Re:Zero

Regulus has always been a psychopatic manchild with extremely low self esteem ever since he was a little boy, so the Greed witch factor choose him based on that.
Capella supposedly has a deep-running trauma but even beyond that she's a highly superficial bitch so Lust fits her well.

can we all agree that it's better than season 2?

That's a really low bar. I'd say it was actually good.

i don't read the novels but i think regu's backstory will be way more tragic and heartbreaking than pete

How did shota Subaru defeat Todd?

no betty shown the entire episode

0/10 hopefully the show will improve soon

His "sad" backstory literally consists of him monologuing how his flawed but loving family was looking down on him because they were "arbitrarily" nice to him.

Bros, what do I do? Beako wet the bed again...

Petelgeuse is not a good person. Even as Juice he had a bloody history. Capella and Regulus are confirmed psychos before the factors. Sirius is questionable if she's Fortuna, otherwise we don't know. The Gluttons were poorfags and deserve everything they get.

His autism is tragic

if you wring it out properly you can still drink it

He didn't. Subaru just used his authority to stall Todd until Emilia "killed" him.

The more powerful the authority the more insane the user is

subarubros.......

Sirius could just be an artificial spirit who inhabits Fortuna's corpse.

Now that’d be a good twist

Insanity is one part of the equation, the other one is how well a witch factor fits the user's desire/sin.

Seriously. I can't believe emilia says she's going to love subaru. Subaru is supposrd to get with Rem. I'm done with this hack author.

Subaru should settle for Beatrice

settle

Upgrade*

settle

listen here faggot, you don't "settle" for the best choice

Another question, do any of the sin archbishops fear the witch of envy or not? Would someone like regulus lose his shit if she was unsealed or would he be confident that he's above her?

Betty will seduce Subaru one day.

i firmly believe she is the endgame

Regulus would think he could beat her but lose. The rest aren’t naive enough to think they could win, but they’d fight her anyway if forced. See Sirius still attacking Regulus while fully knowing that he could kill her with an exhale

Very convincing, yep this certainly isn't some desperate falseflag from an autist whose sad that the meltdowns they spammed about didn't happen.

Regulus wouldn't care because he assumes he's invincible and Satella would instakill him because she's mastered Yin magic. The other archbiships would probably know better than to antagonize her other than Sirius who is retarded.

my compassion is lost on you

What did Regulus mean there? What compassion - can some sourcefag drop the monologue? He's so fucking based and right from what I've seen but the anime skips him so much it's getting obvious

The Gluttons were poorfags and deserve everything they get.

Spica and Beatrice probably got the happiest ending of any characters in the series

There is no deep meaning in anything Regulus says.

Subaru is literally insane though. Even Rui told him that much to his face.

Nah, she can't be a spirit. She hates them aside from Petelgeuse. Her complaint about Betty being near "Petelgeuse" was that Betty could be close to him because she's a spirit while Sirius isn't and so they have to be apart for a superficial reason like race.

Rem with H cups when

How does Satella defeat Regulus without knowing his weakness tho

Speaking of spirits, Petelgeuse's existence is proof that even spirits can have schizophrenia, crazy

Not sure. Of those that expressed an opinion Regulus would probably act arrogant towards her because he throws fits instead of feeling fear. Sirius wants to kill her and would attempt to do so even if that's futile.

I'm sure he had a reason to say that though, even if it was batshit insane

if Satella was let loose, his wives would die

Kills everyone?

You know you're insane when both Reid and Ainz are concerned about your mental health.
Either use yin magic dimension shit to hit Regulus (Subaru and Beatrice achieve something similar in arc 6) or kill all of his wives.

It’s quite simple really. He’s been a very considerate and thoughtful husband, yet Emilia refuses to meet him halfway because she’s a selfish, foolish woman.

Holy shit I never really realized how much Al acts like an older version of Subaru with his princess.

Whenever Satella actually appears everyone shits bricks, the Sin Archbisops talk shit but they would run immediately on seeing her.
Regulus is the only one delusional to think he could win.

translationchicken.com/2018/09/18/rezero-arc-5-chapter-48-the-one-youll-come-to-love-someday-tl-by-u-fr81-part-12-3/
Here’s the WN chapter. I don’t know if the compassion part is in the WN though, might be a LN addition. He has plenty of rants here though

It's a popular theory that Al is some kind of failed clone or alternate version of Subaru/Flugel.

You know, Otto taking the tome of wisdom seems alot less suspicious in the anime, though maybe that's just me.

It can’tbecan’tbecan’tbe. What the hell is this, I don’t get it. Why do I have to go through this. Who do you take me for. I am the Sin Archbishop “Greed” Regulus Corneas. The most satisfied existence in the world! The most indisputably asserted, an existence without any wavering aspects! It’s supposed to be like that, so why do I have to go through this?! Don’t mess around, this is no joke. Each and every one of them, what’s wrong with them that they accept such nonsensical absurdities as if they are a matter of course. That man, that woman, and that knight too, just because I showed a little mercy are getting too ahead of themselves, if I had been serious from the beginning then I could have had torn them apart in bits and pieces, but aren’t they misunderstanding their own power? That you can shamelessly make misunderstandings, that are from my point of view, hilariously wrong, is why I hate getting involved with others! Obnoxious, annoying, irritating, infuriating, vexing, dirty, unsightly scum.

Imagine if Satella accidentally "reverse isekai'd" Regulus to Earth...

Yeah but I want the monologue to know what he viewed as considerate, since he did nothing that was remotely close in the scene. Someone said he was talking about his wives in the OG - might be why.

Based, thanks

Regulus could be killed by a single nuke.

Only if his defence was down.

I don't have it handy and probably won't go grabbing it (plus it's likely too long for a post anyway) but I'll try to sum up what I recall his reasoning being.

For one he doesn't react hostile to Emilia asking about preconditions of marriage. He accepts the idea and says he was hasty for going into this without knowing the other person a little. He explains that all wives have idiosyncrasies and that people who let these things tear their relationships apart are the ultimate fools and their love was fake. His love is based on the pretty face. As long as the pretty face is the same, the love is still there no matter what else they do. He explains several of the wives flaws which range from leaving clothes around to serial child murder and that he forgives them all because he loves them. When she brings up that he tried splattering them he says that he's not immune to the occasional outburst since he's a human with emotion and he doesn't have to put up with everything. But he also says he still loves them, even if they're dead, because their face would be the same when they died (he threatened to blow up everything below Sylphy's neck this episode so preserving the face)

So that's what he considers his consideration and compassion. Because he'll put up with any negative traits (or claims that he will anyway) as long as they follow some simple rules in exchange and have a pretty face.

Rate the first cour!

i dont understand why it takes this long to draw 8 episodes bro are they wasting the budget on coke and hookers this hiatus makes no sense

What a fucking legend. His willpower is immeasurable.

