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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 7 Volume 20 Storytime Continued
Valentine please bring over an AU Hot Pants
Please please please
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.
PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD
START A LOVE TRAIN
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Di Fo Shi!
He can do this in addition to making different universes exist simultaneously? Or that part was retconned?
What did D foresee anyways?
All me btw
ICONIC
D4C being the only genuinely unique Stand across dimensions makes Valentine's god complex make a whole lot more sense ngl
D4C is unique amongst the multiverse
pretty cool
ICONIC
C
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I
C
My president is a good preson and he did nothing wrong
FAAARP
different universes exist simultaneously
They already existed diff universes, his stand just let's him travel there
you guessed it, all me
This is what Development Potential: A -> B looks like.
Our HERO D4C, and his colony Stand.
Jesus hates Italians and loves American. Everyone who's seen and heard Jesus in this story has been American. This story's foremost Italian gets a corpse part and he doesn't even get an actual Stand.
Do his clothes count as "different objects"?
I've always found these animations cringe and tryhard.
It's lame that they all look the exact same now. Where's all the mustache Valentines he had as his Presidential Cabinet earlier.
using the people off the world as hostages
Yup, he's a US President all right.
only one D4C stand exists
Don't we see one reality where a Valentine is about to kill a one-legged Jonny and Lucy? How did he do that without a stand?
Those were just random goons, not copies
spoiler
he probably melee'd them, my PRESIDENT IS SO STRONG
either alt valentines are all standless or they have different stands that aren't D4C that we never see.
They might have D4C but it has another ablity that's how I see it
Range 2 metres
Because we know Araki can't help but write the characters as infallible about measuring attack range, this proves alt. Diego boarding the train with HP did not actually know about D4C, and that world's Valentine simply had some other non-stand method of attack with a 5 metre effective range. Like a whip or something.
HOLY SHIT A NAIL JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE (AND KILLED MY WIFE)
He's got kind of a complex about Italy... You know, being killed by them, and all.
So what is Gyro's stand?
He doesn't have one.
If Gyro dies here, Johnny will be emotionally compromised.
all me btw
Joseph you have to remember this map
My body will be broken up into 9 pieces
They will be in America because centuries from now I need to get a 14 year old girl pregnant
I will give a bunch of people abilities they can use to kill each other and then I'll give the ruler of the land where my body is an extremely bullshit ability
And I'm going to make the whole world converge on New Jersey
What was his plan here
he just wanted a holiday from saving everyone in every other dimension
This will either look incredibly bad in the anime or be the best thing ever
Kino asspull
David Pro
best thing ever
It's only decent to incredibly bad with them.
Gyro would assrape Johnny in a fight
Why didn't Diego turn Valentine into a dinolamp
Gyro would assrape Johnny
Yup.
in a fight
Doubtful.
implying they'd need a fight for gyro to ass rape johnny
It's a regular thing they do anon
Unironically THE biggest asspull of this part. But entertaining.
It’d be more egregious if Diego used it on a major character instead npcs
don't the corpse parts repel the virus?
Or even just a regular dinosaur, since people transformed into dinos seem to be under his command.
Why didn't Diego turn Hot Pants into a lamp?
The corpse is neutral.
It sides with whoever has it at the moment.
Valentine took the first napkin, so it's siding with him.
I think he can only turn non-stand users, right? The corpse parts really slowed down the transformation, perhaps stand users have a resistance to it.
I'm not ready, bros...
Better get your ass ready
It's happening
If something "bad" happens to Gyro, I'll "shoot" "everyone" in this room and then "myself" [REVOLVER EMOJI]
What is Slow Dancer thinking right now?
Zeppelis couldn’t master this rotation despite using spin for centuries and knowing horses are needed for it
Gyro grew up a noble, learned spin as a child, and is a competent horse rider himself but never used it
Bullshit
medieval armor has the same durability as causality manipulation barrier powered by Jesus Christ
Gyro mentions you need to be someone who regularly rides horses to achieve it, and the Zeppelis are executioners not jockeys so they didn't get the chance
Gotta be honest. I'm annoyed how often Johnny LOCKS THE FUCK IN then goes to pieces whenever Gyro gets in trouble so Gyro can give him a pep talk.
He's worried about his boyfriend, it happens
Johnny values Gyro above everything, he literally chose him over the corpse.
Who’d win a schizo and ego off, Pucci or Valentine?
If Gyro was a woman you all would be calling this the romance of the century. Fujos are onto something here for once.
It really undermines his best moments when that happens as the only thing keeping him going is an over-dependent relationship.
schizo-off
Pucci
ego-off
Valentine
Valentine
He's got the corpse of Jesus to back him up
Pucci.
