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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 7 Volume 23 Storytime Continued
IT'S TIME!
Best boy won
Zesty
ENTER
ZESTY NIGGA STAND
Why does he have The World!?
this nigga looking zesty
The World off roids...
zesty...
RE ENTER
FIRST TIME READERS
HOW ARE YOU FEELING RIGHT NOW?
Here me out, instead of Diego what if it was evil Gyro Valentine brought back instead
HOLY DIVER
YOU'VE BEEN DOWN TOO LONG IN THE MIDNIGHT SEA
Skinny aahh world
THE WORLD!
FULL
ERECTION
BUT YOU DIED IN ZANZIBAR
I still hate this fight with all my fiber
Wow, The World has really gotten slim since we last saw him.
WAIT THIS COULD'VE BEEN ME IF I DIDN'T STEAL THAT FAGGOT DOCTOR'S STAND???
WWRRRRRRYYYYYYY!!!!
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remember being spoiled on this back when I was reading Part 7 for the first time
I would've jumped irl if I didn't get spoiled kek
TEENAGE STAND JOCKEY DIVERS!
TEENAGE STAND JOCKEY DIVERS!
TEENAGE STAND JOCKEY DIVERS!
JOCKEYS IN A LONG RACE! JOCKEY POWER!
This Diego brutally murdered all of the major characters in his timeline btw
This is Undertale Genocide ending Diego
Johnny would not survive, the spin can do anything
rereading SBR I realized how little the horses actually matter, they just are an extension to the characters, not characters themselves
they never show Johnny or Gyro bonding with or even caring about their horses, I think it was a missed opportunity for more emotional moments
How long did it take for Valentine to conveniently find a world where Diego has the world?
AAIIIIEEE JOTARO SAVE ME
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Baba Yaga...
Scary Monsters is better
I'm fully erect
Does this mean Valentine is Gaster?
This Diego definitely killed Gyro and Johnny and won the race. The world is the perfect stand to win a horse race
there is a timeline where Johnny has Hermit Purple
He probably killed fucking everyone. Sandman? Legs cut by "accident". Pocoloco? His luck is irrelevant in timestop? Hot Pants? Drowned in her Cum Starter.
what would you have the horses' character arcs be?
What the fuck is Valentine talking about
Johnny is American
Diego is Br'ish
Johnny is preferable to Diego
Out of spite kek
Johnny is a terrorist.
we don't know that
This Diego fucking sucks compared to the based Diego
Valentine could have explained to Diego at least that the corpse belongs to Jesus
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
ZA WARUDOOOOOOOOOOO
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Why isn't he using Act 4?
Valentine was actually going to hand the Corpse TO A FUCKING BRIT
This is your president?
Act 4 requires special set-up with the horse and the golden rectangle, it can't just be spammed.
He can still punchghost
HOLY DIVER
Honestly Britain is still top dog at the turn of the century, why not go there with the corpse instead? Get yourself a nice little country estate, invest in some colonial holdings, and get knighted while you're at it?
I unironically stood up in public when I read it
try to reply to the posts wondering about Diego
get blocked by spam filter
Diego hates his home country for letting his mom die in poverty
This was around the time where America was starting to eclipse most of the European powers and they were all aware of it.
Diego wanted to rule Manhattan in the based world. He wanted to stay in America. He doesn’t identify as a brit
what if he had both the dinos and The Wold? and the world looks like a reptilian
This is technically a win for Valentine
Bug Eaten (is a fucking rat) > Johnny (worked it out after seeing it used once) > Kira (randomly guessed it) >>> Jobdust Crusaders
Which is also bad writing since his initial, more compelling motivation was to get revenge on the British guy who tried to rape his mom and the people who did nothing to help her.
Johnny has Rat Pet
He figure TIME STOP instantly
Make you think, huh?
Kira (randomly guessed it)
You mean the entirety of fucking Morioh.
Yup, yup.
Rat moggs everyone
Ratbros...your respone?
10 posts a minute
The thread is going way too fucking fast as it is, what do you expect.
Johnny has been able to have genius deductions since the beginning and if you saw the world in action only two explanations could possibly exist. Either it’s teleportation or stopping time. Nothing to complain about with how fast he figured it out
Forgetting about Cheap Trick who just fucking knew for some reason
There's a lot about Cheap Trick that is incredibly confusing tbf. What stake does this random ass Stand have in making sure a serial killer he doesn't know isn't found?
he wanted Manhattan for power, his daddy issues motivations were still at play, as shown in Ticket to Ride
I clapped when he said "MUDA"
Diego's entire goal to amass enough power and prestige to get revenge on the man who caused his mom to die
How does Kira's Dad order him around without fucking dying (again)?
Diego if he had spend a little more time with Mike O.
It's pretty crazy how calm and focused Johnny is now. I remember when he used to freak out over every little thing...
Gyro's death made him a man.
these losers are the ones with a chance to win
Reminder that Soundman (formerly Sandman) threw this race for absolutely no reason
dad only cums when Johnny is a final participant in the race
This is the equivalent of deadbeats coming back into their son’s life when he becomes a famous NBA or NFL player. Completely underserved
The mouse has always been a metaphor for fate/Jesus
George has been forgiven of his sins
Kek you can tell who all the daddy issues bitches are really easily. This whole storytime has been interesting on that note.