Beako/Shotabaru

Emilia when she sees my erect penis

When you get eaten by rabbits once this amount of pain is nothing.

Careful though, she doesn't know how blowjobs are done so she might bite it and eat it

hurr I don’t know what love means therefore I can’t love Subaru yet

How the fuck does that make any sense? You’ve been loved by Puck, Betelgeuse, Fortuna, Subaru, how the fuck can you not “understand” love yet? Are you fucking stupid, you fucking bitch? This is such bad writing, I know Emilia is supposed to be a naive girl with the mind of a 12 yo but after the amount of stuff she’s been through there’s no way she wouldn’t mature faster than your average teenager. By now she should already love Subaru romantically, I bet the author is only doing this shit because he doesn’t want to disappoint Rem’s fans even though Subaru already said to Rem’s face that the one he loves is Emilia. I am so pissed at the end of this episode…

This just seems to be more for pacing. So they wanted to stop here so they planned it for the odd amount of 8 episodes. Then the next cour will have been planned for a similar intended stopping point (might or might not be the actual end of arc 5) and decided that fits best in 8 episodes.
If they really are doing the full 38 episode thing this might also have partially been a hedge to gauge reception before committing to the big chunk of episodes.

so she might bite it and eat it

Like how she ate Petra's eyeballs? Yea I think I'll stick with Betty.

Subaru and Puck were sheltering her a lot.

Anon, you forget that she's an half-elf and it seems that elves as a result of their long lifespans mature more slowly

Anon... Subaru loves Rem... Perhaps anime only?

i'd prefer if it was 12 episodes regular length instead of first episode that last 90 minutes, but despite that they done good job in picturing the Pristella

Can't believe the one Emilia actually loves is Reinhard...(not edited btw)

Are you fucking stupid

Anon...

ah yes true, i forgot the inherent flaws of deminiggers, also the reason why rem was acting impulsively to subaru smelling bad due to her oni nature

The long first episode was to end the first episode on Subaru dying.

It’s because Tappei wants her to be an anime schoolgirl from a SOL

design is reminiscent in certain ways of schoolgirls - see skirt

spends her days constantly “studying” but somehow still learning nothing and thinking about love - very anime schoolgirl behaviour

has the emotional maturity and general demeanour of one

so reinhard can just get any power he wants? why doesnt he just get reality warping and wish the cultists out of existence

DESU second season had more intrigue at start, but quick went downhill later.

Are you fucking stupid

Thought S2 made that abundantly clear.

Not shown: All of Regulus' wives simultaneously ovulating.

Fucking author dragged us along all this time just to say "oh, the mc and the airhead are going to get together". Teased subaru x rem countless times and then fucking reverses course. What a fucking garbage show written by a retard.

There are limits to his Blessing’s powers.

This fucking slut lmao

I'm surprised you're actually making a serious reply.

Girls always choose some roundabout way when it comes to telling the guy that they are not sure if they want to settle down with him yet

Not any power he wants. Divine Protections don't do everything. In practical terms this just means the author says what is or isn't allowed or what does or doesn't exist, but not everything you can say or conceive of is a divine protection. Now, he did used to have a mind control blessing that is fucking insane but he deleted it and forbids himself from getting it again.

Does Regulus have sex with his wives or does he just treat them as slaves? Did the novels expand on that?

What are the limits?

Does emilia remain the main fucking love interest for him because she has no feelings for him. Answer me LNfags

Except Emilia doesn't even want to settle down, she literally doesn't know what she wants.

He doesn't do anything with them. His power basically makes it so he can't and his autism wouldn't let him do so either. They're basically collectable figurines.

Thanks, read through it already but that's a very good sum-up. Shame they skipped the wives being called out as animal killing, murdering, brother selling psychos.

Regulus’ twisted logic was impeccable

Impeccable, without the slightest confusion, his logic was complete within his mind. Without the slightest room for rebuttal, it was perfect, flawless.

Kneel-worthy antag in the WN.

Yes im SERIOUS because everybody else is fucking IRONIC

i wonder if any lesbian relationships blossomed among his wives

Emilia hasn't felt sexual desire in her entire life

No? Your premise is wrong. He has had two "main" love interests since Arc 3, Rem and Emilia. He hasn't changed or demoted either one and frankly he spends way more effort on Rem albeit because Rem has more wacky stuff wrong with her while Emilia is just stupid and needs to get a clue at some point.

I expect more Felt kino in the next cour.

He was supposed to settle down with Rem, but the author has to come out with this shit and smash all that. Story is absolute dogwater.

Why didn't she just use her divine blessing of godspeed to escape from daddyhard

The extent. He can’t get a blessing to teleport, but he can get mobility blessings that let him walk on clouds or water or ignore air resistance or whatever. He can’t get a blessing of telekinesis, but he can get a blessing of Earth, Wind, Water, and Fire spirits that gives him the ability to manipulate those elements in moderately powerful ways. He can’t get the blessing of soul cut but he can get the blessing of shinigami which makes it so sounds he inflicts don’t heal, etc.
Reinhard starts with absurd physical stats (already the physically strongest in the world without his blessings) then adds over a hundred minor powers on top to enhance himself further and make himself more versatile. And he’s constantly getting more with no upper limit

Yes

Why is Reinhard so obsessed with Felt

I swear you yuriniggers are disgusting creatures.

He’s faster and has a blessing that lets him see escape routes and know how to block them off

I'm confused, so new episode in 2 weeks?

to force the FRAUD to actually do something by himself

Older man

stinky

drunk

Asserting dominance over FRAUDhard by taking her hostage

She was turned on

How would you explain sex to Emilia? she doesn't know what it is

No the cour is finished. New episodes early (Feb?) next year

Heinkel is actually reasonably dangerous. But she told Reinhard Heinkel was full of shit and to just go be helpful and ignore her because she'd be fine.

In 2 months, yeah
Feels like he fucked up massively with regards to the past royal family and wishes to protect the last living member (well, apart from maybe Capella)

he's just a lolicon

Why do you degenerates think love and sex are the same thing? They aren’t. Love is pure, it has nothing to do with sex, even romantic love, sex is just a consequence of romantic love.

I don't even know that Subaru actually loves Emilia. It could be misplaced emotions for how he feels towards Satella.
How he responds to seeing Satella is very similar to how Rem sees him when memory wiped.
Him liking Emilia is a plot device to make the story happen.

That's retarded, I would understand if the season had 28 episodes but there's only 8 episodes left...

Live demonstration on Freddie.

tappei is a retard for trying to play both sides and then dumping this garbage fire on us. emilia is a whore who doesnt deserve subaru
should have dropped this series in s1

No, there are 36 episodes this season. Part 1 - Cours 1 & 2 is only 16 of those. The second half is unannounced but was leaked

It's a normal continuous cour, but because of the weird episode counts this batch ends early and the next batch starts a month late creating a 2 month gap.

