Anon-san, could you please help me? I don't know how to open a can!

I can

Yae

I teach her

...I mean, Im 28 and I'm realizing I don't know how to open a can either.
Guess we'll starve together

I teach her how to open the can
Then I go flirt with Yae

Wife asks me to fulfill my role as a husband by opening a can

Why would anyone get mad at that?

Woman can and should be able to open cans just fine, they literally have a tool for it that makes it easy
The real issue starts when Jars come into play, that's a big boys job

Someone still needs to teach them how to use that tool, it's clear no one else knows how to cook in that house

Survival of the fittest. I'm sure there is 20 billion YT videos that can teach her basic tool usage.

right, how come there's no Papa Amagami? surely there should have been an heir adopted to help out Chiharu? Was she ojiisan's daughterwife?

I'd open your can if you know what I mean.

I don't. Explain.

Was she ojiisan's daughterwife?

Yes

Pineapples are known to make cum taste sweet

Smart girl

what causes this to happen tho? how come you can change the taste of cum through food?

Not much research has been done on the subject

rape

science is truly worthless

Does she have an opener?

Literally my missus every time she cooks.

She's too clumsy to use it

Is it one of those pointy ones or the one where you turn the wheel? Even an idiot can use a wheel opener.

I don't know how to use that kind of can opener either...

I'm an old ass Gen-Xer and when I was a kid I also had no idea how to use a can-opener just by looking at it and needed a parent to show me. I have no idea how anyone could intuit how to use one just from its appearance.

As a kid, aka younger than 12, sure. I'd expect a 16 year old to have been taught to use it though, at least for him to have used it once before.

Yes, it's in the OP

16 year olds are all raised by their grandparents who wouldn't be in that situation if they endowed their own children with such valuable life lessons

Can't open something without her man's help

peak wife behavior

all

gigantic hot take

Like any warm-blooded male I simply punch the can until it's open.

Those type of openers are fucking annoying

What remarkable naivety.

Mate I got taught how to use that thing before I was a teen no problem
We used to be human with actual parents that gave a shit, plus they used to be competent unlike millenial/zoomer parents

Open the can
Spit on Japan
Everybody do the harapan

I agree, it's really remarkable to see someone ignorant of how the world works on Anon Babble.

why didn't the actual parents teach their kids about actual parenting
sounds more important than using a can opener

You have scissoring handles, on one there's a blade, and on the other there's a gear and something meant to turn the gear, like sure I was taught how to use one a long time ago but I'd forgotten, but I was able to figure it out pretty easy

Okay, yeah, those things suck.

I don't remember how old I was, but it was under 10 and I was playing with the can opener and had the eureka moment of put the wheel on the edge, squeeze down, turn handle
I was so proud of myself I opened every can in the pantry and my parents got pissed when they got home

Does she really doesn't know how to use it or is it some 4D chess move to seduce MC by making him feel manly or something like that?

Too busy with their careers

teach her how to open the can so she doesn't bother me again in the future.

Good for you. We're talking about kids in general. And if that's your take on modern parenting, I don't know why the fuck you'd think kids are being taught how to use a can opener these days in the first place.

Yeah, I don't know how to use that. Could probably figure it out, though.

We used to be human with actual parents that gave a shit

OP's mom is dead

I'd open her can

Just correct her