How big should isekai elf ears be?
How big should isekai elf ears be?
The ears can be big, the breasts should be small.
DEMONS ARE INNOCENT CHILDREN THAT HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG EVER
HUMANS LITERALLY KILL AND EAT ORPHANS
EXPECTATIONS MUST BE SUBVERTED
Which do you prefer
MC talks to a person who makes a request. After completing the task the person expresses gratitude and/or provides a reward
MC goes to the guild and picks a quest within his level range. The receptionist pays him once the quest is complete
A floating window tells the MC what to do. Afterwards the floating window instantaneously teaches the MC new skills, makes his body stronger, and gives him physical items
This is really a fun Isekai dungeon crawling
Lets hope the didnt drop the manga version
Need S2 for some good ol slavery to be introduced.
Demon Lord (Pope) is a Loli/Hebe
Its a trope at this point
evil demon hands typed this
the academy
NO
ANYTHING BUT THAT
WHY
WHY
WHY ARE YOU ALL LIKE THIS
THERE SHOULD BE A WAY TO ADVANCE TO STORY WITHOUT ACADEMY
I'd prefer to read something other than adventurerslop.
But if I had to choose I'd go with the first one.
no titty goddess option?
Either 1 or 2 is fine but I prefer 2. 3 can fuck off
Has an academy arc ever advanced a story, outside of series where it's the main setting?
How does that work?
goddess tell the MC what to do
humans... BAD!
demons... GOOD!
BEEG. after taking in the big porc cock
Eat all demons
adventuring... BAD!
academy... GOOD!
I want a horde of adventurers to rip and tear through the academy and all the haughty nobles there
“But if… if you’re okay with that…”
With Sylvia still nodding, I finally spoke the words.
The words I had once said.
The words I had once accepted.
The words I had once rejected.
“Would you be my friend?”
At my words, Sylvia’s face lit up with joy.
“Yes, gladly!”
She nodded enthusiastically.
It took 237 chapters for this to happen and it felt pretty underwhelming.
needs more suffering
The bigger the ears, the cuter the elf.
Will elves cheat on you after your death?
If you get a new dog after your old one dies, is that cheating?
Do bears shit in the woods?
You dont get sexually intimate with your dog anon
You dont get sexually intimate with your dog anon
Do Elves?
They're physically required to.
till death do us part
Superior to some boring human.
Elf > kot > human
that is such a cucked phrase
till death do us part
that is such a cucked phrase
love is eternal
Just defy death lmao. No escape from the mortal coil.
we want the suicide hunter audience
Elf women sacrifice their longevity to be with you.
What about hidden ears?
Unacceptable unless it's reverse isekai and the girl need to hide her race from the glowies.
cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck
Um, sir, you are obligated to submit your reverse isekai elf waifu to the gobumit for quarantine h̶o̶l̶e̶s̶ inspection as a good citizen you are.
Wot if.....A group of adventures of humble origins tired of the elitist attidudes of academy form their own school with no student council.
Consider this spider.
That's not always needed.
1>3>2
gross
spiders are for squishing
MC needs to be doing research into what's different for each species.
Squishing their breasts and thighs with your hands?
I MUST HATE ALL THE FUN!
Who hurt you, you sorry bitter faggot?
I count 6 vaginas.
I just don't find these weird hybrids attractive
You do get emotionally intimate though.
why don’t all her feet have boots? is she too poor to afford that many pairs?
dat face
4 footpussies!!!
She lived in an abandoned mine.
I like Margit's stubby spider legs. I like spiders in general
Why koreans always make OP-from-the-start MC?
What happened to the Hero's Journey?
you should ask the same japanese
Believe it or not, there's a manga with this exact premise.
Wanting to fuck spiders isn't normal, anon
It’s usually S rank to SSS rank hunter.
Personal growth, relevant messages and artistic merit are empty words for them. They need power trips and power trips alone.
I know I was making a joke about that faggot of a MC.
demons... BAD!
elves... GOOD!
Why koreans always make OP-from-the-start MC?
always
Are you fucking stupid? Be more subtle about your rec begging.
Asians in general believe much more strongly in fate than westerners do. If I lose at the casino, it was fate. If I win and am succesful, it was also fate. Luck is just a measure of one's fate, it has nothing to do with chance.
Subsequently, if a magic happenstance declares I am superior to everyone then that was always my fate and I'm right to feel like I deserve it.
Not when they are as cute as Margit
Correct
Yes.
In isekai it is.
Elf ears can be short or long, but what is totally unacceptable is perfectly horizontal ears. Deedlit is as horizontal as they are allowed to get and she is seriously pushing it.
Does kage no jitsuryokusha count?
The most iconic elf of all time has horizontal ears.
I find the notion that elves get flustered and ashamed of their excessively long ears like RL girls do of their big feet extremely cute and endearing.
RL girls do of their big feet
huh?
