Bocchi, Kita, Nijika, and Ryo move in with you... How is your day to day with them?

Bocchi, Kita, Nijika, and Ryo move in with you... How is your day to day with them?

I have sex with all of them all day

Holy shit AI is getting REALLY good

They do their thing, I do mine, we occasionally exchange neutral greetings a few times a day.

I don't hate it per se, but it's kinda weird how they make me paint their toenails and use me as a bench/footrest.

I have 3 spare bedrooms so two of them are gonna have to share a bed, probably one of the rooms with a queen size bed. But then that means there's 3 people sharing 1 bathroom while one person gets a bathroom all to themselves.

Just don't touch my booze. I don't need no cops getting called on me.

no safety in my own home...

Could one of them be spying on you?

Nijika cooks, Kita cleans, Bocchi stays there as my doormat cumrag and I kick Ryo out because she spends too much.

If you forgive all the expenses... How could she return everything she spent?

my house is small
they're all going to have to sleep in the living room, 2 on the fold-out bed couch, 2 on the floor.
Nijika and Kita would be the biggest assets helping with cooking and cleaning
Ryou would annoy the fuck out of everyone with my bass stack all day
Bocchi would probably hide in the garage most the day

overall a living hell

hiding my cum in all of kita's belongings

Kita: What is this? Is it white glue?

It's a... protein drink.

It's my love for kita!

working hard to support all four of my wives

Tons of hairs in bath.

Eating the kessoku bath hair.

That's not AI you lying fop.

It has to be at-least partially AI. Wtf are they playing? Why do the books look like that

The whole image is a reference to Don't Hug Me I'm Scared. Specifically the computer episode.

But look at how the light ray completely fucks up the poster

That includes underarm hair and... From there down?

The only thing fucked up here is your brain if you think AI is anywhere remotely close to being able accurately replicate so many distinct and highly specific elements all because "b-but the light beam discolors the stuff behind it...".

That or you're a shill/AI yourself.

*she mixes it with his drink*

Kita: hmmm... It tastes weird

It doesn't matter, there is no explanation for the poster. AI was used here, in some capacity. It doesn't have to be everything, I just need to identify an artifact

I hide in my room until I know everyone is asleep when I can use the bathroom and promptly retreat back to my room. That's how I handled living with people before living alone.

You're hopelessly dumb.

Somehow I impregnate Bocchi and we try to keep it a secret until it is impossible for bocchi to hide her obscenely pregnant belly.

Stop gaslighting me. It isn't nice.

which kessoku is the drain destroyer? i was thinking nijika because her hair is very long, but she's probably careful with it so I might have to say bocchi

I thought something similar, only instead of bocchi it was Ryo

How do you go about initiating sex with your kessoku roommate without jeopardizing your living situation?

Of the 4 girls... Who do you think has a bush down there?

It goes stale quickly.
You need to drink it while it's fresh to get the best taste.

Rape, the answer is always rape

She drank it all

Ah... yeah, I know about what you did to my coffee... it doesn't really mix in like you think it would...

It's okay Anon! I didn't report you or anything...

it doesn't really mix in like you think it would...

That's not what I've heard.

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Ah shit. Guess we all have to share the same bed. No other way

What

Snuggles are mandatory

B-but kita, I...