We all know subaru ends up with petra in the end anyway

Yep, that is akward, but give him a break already

She's talking about romantic love, and yes she is autistic. The other half-elf is also autistic so maybe it's a racial thing.

Handholding hnnnng

I see what you mean. Thanks for the explanation.

Naturally

Does he save her

kek

When does Priscilla die? Is it gonna be on the next arc? I got spoiled on that and now I’m curious to watch/read the arc where it happens.

In 3 arcs. It won't get adapted anytime soon.

Getting to hold Barusu’s hand is salvation enough

Does this mean Subaru's arm can heal too now, just like his leg? Isn't this just a plus? Why not take all of it?

emilia is a whore

Why didn't you listen to the smart person who knows everything?

season 3 part 2 cour 2 act 3

a naive girl with the mind of a 12 yo

More like 6 yo, and she is speaks like so as well.
Grating as shit.

He doesn’t know if he can handle taking on the whole curse. That, and that cunt Felix would seethe like a bitch if Subaru saved her.

Echidna is also a whore tho, and unlike emilia she has plenty of experience.

What was Emilia planning to do if Subaru hadn't barged in at that exact moment Regulus was gonna rip her head off?

Don’t make the scary remfags come out and whip you again, boy.

planning

lmao

Didn't the literal tome of undeniable fate basically say that subaru or atleast the person who did what subaru did would be her one and only? She will win.

Yes to the first question. They don't know if it's a plus. Because they don't know why it doesn't seem to hurt him and they don't want to cripple him. It wasn't clear in the anime but the absorption ratio is like 10 to 1. So if Subaru makes her face and hand a tiny shade lighter it corrupted his whole damn arm. They assume this is intentional by Lust so that while you might be able to pass it on you pass on way more curse than you yourself even had.
Since the assumed mechanism for why it's currently not hurting him is that the dragon curse is having to fight the dog curses overloading the dragon curse probably means it overcomes the dog curses at some point and does something bad.

She would’ve tried to freeze him, which wouldn’t work because you can’t freeze perfection, and then she would’ve died a death befitting of such an ungrateful whore.

he thinks retard emilia thinks before she speaks in an obviously life or death situation

So how many replies are you going to make to yourself in this thread then?

Why suddenly its nothing but people having meeting after meeting.
why it caught the slime sindrome?

Yeah, so she would know her own.
Literally just die

planning

emilia

KEK. Just as foretold.

Do YOU know what love means, anon?

She was going to tell Regulus to stop being so mean and apologise to all his wives, Regulus would be flabbergasted for all of five seconds before making mincemeat out of her.

No, Subaru is specifically not "they". Because there is no "they". It was phrased oddly on purpose and then the book was rigged to never write anything out. "They" is technically whoever Betty would want it to be, but Betty thinks she was waiting for a specific fated person. Subaru refuses to be some prophesized messiah and tells Betty to just make her own decision ignoring the book.
And she has won, she just occupies a different place than Rem or Emilia.

Don't reply to the Emiliabot, you're only feeding it's algorithm, it's gonna spend the next couple threads spamming the same shit.

Love is between a man and a woman, as my beautiful conservative communist half-devil wife said

This is it. We've reached peak:zero.

So how do you think the fights will be divided among the episodes? I think it’s gonna be 1 episode for Priscilla and Liliana, maybe 2 episodes for Garfiel and Wilhelm, half an episode for Julius and Ricardo (since no one cares about them) and 2.5 episodes for Subaru and Reinhard. Then episodes of epilogue and setting up the next arc.

Actually, jacking off in a bathtub full of remfag tears sounds very in-character for Tappei. I think that may have even been what he had in mind when he wrote this chapter.

youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I

something like that, by the way i just realized the next cour will be all fighting maybe that is why they made a break
based re zero will save shonen

Fight order in the LN is Regulus, Sirius, Regulus, Sirius (conclusion), Regulus (conclusion and rant), Roy, Lye, Capella, Kurgan, Theresia.
Hopefully they just stick with continuous fighting instead of cutting back and forth between Sirius and Regulus, but considering Regulus gets the longest fight I guess it makes sense to break it up.

We only get quality OC like that on special occasions.

You done fellating yourself?

Betty won, kashira.

banned right away

lol lmao

does she even need to? currently Beako has already won, its just not total victory.

They could do roughly 1 episode for each major fight with some wiggleroom because Julius + Ricardo vs Gluttony is mostly offscreen and stuff like that.
So you've got:
Subaru, Emilia and Reinhard vs Greed
Garfiel + Wilhelm later Reinhard vs zombies
Al vs Lust
Priscilla + Liliana vs Wrath
Ricardo + Julius vs Roi Rai got retconned in here somehow we'll see what they do
Otto + Felt + Gaston + Betty + White Scales vs Rai and Rui
There's also incidental stuff like Theresia vs Pandora
So maybe 6-7 episodes to pace out all of that and 1 episode could start arc 6, but it depends on how fast they go.

If they were true champions 5 episodes would be entirely narrated by Liliana describing all the fights

Did you not bother reading that post fully? That poster isn't even a Remfag.

mobliatard

reading

the tears are indeed delicious, just as predicted. the cope makes a nice side dish

Honestly Petelgeuse set the bar too high, I thought all the archbishops would be equally or even more crazy, but all these fuckers in this season are quirky at most, what a let down.

tfw this was really the last episode for this season

nyoooooo... now what will I watch on wednesdays...

i plan to

it's been said before arc 3 really set the bar high for them and for the next good villain to come it won't be till season 4 which is todd

No Beako no hype

And she has won, she just occupies a different place than Rem or Emilia

The onahole space.

todd

villian

He's just the result of his environment and him not trusting subaru is completely justified.

The biggest issue is that none really get their time to shine because they’re all thrown at once. It would have been smarter of Tappei to remove Arcs 7 & 8 and restructure the story by replacing them with arcs that focus on single or pairs of Archbishops, then have Arc 6 come later

Our hero

They weren't lying about this episode making remfags seethe, kek

Uses innocent people as bombs to kill one person

Not a villain

Regulus’ backstory will make it pretty clear how unhinged he really is.

Then Meili needs to give him more dog curses through second hand mabeast dog cock contact.

kek you're still coping.

Beako naizuri

They are. The anime has been cutting down their autism a ton. Petelgeuse got his point across pretty well. The only one I think that had a good showing really was Sirius in terms of getting their autism across because they let the theater of malice go. Regulus is downright sad and Capella should be saying nasty and lewd shit all the time but she only did it a little. That said in the episode she fully appeared it she did pretty well, but she's supposed to be like that all the time.