Don't trust maids
NTA but that's a thing. Big female feet shaming is real. Its believed that feet size is proportional to dick size, so big feet on a woman is off-putting.
show me the sexiest girl in all isekai
It's a training arc
Book Balancing
The idea of working your way up to the top from the bottom is unrealistic. Koreans are just more aware of this.
This elf?
Why would that be off-putting for a woman?
Okay I’m 5’9” 1/4 and I wear a size 11W, in some shoes 12W. Yes that’s big for a woman. I’ve gotten reactions when I tell them my shoe size. Sometimes I would avoid answering, but I refuse to lie about my size (even though I want too). I’ve gotten told, “Dang you got big feet!” Or “(my name), you have BIG feet” I get so embarrassed. I know I shouldn’t but come on! I don’t lie about how I feel. Well OF COUSE I have big feet! I’m TALL! What did they expect, for my feet to be a size four? I’ll trip. Yes I wish my feet size was smaller like a size 9 or 10, but I work with what I got. Tall equals bigger feet, DUH. It’s not my fault I have big ass feet. Why make a big deal if a woman is bigger than average? I know people will always have something to say, but come on. I wish it was easier for us big foot ladies to find shoes but it’s so damn frustrating. We deserve cute shoes too!
hmm, I see
Big female feet shaming is real. Its believed that feet size is proportional to dick size, so big feet on a woman is off-putting.
Is reverse isekai with elves the next big thing? Seems to be the case, honestly.
Women don't have dicks though
Astute observation. Would you date a woman with a beard? No dick bro.
Nah
It's reverse isekai
with demons
You just repeated what you've already said, and that doesnt explain why having a theoretical large dick would be bad for a woman
The only thing that would make sense is if women hate having big things that stand out but some women love having big tits and/or asses... so that doesnt really explain why having big feet would be a bad thing
You just repeated what you've already said
Yes because you're being stupid.
why is woman having masculine traits bad
They're riding the Elf-san gravy train.
Girls get insecure about lots of things. Side profile and jaw line are the more recent ones
Sloppa Tea
Hmm, she's so omoshiroi...
*roll eyes*
Jawline filing to remove legoface syndrome is popular in koreastan. No shit they just file down the angles to make triangle anime face with sharp chin.
jaw line
They're correct to be insecure about that. Germanic jaws on women are abominable.
*kick you in the nards*
There's nothing stupid about what i asked, whats stupid is repeating the same shit you've already said.
masculine traits bad
Women must also hate having abs then, they also dont have dicks, their kids might inherit it though.
Yeah and? You're talking about it like if it's breaking news. I wish women commonly did it in the west as well, but we have this cancerous obsession with being "natural". Go live in the fucking woods and wipe your butt with hedgehogs if you love nature so much.
There's nothing stupid about what i asked
There absolutely is. Everything was presented to you yet you keep failing to understand like a retard. Women hate having masculine traits like downward triangle body shape, big feethands, pronounced adam apple, monobrow or mustache (hormonal disbalance). Normal heterosexual men hate those traits on woman too.
Because women having masculine traits looks less like a woman.
Women must also hate having abs then
Correct. And wide shoulders. Defined muscles on women is a very niche fetish.
What are you failing to understand, retard? Woman must look like a woman and big feet is not feminine. Do you understand now or should I chew it out some more before regurgitating into your stupid mouth?
Elves have always been the default heroines of reverse isekai
Butchering your body is tranny behaviour.
Don't forget to check for trannies under your bed.
I disagree with that, as long as the facial features are symmetrical she'll look beautiful
Besides, square jaw means your sons get chad jaws
It's the fixtures in teenage years and lack of mewing that make western jawlines stupid. Your teeth grow beautifully in line from the front from fixtures, but they are concaved from the side, giving you troglodyte appearance. Processed foods also rob children of opportunity to define their jawline naturally.
Recommending surgery for that is retarded. It can be solved much more easily.
Women prefer k-pop idol jaws. "Chad" jaws are preferred by gay men.
1 but also he's a traveling murderhobo who exterminates monsters/conquers dungeons just for fun/honor/deus vult, making ends meet by selling dropped monster parts/treasures. Building rapport with the locals is mostly a means to an end, as they can point him to monster nests/dungeons he may not have found on his own. Plus, gaining fame will lead to invitations to take down bigger, more challenging ordeals.
Uuuuuuuuuooooooooooooohhhhh!
Isekai?
uoh
Where?
Europa
There absolutely is.
There absolutely isnt
Everything was presented
Nothing was presented
Women hate having masculine traits
big feet is not feminine because it means they have a dick.. despite women not having dicks.
Women having facial hair is different from having something (big feet) being a supposed representation of something that a woman doesn't have (big dick)
Yes.
You don't like Jupiter?
What did you think of the new isekai shows this season?
he doesnt know about the car isekai
t.
men find girl's feet sexy and big feet are less attractive. you may disagree but this has been an established consensus for thousands of years
No
I cannot fix your autism or lack of common sense, Fairouz schizo. There are no bitches here for you to show off your open-mindedness.
