Why didn't Sakura check in on Naruto when Jiraiya died?

[Lie]

The evidence is there.

The evidence being?

ITT series that would have been significantly better without a single female in it

699 chapters and a movie of her being a manipulative bitch. And 1 chapter of her suffering the consequences post-rape.

and a movie of her being a manipulative bitch. And 1 chapter of her suffering the consequences post-rape.

?????

unironically

Sorry you have the reading comprehension of a 2 year old. I can't fix you being retarded.

never once did Sakura ever show romantic interest in Naruto

Narutards insist they ship together

Holy fuck. Accept Hinata won already

The only movie where she's manipulative is literally non canon, what the fuck are you even talking about?

Would've been infinitely better if he actually developed them and included them in the narrative. His stupid story being a prophecy of "Naruto and Sasuke are reincarnated faggots" was so lame.

When will you stop being a retarded fucking faggot?

Just because you'd be raped by Sakura doesn't mean you get to project that on Sasuke.

Being a wingman is manipulative

What? You wanted her to fuck Naruto there or something?

What did we do to deserve to be getting spanmed on with AI shit like this

Sakura is at fault for a retcon Kishimoto made to damage control his marriage.

"You only liked me for 15 years to 1-up my oneitis"

Not manipulative

Are you fucking insane? Better yet, are you a woman? Fuck you.

Ngl I'm liking the war arc better than 5 kage so far. It's not particularly good but atleast the superficial bombast is keeping my interest. 5 kage was boring af

It's a retcon, it's literally treated as the truth, what the fuck did you wanted her to say?

what the fuck did you wanted her to say?

Nothing, and putting a rope around her neck right there also would've been nice.

Sasukebrown...

where you at in war arc?

Madara has summoned gedo statue. Naruto and bee are joining the war

You're sounding exactly like the Sakurafags thar claim Naruto was manipulated into loving Hinata.

How dare you.

oh great, don't listen to the morons, war arc has so many kino moments and fights. it will be a bit boring for your next 20-30 episodes or more iirc but i can guarantee that are at least 40 worth of kino episodes awaiting for you all in all, brace yourself for the tearjerkers at the level of part 1 naruto becuase there will be many of em

It's true.

It's not true. She was trying to get Naruto married as soon as possible so Sasuke would have no one to spend his time in the village with other than her. Sakura is fucking scum.

It'd be better without them even so

Your headcanon isn't helping the accusations.

Kishimoto is not capable of that

*with

That isn't even headcanon, it's right there. Are you fucking stupid?

cause she fucking hates him

I liked Sasori grandma killing him with his parent puppets. Wouldn't have worked as well with a grandpa.

Nardo and Sasugay are literally the chosen ones while Rock Lee, the actual hard worker, gets shafted

Naruto is a story of how privilege makes you win in life

Sakura has no reason to specifically help Hinata if those were her intentions.

I wouldn't call anything that Naruto has "privelage"

They are """friends""", the cunt probably sees it as two birds with one stone.

Except Sasuke hasn't returned to the village since chapter 699 and Sakura never even THINKS about Sasuke through out the entirety of the last.
Your assumption has no basis.

Except the privilege of being the incarnation of Ashura and Indra and having Higuromo give you free powers cause or it.

Helping your friends is bad now?

naruto would not once overrule time with sasuke given marriage since it'd be both a personal preference and hokage work at the same time. marriage had been secondary to him even before his wedding, he could've gone his life without one but that kakashi and tsunade weren't would have his soothe the masses with a pretense at resolution

What good did that do him in his life except help in the final battle

Sakura never even THINKS about Sasuke through out the entirety of the last

[Citation needed]. Just because you don't see it happen doesn't mean she wasn't plotting it. She's an obsessed rapist.
I CANNOT be the only one who realizes this. Why are you people so unironically insane?

Just because there's no proof doesn't mean it's not the case

Unironically take your meds.

She's an obsessed rapist.

Qrd on this?

Fanfiction shitposting

His entire life was a fucking privilege you mong. Without the 9 tails he would have died a bunch of times. Without his Uzumaki bloodline he couldn't spam 1 of the 2 jutsus he know.
A random ninja born without these privileges couldn't achieve 10% of what Naruto did even if he tried his hardest.

So not only was he Uzumaki and had the 9 tails hax, he also was the incarnation of blah blah and a favorite of Higuromo.
Naruto is a mediocre ninja carried out by his circumstances.