A worthy sacrifice to eliminate the child of war

conservative communist

conservative

communist

pick one and only one

Grab your pickaxe, lad. We'll be harvesting remfag salt for a few days at least.

Wait, Reinhard just looked into the air and got a divine protection? What? Can he just get any power he wants? Why can he do this in the first place?

Merely economic factors...

Subaru is straight up the Antichrist in Todd's eyes, it was completely justified.

Wait, you're telling me we'll have to wait two months for the next episode? Wtf

can't remember if it's the divine protection of getting more divine protections or if it's just because he is loved by the world

Love is making a shot to the knees of a target, 120 kilometers away, using an Aratech sniperrifle with a tri-light scope. Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule and together, achieving a a singular purpose against statistically long odds.

Imagine if someone with a mind reading ability tried to read Regulus's mind, they'd come across an incomprehensible labyrinth of thoughts

The latter

This seems more appropriate.

To beat the anti-christ i'll become an asshole and use innocents as shields!

Any existing divine protection that isn't unique or any divine protection that Od Laguna is willing to invent for him. Because he's mother fucking Reinhard.

Have to wait 2 months before we get to see beako again. All around a D- for this cour

yeah? makes perfect sense

I think they're all crazy in their own way. Regulus is insane with his beliefs and how strongly he sticks to them. Sirius is insane with excessive emotion. Cappy is insane with disdain for people. Gluttony is insane with indifference.

More like DD.

by this logic todd is turning himself into an anti-christ as well so he should kill himself too

What it feels like to read Regulus' mind: youtube.com/watch?v=A6OlsW5V8Aw

if you kill the anti-christ you're just as bad as him

This is Regulus' smelly wife, say something nice about her.

actually isn't she kinda infringing on Rem's zone?

smiling while saying that

well that's just unfair

More like cringe.

Who's zone, I suppose?

Why? Not like they married him because of his face.

I don’t believe it’s ever been said he can’t get unique DPs. He wished for Theresia’s Sword Saint and it was immediately stripped from her and given to him

he is not wrong though

I thought he said he can't. He apparently can't get Meili's.

Huh I don’t remember Tappei saying that. I’ll have to look into it

Cute!

To tame knotty mabeast cock you need to be a woman.

if Subaru asked Satella nicely to place the rbd checkpoint at a specific time, would she listen

SUBARU SUBARU SUBARU SUBARU SUBARU SUBARU

Do I really need to be a psychotic fuck to want to beat up this bitch?

he would need to use his tongue.
a lot

I'd have to go digging around. I almost want to say Reinhard actually said it himself, maybe in one of the Meili brat correction side stories.

Subaru loves Beako and Beako loves Subaru but it is not an erotic love, it is more pure than that. And in fact to imply any eroticism is to debase that love and demean it.

So many remfag tears. I knew there would be a lot, but this is a bigger meltdown than the season 3 announcement threads

And maybe it’s less “I can’t get it” and more “only be person can use it at a time, so if I take this from you I’m repeating what I did to Grandma and stealing your power from you which I really don’t want to do”. So maybe less about ability and more about will

If i use innocents to try and kill the anti christ i'm just as bad as him

Felix and Wilhelm will have to defeat Lust, her monsters and two overpowered cultists (both of them apparently the zombie version of two legendary warriors)

last time, those same guys + Ricardo couldn't manage to defeat those cultists alone

Of all the pairings, that feels like a suicide mission

Apparently maybe yes.

Read Arc 7 again and try to focus on Todd's POV.
Taking Subaru out is a moral obligation that any ally would take if they were to be against him.
Even Vincent straight up considers killing him, and Subaru understands why.

Well if I had to guess, mechanically it doesn't work with him anyway. Meili produces miasma which means she produces wonky bad mana, but Reinhard does produce mana at all because his gate is pretty much a blackhole. So even if he had it it might not even work.

We are sure that Satella would listen, but we don't know if she would comply.

It's them using innocent people to literally kill the guy, making them suicide bombers just to get rid of him, chopping up other people that are innocent because they don't see what he does

Felix

Bold of you to assume he's helping. It's Wilhelm + Garfiel. And yes they get major help.

It’s okay Garfield is stronger on Mondays cause he hates them, and that granny killing faggot will swoop in at the last second to take care of the other one

show is called Re Zero

he doesn't Re Zero in the whole season

also subarus thoughts on that don't count since he literally believes him to be awful despite not literally doing anything awful

Maybe so. Depends on whether or not the miasma is from the DP or just from Meili hanging around the cult too long, and whether or not it has anything actually to do with control or if it’s just a side effect

When Subaru crashed the wedding and Re Zeroed all over on Regulus I clapped

If you're not cursemaxxing you're leaving gains on the table.

this mindset is entirely flawed. physical connection matters a lot and is the most purest and direct way of showing love. without it its just fake and empty.
Beako is glued to Subaru's body almost 24/7 and Subaru almost never skips the opportunity to touch her so they fulfill the criteria, on top of that there is the whole contract/broken gate thing making them even closer in the most primal way available.

Meili doesn't hang around cultists and cultists don't necessarily produce miasma, or at least not the miasma being talked about here. It's some side effect of her DP, I don't think it's even the primary mechanism of action but I'd have to review it.

If Subaru sucked Crusch dry would he turn into pic related?

Cultists help raise her out of being a feral animal when she was young - some used to sneak her extra food apparently - but that’s about it. Probably not enough to get miasma

that's fair

More throbbing and veiny, but probably.

Oh, you mean the OTHER archer.

Did they? I thought Elsa picked her up and Elsa isn't a cultist and doesn't like them any more than anyone else. While they work for Capella under the alias Mother they don't seem to know she's a cultist.

With considerable dedication and preparation, breastfeeding without pregnancy (induced lactation) might be possible

Did Rem start lactating to feed Spica? Or they just suddenly grew?

Fuck off, Swirly.

is current subaru stronger than the average person or not?

While they work for Capella under the alias Mother they don't seem to know she's a cultist

Jesus why didn't they check on Linkedin first to see what other jobs their employer has?

indeed, the gun one

With mana taken out of the equation? Yes. With mana? Petra could snu snu him any time she wants.

unseen hand is pretty strong

- Subaru comes from the Shrudrak's forest along a cripple who seemingly doesn't know who Subaru is and a child
- Subaru tries to manipulate Todd in their first encounter
- Subaru has an imperial dagger without knowing too much about it's origin
- Subaru guides them through the Shrudrak's forest just to BETRAY them
- 5 hours later the Shrudrak appear commanded by a guy with the same hair color as Subaru and 80% of your men are dead
- Todd finds Subaru in an adjacent city, plans 500 ways of killing him, he has no chance to survive this, half of the city is compromised--- He shouts Todd's name and challenges him directly without having faced him once.
- Subaru escapes from the city, even avoiding the last few traps in his way out
- Subaru conquers an adjacent city while guarded by a divine general 2 days later without a single casualty

Yeah, is justified.