Big body parts on women look fucking gross and women themselves agree. Nobody makes pink sneakers in size 13. Bitch with big manly feet like that is shopping in male section. Cry about it.
Is it the one where the MC just brings a car along or is there one where he goes full Lightning McQueen?
Margot Robbie has the highest rated feet on wikifeet and she has very big feet.
There are too many good shows this season, I've only watched native swordsman ossan so far. It was good. High budget.
seriously
EVROPA isekai when???
It's the one where he gets transported with his car, it gets brought up occasionally
christmas cakes are grown up lolis
Are you kidding me? This season is such shit that I gave up on it and went back to my backlog.
Hopefully never, I can't describe how sick I am of generic western yuro aesthetic in anime.
This is questionable.
better than wunxia shit
cute OL but is she virgin?
Gayest opinion ever. I have 3 sisters, between them and mother defining traits for desirable male:
abs, belly fat is huge turn-off
big pecs
wide shoulders
chad jaw
great hair
white, neat teeth
neat, clean appearance (clothes)
big hands
large income
They would and did date men without all or any of those traits. They just talked shit about them behind their backs, where I could hear and be disgusted at their snake behavior.
There's not enough wuxia shit to make such statements. I also like anime middle east.
Fairouz schizo
What?
Big body parts on women look fucking gross and women themselves agree.
Again, some women like to have big tits and asses to the point they get implants.
The other anon's reasoning makes more sense than yours
Again, some women like to have big tits and asses to the point they get implants.
en.wikipedia.org
You've read "big body parts" as "big secondary sexual characteristics"? You're autistic and I cannot help you.
Feet are a sexual characteristic, they have different bone structure in men and women.
Are you kidding me?
No. It looks good. These are the shows I've checked out and found interesting at least a bit. I will watch first episodes during this week and decide which ones I would watch as season goes and which I would wait for batch.
Feet are a sexual characteristic
No they aren't. They aren't considered sexual characteristics like reproductive organs, tits, ass or facial hair.
they have different bone structure in men and women.
No they don't. Different overall size or toe alignment aren't "different bone structure".
You played yourself. gg
researchgate.net
You don't understand what "sexual characteristic" means, retard. it's a specific, well-defined list of sex-specific body traits. And feet are not one of them. Yes you can tell male from female pelvis because bone structure is actually different. But only the general "wide hips" is counted as a sexual characteristic. Not shorter pelvis with larger hole, for example.
Words and terms don't mean what you want them to mean, retard.
There shouldn't be a school for adventuring in the first place. An apprenticeship system would make much more sense. Either that or a boot camp, which would actually be a good premise for an isekai'd drill sergeant.
Adventurers in This World Don't Know the First Thing About Basic Survival Skills or Military Tactics Thanks to Stats, Jobs, and Magic, So I Opened a Boot Camp!
For that other anon on the previous thread. I found it
Yeah this is the page I was thinking about.
Really hope someone translates the "earlier" isekai
This is just Asuka and rapier Shinji.
Tits and ass are not body parts?
Going to the Academy actually makes more sense, knowledge on magic and monsters would be extremely valuable in the field.
A boot camp would be completely worthless in most settings since killing one goblin is going to make stronger than years worth of training.
I mean it's just evil lord and the slime killer sequel. Isekai drought season.
Yeah, I can think of 5 from the top of my head. And they're all monoshit.
N
reading a book she wrote herself
Dumb elf.
That one where the academy is just a place for the main character to recruit the world's dumbest catgirl as his party's tank, I think.
Which one is it? I fucking love time loops.
Megane sexo!
Latest Ginko-chan chapter was good.
I still miss Shadowbro.
Smart enough to write a book.
Are opening sequences important in isekai?
It's probably a fake cover on her Himmel photo album (platonic).
they're all monokino
Hawly based
Here I hoped the reverse isekai with a knight girl thing would catch on
As someone who loves both Arabian Nights and (literal) harem outfits, it saddens me we don't get more middle-eastern themed isekai
I need more melancholysekai. there aren't enough.
If it's platonic, why did she take all of these pictures without his consent from the bushes?
Only elf girls make mono worth it
but the girls would be brown
ew
I am writing one.
Arya-san was this until the editor convinced the author to remove fantasy elements.
Does your protag get a cheat after 5 chapters and start attending the academy to build his harem (in a slow life) ? That seems to be how you find success these days.
It's not uncommon in Japan to make middle-eastern characters white.
Leave.
There should never be a "guild" for adventuring, but here we are.
This word salad definitely sounded better in your head than in reality.
There is no academy, but existential dread.
BULLS are welcome in this thread.
There should never be a "guild
Stay where you are.
Interestingly, westoid artists love to blackwash her.
Uh, but why? Guilds were certainly a thing. There just wouldn't be one for literal fucking around in the woods because it's not a trade.