Women suck

hinata didn't either

that's it. sakure had been plotting ever since she realized no amount of work with tsunade would give her blunt force capacity to compete with them or alter anything. the whole of sakura hiden was her running psyops on those without sharingan because sasuke and naruto had seen through her lack of force long ago and she couldn't deal with being weak until death

You really don't suspect that bitch of ANY wrongdoing? Please be careful with real women then, or you're gonna end up on the streets.

Qrd on this?

The noncanon spinoff timeline has an Uchiha with glasses, product of rape.

This is the kind of thread the dailies are "ruining"

product of rape.

How? They are married

I am not going to discuss bortshit.

He thinks Sakura baby trapped him

sakura is married to a liaison between konoha and other military powers on her capacity of student to the fifth hokage, sasuke never married her beyond theater for the leaf

Then why the fuck did you bring it up then?

and he only had sarada because orochimaru keeping genetic uchiha stock outside konoha would prevent the elders from taking over via a monopoly on genjutsu and rinnegans. Everyone after kaguya knew the otsutsuki would show up and sasuke had to prevent konoha being the only ones able to deal with them since it'd have the whole world enslaved to the leaf again

lol wut? Like ask him to not wear a condom or something.

That makes no sense.

Because everyone else thinks that's the canon timeline and they are wrong.

This. Sasuke and Sakura have a daughter named Sarada. And Naruto and Hinata have a son named Boruto and a daughter named Himawari.

a hax is typically something that ignores durability/brute strength so the user with said power could beat the stronger opponent just because the mechanic of their ability works regardless of the opponent's stats
genjutsu, amaterasu, kamui, izanami are haxes
naruto's only hax was his short lived truth seeking orb

Kill yourself zoomer.

Probably because it is canon. 100%.

The good ol' /nart/ times will never come back. The only way is to destroy and rebuild.

How exactly would sakura "rape" sasuske.

His entire life was a fucking privilege you mong

from orphaned childhood in the slums to two world wars back to back it sure had no amount of poverty

Tasteless odorless drugs from the hospital. He's feeling remorseful at the time so he probably had his guard down, he didn't see it coming.

ok we get it you hate your mother. stop trying to force that onto everyone else

she didn't rape him though sakura had by no means been more than a gesture to the leaf either

I'm supposed to take Sasuke being an emperor seriously when he can easily be forced upon by someone weaker than him

Sakura supposedly has the brains and power to forced herself on Sasuke but those don't apply in a theorical fight between her and low rank akatsukis or mediocre chunins

Keep coping. If Naruto was not born an Uzumakin and didn't have Kurama he would be one of the shittiest shinobi in the village.
His intelligence is lacking.
His ninjutsu is shit he only uses 2 jutsus + variations
His taijutsu is also mediocre and carried by his clones... which he couldn't use without being Uzumaki and Kurama.
Which means he never learned Rasenshuriken.
So even if all things somehow played out the same way he would be stuck with the normal Rasengan without being able to use multiple shadow clones.

Of course if he didn't have Kurama Jirayia wouldn't even talk to him to begin with lmao

From orphaned faggot who can't get laid to teenager prodigy in just a few years.
Yeah he did lots of things on his own but none would have been possible if he wasn't a Jinchuriki to begin with.
You can't tame Kurama if you don't have Kurama, duh! It's like saying a fag who's 6'8 becoming the best basketball player isn't privileged

Sasuke is immune to that shit, retard. So much for being a fan.

Drugs working on Sasuke after he got all the poison resistance from Oro

You're retarded.

I ask again, how did any of this help him. Because of the nine tails he was shunned all his life and was hunted by murderous psychopaths with top tier skills. The nine tails power was a liability for most the show anyway. All that comes with it is his fate the good and the bad. It helped him in fights but those happened in the first place because he took on the burden of being the jinchuriki and trying to help however he can. Nothing about Naruto sounds like privelage to me.

What are you supposed to do exactly if someone (that you you're actually trying to be nice to this time around) roofies your drink

Who even checked in on Naruto? Shikamaru? Iruka only wants his ice cream.

