Sorry for being late but can we have another Apocalypse Hotel thread to talk about episode 5?
Apocalypse Hotel
no
I’m still behind. There’s too much to watch this season. Do androids like head pats? Yachiyo is such a good girl.
only if you copy draw friend and make more oc of modo sexo bot
Sure why not, what can I get you anon?
yachiyo sexo
imagine
Why wouldn't sexy bombshell mode be her default?
they don't want their hotel associated with sluttery
that's a screenshot for ants, who is that supposed to be?
i'm thinking of using this in place of the 4gaijin
downgrade
She fucked the owner?
Does it really count as fucking if it's a robot?
Pandering to my love of fine liquor and of the Japanese humor trope where a ridiculous one-off gag persists as a present background element throughout the episode
the poo rats still aren't gone so it's still on "hatewatching", but at least I don't care about being too drunk to enjoy it any more if I watch it last after the other trash that is more enjoyable drunk or other beer-related anime that make up this season's Tuesday
Last thread someone mentioned RyuZu. I prefer Vivy, A2, 2B, Lacia and Kouka but I still enjoy RyuZu the clockpunk bot.
poo rats
The girl isn't that bad compared to the rest of her family.
What are my thoughts on Ponko starting to look up to Yachiyo after she punched out her father?
Would she accept anal? I'm a okyaku-sama, right?
Paizuri
speaking of which, would anons prefer anon's "gone" edit over Yotsuba? I think it's better
Do you happen to still have the pngs? I want to re-order them a bit
So how long did it take them to get the whisky right? Did those montages happen over the course of like 50 years?
So what about underwater people?
secret sexbot mode when dirnking alcohol
what did the hotel director mean by this?
taste like crab, walk like people
why do you think he kept a bottle in his private office?
Innsmouth fishmen
i think the gone edit is more fitting and funnier
how tf did tanooki-loli teach her every language
she taught her all the languages she knows, not every single space language that exists
and teaching a high tech robot a new language can't be that hard they have like 10 trillion AI iq
why didnt you come back, anon?
giwtwm
i'm going to smooch yachihoe's JUICY DSLs
It feels like we've long abandoned any existential themes about how a machine created for a purpose can come to terms with their existence and find new meaning after their use case has long gone; now Yachiyo is just a character in an alien hotel comedy and the only reference to her being a robot at all are just gags
hatewatching
This shit is so retarded, just stop watching it and do something else you enjoy.
I just got to the space Indians episode. Fuck those guys. Environment Checker Robot should have blasted them back into orbit.
Im gonna hate episode 12, I know it
Considering that we have a genuine annoying retard now complaining about elements of the series, it's proof that after-threads are a bad idea, since we are now subject to their whining and screeching.
it's just yachiyo
Fucking rude
streaming
Yeah? You going to do something about it?
i'm gunna call you a retarded faggot you retarded faggot
Oh no, my feewings.
if you want to be a shiteater experiencing things in the worst way possible, be my fucking guest, but stop inflicting your garbage upon everyone else with standards
early days of youtube watching naruto and OP in 3-4 part segments
edge la edge anime amv's abound
using sketchy sites full of malware and e-aids to watch shippuden
where boys became men, I miss it so much
>early days of youtube watching naruto and OP in 3-4 part segments
I remember uploading shit for retards like you to watch, got a few thousand subscriptions before my videos were wiped because of copyright
Where is my Planetarian guide ????
No
grrrr why are these 8-10yo millenials who are probably just now upgrading from a dial up modem unaware of torrents
nigga I upgraded to torrenting when I was 12, you only have you and your retardation to blame
Humanity survived to colonize the stars and the plant guy and slimes are bio-enginered evolutions of humans
that age range is zoomer
I dont know how you expect an 8 year old to find out torrenting even exists
Earth is so comfy when 100% of the population leaves and only nice robots and cute tanooki live in it
I was 9 years old, zoomers would still be learning to crawl
ginga ginga ginga, ginga ginga ginga
Torrents are bad for you, anon.
sound webm doko
I didn't watch Planetarian.
Yachiyo better see a human by the end of this or I'm going to cry
I WANT TO MARRY AND FUCK ROBOOTS AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
People forget Miss Monochrome and her motto motto catchphrase.
I'm scared they'll do a timeskip in a future episode and tanuki grandma will no longer be around.
too much whiskey
Ah fuck, I had a revelation today and added Akari...
pngs
You mean the cutouts? Nope, I'm a lazy. Too lazy even to keep the xcf files.
Only because she still thinks humans will come back.
Once she runs out of 'goals' that the owner mentioned to copy notes from, and the dream of humanity coming back is truly squashed, she'll have nothing to distract her from the void and she will have to address her existential crises directly instead of refusing to look it in the eye.