If "fucking around in the woods" produced metamaterials and magic stones fuling civilization, you're goddamn right there'd be a guild to monopolize that trade.
Were there guilds for mercs? Adventurers are basically that, they're just waging war on monsters instead of other humans
Then it would not be adventuring, but mining.
No.
The key is to give the protag a whiny personality so he can wallow in self-pity over his "weakest" skill even after he gets another cheat that makes him the strongest person in the world. And then when he beats up the cool kids he can act smugly superior and talk about how he deserves even more cheats. If he has any sense of gratitude or duty it will dispel the magic, so be careful with that.
NTA.
Richfags would have simply monopolized the whole thing without there being any guilds.
Then it would not be adventuring, but mining.
Sometimes adventurers guild is called hunters guild. Fighting monsters for resources inside their bodies isn't mining, it's hunting.
Richfag monopoly only works in world without powerscaling like ours because money is how you form large organization with strong group power.
5 S-rank adventurers saying "no" and founding a guild and no amount of money would hire enough underlings to stop them due to overwhelming individual powerlevel.
This is true but he needs to leave the ones in charge of them unbeaten up to make the ntrbait arc happen
y-yeah, h-ha ha...
powerscaling
This is a far greater cancer than even adventurer guilds because it breaks down the social order completely.
knowledge on magic and monsters would be extremely valuable in the field.
Agreed, but you don't need a 3-4 year degree for that. Even at the basic level, boot camp includes taking classes, and there's no reason field exercises couldn't include monster extermination
it breaks down the social order completely.
Reverend Insanity begs to differ.
Village-states of ninja-magic spooks
Farming muggle peasants for food
Scheming and fighting against other spook village-states
love the art, but it's unbearably boring
There shouldn't be "Adventuring Academy" in the first place. Not with classes and academics and shit. It should be apprenticeship like dojo, ninja school or Jedi order. And that's very reminiscent of medieval guilds.
Agreed. Here's hoping Garou lasts a bit longer
Ed x Saintess is cute. Gallantly sacrificing himself over countless iterations, must be absolute torture for her but at least he's there as her source of hope.
Better than the spiritslaver yandere.
ew
More like 'ew'-OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
webtoon is hard to stomach for me
it "tells" too much versus "showing"
I don't appreciate such storytelling
It feels fundamentally wrong to see this elf sexualised.
Agreed. I always imagined she's made for clothed hate-fucking.
Understandable, but I find kr webnovels/novels hard to stomach.
But I see what you mean, adaptations are a tricky thing to execute well. Composition and paneling are crucial but so few understand how to properly execute them instead of info dumps.
Still it's one of the few manwha I think are actually a good read.
He's gonna join the party as the designated jobber
Pretty much. That's imperialism 101 + there's no reason monsters should be treated any differently than foreign invaders, doubly so if they have valuable resources
Those adventure groups would have been made up of mercenaries in the first place.
You need equipment, money and supplies. No one is going to venture in random directions without any plan to get returns on their investments.
The initiative is in the hands of people with capital, people who are eager to, for one reason or another, engage in financial risks.
But there are more issues with this concept of free adventuring. Let's say you came across the dungeon you suddenly feel like exploring. Too bad the dungeon is on the Lord's land, so naturally the only people who can go there are people approved by the Lord.
Those adventure groups would have been made up of mercenaries in the first place.
You need equipment, money and supplies. No one is going to venture in random directions without any plan to get returns on their investments.
We were paid as kids to hunt rats on local open dump. Owner of nearby warehouses paid us by the bucketful. All the equipment that we needed was sticks, rusty construction staples bent out in shiv shape, and some metal wire to fix those together. The buckets were provided.
The super secret cheat knowledge isekai MCs don't want the natives to know about
I suggest you avoid the author's twitter
Nobles who own the land in question wouldn't send over random mercenaries who are liable to betray. They would use their own retainers on whom they can rely because they support their families.
Story went downhill after Villainess and Doormat swapped their respective bodies back
Why does it look western European, but poor as fuck?
make the most unsexual elf of all time
sexualise her
What did he mean
You haven't seen poor as fuck.
I have, I live in Eastern Europe
Hi Jewflix writter
looks like a normal village. it's clean and in good repair and a big neat garden. no trash in sight. looks good to me
I am more baffled at how Academy should resemble University and not High school, we shouldnt see a student council or nobles acting all snobby, one goes to University because he intends to learn not to fuck around and I certainly wouldnt want to do free council work because the school is too cheap to hire more people.
Please anons...your Eagles to Mordor...it's a copypaste from Elevens education system...
Surely you can't be serious.
Doing a side hustle for your neighbor as a kid is not the same as the occupation that provides you with livelihood and where you are forced to put your life on the line.
For something like a dungeon raid, you would probably need to have additional manpower supervised by your retainers. You would need to set up a camp outside of the dungeon and provide this camp with supplies and laborers (peasantry).