Obito

7 tailed beasts, 16% 8 tails, 5% 9 tails, gedou statue

Madara

9 tailed beasts, gedou statue, alliance absorbed god tree, later lost his 1 tail and 8 tails chakra to obito

Naruto

FULL 1 tail and 8 tails thanks to obito, unspecified amount from 2-7 tails, 45% 9 tails, sun seal, no gedou statue

Sasuke

EMS and Rinnegan boosts himself straight out of kishimoto's asshole, moon seal granting him SO6P chakra

The nine tails power was a liability for most the show anyway

Without it he would have died against Haku lmao

he'll never not have made it out the mud and still have had elder creeps and war machines try to use him to death or to his last breath anyway. No amount of hax would have precluded how he used them to nothing that'd benefit himself as much as he could have. For an uchiha enemy fed to him from before adolescence it had been his allies who'd brainwash him to no end into defending the country that killed his parents and made his childhood a mess. A basketball player who's 6'8 and born in the slums having to get out anyway he can is not privilege, it is design. privilege would be using a 6'8 height to not play ball, which they usually can't afford not to

It's Kishimoto's fault he can't plan our his story and power scaling which results in Naruto coming off as a retard. Like how he had Naruto at the start of Shippuden somehow weaker relative to everyone else than at any moment, before he had to throw in too much at once resulting in everything you're complaining about.

he was sent to either fight or die because of it but why would you not mention that?

Even if that were to work on Sasuke (it wouldn't), he can still just put her under a genjutsu.

Cont.

Adding to this, even getting the nine tails sealed in his body involved death of both his parents. Some fucking privelage right there

How do you put someone under a Genjutsu while unconscious

Base rasengan and Sage mode training don't require large chakra pool so ur wrong also him being ashura doesn't grant him anything at all you need to proof that shit if you insist otherwise

He wouldn't be unconscious in the first place.

He would never put anything inside pinkshit while conscious. Except perhaps Chidori.

Base rasengan and sage mode isn't really shit by the time Pain invaded cause he took a shit on Naruto.
Now imagine that fight if he didn't have Rasenshuriken cause he couldn't use mass shadow clones to learn it.
I'm not wrong about anything you're just a coping naruturd fanboy

Because you said so?

Nice retarded headcanon that doesn't exist, bro.

Stop feeding the off topic no life faggot

restraining order

Tired of arguing with Narutards, if this blonde retard didn't have Uzumaki genes snd Kurama he would have died in a random mission for sure.
If he somehow survived he would have died in the 4th Great Ninja War as fodder lmao
So yeah he was carried by circumstances

You are complaining about this in a world where special clans possessing special powers and every character of note knows very specific jutsus. Haku had kekke genkai and Naruto did not beat her on his own even with nine tails chakra.

Because she's awful

stay mad, naruto was not privileged and at best lived his life a slave to those who killed his parents and took away his childhood

Actually yeah

I'm not complaining about anything, there's plenty of fodder ninja la Iruka that never achieved anything.
Naruto is not a story of hard work bringing success, it's a gay story of 2 privileged little shits becoming Hokage and Hokage's right hand man.

from my limited knowledge of this story i thought sasuke fucking hated sakura, did they ever show sasuke falling in love with her at all? or is it a timeskip and they're together?

You didn't refute anything I said Narutard. Naruto was a privileged cunt and that's the reason he became Hokage.
If he was born without his genes and Kurama he would have been a mediocre ninja that nobody heard about. COPE.

What's your point you weird ass faggot? Everyone in the story is only strong because the plot demands so, they are only as strong as the author needed them to be

Concession accepted faggot. I'm glad you agree Naruto is a story about how privilege brings success.

She rapes him in the timeskip and a daughter with glasses shows up out of nowhere complaining that her father is absent (none of this Boruto trash is canon)

Naruto is not a story of hard work bringing success

You are right. It's a story of pain/grief and overcoming it without losing yourself. That of course does not imply that Naruto or sasuke did not work hard. Which they clearly did if you actually watch the show

Kek, this entire "moralizing" shit story is like this:

Good genes/circumstances + hard work makes you Naruto/Sasuke
Bad genes + hard work makes you Rock Lee.

If he was born without his genes

all the ninjas that did are in graves and there are no mangas named after them, you read the story of a slave that didn't die. you are wrong

if naruto were "privileged" he'd have created rules, not followed them and even less so fought wars he had nothing to do with for the people who took everything from him

children being sent to die in war are privileged

the state of that post

It's funny that Narutard just had to have the 9 tails inside.
You know he could have had the 2 tails or 4 tails and just make it work via hard training, intelligence etc.
NOPE, straight up 9 tails, strongest of them all lmao, Kishifaggot didn't even bother

Reminder
desuarchive.org/a/thread/277627096

you literally read what happened to the lesser jinchurikis though, no amount of training would've prevented that

Kek you faggot Strongest tailed beast for our unprivileged MC hehe

You are only able to talk to me thousands of kilometers away stress free of growing your own food, water, predators and all because the society is handing it to you on a platter
Talk about being privileged faggot.