Betty will keep that hussy away, I suppose

The fact that her dress is positioned like that means she is sitting directly on the seat with her bare ass.

Swirly is famous in Anon Babble too?

Yes, he could bench 176lbs in arc 1, gained weight and was trained by Clind at parkout and whip for a year. He's clearly above average earthlings but still not comparable with those in the Re:Zero isekai

Yes. Think about him as having the strength of a powerlifter, endurance of a marathon runner, and athletics of a gymnast, so all in all a low-level superhuman. In a novel scene Subaru solos a crowd of people and defeats a low-tier warrior single-handedly when fighting Sirius. It just does not hold up to the magic, boulder-shattering supersonic superhuman that make up the upper-tiers of the world

See you all in February folks!

infamous, for being a faggot.

rapist Petra vs angry Betty with a shoe

god why can't I draw

She's not the gross smelly hobo that no one wants to sit next to for nothing.

Did you forget the beat down he survived from capella from a couple episodes ago? He's weak in the rezero world but in the human world he's superhuman

two overpowered cultists (both of them apparently the zombie version of two legendary warriors)

both beaten by wilhelm alone in the past. Tappei is a hack I say, what's his excuse huh? Reinhard turned him into a pussy?

PARKOUR!

We won't get daily thread again until February

Such is the fate of a decade-old series, I suppose.

Now I have to stay alive until then...

Now's a good time to confess, what were your most stupid assumptions/misinterpretations in Re:Zero when you were relatively new to the fandom? For me I used to think that Petelgeuse was once a human but he somehow died during the events of Elior Forest and became a ghost, I also used to think that Roswaal collaborate with the Witch Cult

Ask Al. You know, Al, not AI.

Gun victim.

Natuski-san are you alright? There's a lot of noise coming from your roo-

Did Willy beat Kurgan? Don’t remember that. Either way it was when he was much younger and stronger than he is now

i keep getting spoiled aiiieeeeee i'm leaving

What would Otto do next?

Other than looking ugly what is the downside of this again?
Seems to me he just gained regeneration for wounds.

Get pinned down and raped by Freddy.

babies are made by kisses

The web novel is free, retard.

None of them except Gluttony are as personal as Petelgeuse was anyway, even if they're significantly stronger than he was.
The archbishops do a boss rush in Arc 5 specifically because the rest are comparatively weak villains compared to Pete.
I mean, I don't think it's disputably that the most holy shit villain since Pete didn't come around until Arc 9, and he's probably not an archbishop.

She did in Arc 4 and 8

gets hit by a stray shoe

falls into the hip check

flies out of the window

Literally capture some guy and put him in as a prisoner for no reason other than small suspicion

Literally start shoving a knife in his shoulder cause he lied about something

Surprise face he betrayed you after you almost fucking kill him

love is not real, bro

So Freddy is always near Petra and knowingly allowed her to rape Subaru? Nice.

Rem's blue pubes

She is helping petra win the subaru bowl easily with beako

I also used to think that Roswaal collaborate with the Witch Cult

That one is pretty common and slightly understandable due to some poor phrasing used that's intentionally misleading.

sex is just a consequence of romantic love.

You totally can have sex without romantic love, anon.

I used to think that Petelgeuse was once a human but he somehow died during the events of Elior Forest and became a ghost

Holy shit, are you me? I also thought that the ugly present Petelgeuse was really just his ghost.

Nice fanfic, we all know springtime won't come for Otto

Knowingly? Who do you think drugged his tea with aphrodisiacs?

and he's probably not an archbishop.

Has an authority

Named after a star

Has some amount of future knowledge

Not an archbishop

I thought Subaru asked to be killed when Petelgeuse possessed him because he was terrified that RbD could be hijacked if his soul was rewritten.

love

i think he's more like an ex archbishop when he abandoned his mission until his waifu priscilla died

Holy shit how huge is her ass? That thing has RUDE cleavage. I guess that's why she's bottom bitch.

Lmao, I see his reputation remains unchanged.

I used to think Beatrice was part of the cult. I used to prefer Emilia to Rem.

Woah subaru is a archbishop now

Archbishops smell like Miasma, and neither Beatrice nor Rem made any comments towards it when they interacted with him.

Correct!

but i like the anime
if i had to give a more thorough response it would be that i enjoy the combination of music and voice acting the anime provides, even more so than the animation. i guess i could use my imagination for the voices and have an ost playlist ready, but i'm having a hard time deciding whether or not i should actually read the wn

Subaru is named after a star cluster/constellation.

He uses old spice.

Would be kino if Freddy was canonically a potion master in the story. But alas, she is usually shelved in favour of the rest of the crew.
I need more Frederica.

Who, Al? Betty doesn't comment on it anyway because she doesn't care. Rem did specifically start sniffing and then tell Subaru to be careful around him in arc 3 when they visited Priscilla. Now, NuRem didn't make any comment besides that he seems to avoid her and stare at her from far away for unknown reasons.

my assumption was even more stupid, i used to think that regulus is the pope of the witch cult due to his outfit and the way he was bossing around geuse while pandora was his consort

Ram? She was responsible for it the last time it happened although Rem is the one who actually did it.

Arc 9 Subaru would beat Kamijou Touma in a fight, they probably tie or Subaru loses in Arc 1.

the classic elsa is a vampire. in fact, I thought garfiel would actually turn into one after she bit him

Is there a reason why Frederica took 90+ loops to convince? I don't see her as attached to Subaru as the rest of the camp, so I doubt it is loyalty, as the Emilia haters think.
Maybe she just wanted to hang out with Garfiel?

The Liliana abuse made the anime all worth it.

You must have skipped the Capella episode then

She’s smart enough to be hard to fool.

Is true Al becomes evil later in the story?

Touma would DESTROY him.
Also, I'm pretty sure RbD would get destroyed if Touma touches him.

Her beauty and desuwas through Al off.

Yeah, we are waiting for Tappei to finish writing the next EX novel to continue the main story
The cliffhanger this time is Al vs Reinhard

It being sort of dangerous and convincing her correctly to swap with Petra. Basically Al took that long to figure out that Petra is her weakness and how to correctly use that.

Thought Satella was possessing Emilia in the very first loop back in arc 1. I thought the lack of repetition of her saying Satella's name meant she was truly the witch that one time.

