JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 7 Volume 22 Storytime Continued

Dead Valentine Wagon

Ugly horses though

why are the chappies still called ball breaker??

Its time to take a shot for every single emoji in this chapter

My heroes and heroines Johnny, Gyro, Valkyrie and Slow Dancer

Do you promise (PROMISE)

Because Valentine's getting his balls busted here.

OUR HEROES

...
How did Johnny seal up his severed hand

Valentine is getting his balls broken over and over

heroes...

Actually, come to think of it. Since the infinite spin is on D4C, which in turn is spinning Valentine.
Does that mean that once Valentine transfers D4C to another Valentine, the first Valentine should no longer be spinning and can thus escape the hole?

Gyro inspired Johnny

Hot Pants would have been able to save Gyro btw

And then what ?

Literally who?

Imagine getting hit by Tusk act 4 then getting finished off by Golden Experience Requiem. What do you think would happen?
Would every parts and every bits of your body and soul spin forever?

With what? He passed on D4C, now he's just buried.

Is Gyro literally always dead? Every cringe dimension we've seen is just Johnny and Lucy or Diego and Hotpants.

youtube.com/watch?v=qkdWiVossXw

Well, they'd avoid dying at least, even if they're now in another universe with no way to get to the corpse universe.

In these worlds, Johnny is an asshole that abandoned Gyro for diamonds

it's probably valentine selecting worlds close enough to the based world for another version of him to be in the same spot
which means he's facing off against johnny.

Fate is the same

there is only ONE (1) Gyro

This post has been fact-checked by real Creamers: TRUE!

and 14 year old tail

Okay, but why is Gyro always dead? Shouldn't Gyro be alive in at least one of those?

Based Johnny would've been fine if he fucked Lucy and never went to Japan

Will be stated on soon

How would that benefit the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (Most based country in the world)

valentine brings up worlds where gyro is alive to johnny later. he's just specifically selecting worlds where he's in the same spot, which means selecting for worlds where he's facing off against johnny.

Gyro is a jobber no matter the dimension I'm afraid

no anon, I mean on the same target.
Unless this is what you meant what would happen as well.

MAKE THIS SPIN AS CALM AS A WINTER CATFISH

Calamity is coming...

in every dimension Johnny is with Lucy except for the one that matters

Base Lucy belong to Jesus

Is there any proof he's even talking the truth about there being worlds with Gyro in them?

no idea what Calamity means for part 8 readers but i am now curious...welp guess ill find out in 2-3 weeks
pls no spoils

All the alternative have Lucy x Johnny

But lmao Johnny fuck some chink

Did Araki changed his mind at the last minute, so he can get Happa next part?

Calamity

Can't wait for my part coming up soon!

If Diego with the world can exist, so can AU Gyro

To avoid spoiling the volume readers the existence of Tusk act 4.

The Cream Starter he stole from a Hot Pants who logically must still be alive if her Stand is still active. Also Za Waurdo Diego later on.
he's telling the truth but he's still being a little disingenuous.

it's going to be so fucking depressing watching it fall apart

KWAB

Gyro confirmed for cockblocker

What are the implications of each cell in a human body spinning? Anon Babblefags, show yourselves

Nothing in the AU worlds imply those two are together, it’s just head canon. Johnny and Lucy share like 2 lines of dialogue together. There were no hints toward them

Anon Babble here, what's happening in this volume is scientifically accurate.

Joseph and Suzie

How is AU Johnny struggling with a standless Valentine?

I guess Johnny and Lucy fucked in all the other worlds.

But we also know that Valentine's father is dead in every universe, no exceptions. So there are some people who are just dead. Valentine's probably assuming that there's still some Gyro's out there, but it's possible that he could be like Valentine's dad, since I doubt Valentine actually went to check for any living Gyro

Friendly reminder that Valentine's balls are also endlessly spinning

I love how Johnny and Lucy are all confused as fuck in every single universe

maybe valentine got other stand?

it’s head canon for sure, but there is some evidence for plausibility

1. Her last name before marrying Steel was Pendleton, same as the original from Part 1
2. Since she doesn’t have the corpse, she probably didn’t have any form of bargaining chip to keep Steel alive, so Johnny has some responsibility for being her savior

They flirted together. Plus, it’s implied Lucy and Steel have feelings for one another.

Fodder Valentine

This reminds me of those memes involving the Sony man forcing the Nintendo man up his ass

Plus, it’s implied Lucy and Steel have feelings for one another.

yeah, paternal feelings

tracing pulp fiction

He had to have been inspired, right?

This She deserved to live

Remember D4C travels to neighboring worlds. Which means he's not gonna go into a universe where Johnny is evil and Gyro and Valentine are working together to stop Hot Pants or something. Just similar universes to his own and in those similar ones Gyro probably didn't make it

btw, no one has explained the absolute murder man meme yet.

I'm guessing they're referring to a part in next volume

Oh shit is today's volume IT?
the PROMISEtime?

Japanese commonly call ACT4 "Absolute Murder Man" (Zettai Korosu Man). Don't ask me why.

Still don’t feel sorry for Valentine, he’s the worst kind of evil

Nips call Tusk: Act 4 Absolute Murder Man due to its unnerving appearance and how it even chases you into other dimensions to put you down for good. Basically Johnny's dark determination incarnate.