So you're saying he was privileged since not even Pain could beat Kurama.
In fact Kurama saved his ass, he didn't even do shit. He got his ass kicked even with his Uzumaki shadow clone spam and Radencuckriken.
Now imagine if he wasn't Uzumaki lmao

be given the best weapon and no option to not use before even the legal drinking age

warzone with children who can`t not fight surely display privileged lives

Why are you having a mental breakdown over this lol. You missed the entire point of the show, and that's fine. You are acting like you were one of those ninjas who didn't get to be hokage. If Rock Lee can accept Naruto despite being shafted so hard by kishi then why can't you

Agreed, nobody except Nardo/Saucegay ever do anything. Even Sasuke is kind of a jobber, didn’t kill Itachi got BLACKED and failed to do anything substantial past that outside of killing that dogshit character danzo

Mfw when Bleachtroon is trying to rile up the better series because his shitty thread is overrun with trannies and coomers

Taking a shit on you isn't a mental breakdown you're just using random insults now, must be getting desperate

he could've not fought pain for sure when he'd go after kurama one way or another and just let him get it and die after the extraction. Death or life at war, how privileged

If Naruto was a likeable character, people wouldn’t mind as much. But he’s insufferable and annoying, and only gets worse post-timeskip where he becomes a Gary Stu and talk no jutsu machine. The fact that more likeable characters like Neji or Rock Lee get shafted while Naruto gets all the screentime makes it even worse.

Kishimoto sucked at writting female x male interactions in Naruto

what about those who like naruto to this day in boruto even?

The fact that more likeable characters like Neji or Rock Lee get shafted...

...was a good thing

based

Look, I'm sorry you got bullied by 6'8 basketball players and the world treated them better than you. But no need to take it out on a fictional socially shunned orphan with a literal monster living inside him, hunted to death by powerful criminal organisations. Whose own village numerous times contemplates keeping him in house arrest before ultimately sending out as a weapon of war

thank you

Rock Lee was my favourite character and it's a shame that Kishi saw him as nothing more than comic relief. He did not see what he had created because he couldn't put himself in audience's mind. I can agree with you on that note. But this show was never about privelage

Gai is really the better "character" than lee in every single way. Him getting on top of kisame and just locking in went so fucking hard

anon relized he'd read a work he'd not been the target audience to

welcome to /a

Rock Lee has been aura farming for 25 years off a single fight
a fight that he lost so bad it nearly crippled him for life

No matter how you look at it, being able to spam shadow clones to learn shit is a huge privilege. Literal prodigies like Kakashi couldn't even dream of doing it.

Hachibi ga-sama no, Kira Bi ore-sama yeah! Ow Wheeeeee!!

What does /nart/ think of them?

Aura farming

is it?

Yondaime has been farming for 7 years straight off nothing but name drops and myatique then blud lost all it all in the war arc

why is naruto the only shonen besides dragon ball to have consistently unusable threads

Because we refused to accept Hanabi as Sasuke's wife, apparently

Their spinoff was a lot of fun

because we're not degenerate coomers who are incapable of discussing on topic storylines. go back, kys etc you know the drill

I don't know. being able to learn techniques that took others years in just a week is a huge thing. Not even Itachi wank kind of learning. Fucker just created gorillion clones and made them bumrush the whole thing.

One Piece threads are unusable too. Unless you post bait or porn you will never get Yous there

sure, anon

because it was the most mainstream of the big three in the anglosphere so statistically speaking you're going to find more people that hate it with a passion wherever you look on anglo weeb websites, and on Anon Babble trollish thread derailing behavior that would get your permabanned on a website that requires a login nets little more than a slap on the wrist

Wat

Casually re-creating the super mega shinra tensei that flattened the village without breaking a sweat

Crazy how deidara's was still 3x that

This isn't /nart/.

It's the only manga I've seen here where attempting to have any kind of storytime results in the most abnormal schizo seething for indiscernible reasons

Kishimoto destruction of Sakura with SasuSaku and then harsh rebuilding of NaruHina in expense of NaruSaku in the movie would be one of the most shameless things he ever done.
All of that just so his Shueisha overlords could sell the traditional imagery of the quiet busty wife.

it gets even funnier when you remember kishimoto based hinata on his brother's wife and sakura on his wife

I must say I liked sakura better in shippuden. She grew up to be hot and felt more competent.

