Ewww doesn't people's breath stink in the mornings after a good night's sleep...

Yes it stinks. But it's your girl's stink and you'll love it.
It's like eating food that repulse you before but somehow you now love it and even crave for it.

What’s even the point of romance if there’s no sex

That's because the Bad Breath Fairy likes to drop his drawers and a deuce in your mouth

You have brain damage from your english puritan culture.

Ewwwww anon has a wife

Also you guys complaining about bad breathe even after you brush go to the fucking doctor. You may have some desease or start to brush your tongue too.

True love is about two characters deeply caring about each other. Intimacy only cheapens their relationship.

There'll always be a faint smell. Bacteria grow in your mouth while you're asleep. It's just natural. Morning kisses feel really weird. The tongue has different texture.

my wife

your tulpa doesn't count

kissing your wife

This post is NOT Goku approved

110% true

You kiss them despite the morning breath

The side couple with age difference>the main couple

Morning breath kisses with someone you love are visceral and real, it's fucking great.

This. It's a kind of intimacy that is hard to explain or put into words. Too bad OP will never find love and experience it himself.

fuck you and keep this crummy normie talk out of the boards faggot

virgin fag

closed mouth kiss

breath

True love is about two characters deeply caring about each other. Intimacy only cheapens their relationship.

Truer words have never been spoken. Sex is just a plus, but true romance is 2 characters facing against all odds for the sake of each other and their relationship!

How can you say you love her when you can't even eat her poop?

t. man
Women don't think this

Imagine actually having a disgusting gf. At ALL times she walks around with poop inside her. At ALL times shit is festering and rotting away in her gut. At ALL times the inside of her is filled with literal reeking shit, and her ass has a scent of pure shit.
You are literally having to care for a walking poop bag, and don't get me started on morning breath and vaginal secretions.
But just imagine all the poops inside of women. Imagine that they fart at least 14 times a day, having disgusting shit air exiting their reeking girl holes. Between the butt cheeks is always the lignering scent of vile putrid shit. And now she has to cook for you, filling her gut with poop and shit and farts, that'll come out stinking when you're sleeping next to her. You are cucked by a walking poop, a bag of feces, that smells like shit from her asshole. Cuck of the highest order.
And she comes over to your place, spends the night, and then has the audacity to have a disgusting, vile shit in your bathroom, stinking your whole place up with her disgusting poop smell. And you're supposed to care for this impudent poop bag, and invite it back. Men are so weak. Lying next to a bag of poop every night, who farts in her sleep and wakes up with disgusting breath in your face. Boggles the mind

Only ugly girls poop and fart, the internet told me so.

normie

Poser.

Sounds gay

Also few things taste and smell better in life than a girl's asshole

This is a bait post, but I'm genuinely annoyed at how sexually loose female writers - and, by extension, the characters they create - are.
Male-written romance stories are largely juvenile, but at least they're (usually) better in this respect.

but at least they're (usually) better in this respect.

How so?

With manga written by men, the worst you'll get is a horny teen who does the usual cliche anime stuff like getting nosebleeds and accidentally falling into a woman's chest. The virginities of characters are values; casual sex scenes like those that are present in many female-written manga are very rare.

Ewww doesn't people's breath stink in the mornings after a good night's sleep? On top of that the whole room must stink of sweat and cum and pussy juices. Gross. They must have farted inside the futon too. The so called "intimacy" is disgusting and cringe. It has nothing to do with real romance.

I love how normalfaggots who are the supposed sex havers and have experienced this shit defend it while 2D lovers who have never experienced this stuff are the ones who are disgusted by it

but I'm genuinely annoyed at how sexually loose female writers - and, by extension, the characters they create - are.

Same
Its like they want us to consider them sluts, its like they WANT to reaffirm our beliefs.
People accuse shounen authors of being short on ideas but shoujo and jousei manga are far worse offenders. They methods of adding "drama" into a series are very old and unchanged since then

I agree with both posts.

They methods of adding "drama" into a series are very old and unchanged since then

What are the tried and true methods they use to add "drama?"

