to play at some point.

There's really no way this new adaption is gonna look decent, is it? All the horses are gonna be awful CG at the very least.

nta but the time acceleration doesn't actively hurt human beings, does it? Its mostly the environment around them.

At the very least, Giorno's outfit got 'attacked' because everyone's clothes disintegrated but I don't think that counts as direct damage.

Literally all JoJo anime look like absolute trash so I have no idea why SBR looking bad is somehow such a big, controversial thing.
Do you even remember how shit Phantom Blood looked?

By the end of it all objects were gone and only living things unaffected by MiH remained. If someone threw a knife at Giorno buffed by MiH's super speed, then the person throwing the knife would get GER'd, not Pucci who isn't even attacking.

how would the first spoiler even work?

but no i dont think so DP would have to put a lot of care and effort

youtu.be/nLGW5yxuhRY?si=JkvsqxB4bI96zPSY

I'm thinking this is going to be on another level, like, the worst looking bits of part 4 but all the time. 3 and 5 at least managed to look decent for a good chunk of their runtimes.

base OP contains Johnny attacking Valentine with nail bullets and then cuts in to another scene

Love Train version OP has the scene continuing and the nail bullets ending in shitholes around the world

During Scary Monsters the OP is changed by Diego turning everyone into dinosaurs

anything scary happens

"Gyro!!"

Cutenny

It was slower but without any of the bullshit you have to deal with here, bliss. I wish it had lasted much longer since now they won't get the boosted traffic anymore.

i think johny would NOT feel gyro fucking him unless they had sex withing the golden rectangle shape and gyro starts spinning his balls

I think I've read somewhere that paraplegic men can still orgasm through prostate/nipple stimulation

Soon we will have the most wholesome Jojo

Gappy is arguably the most psychotic Jojo.

It can cause objects to kill human beings

Araki trivia for Part 10

ywn stimulate Johnny’s sensitive nipples

Sure but then its an attack from the object, not the stand itself.

Otherwise it'd be like blaming the ocean current for the fact that you got stung by a jellyfish, normally you'd just blame the jellyfish.

every thread since part 3 had fags repeating the same "jokes" ad infinitum but imo it only got insufferable in sbr

Because the part 6 fucker admitted he only shits on SBR thread because it's more popular than SO

Part6CHADS have mindbroken this man

What does Rohan have to do with SO vs SBR debates?

I liked the stands because they were logical

Nice one DP

So, is non-Christian God exist in jojoverse?
Why did noone put a stop on Pucci plan

After Will gave him his hamon boost Jonathan was tearing steel apart with his bare hands. At that point he could probably fight the Pillar Men bare-fisted. All of Dio's abilities, the body freeze, the space ripper stingy eyes, and even The World are all hard answers to Hamon, without them Jonathan would have torn him in half.

Everything is part of God's plan.

Ironically, Greco-Roman gods are consistently cucked by Fate, as are Norse gods.

For me? It is

OUR HEROES . . . and [major character]

every single anon in the storytime? MY HEROES
...and

we've been down too long in the midnight sea

I feel like a storytime break was long overdue. Now I'm excited to hop back in daily threads again.

White Snake is 90% consistent and people can only complain about one individual fight that might as well be filler garbage that happened parallel to the real canon fight between Jolyne and idk who it was (also some filler villain)

Let's stop kidding ourselves the only fights that matter in part 6 are those between Jolyne and Pucci which is like 50% of the screentime

Gyro has the perfect voice in ASB, will he be miscast like Jolyne and Pucci was?

Jolyne

????????????

Holy fuck we're actually back
I can't wait to finish the SBR storytimes with you bros

The VA for Jolyne and Pucci were better than the ones in the anime.

Nta but Sawashiro was perfect as Jolyne, I don't hate Fairouz but she's just not as good in the role.

I'm more worried about the dub

KWAB

Johnny is a SLUT

What would happen if you combined Ripple and Spin?

why? you know its gonna be shit no matter what

KAKUGOposting is the greatest gift the Jojo storytimes have given us. I can't hear kakugo without immediately thinking about these threads anymore kek

college educated

intelligent

KAKUGO is cool. I know people have problems with it, but seeing anons genuinely getting excited when Johnny went DARK KAKUGO mode for the first time was so fun. Actually, the entire Mandom fight was fun from start to end (minus the usual complainers).

wish DP would've gave him a bit more dignity and can hold off against Dio for just a bit more

I wonder who they'll get to voice Johnny given that Kaji was already used for Koichi in the anime?

I don't know why they can't just use the pretext that it's a new universe as an excuse to bring Kaji back. He voiced Johnny way before he ever did Koochi

I think the implication in that TSKR is that polytheistic gods were actually just stand users or possibly even stands.
Jesus seems to be a step above those gods, being able to control fate in a way normal stand users can't.