Daily thread got hijacked

Sasukefag nowhere to be seen here

Hm...

there was no winning move for Sakura as a character if we're being honest. Her ending up with Naruto when he's a big shot after all her bullshit would have been disgusting and Hinata gets screwed. Sasuke was maybe worse but her whole character was fixated on him from the start so it's somewhat tolerable

I don't know the full story on this guy but genuinely, is this the worst meltdown he's ever had? I can visibly see the hot steaming tears gushing down his reddened face with how hysterical he's been acting since yesterday

and Hinata gets screwed.

Not like she was important. Is she suddenly entitled to Naruto because she likes him?

nah it was 100% kishimoto
he said himself the inspiration for sakura was "the kinds of girls [he'd] get crushes on at school but never be able to talk to"
of course his story has the MC get over the aggro bitch that won't look his way, instead get a big titty yamato nadesco from a rich and prestigious family fall into his lap, and have the bitchy girl end up in a marriage to her ikeman crush that's devoid of physical and emotional intimacy because he's always "working overseas" on missions. the whole thing is a "be careful who you make fun of in middle school" revenge fantasy towards a bunch of middle schoolers for their sin of not being interested in this random guy that never even tried to get to know them

yes. Liked, supported, and understood him far more than Sakura did with a fraction of the screen time. Was Sakura entitled to Naruto because her first choice was a murderous dickhead. The hilarious part about all this Sakura shipping stuff is she never really understood Naruto nor Sasuke at all

Sakura wasn't interested in Naruto, though.

Kishimoto said Sakura is based off his wife. Stop worshipping women with this weird ‘girls didn’t look at me in middle school’ fantasy/projection

She was as a backup option

Then who was Sasuke's backup option? Death?

darkness

Any story where the lasting legacy is shipping crap has utterly nightmarish threads, it's basically impossible to actually talk about anything in retrospect when it's plagued by shipnigger seething 24/7.

Kishimoto said Sakura is based off his wife.

no he didn't

you are right he said sakura, everyone else in the close circle of kishimoto said sakura is more based on his wife, if we go by the intereviews, even oda the maker of one piece said sakura and his wife are 1 to 1, kishimoto tried to deflect in one interview saying to the guy

nah bro my wife is totally the inspiration of hinata

how would you describe your wife

stubborn and very temperamental

like sakura

*raughs in awkardness*

even his wife said sakura was based on her whcih is why she got hella pissed when naruto didnt end up with her which hinata resembles his brother's wife more than her

They're dumping a volume in the other thread and no one is even reading it, great job faggots

He's a november 2023 Anon Babble tard tourist who think he could own the place just because one or two retards actually keep responding to him. Kid's still trying to make a name for himself in the threads and make people engage in his cancerous fanfic roleplay

Change up your typing style, jeet

if I wanted to sit down and revisit the story of naruto I'd just replay the storm games

I already suffered through that dumpster fire once i dont need to see it again

If you write women as coldhearted arrogant selfish bitches with zero accountability who only date up you're le bad writerrrr

t. virgins who have never been rejected because they never approached a woman and/or never developed the pattern matching skill ideosyncratic with the human brain

So you were never actually interested in the daily threads, got it.

stop trying to trick me into sending you my sex tapes. it's not going to happen

Thread's a lost cause, but I think it's comical that our local sociopath is having a meltie so bad that he's been silently dumping for 2 hours out of foaming rage

Spamming one thread on your PC while fuming into another thread on your phone

But why tho

Thread's a lost cause

How so?

nobody calls him a shitty writer because of that, though many argue Sakura not eating more shit is very unsatisfying. People call him a bad writer because of shit like the great snake escape, Susanoo with no eyes, eyes from beyond the grave, his other works, etc.

the getbackers daily and the keyman daily were good
a naruto daily so soon after the previous time someone storytimed naruto was a stupid idea and everone told you that

Crazy part is the dude will probably dump multiple volumes until he legit crashes to sleep out of pure exhaustion

Or when he reaches the image limit.

It’s bad writing to have characters like that in a battle shonen yes. This isn’t Domekano or whatever girl oriented romcom trash you slurp up you fat ugly pig

Just because you're married doesn't mean you can't rape the person you're married to.
Just wanted to get that out there because this is NOT an example of rape. Sakura has been wanting that Uchiha D for years.