Todd is trash and makes Tappei look even more like a lunatic villain apologist then usual

*gulp*
BUURRRRRRPPPPPP

Priscilla has fallen. Subaru must die

Looks like a Code Geass animator

If we get a non shitty director soon
I don't mind Emilia getting huge if Rem is bigger still, in fact I welcome it

What just because he can get pussy but Subaru can't? Subaru could've picked up his cripple and fucked off to the woods and dicked her down any time he wanted, but the loser didn't.

Arc 9 talk

Do you think Al wants to erase Subaru because he frees Satella and destroys the world in every future in which he's alive? IF stories excluded

Rem is bigger.

Imagine Breaker negates Subaru's authorities

Subaru beats his ass because Touma is only strong against supers unaccustomed to melee PVP

Presumably. He's fulfilling the thing Echidna has been tasked with doing which is anti-Satella measure.

Tappei hates Emilia and baited (You) successfully.

Yeah, I mean Touma knocked Garfield the fuck out. Subaru will be a breeze.

That's what I mean. As long as Rem stays bigger I don't mind Emilia growing. If Emilia has tits bigger than her head, Rem has that and more.

I'll kill your family because you're the anti-christ. Let's see how he takes guys

that the one he loves

the one

Rookie mistake reading words into lines where they don't exist. Especially when that line is literally "I find Emilia agreeable"

Yeah considering Subaru's athleticism and self-defense abilities even before the start of the series I think it's one of those cases where Touma gets his ass beat

I used to think Puck actually managed to end the world each time Subaru failed

Touma stated in Volume 1 that he felt confident against 2 normal people, 3 was dangerous, and 4 was impossible.
Subaru will have his illusions destroyed.

Saved this little gem from the other thread earlier

The Tale of Episode 58

It began with a canon breast size list
Remfags began to scream and twist
Before the episode had aired they were already livid
Their vexation and irritability already vivid
When later came the episode
Instantly the rage freely flowed
Regulus rejected, he grits his teeth
His foot stomps petulantly beneath
Subaru and Emilia's love is confirmed
Emilia haters suddenly squirmed
The remfags quickly started to screech
As the emiliafags began to preach
"You should have read the WN,"
"You would have known this was coming then,"
"Now your frustration will not abate,"
"As you suffer a remfag's fate."
The animeonlys tried to cope
Some began to reach for the rope
The seething reached a sudden peak
Brought on by Emilia's winning streak
Some are fine with it, some wear a frown
Some lose their sanity, some melt down
Tappei watches on, impassive and cold
Now that the doubters have been told
He collects their tears, he dries their eyes
As they tell themselves comforting lies
"At least she doesn't love him yet,"
"He'll still end up with Rem I bet"
Into the author's bathtub their tears flow
Sadness born of a fictional anime show
He climbs in and begins to soak
His turgid member he begins to stroke
Thus ends the tale of season three, episode eight
The kino which garnered so much remfag hate
The one that left their backsides sore
"The one I'll someday fall for".

Touma knocked Garfield the fuck out

?

I mean, if it wasn't this red-haired son of a bitch specifically...

Considering the few characters we knew of at the time, it was completely justifiable to think Big Puck would end the world.

Other people can stop him. Just not as easily or as quickly as Reinhard.

Todd was a bit of manipulative fuck to her though.

I'm glad we've got a chronicle to record today's remfag meltdowns.

I hate mondays taichou

Powerful words

Can they really? Beast of the End Puck used to be ranked 5th in battle ability

Telling vs showing

I guess illiteracy is how index drags on for years

I don't think there are that many, tho
Roswaal almost got mindbroken when he thought he saw OmegaPuck in arc 4, so we can discard all the mages in the world.

Not really. His thing was that around her he could be totally honest because he felt totally secure. She can't physically harm him and she represented basically no social threat either. So he could finally let his guard down and relax. I figured this would get flipped on him and be his downfall at some point but apparently we were just supposed to pity his insanity and think it's nice he has a place where he doesn't have to be a dick.

lol back from your ban?

You don't reach 100 volumes by showing, anon.

Top 10 ways to die quickly in the Re:Zero world:

1. Tell Rem you're a witch cultist in front of her
2. Insult Satella in front of Petelgeuse
3. Touch one of Regulus's wives when he's in there
4. Get lost in a forest full of mabeasts
5. Openly talk about Subaru's Return by Death
6. Go to Vollachia as a weaponless person
7. Get cursed
8. Use Yin Magic that teleport you to a hellish place
9. Kill Emilia in front of Puck
10. Make Subaru your enemy, you *will* lose without knowing why or how

Garfield from Garfield

Todd from Skyrim

Tappei was MINDBROKEN by my heroes.

what happens if I impregnate Emilia?

Regulus can. Betty is a toss up though she doesn't care. Roswaal could but Puck gong nuts means he probably doesn't care. But combinations of other people could likely take him with casualties. Like the Iron Fang might be able to do it by themselves but it wouldn't be pretty.

the real number 1 should be attacking Subaru in front of satella

unaccustomed to melee PVP

you have no idea.

As weird as it sounds Garfiel is Garfiel and not based on Garfield at all. Felix isn't a cat based on that other Felix either.

Iron Fang might be able to do it

come on now

If Betty is that strong, why is she out of the arc already for barely even healing Subaru's leg?
Just shit writing?

Betty is a toss up though she doesn't care

She'd fight him to save Subaru now though.

i miss beako...

Btw this is because there is no blessing of teleporting.

they should've just waited for monday. then garfield, in a fit of rage, would solo the witch cult

the Iron Fang might be able to do it by themselves

Okay, I'm not a powerscaler by any means, but could you elaborate on that????
They are Ricardo, the triplets and random demihumans they found in the streets.

People do that all the time and most of them don't die for it.

... and other lies Tappei tells you.

Subaru produces quasi-no mana
Beatrice cannot absorb mana from anything other than Subaru, so they have the worst MP regen known to man

Because Subaru begs her not too he chooses who lives or dies

Betty is nerfed hard by being contracted to Subaru since she is only allowed to suck mana from his weak little mana dick.

Good OC? On my Anon Babble?

Dona piss is what makes Subaru sick when using Authority of Sloth

how's that for a twist

Number 5 won't guarantee you specifically being killed. #7, curses doesn't necessarily mean death, and even when it does, it may mean a slow, painful, agonising death. #9 can take a while to kill her, because normal humans aren't as strong, especially if you have a broken gate like Subaru.

Someone fill me in on the "five loops" thing, animeonly emiliafag here

I was including Julius even though he's not actually the Iron Fang, so my bad. Julius is actually really strong and Ricardo is stronger than you would think since he's presented mostly as a beater. The triplets combined are like another Ricardo then the rest of the cannon fodder amount to something because they're relatively elite. They have access to a lot of magic as well as beat downs. So they could probably do it with great casualties.

When he would be doing this she'd have her full original stockpile of mana. According to Tappei she'd usually lose but it's not a complete curbstomp and she has a chance to win solo.

