Ninja to Koroshiya no Futarigurashi

Roboko was a good girl who only wanted to do her best to help Konoha. She died because Konoha wouldn’t accept two Satokos in her life…

She's next

I'd love to have a poster of that volume 5 alternate cover.

Our heroines (ver. hambaga)!

Preferably without the text and extended a little so I can see Satoko’s armpit.

Fun fact, this endcard was made by a popular BL author.

REMINDER

TOTAL
KURO
DEATH

I'm gonna imagine they drew it with the superior Marin in mind.

I'm not sure my heart could handle a Marin death but it would still be funny if it happens.

I speak from experience when I say that sometimes the hottest women are stuck in BL/Yaoi VNs and manga. It's something that invokes a very complicated feeling of frustration.

kuro? more like kuso lmao

Correct her with my cock

This episode was chaotic like ep 1

explains the anatomy

She looks like she just came here

cuck chairs have evolved

Kek we have come so far

To laugh at you.

nin nin nin...
nin nin nin...
ninja to koroshiya
nin nin nin...

dumb

OP>ED

Konoha is clearly happier and better off with Roboko

Satoko is clearly happier and better off with Marin

the narrative forces them back together at the end regardless

I want my yurimoney back.

This episode genuinely depressed me bros
This, they were literally better off without each other and with their new partners. Why did Satoko fuck it all up and force everyone into a bad ending.

She actually made an effort to get closer to Konoha, she actively sought her friendship.
And then gets mistaken for a robot. Sure, that's enough of a reason to say "what a bitch" and forget her and move on, but it'd be hard to simply accept something like that.
That said, this is a comedy manga where suffering is the comedy.

The whole situation could've been avoided by Konoha not being a retard

roboko ;_;

she was brainwashed THOUGH

This is true and an important point.
Satoko fucked up too, but the main issue was Konoha not being able to tell Roboko apart from Satoko, which makes her seem dumb and even less of a sympathetic character than she was before.

she has negative IQ and no soul

mata raishuu

Anyone else gonna try to make this after this ep?

Why does this remind me of that one isekai with the protagonist who kills everything just by telling them to die and that most of his victims are cute girls with nice designs?

I hate the fucking series with male main characters where all they do is just kill cute girls. I'm not even sure why some Japanese choose to write it (unless maybe they are among the few Japanese that rabidly hate that cute girls became super popular). If you want to watch cute girls die, make the protagonist a cute girl too like Ninkoro. If you want a male mc who kills everyone, make his victims ugly. Otherwise it feels faggoted.

But she opened up to what she thought was Satoko.

It was unavoidable then.

I really want to eat it but I just spent a month at the hospital for ulcers in my intestines which still haven't healed. I'll put it on my food backlog for when I'm better.

I don't understand what about this looks so bad for your arteries. It is just grilled cheese with ham. The girls seemed fairly happy eating it everyday for breakfast.

Actually it could've been all avoided if Marin didn't make a fake Satoko robot.

Processed cheese in general is usually pretty high and sodium and bad for someone trying to manage their cholesterol. A dish like that would likely use processed rather than unprocessed cheese given the point of adding the cheese at all is for it to be melty.
That being said, it's just a joke, bro.

Yes, Konoha would actually have been miserable about the situation but was brainwashed to be happy about it, so Roboko getting destroyed was for the best

make the protagonist a cute girl

This is true for many series, especially generic and blant LN protagonists (or obnoxious instead bland)

I can't help but smile whenever I see a robogirl kneeling patiently as they're charging from a wall outlet.

The Vol. 4 specials are out, and oh my...

It's literally plugged into her ass

Satoko is selfish and wants Konoha all for herself

Konoha is so oblivious about Satoko as a person that she can be easily be replaced by a machine

They're both terrible people in different ways which is ultimately why they work as a couple.
It's also funny how Konoha has no qualms about ending someone's life the same way Satoko has no qualms about erasing something from existence by turning it into leafs.

Or she could have just kept the robot.

This was probably my favorite episode of anything so far this season goddamn

preview

HOLY MOLY

And used it as a robotic sex toy

roboko getting a memorial portrait

lmao. Remember that the author CBA to give her one in the tanks.

Can someone update it? That's CH14 stuff.

Shaft will make use of the boob skills they practiced in Kizu.

Konoha still confuses Roboko for Satoko much later in the manga. And no way Meidorobo kohas the brainwash eyes.

The Japanese are not happy about this by the way. Housewives and mothers are petitioning local governments to censor future episodes because of the wanton murder and yuri elements.

petitioning local governments

broobfs?

Housewives and mothers

So no one the japanese government will ever listen to.

They have been petitioning for decades. If the government actually listened, we wouldn't be watching this right now nor would Shaft probably even exist as a studio.

Anons are wrong. Satoko is just terminally stupid, she's not actively malicious like K*noha. If she never met that evil cunt she'd have lived a peaceful life (assuming she didn't get killed by a ninja).

Sorry anon, but later in the series Satoko starts scaring even Kohona because there is a difference from being stupid and just not giving a shit.

I was just guessing at numbers and figures
Pulling the puzzles apart
Questions of science, science and progress
Do not speak as loud as my heart

What's all that in the background

Its a comedy m8, why are you talking it so seriously.

Her gooncave

Girls can goon too?

Ok hear me out...

Roboko vs KOS-MOS

I'm guessing leader is going to either die or that lesbian will get away with it completely. Either one is the hilarious outcome

These are delicious, but even as an American I have to say, who the fuck eats this for breakfast?