Yeah but Sakura works directly with Tsunade so she would've been aware. Hinata very well could be oblivious to the whole situation.

Kill youeaelf.

Sakura has been wanting that Uchiha D for years

The opposite isn't true.

Bleach seems to have unironically won this one or are their threads scuffed to hell too? Hunter threads are good when the series actually has momentum

Just because you're married doesn't mean you can't rape the person you're married to.

Untrue

always a good feel when you fall asleep and wake up to your thread full of posts to read.

Shut up sasukefag, you don't sleep

bleach basically does not have threads at all unless the anime is airing and an ep just dropped, which is ideal. yes there's a bleach thread up right now but that was made by the schizo that spams copypasted template threads with the same asinine questions in them every time and does not count.
there is the gigispammer, which is another example of a reject from dragon ball super general that's desperately trying to cultivate a reputation for themself but he's not an insomniac and is easy enough to filter and ignore. there's also a butthurt ichiruki shipper or two but they tend to fizzle out of steam if nobody engages in their consolewar faggotry by posting orhime at them

what is happening

There's an Anti-Sasugefag troving the catalogue

Exactly the responses I expected from this board.
I mean, he isn't asexual because he was able to blow a load in her in the first place. There may have been coercion involved but he could have just told her to fuck off like the 10,000 other times he did.

It's rape. Stop taking it lightly just because it was a man.

so you are legitimately sperging in 2 threads

found the virgin ^^

Say what you want about nard but the the original series and shitpoodamn had great OSTs. I especially loved the middle eastern sounding tracks like the ones that played during the frog sage shit.

CSM threads are pretty bad too

You're the one taking rape lightly by Implying it's even happening in an entry level shounen in the first place.

Do you really fucking think that Sasuke, someone with access to the most powerful Genjutsu in the series, would simply just let Sakura have her way with him? Do you really think this?
Do you actually, unironically, REALLY think that Sasuke Uchiha, wielder of both the Mangekyou Sharingan and the Rinnegan, would just let it happen?
Yeah, Sakura is physically much stronger than him, but that doesn't make her immune to Uchiha bullshit.
She didn't drug him and tie him to a chair. She didn't threaten to kill herself if she didn't have sex with him and poke a hole in the condom.

No, she drugged him and tied him to a bed.
Don't use Akko against me, I like her a lot.

You have 0 proof this happened and 0 proof this would work on Sasuke.

There is no other explanation, why the hell would he agree to procreating with that cunt?

The pussy was fire, bro

It's fermented. Rotten, even.

Don't use Akko against me, I like her a lot.

Bro I have never seen you actually earnestly enjoy anything

He grew to love her, much more likely than rape being a thing in Kishimoto's story.

He grew to love her

Never shown. Anything post-The Last doesn't count.

rape

Like how the dailies raped you

Chapter 700 was released prior to the last.

No brother, nah.
Sasuke definitely went with the flow. Bitch was ovulating and he probably hasn't had a wank in months.
We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo. It's only human.
Here's another Akko

I will entertain your retardation for exactly 7 seconds to tell you that Sasuke was fuck knows where in """"""chapter"""""" 700, not with Sakura.

It's impossible for a woman to rape a man

passion

No such thing. Not with pinkshit.

ya know, you can take more than three seconds to type a response right? also we all know lord hyuga was manipulating naruto. how else was he gonna get the namikaze/uzumaki superior genes,
there's a reason we call him Mr,eugenics.

This guy knows

You are forgetting that not only Sakura sucks at standing up to Sasuke or even being dominant towards him, she's also a bad actor, there's absolutely no way Sakura would go through with this without leaving multiple visible redflags that Sasuke would easily pick up just like how he did when she "tried" to kill him.
Not to mention that his sharigan and Rinnegan (probably) can see any drug she could inject on his food or drink.
But let's assume the stars aligned and this somehow worked, Sakura would be 6ft under as soon as it was finished, there's absolutely NO WAY Sasuke, whose known to be impulsive and emotional, would ever let this humiliation slide and MARRY his abuser while also willingly naming the product of said abuse, he NEVER cared about social norms or repopulating the Uchiha.
And I'm not even going to mention what would logically happen if the word about it spread.
You'd have to make everything and everyone dumb and OOC for this to work.

Naruto wasn't with Hinata either, point being?

ya know, you can take more than three seconds to type a response right?

What are you even talking about?

I know more than the author.

itoddler

So the drawfags really are just Sasukebrown

I know more than the author

Correct. In many cases the fans care more than the author.