Absolute gemerald. Remfags on suicide watch

As it turns out though, if Subaru is sucking mana from others using Cor Leonis Beako can use it all she wants

No fucking shot Subaru beats TouMAN in a fight. Touma has fought beings which would make Satella and Reinhardt piss themselves in fear, let alone stand a chance in a fair fight

Can Beako Al Shamac Subaru back home?

i think there are some good rhymes in here but i still don't get the waifuwars

Nah, he's pretty open with his name origins and references. Like Reinhard is named after this Reinhard.

Puck in his BotE form just passively freezes everyone around, also most of Julius' powers come from shit tier spirits, they are not comparable to a great spirit

1. Tell Rem you're a witch cultist in front of her

Depends on the context. If you were a guest of Roswaal's she'll just interrogate you, and then her sister will kill your dumbass so Rem doesn't find out she was doing all that interrogation to a dumbass instead of an actual witch cultist.

2. Insult Satella in front of Petelgeuse

Valid, though he might challenge you to a game of twister before killing you.

3. Touch one of Regulus's wives when he's in there

You'll die before managing to, but correct.

4. Get lost in a forest full of mabeasts

Only if you stink. If you don't they'll attack you if you encounter them, but they won't zero in on you instantly so it's not exactly quick, you could be lost there for hours.

5. Openly talk about Subaru's Return by Death

Roswaal did without issues. Not the whole world is under contract, only Subaru and maybe Emilia.

6. Go to Vollachia as a weaponless person

Likely, but someone might just turn you into a (possibly crossdressing) bellydancer instead.

7. Get cursed

Depends on the curse and with Wolgram it takes literally hours upon hours because they only eat after sundown.

8. Use Yin Magic that teleport you to a hellish place

Works.

9. Kill Emilia in front of Puck

Puck's going to sperg out and rant at you for a bit while your blood slowly freezes, so again, not quick.

10. Make Subaru your enemy, you *will* lose without knowing why or how

Correct.

6/10 list. It's more of a 'surefire ways to die' than 'quick ways to die' list, but good effort.

Subaru uses Cor Leonis and gets a strong and thick mana dick that spurts out large mana globs

#9 can take a while to kill her, because normal humans aren't as strong

Anon, we both know that Emilia is too soft for her own good to properly defend herself against someone who want to kill her, especially if she doesn't have any protectors who shield her ass all the time like Subaru or Puck, she didn't even react when Regulus was about to attack her in the wedding scene.

personally i think tappei drinks the remfag tears, he doesn't bathe in them

I kek'd

Al kicked various people out of the party by convincing them to fuck off so he could isolate and shove Subaru into an anal bead. Roswaal took ~4000 loops, Rem and Ram took ~1000, Otto took ~600, Frederica took ~100, Emilia took 5 and that 5 was out of pity because lying to stupid children feels bad

please don't word it like that anon

its exactly what it sounds like but is even worse once you get down to it.
It's 5 out of pity, it could have been zero loops. ZERO LOOPS to TRAP and BETRAY. filthy whore.

That's fine. We'll go back to the semi-frequent WN/LN threads. Those are so much better than the garbage we have with the dailies.

Did reinhard see subaru's authority when he looked at him?

What did we do to deserve someone posting Liliana?

The thing he got looks at Divine Protections, not Authorities.

I love how "consent" requirement turns Cor Leonis from a good ability to a situational one. Though Cor Leonis's transfer abilities would make it a Sirius-lite ability if it was applied in that way so I guess its natural. The Sage was probably the buffer/supporter in the fight against the Witch

is he wrong though?

anti-lolicon adaptation

No.

He seemed to have a strange reaction tho

The evolution into a group able to support itself with it and get massive buffs from it, too

the Pleiades Battalion chapters were the best part of that arc

I NEED MORE EVIL EMILIA!!!!!

Powerscaler here, and I have a question about Satella, so apparently it's a canonical statement that Regulus exist outside of time or the "world" itself, and Reid is apparently capable of "easily beheading him" without needing to touch his wives whatsoever, so that cement his ability to cut concepts as it is described, however, during the Great Calamity it was said that if he was by himself all alone he would have been overwhelmed by the Witch, moreover, he could not bypass or "cut" her immortality, so should we take this feat as Satella having immunity against conceptual hax?

The anime just flat out hated her and her fans.

Unironically the only time I could talk about the novel was when this anime was airing. 'lia tards were so much more invasive, and people didn't report as often because there's less eyes on them.

Subaru baptized 3 goons in the second episode

To what? Liliana is a retard. They cut all the surrounding discussion about why he even did that. His strange reaction is that she's using a weak blessing to a powerful effect via a vector he didn't think could even be used. The normal effect is that she can share surface level thoughts with people whom she is close to. With song though she can share emotions complexly with anyone who hears it.

*There are 10 people in the room*
*Reinhard Activates the Divine Blessing of Judgement*
*Only Anastasia, Ricardo and Wilhelm are normies*
*5 people with Divine Protections*
*2 people with Authorities, one of them has two.*
*Somehow Anastasia's scarf is alive*
*Confused Reinhard Noises*

and her fans.

What now?

yes, satella's immortality is meant to be absolute, and only someone directly connected to her (like subaru for example) has the possibility of killing her in an unknown way

We don't know. She is really super ultra immortal. But also there's a gimmick by which she can be killed. There's no point in trying to have power scaling arguments about her because too much is totally unknown.

I know it's unfathomable for an anime fan, but there are actually some people who like lolis among the readers.

Powerscaler here, and I have a question about Satella,

Yes, Powerman beats her.
Now fuck off and kill yourself, leftoid.

but there are actually some people who like lolis among the readers.

Not that one. Fake loli. Annoying twat. The great filter. There's dozens of lolis, pick a different one.

No he's trash because he's a filler character and Subaru can fuck lolis when he's not killing witch cultists and zombies. What's the terrorist's excuses

The majority of westoid loli "fans" exclusively associate them with mesugakis.

"readers" hat liliana because she's infinitely more annoying in the novel

Yeah, you just hate lewd lolis, because you're not a lolicon. Not talking about your kind.

no monologue about the beauty of the face and patience

man, that's a disservice. his rant was the peak of the arc
this also was a bad way to end the episode. it's rushed
fuck Emilia's explanations. I wanted to hear CHADgulus not that plastic elf

The majority of casual fucks who pretend they are lolicons stop liking lolis the moment they are actually small or sexualized.

I improved your Liliana

I don't see the improvement

The guy has to "activate" his concept-cutting ability, otherwise, he will simply hit/cut you.
In Arc 6, Reid killed Subaru, but because he didn't have a clue about RbD, he killed him normally, and he Returned by Death as usual
Assuming Satella is the true owner of the ability to Return by Death, maybe he would "kill her" but would never figure her authority, ergo, Satella wins.