Let me guess, everyone wants his dick but 14 volumes in he is still a virgin.
Can you rewrite that so it is intelligible?
Please anons....your Eagles to Mordor....it's a copypaste from Elevens education system....
you're devolving into a bot.
Pest extermination is pest extermination. We were also paid to find used HDDs that were often thrown out on the same dump. So hunting & collecting. You don't need a mercenary company and any sort of capital to start bottom level Adventuring jobs. All you need is a club and maybe a knife or sharp rock.
an actual expedition involving supply lines and construction
isekai worlds don't work like that
it's like having a platoon of knights form a shield wall rather than having a [tank] [pull] [aggro]
read this stupid boring chinkslop
actually 'speedrun manual of miss witch' someone recommended on novelupdates is also pretty good
novelupdates.com
It's sort of a big clone of LOTM though.
I lost drive to explain myself to retards. So sorry (for you).
You would need to set up a camp outside of the dungeon and provide this camp with supplies and laborers (peasantry).
Bro, [Item Box] and [Earth Magic]. Please go to Anon Babble with your shit muggle takes.
good luck with that
Doing a side hustle for your neighbor as a kid
I hate modern language degeneration
What?
just pretend your loli wife got hit by a permanent debuff that makes her a christmas cake.
You heard me.
Take your meds.
I prefer this
mc goes to a guild and picks up a request
mc then travels to the person who made the request, who explains the task
the person is then expressing gratitude and provides a reward
mc goes to the guild to turn in the quest once its complete
a floating window tells the MC their rank whent up this time.
anon means that you should talk like a human being and not like a retarded nigger
you need to read the young lady is a reborn assassin.
you see there is TONS of academy slop there. but the thing about the academy is that its actually bad. by that i dont mean the teachers hurt the students or dont know anything. I mean that the protagonist recognizes "the academy" and proceeds to face palm non stop for days if not years
based
More importantly, is there a cure for an addiction to girl soles?
replying to 3 days old thread
He means the ghettoisation of English.
zhuge was pronounced as chu-ka the whole time? what the heck
man with an evil face isn't so bad after all...
NO WAY FAG
oh...
not gonna speak shakespearean for annoyin lil niggas on Anon Babble
It's really more like "tshugo"
He means, go open your veins in a warm bath.
he has unsupervised kids at home, can't waste any time
You would not do a spider over an elf.
Jesus Christ, why are 90% of the elves called "Sylph"?
I would.
because isekaislop is incredibly incestuous
When does Ariamel lock down Grey, or does he get back with the ex?
She probably wanted to poison him steal his money and sell his armor. Deeply untrustworthy.
The other 10% are called Mariabelle.
That's an unfair example. The arachnes in question can remove their spider-half like a halloween costume
Because intellectual property infringement is a-okay when a Nip does it to another Nip but not when some Gajin does it to a Nip.
t
Sylph is a portmanteau that means "sylvan elf". It was Paracelsus's attempt at translating "elf" into Latin. Also "gnome" is his translation of "dwarf", gnomes and dwarfs are the same creature.
This kani looks weird
"Blue ranger" man is kinda cool
Paracelsus
Theophrastus Bombast von Hohenheim
this guy is a japanese middle schooler reincarnated in medieval europe
It's worse. His full name is Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim.
Isekai where a Japanese man tastes real, homemade bread for the first time and realizes the inferiority of plain white rice?
British bread?
No, mainland Europe
hunting rats, also giant rats
I thought this was for newbie losers but then I saw this huge ass rat near the harbor area.
Shit could kill a cat singlehandedly and I doubt it was the alpha rat.
Now I realize why sewers are not the territory of cats.
These rats are no fucking joke.
tfw human x rat war is closer than we think
Name?
Unless its white bread from some nobles table it really won't be that impressive
Giant ratgirls
Catgirls don't stand a chance in their home turf... It is what it is.
Extra academy
Now I realize why sewers are not the territory of cats.
Because they have enhanced smell and don't want to smell shit every day?
little brother
Damn, that's kinda gay as fuck
I'll put Ginko in the 'maybe' pile for now
MC saves kids who'll become future evil people before the plot started
they still remained evil, but just loyal to MC instead, killing those who dared to harm him
Love this subgenre
Xianxia is unironically the most realist depiction of standard fantasy. No way in hell muggle kings or nobles would have any power in a setting where a village brat can grind a few years to crush boulders.
No way in hell muggle kings or nobles would have any power in a setting where a village brat can grind a few weeks to blow their brains out with a rifle
Im about to drop this.
MC is too OP as fuck. Even for Isekai standards its not a Fun kind of OP
Isekai training.
Platonic brotherly love is real
what is superior bloodline, genetics, latent household talents treasures techniques, massive amount of inheritance and family
There is a reason why mc is OP as fuck to destroy them.
Im not sure about platonic...