Your headcanon requires Sasuke's immune system to be nerfed and for everyone to be stupid and insensitive to work.
You don't know SHIT.

You don't even know that Sasuke is immune to drugs. How are you a "fan"?

You're sounding exactly like the Sakurafags thar claim Naruto was manipulated into loving Hinata.

thar is not correct which makes me assume he hastily typed his comment, unless hes doing pirate rp in which case i apologize

Yours (and Shueisha's) requires him to completely break character for no reason.

these post times

christ he even has to desperately samefag minute-per-minute to keep his cumskull joke going

was meant for

I fail to see how that's not a comparable analogy.
He was basically saying that Sakura gaslight Naruto into thinking he never loved her so he could move on.
How is that different than the genjutsu argument?

You mean, it made Sasuke go back to his roots.

The same retarded collage that doesn't even apply

Consneeding already?

It doesn't apply because it hurts your feefees?

It doesn't apply because he wasn't blushing because of Sakura. He was embarrassed because he had to ask for help.

That was not the only instance of him blushing in that picture, you dishonest fuck.

This is you?

Fine. In your entire collage you have 7 panels that all happened before chapter 100. What about the other 599?

You realize you could say the same thing about Team 7's bond and every ship in this manga INCLUDING Naruhina, right?

Anon, why do you think Kishimoto never allowed Sasuke to successfully hurt Sakura?

Hinata literally killed herself twice for Naruto.

Sakura put her life on the line for Sasuke and Naruto as well, that doesn't make NaruHina special in any shape or form.

I ADMIT IT!!!
I FUCKING LOVE BORUTOOOOO!!!!!

Narutard self inserter still seething the MC didn’t get the girl he liked

May your heretic mouth crumble into dust.

Why didn't Tenten react to Neji's death?

I accept your concession.

2 Naruto storytimes in a row have failed because of autistic bitchfits over who gets to dump the pages

both of them fizzled out around the same part of the story too

Sad!

Not a single rebuttal to this truth nuke

Yup, I won.

She was a cunt.

so how did this sasuke self inserter who likes hanabi even came to be?

She literally tried to manipulate him by fake confessing. Something she knew wouldn't work but did it anyway. No one talked her into doing that either even Kiba knew it was retarded. She's a bitch.

Sausuke gave up when Naruto kicked his ass. He decided to play along and toss Sakura some pity dick just to smooth things over. It's kinda sad that he couldn't even recognize his preteen daughter but it is what it is

Sai and Yamato literally talked her into it

Why are Narutobrown self-inserters so retarded?

That anon talked about her being manipulative in THE LAST!

No one talked her into doing that either

You're retarded.

Schrodinger rape

so all threads are going to be the sasuke pajeet pushing his pair of characters who have never even been in the same panel together?

That literally shows that they didn't do that. She did all on her own.
She already knew that Naruto wanted to bring back Sasuke. Shizune literally even spells it out. Sai calls her out he doesn't tell her to do on his behalf.

movie

Yea I'm talking in general.

And he's been doing it for 2 years! Don'tcha love the 3rd-world?

It is partly my fault for pushing Sakura to this action

Why don’t you spend this energy seething at the guy who tried to actually murder your self-insert?

She already knew that Naruto wanted to bring back Sasuke

She was gaslight into doing that you moron.
Also, I like how you ignored the fact that Shizune said that because of what Sai and Shikamaru said.

Funny, how you don't call the fake confession OOC when it's literally forced drama.

at least sasuke having married sakura and named sarada gave the other villages two targets to keep them occupied with while he'd go about the world. when both die and konoha finds out he had other plans alongside boruto no one would be surprised

At least [non canon bullshit]

But enough about your "lore".

friend took advice from a guy with known emotional issues.

If you're right then Sakura is even more retarded then I gave her credit for. That's not what friends. They don't attempt to manipulate when they know already know why they're doing something well in advance.
Shizune saying that makes it even worse for Sakura. Everyone knows Naruto isn't gonna stop. Trying to fuck with him like this was absurd on her part. Shikamaru and Sai didn't tell her to do that. They didn't tell her to drug the others when it obviously etc. She's did all of that to compensate for her own weakness.

Sasukeshart is a druggie

Shikamaru and Sai didn't tell her to do that.

This is the equivalent of saying "I may have given you an axe and a tree stump but I'd tell you to chop it", Sakura never talked about what she planed to do btw, Shizune's line is refering to what Shikamaru and Sai are talking her into doing.