Marin spends sometimes upwards of 10 hours a day pleasuring herself to her rival. There is nothing weird about it though, she is just getting off to the thrill of finally being able to beat her as she stares at her in the shower, such a defenseless girl...

I think if the author is willing to kill leader then I would assume everyone will die in this series

The french?

Is there any girl in this show that isn't evil? Watching this is not good for my soul.

More a schlick shack than a goon cave

She likes to LARP as Lain.

Classmate-chan is an angel

Yuriko? She's just an enabler OL.

Doesn't gooning just refer to cumming? Girls can still cum.

I made one right after seeing the episode. Lucky it was dinner time

Any new figs? I need a Marin one.

reddit the anime

A redditmimi is literally butchered
This is anti reddit

KOS-MOS

Or some say "KOSM-MOSM"

It's funny how this show is actually offending anons with how heartless it is.

ninkoro is better by virtue of being actually funny

How is a lazy assassin so good looking?

Love makes her shine.

You absorb the beauty of the ones you kill.

Marin must've slaughtered an entire elementary school then

Classic tragedy, they were way better off separated but their flaws led them back to a worse state for everyone.

Both Konoha and Satoko are terrible people who deserve each other.

What's this about?

There is a ninja. There is an assassin. They live and work together. This triggers people for some reason.

That episode was a tad bit too good, I'm a bit surprised. There's no way the quality of this episode will remain for the rest of the season, but if this show somehow achieves that, I'll post some very controversial threads on Anon Babble.

Dumb dork ninja escapes her village, is hunted down by other ninja for deserting so she teams up with an assassin for protection, hijnks ensue. The Ninja is really dumb and easily manipulated into doing fucked up shit, she also seems to lack any empathy or awareness of the suffering her actions cause because she is so airheaded. The assassin is basically a Patrick Bateman level sociopath / murderer. Lots of cute anime girls die in their wake. It's a dark comedy with equal parts funny and depression

I'll post some very controversial threads on Anon Babble

Will you simply make an optimistic statement? It is sad but true that people treat it controversially nowadays.

Spoil me, what adaptation(s) that should have had 2 more zeroes to the right of the budget irked you?

It's should be Roboko there, not shitoko.

She's gone anon. You have to accept it eventually. This is not healthy.

Modern retelling of the Sorrows of the Young Werther.

tfw your rival doesn't know that you exist.

One sided rivalries are one of the most kino character dynamics.

What is this about? why were they killed off?

They tried to kill MC first.

For baked potatos, naturally

Her face looks kinda quality here

Thug activity in the wrong hood

You were actually right, Anon Babble. She was best girl.

Not only that, she will continue to be!

Finally watched the episode and I don't get it, it was ok just like all the others besides episode 1, which is still the best episode so far.

This has to be a joke. Episode 2 and 3 were quite boring and I, in fact, don't even remember much of what happened in them. This episode however, was completely fast paced fun with many different styles and gags. It also told pretty much its own complete story.

Kinda same, don't especially like casual massacre of cute girls. But the last episode was deranged enough I could fully enjoy it.

Finally watched the episode and I don't get it

t. Satoko

It's yuri in its purest, undiluted form. I.e. unhinged, toxic and violent.

and I, in fact, don't even remember much of what happened in them

Me with the entire show, I think my brain preventively "forget" every character in this series thinking they will die anyways.

That's just Leader's jitsu.

I don't like Konoha.
What an awful woman.

I don't know if the animation will stay the same, but I definitely prefer the story and jokes in vol 2 and 3 compared to the first volume. Volume 3 especially.

it was an idiot plot

didn't come to this conclusion when she was shown killing innocent people including her classmate's father

had to wait until she falls in love with the robot double of her roommate instead

Which Roboko wins?

A FUCKING LEAF

Serizawa solos
Speaking of PPD, remember those times when Ichijou killed cute girls?

Roboko nooooooo

I want to see Becky and Marin duke it out intellectually

Satoko and Konoha are basically just Mesousa and Ichijou

And in bed.

I don't think Satoko is selfish, quite the opposite. Konoha is only able to use her like she does because Satoko is insanely selfless. She's just really dumb as well.

That makes the comedy funnier.

omg marin is so cute wowowowo im gonna draw her!!!!

I've never seen a screencap where Satoko doesn't look retarded

wish they had teamed up more beating Konoha and Robo in the rankings

Well she is.

True

I need to re-watch Pani Poni Dash at some point. Classic SHAFT.

It is a shame that Marin doesn't have many fan arts. However, it is made up for by how lewdly Shaft draws her. She is an arousal upon sight character.

Almost none of the girls besides the 2 mains have any fanarts for some reason

tfw realizing that these shows, both by SHAFT, both of similar feel, aired almost exactly 20 years apart, and I was here on Anon Babble for both

Hm.

and you will be here 20 years from now for the next iteration

But will SHAFT?

Yes, Madoka movie 5 won't be out yet.

That's a man

Just need good ninjutsu.

For me, it's the croque madame; same thing but with a fried or sunny-side up egg on top.

My watermelon(s) wife dies next episode.

Never thought I would dread seeing a character in a preview. At least tell me she lasts more than a minute before getting leafed.

Roboko clears Roboko

She's already shown to have jiggle physics and to be blushing

How's the show doing over in japan? I assume 5ch likes it at least

She's a card carrying member of the prestigious Killed, Leafed and Forgotten in one page club.

Why isn't she in the OP/ED?

Not quite forgotten, her skill left an impression.