He's very sheltered.
thinking a single rifle can beat a noble's entire retinue of rifles
Learn to use real counterpoints
When gun is not enough, you make more gun.
You're retarded if you think that's blackwashing.
I've always loved nii-san but lately I think I'm starting to like bodysnatcher more.
Betrayal.
That's my point. Now use that logic on the original example.
thinking a single boulder smasher can beat a noble's entire retinue of boulder smashers
Every part of your body contributes to how attractive you are.
Nobody cares about your taint
ignoring the powerlevel systems
MC finds luck shit weapon or foundation 1000000x stone.
Nukes the noble land that is over 100 million km.
girl: MC let’s … sleep together
MC: ok
wake up smiling next to each other
all they did was sleep
AIEEEE
This is a typical tuesday in cultivatorland.
it's the Allen for elves
CF: Wow we got transported into another world
MC yeah... that's crazy
next chapter
wake up naked next to each other
yeah we basically instantly "married" and fucked for the whole week in our new isekai house
this you?
start reading some 3 chapters wn on kakuyomu
in the first 4 sentences it turns out MC's name is Allen
can't read it normally anymore without thinking of this thread
CF is MC’s constant loyal companion
rest of story is MC getting closer to other girls
CF is final boss enemy
You're here forever
Hell hath no fury than that of a CF scorned
Why doesn't the local lord just have stronger cultivators in his retinue?
The local lord Actually has no backing.
The Young masters just fuck with him and maybe fuck his wife. He is but a puppet in a game of 5-dimensonal chess.
elf master is a 800 year old lolibaba that drinks and curses
5 year old daughteru oni is a gravure awooga who just wants to bathe with papa
yet only one of these is not ok
The real villain is MC.
Elf chicken from fatal frame yeah? Nations go insane trying to rape her
The extra's acadamy survival guide.
The bigger the ears, the stronger the elf.
missing child
house is on fire and needs help
bandits looting and raping on edge of town
dragon about to crush lord’s manor
apothecary low on herbs
yet all of these have to wait patiently for an adventurer to select a piece of paper off a board to get resolved
No need, just go to a nice bakery.
Nah, the isekai'd jap will get shitty peasant bread with maybe some ergot in it
Allen...
betrayed edgelord MC: I’m going to get my REVENGE!
MC: look, fucking this demon girl on the daily in a farming slow life frontier is its own kind of revenge
walking god MC: I’d better just do the herb gathering since I am F rank after all
Speaking of allens, we got this for summer
youtube.com
Like you would take any of those jobs.
I have orcs to slaughter and adventures to do.
Not my problem people are dying elsewhere.
hero party arrives to the demon king castle
noone is there, no guards or any other demons
DK sits in the throne room
with this i will make sure humanity will pay
fucking nukes the world with actual nukes
story turns into fallout fanfic
DK sits in the throne room
starts throwing barrels
Doubly so if they go full yandere
Any isekai where girl likes bodysnatcher more and supresses any attempts of original body owner to return?
For me it's the word gentlemen
We could use our kingdoms money to fund a proper military that can deal with any issue. But what if we made an adventurers guild so we can just put all our problems on a quest board where they are assigned arbitrary difficulty levels so people of different ranks that have no real standardization for how strong they actually are can pick whatever problem they want to solve
BOTH are bad according to the powers that be. That's how the whole 'she's actually a 500 year old vampire' meme started, as a tongue-in-cheek mockery of the double standard. Even funnier is that normies took it seriously, as if lolibaba lovers actually care about the stigma.
Me but any time a character is dressed oddly dapper or wildly out of fashion with anyone else
/isekai/.. i need your help, i can only turn to you..
i need regretkino, preferably that isn't in webtoon form but those are okay too...
Main Heroines are trying to kill me (novel) first half.
pretending to have amnesia
I have to just find the novel on kakuyomu or syosetu, best story ever could be adapted into webtoon and I would still projectile vomit after 20 seconds of scrolling for five words
first 40 seconds
Could this be the comfy vanilla loli romance series I've been waiting for...?
Harem
Never mind
DK sits in the throne room
So the Light's vaunted justice has finally arrived?
Any isekai where girl likes bodysnatcher more and supresses any attempts of original body owner to return?
Damn, that's next level misery porn
Adventurers Academy
MC is bodysnatcher tho
I guess it depends on execution.
When netori stories heavily focus on the victim's suffering, it can be hard not to sympathize, unless they deserve it.
Boot camp is mostly classroom work and military life adjustment
Physical training in the morning, classroom (including weapons) training until evening, kit maintenance until night, and then field exercises for a few weeks
Does otome survival have an academy arc?
Cuter. Strong elfs don't exist.
Elf chicken
Yes
A painful one
Is it hard for a mob to stay uninvolved with the plot of an otome game they reincarnated into?
Surely life will go on even if the villainess is condemned then executed or exiled?