I still don’t think Johnny should have named his son after George[/spoiler]. Call it cliche but Nicholas or Gyro make more sense
true, i love my old man
imo george would appreciate his grandkid being named nicholas more anyways.
Gyro Joestar has a ring to it, I can't lie
Yeah I also think its a touching moment. You guys are too jaded
NiJo
GyJo
Doesn't ring a bell
To be continued! See you tomorrow!
Thank you for dumping OP!
see you all in afterparty thread
These volumes are so fucking SHORT, man. Thanks for the dump.
Thanks anon
Tomorrow is it eh
Thanks, see you tomorrow.
President Valentine is laughing watching this from heaven.
I like George's apology. Me and my old man don't get along that well and our relationship is pretty strained. But we're still family and I don't want anything bad to happen to him
Diego has the most fun uses of Time Stop since he's being cautious about Johnny's Infinite Rotation. Setting up cartoon traps like this is hilarious.
Thanks OP.
I hate my dad but George was 100% in the right except for the whole "cripple rape hospital" thing
Is tomorrow the finale?
Thank you OP
Tomorrow
not even 2 hours of dump
its over...
FUARK
Thanks for the dump OP
heaven
Johnny's reaction is realistic in the sense of there is no child who would never forgive their father regardless of what he said in the past.
it's a short volume. only three chapters.
Volume 23 notes:
Recently, something that has been on my mind is people that put on performances. The ultimate goal of these people is to be the center of attention, so I honestly can't tell what is they're actually trying to do. Those people are abundantly talented, so they try to extend into many different fields and never try to quietly master any one thing. Is it art, or is it politics? Is it a rescue operation or is it business? I feel like they're a particularly extraordinary and uncanny part of society. I can't think of any way to unite those clashing goals.
Chapter notes:
89: Mikoshi shrines feel so lively, don't they? I got to shoulder one again this autumn.
90: When I got the flu shot, I was told it wouldn't hurt, but it did. I cried.
91: I'm hooked on the Twilight series. I want to suck blood, but I can't.
ty, you are great
Tomorrow is the finale of Steel Ball Run
It's truly been a roundabout road, thanks OP!
: I'm hooked on the Twilight series. I want to suck blood, but I can't.
people that put on performances
The ultimate goal of these people is to be the center of attention
I KNEW IT
GEORGE YOU SON OF A BITCH
I'm hooked on the Twilight series
This is somebody's mangaka?
George fucked up but that doesn't make him irredeemable imo
some """"""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""" hate Diego coming back for the final fight
*go round a bend*
*stop time*
*paint a tunnel entrance on a brick wall*
*dissapear*
*start time again*
It was Valentine’s last fuck you to Johnny by bringing back his arch nemesis. It being pure fanservice doesn’t detract from anything.
Yes.
This happened
Yeah it's crazy how many people get filtered by this yet claim it's their favorite part when a huge theme of SBR is fatherhood
#notmydiego
Dinosores were cooler.
Thank goodness I have a loving father who would never tell me to kill myself no matter how upset he was.
Thank God it's over, 1500 replies in under 2 hours is such a bitch to keep up with.
Part 3 Dio would actually do this.
I think both would agree they crossed a line that really shouldn't have been crossed, and George admits himself he'll never make up to what he did. I don't think it takes away from the moment, though.
I don't mind, we get to see Tusk Act 4 in one more fight.
Holly must have hated her dad for cheating on her mom
Giorno...
Wouldn't Nicholas have allowed Johnny to use the boots anyway? He loved his kid brother.
Pretty sad how Johnny and his dad's relationship got ruined over something so trivial.
twink za warudo
Bleh
She's such an airhead, it's honestly probably 50/50
Nah, daughters love their fathers too much for that.
Nicholas 101% would have, but it's respecting the shrine that's the issue.
GyJo
That's just the name for the Gyro/Johnny ship
Why didn't you cheat on her with me instead?!
Some people hate fanservice on principle.
Thanks OP
Thanks OP.
Twilight fan
needle crybaby
Tomorrow... Will it be over? I can't handle the end. I CAN'T HANDLE THIS!!!
**Thank you so much OP.**
THE WORLD CAN JUMP INTO PAINTINGS?!!
yeah
you ever wonder if Holly met Tomoko
I love high voltage and it's probably one of my favorite fights in Jojo. Plus you get to see tusk act 4 in action again.
It's just Valentinefags who think he was actually the hero and not just a self-centered swine.
so does cringe Dio's time stop include his horse?
no he physically moves Silver Bullet with The World.
As I always interpreted it, the idea of DIO's World is that if he wanted, he could let other people in; he just doesn't believe anyone else is worthy to be there, except for his horse.
that's a twunk
Diego took the corpse silently by grabbing it with ZA WARUDO and then launching the horse with him on it across the horizon like a star quarterback's game winning football throw
first Silver Bullet gets turned into a velociraptor, now he's getting launched by The World
bro can't catch a break
Dio? My HERO