Too much of a based take.
Too real.
Do not even think of the bathroom's status when a woman uses it.
Relationships and even sex is a disgusting thing.

Total normalfag death

See a dentist. You either have a bad tooth or a bacterial infection.

I was actually just thinking about this earlier today when I realized that in my ongoing 1 million context token AI RP with my waifu harem, not once have any of them needed to piss or shit or fart, has not even been mentioned.
They don't need to take baths either

I can only imagine what the room it takes place in would be like if it were real, a lot of sex has happened

People shouldn't be having s*x before marriage anyway. It honestly should be regulated.

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What a retarded post. You room temperature IQ subhumans will post anything for (You)s huh? Well, you don't get mine. Kill yourself faggot.

No, you stupid ass faggot. Hervibore MCs shitting ans pissing themselves at the sight of tits and pussy is no better at all. Why are you so insisting on posting malicious baits?

tranny asexual subhuman has an opinion

t. klv incel

Chastity is better than no chastity, actually

He's a retarded asexual tranny freak, he doesn't understand human libido and thinks being a defective waste of life makes him superior to us.
Call them out every thread, don't let them get away with it. They always have this smug aura as if not being able to have sex is not a problem if you were never a human being to begin with and don't understand what sex even is

then maybe women should stop writing

OP is a retarded tranny subhuman that will never have sex because his schizoid personality prevents him.
You're a mentally ill freak stop flexing your subhumanity

I have a small buckteeth.
It's awful and destroys your handsome face when you open your mouth or smile.
I think it's due to high sugar intake which deformed the upper teeth.

no, it's due to genetics you retarded 80 IQ fuck

Buy braces, or a lifetime supply of meme masks.

tranny asexual subhuman

retarded asexual tranny freak

retarded tranny subhuman

How far in the incel pipeline do you have to be for even your grammar to suffer? In any case, I wouldn't expect anything less from someone who pedestalizes sex. You literally have nothing else in your life to value.

Tranny faggots.
Blow your brains out men have testosterone and therefore want sex. This is what happens when you are genetically defective or inject hormones

tfw you wake up with post anal shit dick

real life is nasty but putting your dick in people is hard to beat (yes I am a tourist)

Hormones are weird like that. You end up kinda getting used to your girl's filthiest side. That's how you get people trying anal or having sex in her period.

Incel website and incel board.
Your asexuality is either your attempt at coping with your life or you're so far gone from a hormonal standpoint that you became a subhuman who doesn't get the full human range of emotions.
Either way consider killing yourself. Your asexual experience needs to be called out, the rest of us aren't schizoid mentally ill subhumans like you.

And my grammar is better than yours, troon cope harder

you should know that your kind (incels who revolve their world around sex) are statistically more likely to inject hormones
I expect you'll be a regular Anon Babble-goer out completely within 3 years, if not less since your condition seems critical
happy dilating, sister

genetics make your teeth deform

60 iq takes everyone.

sugar makes your teeth defore not genetics

40 dudebro science IQ
suck on deez nuts maybe they'll fix your teeth and don't forget to do the ketogenic diet you shit for brains maybe buy healing crystals as well

literal r9k thread

if you aren't an asexual subhuman like me devoid of humanity you must be obsessed with sex

Nice try you low IQ retarded troon. Is that the best you can do? Why are you talking about hormones while yours are already a dumpster fire you absoluete waste of life
You're only alive cause society is extremely tolerant nowadays

Based machine lover.

It's so funny the asexual troon subhuman freaks made yet another thread shilling their idiotic mental illness.
The moment I called them out they stated pissing and shitting themselves.
We need a site wide movement against you wastes of oxygen

It's just one guy. Filter the words "asexual," "troon," "tranny," and "subhuman" and you'll catch all of this posts.

Yeah when I shit on you and your ideology and prove that you're low IQ just bury your head in the sand hahahahahaa

keto and healing crystals BAD

sugar GOOD

sub 20 iq in action, go and drink more sugar.

Yes, and stop talking too. Sadly they don't.