Valentine's plan is bat shit, but makes material sense. Pucci's plan is literal cope he developed so he didn't have to feel responsible for his sister committing suicide.
not even to first base yet
Slow burn throwaway dogshit.
Ego
Val
Schizo
Pucci
can't bypass the president's haki
What the fuck was Araki smoking when he made the finale of SBR. He was just on fire and producing KINO after KINO with the most iconic panels ever.
The corpse fights off the virus, reread Scary Monsters
usa
not united states of valentine
I still can't accept it, my brain is just in shock...
The power of monthly release after years of being a weekly release slave.
jap shitters prefer the body swap nonsense and GER insta win over this
This but Stardust Crusaders
No they don't lmao. At the Jojo event the finale wasn't even in top 3 best episodes of the part.
So is the light gap just the result of the corpse alone, or specifically the corpse interacting with D4C? Because it's cool how the ability would be strong normally, but specifically because D4C can go between objects to travel to dimensions, it allows him and him alone to enter the light gap. Seems too coincidental to not be the corpse granting him the ability because of D4C
We saw the light emitting before Valentine came over and decided it was his.
Based. Dio moving in stopped time, the same scene 3 pages in a row with slightly different angles, *chefs kiss*
jonnhy you fucking retard
Even with their shit taste, japs admit the GW finale was a let down
I hope Araki learned from this mistake.
hehe
Anon, I...
LMAO
The spin can defeat Jesus?
because of their amazing taste, japs can appreciate the best of part 5 without defending SCR
To be continued! See you tomorrow!
THAT’S FOR KILLING THAT VIETNAMESE KID, YOU MEANIE!
Tracing Joseph
YAMEROOOOO!!!
Thanks OP for dump!
OH NO
It's over.
FFUUARK NO WHAT A CLIFFHANGER
Just a flesh wound. Thanks OP.
JOHNNY NOOOOOO
amazing taste
hates Part 2
hates Part 6
likes Jotardo
nyo.
SameGOD...
Grass valentine will look goofy in the anime
See you tomorrow
ACK
Thanks OP
VALENTINE WON!
(END)
It's never been so over.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Thanks OP
Valentine just keeps on winning.
Thanks!
BT is fujos' second favorite part.
KWABOTY
Thanks OP
Thanks OP.
A TREE A FUCKING TREE LMAOOOO
Well, we tried, Jonathan.
JOHNNYYYYYYYYY!
Thanks OP.
My hero Nicholas would've killed Valentine with the golden horse spin already. God took the wrong son.
HE'S WON! PART 7 IS OVER!
so Japs can only appreciate gay sex and not the antics of OUR HERO Joseph?
shit taste
Valentine WON
Chosen by Jesus, nobody can stop him
Diego...
Valentine WON
... the hypocrisy and egomania competition
Why do they even bother bros?
Valentine is powerful and wise, he should just be left alone.
There's a reason they consider SHIZA the most impactful death in Jojo's.
That's it for Part 7!
Johnny...
Thanks anon. Volume 20 notes:
I'm afraid of false eyelashes falling in my house... Great long ones fall off in hallways and in the bathroom. When there's bad lighting, they really freak me out. I imagine they might be moving. Talk about horror! (I can't say whose specifically, but) when I picked some up and threw them in the garbage, their owner said "Why are you throwing those away? I'm still using them!" Then they picked the things up and put them on a shelf. I was really indignant, but even more terrified.
Chapter notes:
77: I'm terrified of cicadas in the summer. Whenever I approach one, asking myself if it's dead, it comes back to life with a screech like a zombie.
78: I've made a hobby of collecting CD jackets, but a lot of them tend to be sold out.
79: A very good pizzeria opened in my neighborhood, and I couldn't be happier. It's a great place for meetings, too.
80: The first thing I did to kick off the new year was play Mario Kart. Although, I'd usually watch a horror movie...
Why is he always so scared
fujos are a minority and all condensed in part 5.
makes sense with how many Stand abilities are weaponizing mundane every day shit or concepts.
Yet
This means nothing. The average American layman loves part 2 the most and also thinks this.
Although, I'd usually watch a horror movie...
tracing me...
FUUUUAAAAAARRRRRRRRKKKKKK NOT MY HERO
Thanks for the dump OP
Anon Babbleermins
nope, let me stop you right there, buddy
D4C...
He has the determination but he's too insecure about himself
anon doesn't understand love
Sounds like a you problem.
Next thread will be the THREAD
Oh fuck, I will make a proper snack this time.
JoJolion bros...
Thanks OP!
Jojolion was a story about beating a curse...
And we, the readers, couldn't beat it...