Okay heartless monster.

valentine's father winning the SBR father race by default.
literally only stephen steel is better and he's not even lucy's actual father.

oh boy here we go...

My president would never ever ever lie

yeah but what about pocoloco

I've seen people use this term for some other characters as well, I'm pretty sure it just means very murderous and trigger happy.

Daily Reminder
This guy can beat every single GRAVITY user

EMOJI ANON THIS IS THE CHAPTER
GET DOWN

Emojibros, our time has come

TUSK STATS

Destructive Power: E->D->D->A
Speed: E->D->D->B
Ranged: E->D->D->C
Staying power: B->C->D->A
Precision: E->C->C->B
Development Potential: A->A->A->E

Yes. Statswise Act 3 is a direct downgrade to Act 2.

Valentine lost the stand battle, so now he can only rely on his charisma to try and win Johnny over

Holy kino. Truly a politician's move.

Just realized the anime adaptation wont have emojis

emoji in every speech bubble

I hope emoji anon doesn't die of a stroke

They should use VFX

PROMISE

the emojis prominently show up in the background as the characters are speaking

You rike?

What the fuck was Araki's problem?

WHY DID HE RUIN THE CLIMAX WITH THIS SHIT

I would kneel.

I know this is supposed to be a climatic moment but these emojis are taking me out of it, this is so funny.

THE kino moment of the highest order is about to happen

The most dramatic moment ruined by emojis

I can't bring myself to hate him bros...

mojimojimojimoji

bro just replace this entire volume with emojis, at this point i'd understand it more

（；´д｀）< (I "PROMISE")

Why is Araki putting all these emojis like he's someone who's chronically online on Twitter?

bruh, when does this part end?

I’m starting to think the stroke rumors were true

Kek.

How did Johnny recover from this? Any mention of Gyro makes him spaz out

To show that Valentine is being fake and gay.

I skipped to this part, people said I didn't have to read the previous 6 parts. Doesn't feel like I missed anything.

Tbh the word emojis probably work better in Japanese since they don't repeat the text

How the fuck can other people use Hot Pants’ stand?

Reminder that Slow Dancer is literally 11 years old. She's a HAG Horse. an OLD HAG.

11 year old horse

isn't that 1/3 of their lifespan? some can live up to 40 years depending on enviroment, Slow Dancer is not a hag, more like she's in her 20s/30s in human years

more like she's in her 20s/30

HAG
OLD HAG
ANCIENT HAG
HAG WOMAN

To be continued! See you tomorrow!

20s is a hag for anons

its so over for me then...

She's farm/work stock so those years are basically doubled. It's why Slow Dancer has such good endurance but not much speed.

we aren't getting the line today

damn

VALENTINE WON HE FUCKING WON

TOMORROW IT ALL ENDS

Thanks OP tomorrow should be fun

Thanks OP.

shit your dad actually loves you. i guess that means you're right

???

Only 2 more volumes to go right?

NOOOO JOHNNY DON'T TRUST HIM

Thanks OP

Thanks for the dump OP, its good to be back after almost 2 weeks of no jojo

AAAAAHHHHH TOMORROW IS THE BIG DAY

DAMN! I mistakingly thought I was going to see the unclouded panel today. See you tomorrow anon!

Yup
Wednesday we officially start JoJolion boys

I don’t see why AU Gyro wouldn’t like Johnny.

And when the fun begins.

Damn, 800+ posts and page 8
Finales and their approaches always draw in the numbers

doubled years meaning she can live like 60 years

Slow Dancer might outlive everyone in the SBR universe

I kneel...

thanks OP
Glad to see, despite the lost time, we've built that momentum back fairly well

Thanks OP

Thanks OP
poor johnny, thinking valentine is right only because of his dad

HIGH
VOLTAGE
HIGH
VOLTAGE
ROCK N' ROLL

I would never do something like go looking for my father.

Yours might be... 'the righteous path'..........

This line is really sad the more you think about it.
Johnny gaslit himself into thinking that he was in the wrong in that altercation with his father, and is now thinking that he's in the wrong for not wanting to reconnect with the piece of shit who said God took the wrong son.

RIGHTEOUStine
Thanks OP

I haven't taken part in a single one of these threads until today but when we all became refugees the other week I saw everyone complaining in altchan threads about missing the jojo threads, so at least for me I thought why not join in late anyway? I will be there for the whole of part 8 though, which should be fun.

NO JOHNNYYYYYYY
HE'S BULLSHIT YOU, DON'T FALL FOR IT
JOHNNYYYYYYYYYYY

Arigatou . . . DBanon . . .

That's not what gaslighting is and grudges/hatred are objectively not righteous things.

George was still grieving over Nicholas and Johnny almost killed him moments prior him saying that to him

At least Slow Dancer is okay

cute

nice

*WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRR*
Oh no... Not again!!
*THUNK*
PLEASE! I NEED TO TAKE THE NAPKI-
*SCRRRATTTTCCHHH*
AAAHHHHHH HELP! I'M GETTING SUCKED IN!
*WHIRRRRRRRRR-RTHPPPPPPBOWWWW*
NONONONONONNOOOO PLEASE-
OOWWWWWWWWOWWWWW AHHHHHHHHH
DADDY HELP ME