Usually involves demonic invasions, revolutions, tyrants and world ending threats which would kill most people.
he's interesting, please understand
Raping a girl and making her yours is so fucking hot.
how many people does Aria kill in school?
Raping a girl
that's rude
What kind of fucked up MTL is this
Except when it's an elf. Elves dream of being raped.
wasn't ukraine area basically depopulated from selling white people into slavery to turks since they were so prized and turned into russia's wild west for cossacks to live in
In modern world it's also pathetic, hence the word "incel"
What the fuck? I mean, yes, it was depopulated, but not because they were actively selling their people into slavery, that's fucked up. The entire Crimean Khanate existed only to raid Ukraine (and south Russia), capture everyone they could and sell them into slavery. Incidentally, the westoids who say that veeery conveniently forget that the shores of Western Europe were subject to the exact same kind of raiding by the Barbary Pirates, and entire villages were at times kidnapped at once, kek.
replying to an unrelated, archived thread
I dont think she actually killed anyone in the school, most of the killing happened outside the school during the academy arc
Elf chicken
youtube.com
I'm glad you're through reading backlog of threads since Friday, but that's not even isekai thread. Do better.
Something about North African pilgrim-settler poaching pirates too.
Do you even know what it means? Swordmaster MC doesn't dodge responsibility for not having wife, doesn't blame "big bad world" for it.
that's what generals do
all attested names, which never all occur at the same time
he's the fucking demon lord
that's not even isekai thread
This is shoelacer and betrayal threads nowadays. Oh, and slideboard.
How come the MC only goes to da academy for like a month then never goes back?
And don't link other threads.
Newfag.
what is interesting about a commoner who got into TheAcade- Oh wait. Right, the heroine.
Surely not? Could it be that nobles actually find commoners interdasting?
I dont know but fuck tons of shitty MTL do this too
You're not the boss of me.
Pot, meet kettle.
Newfag
Wrong, 2020 elections oldfag here
entire villages were at times kidnapped at once
The man who did that was a Dutch captain who switched sides for Turkey.
Big words for someone within raping distance
that's not unique to elves
For me it's when a character's name changes several times in the same chapter.
it this Bash manga? fuck that series
me Grok
Great Orc Hero
me look for wife
can't rape, Orc King decree
go to Elf Village
a furry Princess gets into my bed and tells me to fuck her
NO WAY FAG!
It's extremely easy to stay uninvolved
But if you read between the lines you can see that the MC only pretends to want that. These stories always have an unreliable narrator
There's usually a decent incentive to meddle
Villainess Daughter's Butler: Collective responsibility execution
Villager A: Capital destroyed, MC's mom would likely die
Otome Mob: To hell with the story, I'm not marrying a hag + nips can't resist mechs
My favorite pirate moment is when the japanese pirates invaded manilla in the philippines and nearly conquered the entire capital until the spanish cucks arrived to fight for them.
RIP, Balamb Garden-anon. Here's hoping you found happiness in another world
they need to be this tall but thicc and fit
Isekai can happen anywhere, be careful
Humans are the real monsters! The church is evil! Demons are misunderstood good people!
no isekai where the mc is in a land of super tall girls who are strong on the attack but weak on defense
JUST
Finally, an MC I can relate to
I dont like lolifags that wont date their older waifus.
Roman studies will save elves.
grab ears
pull her into reality
Easy.
What is this dudes fucking problem
human legs
no
Like imagine
Be mob
Not even in special class where the heroine and villainess are
At best you're in the second-best class
You hear gossip about the daily events with the heroine and villainess
But you're safely isolated from it by virtue of being another commoner who ISN'T in the top class
You have coordial classmates, maybe even made a few friends too
And a cute noble girl that enjoys your company
Suddenly you're being told you're getting into the special class for no apparent reason
Have to part with your buddies and the noble girl you had a crush on
Then you get bulli by the villainess and her entourage because of that uppity baron girl who used to be a commoner
Then you get bulli by the capture targets because how dare you look even one second at heroine-chan you filthy commoner
Though they biggest mystery is who put you in here to be everyone's punching bag?
Are you a bad enough dude to uncover this mystery and give a swift kick in the butt to the guy who orchestrated your entry into hell?
The king is literally my supervisor at work. They say too much shit and don't shut up.
Leave the cultellum-auris...to me
It's not even the hard R version why is this pussy bitch so shocked
Then consider this kot.
woman moment.
Guilliman?
Does basketball coaching involve rape?
MC hero completes his slate of herculean ordeals
finally gets to marry the pure Holy Saintess, his cherished childhood friend in a grand cathedral ceremony
magical alarms go off halfway during vows
priest: this means MC is not a virgin, he has befouled the ceremony!