They didn't tell her to drug the others when it obviously etc. She's did all of that to compensate for her own weakness.

This part is completely unrelated to the manipulative topic.

orphaned faggot who can't get laid

Yeah, if you're still a virgin at 12 years old you many as well kill yourself.

*didn't tell

You not only lack reading comprehension, you're unable to read the room and the situation the characters are in.

Except Shikamaru said they'll handle it now. She just goes off on her own.
No. Sai literally says she's doing all this because she's been relying on him for too long. She does that because she's weak.
The situation is clear.

Except Shikamaru said they'll handle it now. She just goes off on her own.

Was Sakura going to do this if not for thar talk, yes or no?
Was Shizune able to read Sakura's mind when she tried to remind Sakura of what she already knew?

Sai literally says she's doing all this because she's been relying on him for too long. She does that because she's weak.

She drugged them because she wanted to face Sasuke without getting anyone else's lives on the line, it has nothing to do with manipulation.

Yes, I can easily see her doing this without the talk. She wanted to feel stronger. To take action.

face Sasuke without getting anyone else's lives on the line

Which was retarded as they're all there to help. They're ninja. Getting into danger is part of the job. If she actually wanted to kill Sasuke, she wouldn't have done that. The whole thing was a pointless stunt. Also willingly poisoning your own allies is not what a good person does.

*drugged

Yes, I can easily see her doing this without the talk. She wanted to feel stronger. To take action.

There's no hint or basis for this.
Otherwise the scene is pointless.

They're ninja. Getting into danger is part of the job. If she actually wanted to kill Sasuke, she wouldn't have done that. The whole thing was a pointless stunt.

You're so close to actually figuring it out...

face Sasuke without getting anyone else's lives on the line

she doesn't call her own missions, she wanted to betray konoha to get a chance to see sasuke, which would risk sasuke killing her so that konoha would be guaranteed to intervene. she was weak so she made herself a liability at no profit

she wanted to betray konoha to get a chance to see sasuke

Ain't no fucking way you actually believed in Sakura's act.

I already figured out that she's manipulative and not a good friend. She basically hyped herself up for nothing.

There's no hint or basis for this.

She literally cried and tells herself she's still weak when she fails to kill Sasuke. Her being weak is the cause of all of this.

Sasusaku rape doujinshi when?

Never. Go fuck yourself.

I already figured out that she's manipulative and not a good friend.

Before the one scene of her being manipulative in the story?

She literally cried and tells herself she's still weak when she fails to kill Sasuke.

To say that means she would still everything she did is quite the reach.
Might as well say Hinata would gladly join Orochimaru for power because she wanted to become stronger.

All this talk gotten me hot for watching sakura have her way with bitchboy

I didn't, that'd be how spooks at konoha would have to write it after the fact

Kurotsuchi...

Sakura isn't some 5 year old. She has to take responsibility for her actions, and her actions at that time were manipulative. That's on her. She wouldn't join as she wasn't obsessed with power the way Sasuke ended up being.

She cried though and lamented that now it's just her stuck with guy and lee

Sakura isn't some 5 year old. She has to take responsibility for her actions, and her actions at that time were manipulative.

But she literally did, Naruto told her off, I don't see why you're making an even bigger deal about.

she wasn't obsessed with power the way Sasuke ended up being.

And Sakura wasn't that obsessed with being strong and proactive either.

That was just in the anime.

But she's talking about neji right there in your post

She got off easy. Kiba gave her shit for it, too, afterwards. For me, tho it nuked the character.

wasn't that obsessed with being strong and proactive either.

Wrong. She was still saying stuff, "I'm in Team 7 too," or "You think I can't keep up," etc. She was still thinking of not being a burden during the war.

Does Shikamaru actually mention Sakura’s parents in the raws? I don’t remember that in the Viz translation.

Transformation jutsu. Turned into Naruto.

Kiba gave her shit for it, too, afterwards.

You act like he gave her some big own.

Wrong. She was still saying stuff, "I'm in Team 7 too," or "You think I can't keep up,

Not before that arc or scene, this was not a recurring thought on Sakura's mind during early-mid part 2.

You act like he gave her some big own.

I mean, all she did was look down in sadness and say sorry, etc. She couldn't really say much against it since she knew she was in the wrong.

Not before that arc or scene

I don't remember if she she had these sentiments or the seeds of it before then. I think she did, but I'd have to check to make sure.