Crusch is really an amazing girl, crazy that it took mind wiping her to kickstart her development

t. loli hater

Then you should look at the eyes I suppose.

I actually love lolis, I just can't see this improvement you speak of

According to this latest episode that is indeed the endgame.

1

Liliana's light novel design is shit, the only thing that matters is that they nerfed Capella, the literal embodiment of Lust.

I hate lolis, and thus I'm glad Re:Zero has no disgusting sexualized loli by having butchered the sex appeal of her outfit 100%

but how dare they nerf the non-loli's lewdness by 20%

Okay.

That's Betty disguised as Liliana you dolts

black pubes

no

everything is better in black

They would hate that too, but "thankfully" the anime removed that sexy outfit, so that no "disgusting lolis" will be sexualized.

Echidna literally included a bellybutton in Beatrice's design to be poked, there is no other explanation, bellybuttons have no practical use for a spirit.

THE NEXT EPISODE IS UNTIL FUCKING FEBRUARY??!!!

Wow that's a long episode.

Yes. Welcome to the announcement of the air date several months ago.

Bump limit reached already?
You fuckers talk a lot, I hate you all.

You fuckers talk a lot

Are you trying to silence us? We have the right to express ourselves. Hate us all you want, that's subjective. But censoring us?! That's objectively bad

Less than fucking Frederica????? That's so fucking stupid. I don't know how to word it exactly, but I hate when the love interest is written to be basically always unobtainable, and that the other party has to constantly "prove" their love because the love interest is like a whim away from leaving altogether.

I'm not trying to silence you, I'm saying I hate you, that's all.

Oh it's worse than you know. There's the 5 loops being a pity thing and it should have taken 0, but also due to the circumstances of what happened before this Emilia had basically promised or desired to stay with or near Subaru for awhile in case he gets spirited away again. That interest/pledge lasted basically as long as it took for someone to just ask her not to and then she complied.

I didn't think anything could top the remdittor seething we got when s3 was announced. Little did I know that episode 58 would produce so much remfag tardrage that it would get its own pasta.

Talking and brainless shitposting are two very different things.

I expected the mass of remfag seething we got for the episode. What I did not expect was the meltdowns when the canon breast size tierlist showed Emilia to be bigger. That shit was off the walls.

canon breast size tierlist

newfag here
pls explain

still replying to his own post

Pathetic

anon is this (you)?

Well it's not a tierlist for one thing, so that's another word added to the list you retards don't know the meaning of.

Ram anal

Tappei released a tier list showing how big each characters breasts are. Emilia was ranked above Rem which caused some of the remfags to have a melty and say that the author was wrong.

Fucking brutal man

They also are bigger here, and is it just me or Emilia's breasts are saggy? It might be otsuka brainfart trying to show a sideboob and shitted on the anatomy but they do look saggy. Sad for a 19 year old to be mogged by Rem's beautiful sturdy and roundy larger breasts

so how likely is it that Al is Subaru's dad with gluttony'd memories?

I thought Elsa would be a mainstay since there's no way they'd turn a character with a 10/10 design into an irrelevant jobber.

Priscilla died, and Emilia was feeling guilty about it,
Al could have asked her to do a backflip or to show him her underwear, and I'm pretty sure she would have complied too.

lmao
the author is never wrong, even if the whole fandom is against him

He just kind of draws boobs weird I feel.

Last thread was a double whammy, not only did the Remfag "meltdowns" he hyped for so long not come true, he also got caught in another one of his own lies about breast size of all things, so it's no surprise they're coping this thread.

I'd say pretty low. In fact, not at all unless his body got modified, he dad doesn't have those sanpaku eyes Subaru gets those from his mom.

try telling that to the remdittors. the cope and seething were downright egregious
it was so wacky that we've still got a few of them raging about it

So why do you guys shout all the time about how Subaru doesn't love Rem? Author says you're wrong.

Is all going to fuck the angry bitch?

Ha ha... yeah... he sure is....

They actually devolved to 'authorfiction' on that one, kek. Imagine being so emotionally invested in a fictional character's breast size that you can't handle her being chestmogged by a half-elf. Couldn't be me.
canon breast comparisons for the females in re:zero are as follows, from largest to smallest: Priscilla>Minerva>Elsa>Sekhmet>Crusch>Frederica>Carmilla>Emilia>Rem>Echidna>Anastasia>Ram>Daphne>Felt>Mimi>Beatrice>Typhon>Ryuzu>Petra>Felix

Felix was obviously included as a joke.

all this schizo talk about chests

You are not better than Regulus, you incels. kek

These are normal lol. Starting from around the armpit. If you look at Emilia's they are starting 3 or 4 fingers under her armpit

Regulus would never. But Capella has our number.

Rem puta

Imagine being so emotionally invested in a fictional character's breast size that you can't handle her being chestmogged by an oni. Couldn't be me.

15 cm shorter than her btw

GIWTWM

Delicious tears

10cm* but still, huge difference to have a bigger chest

Meanwhile, fit girls have small firm breasts and thus small is the one that mogs large breasts for every sane man.

Big breasts will fill a man's hand
Small breasts fill a man's heart

Fit girls are scary, anon
What if they start talking about strawberries and almonds? I can't return by death irl to avoid that

I mean it's a little more than being chestmogged. Emilia heightmogged, legsmogged, hairmogged, even plotmogged Rem by winning the subabowl. I don't blame the remfags for being enraged.

Fit girls are scary, anon

Does Rem even still exist after that?

FIVE

So I can see today's threads didn't go the way you wanted them to go huh?

This thread is ending...
Won't anybody make a new thread? I want to say BETRAY once or twice before bed time, otherwise I can't have a good night sleep.

I would fucking love talking healthy food with a girl honestly.

Shorter girls are more attractive, even for tall enthusiasts emilia is not tall enough.

Rem has better developed maid legs than a elf who does absolutely nothing

Rem's short hair, better color and mogs emilia even if she grows it

"Plotmogged" holy cope

Stitches will be posted in the next thread.

its fun exactly once, after you hear the same song for 59030259238469832596834568 times you just want to hit her in the face with a greasy super king size burger

talking healthy food with a girl

I have done that plenty of times.
Girls are hypercompetitive when talking about healthy food.
God forbid you say she needs to eat eggs from time to time, you will literally die.

Who's Rem?

Ah, so that's how everyone forgot her.

Run out of new jokes to post eh anon?

Kekkles

But she has to eat all the eggs?

Emilia lost

Either she ate all the fucking eggs because she saw an Instagram reel saying they were great or she THROWED THEM TO THE TRASH because of cholesterol.

We've established that EMT's breasts are canonically bigger, but how much bigger?

You're way too desperate anon