MC: but, but that's impossible
lolibaba mentor whistles and edges out a side door
it does involve rape however yuka is the one doing the raping. Later on the otaku girl watches her sexually assault the mc and starts shlicking it to being cucked
be MC
hear about other people having romance
NTR
what if the spider was a gyaru and all the legs had those sloppy loose sock things
In the eyes of the capture targets you're the NTRman
Is this symbolism for something?
saw the image yesterday of the protag in his defunct home
she's fucking dead isn't she
That guy wants something of her and it can't be good.
Chapter 1
He's already a faggot. Dropped.
food analogy
girl: needs mayo
MC: MESSIAH
the mayonegg heats the rice
human legs
NO MEANS NO
put off clearing the level to take advantage of monster spawning
She's becoming dorkness
sauce?
Road to Kingdom
the grown office lady is secretly 8 years old?
A MC like that would have changed some things.
eight stinky human feet caressing his cheeks, patting his head, toeing his mouth, pushing into his nose
imagine
nobody cares about your shitty fetish
kill yourself
Is this the tism?
Pretty much everyone cares at this point.
Found it: "Otherworldly Overnight in the Car"
I lost the plot after first 2 paragraphs.
Slideboardshill still hasnt kissed her feet.
Sex.
That allen is so lucky
Yeah, I don't fucking know what this author is smoking either.
Im in no mood post Lazy Villain since there is no new chapter this month.
Oh you guys are reading Meiou-sama? Are you guys enjoying it?
i sure did
Fyi she is with Silva the mob not Allen the hero
I meant what i said anon, i said he's so lucky. Yet he squanders said luck.
I dunno, I'm just in chapter 6. But the MC comes off as incredibly unlikeable considering he immediately murders 3 fucking children right off the bat.
MC's girl had a hard life including abuse and rape
haha, just kidding she's dead now
time for harem slow life and cooking! wheeee
You lost me. What do slideboards have to do with this series?
eaten by dragon?
Tbf the reason why is that isekai Allen went for the harem route and MC noted that in the game that requires an incredibly carefull balance between all harem members.
Allen got 2 of the harem members in isekai since they were easy and were ok with a harem but Charle was trickier since she isnt in too it.
I once asked slideboardshill to kiss her feet a few threads ago but got this instead.
At first I was curious as to why she was drinking tea in the bath
but now I'm curious as to why she's drinking her own flower petal bathwater
or is she making tea of herself and sampling as she goes?
it's gonna get more brutal and pseudo-sciency later.
For instance, the author has MC stumble upon a ritual to make a "philosopher's stone" which is essentially what a super computer would be. He takes advantage of it and creates TWO, one of them later when he fights two other demon lords like him.
what the fuck is her problem?
I didnt make that but why go for feet when you can have sex
I dropped it. What a terrible Isekai. Are those Magic Academy schools always this bad ?? Im pretty sure i watch Harry Potter Anime ripoff where dumbledore is the baddies a week ago and it still decent lol
Not making it clear he is allowed to look now?
I don't go for dirty feet or smell.
But well drawn feet on a character I already find attractive is a bonus the same way nicely drawn hands or armpits would be.
Let's face it we're not getting tits most of the time
Harry Potter Anime ripoff where dumbledore is the baddies a week ago and it still decent lol
Source?
This is one of the most egregious wastes of time, everything just falls into place for this faggot and the way romance with Designated Girl is handled is so sterile and shitty.
I dont read the title but im sure he only killed one teacher and the anime tells you to fuck off and read the LN
B-but don't YOU like her? Why would you want to kek yourself?
I dont know why people dont just make their own isekai in their head at work. honestly i have a lot of good fics and stories I read and check up on, but for the most part the highest highs have always been my own mental writing. you can craft some really great interactions and moving parts if you know what you are doing. whoever convinced people knowing more about a trade makes you less likely to enjoy the products of that trade is retarded.
Hes too OP as fuck starting from episode 1. It just retarded.
I have made up my own crazy 3 part book series isekai in my head daydreaming at work. I havent put it to paper because Im afraid of being shit on by internet strangers
MC in Japan: teme why can't these fools do their work seriously and act like adults!
MC in isekai: uwaah how do I talk to girll!? also people die when they are killed! HUH!? quests can be turned in and guilds have ranks? COOL!
Trips
Dont know.
She's fucking nuts.
that pic
Funny you posted that. One of my favorite 'native isekais' is just a DQ fanfic
Because you can have sex... with feet.
Then simply put it on paper and never show it to anyone. Writing things down so you can view them outside your own head is actually a pretty valuable part of the process, even when you're just doing it for fun.
Damn receptionist needs to be corrected.
Did she just rip him off for 19880 gil?
Untrue. The goal of sex is the creation of heirs.
nta but for me the issue becomes, i can think freely about it at work, for hours, but when i get home i am constrained by time. if I was rich I would just write them.
Crazy thing is that it's one of the best selling iskeai of all time. Outselling big name stuff too.
One of the few things I like about it. It does play coy about him being OP.
Japs truly have shit taste
This is what happens when a married couple decides to make a manga together.
Ketchup & Mayo.
What did you expect from that title?