Only because she still thinks humans will come back.
anon, I...
I just thought of something. Yachiyo transforms any time she drinks alcohol, not just the first time. Does this mean that ALL of her easter-egg features require her to repeat the trigger condition? IE: if she finds she needs to activate fireworks again, she has to punch a guest first.
Our only guests are tanuki (come on)
Tanuki (come on)
The floor's covered in their dookie
Get out of my (hotel)
Out of my (hotel)
Out of my (hotel)
Out of my
Cygames will be redeemed if the raccoons perish.
It was a lot comfier when it was just the robots.
kek
not after this weeks ep
The doorbot should do more things. I like him.
He opens doors
That's it
if they fix overheating maybe they can make more things into doors to be opened, like hotspring well is just a very very shut door. unfortunately he needs to be there to greet the guests too.
I’m also late on last episode, it’s keeping up its streak.
yo yo yachiyo
(universe!)
Neko cut out here:
I'll confess, I was thinking of adding Menou, the Tasokare Hotel bartender, not the cat...
Why would he need to do anything more than open doors? He's literally the doorman robot.
I like it
It's a bad idea to increase your number of employees when you have so few customers.
REMINDER
I pack a chainsaw (Chainsaw)
I'll start a turf war (Turf war)
And if my stay keeps goin' this way
I just might take a massive shit tonight
Man those lips…
android girls
plural
i got two fists dont i?
Easter egg unlocked: Trip to the Hospital!
owner comes back
he was an alien or robot all along
we aren't the prey but the hunters
It was also an Attack of Titan reference.
Uhhh, where is bartender robo-san?
Was killed
brewing?
I forget if Tencho from Akiba Maid War was actually a bartender too or just dressed like one.
new function: accepting your death
plenty of non-bartending bartenders in anime now that i think about it
Dammit I've an idea, I need a picture of her naked doing dogeza, which episode was again?
My definitely legal loli wife Hitomi~
3 or 4, 2 was the casino
co-worker calls owner owner
the subs leave it as owner
That's a first
This really is a wabi sabi anime
Ah naruhodo, I haven't watched Tasokare Hotel
if you want to move them around for space, here're the cutouts
Yep, 3 it was.
files.catbox.moe
One of them being naked is weird.
I haven't watched Tasokare Hotel
Uh? Do it, it's good. Really. And Neko is a fantastic walking meme.
Nice
So much sex appeal this episode
tenchou...
hag SEX
Ok I'm actually sorry for this one, but... heh.
im guestimating roughly ~20-30 years. Luckily for the show, the coons are absurdly long-lived and so they don't care about pissing away decades at the hotel either. That being said, the ridiculous distillery they built across the road from the hotel would be a decade+ of construction for 1 robot and the coons.
My only question remains is, where are they sourcing all the meat they serve? there's no farms, only fields.
I guess Yachiyo hunts some of the wildlife she passes on her walks to get water, or it’s all just Sandworm meat now.
They have to be at least 2 centuries old for me
Nice, our hero deserves his drink
reminded me of this
youtu.be
its 5 episodes anon. This is definitely the sort of thing that will likely be addressed in the final 2.
There was a salute to it at the end of the episode even. She's keeping busy with the coons and the actual guests that are now incoming.
plant guy and slimes communicate via magazines/space-emails
no mention of humanity existing at all
they're dead jim. Either a handful went native like the aeldari exodites in 40k, and stopped using space-tech, and will likely never return because of it, or the owners spaceship got caught in the edge of a black hole Andromeda-style.
She’s still high on her false hope that the tanuki gave her, she thought that humans beat the astronomical odds
find one derelict spaceship
this means the whole of humanity is dead
You'd have to be a retarded coon to think that
middle eps get a little stale but finale def makes up for them.
could he be shifted over/otose be adjusted to be visible?
you sound like a fag so I'm gonna need a second, less gay opinion
True, but I was talking more about the how they just lied to her, and that could be uncovered at any slip of the tongue at any point. Then her depression swings will kick back in.
I wasn't here to discuss the first few episodes, so I probably missed the discussion. Did driller bot suicide? Or did he just have an accident? I guess my eyes are kind of bad, I couldn't quite make out what was happening with his corpse.
not sure they can, the chemicals that you'd use would have all decayed by now.
The plastic bottles themselves would have decayed and broken open on the shelves, even in a well-sealed store. Only single-mold plastic would retain its seal after a few decades. All big plastic containers are 2 molds melted together.
There is almost nothing we make today, that if left untouched, would still be usable or useful after even just 20 years of neglect. Toothpaste seals would break and leak out after 1 decade ffs.
-cont. Those are the only 2 viable plot-reasons for humanity to return. Both are still bad writing so i doubt they'll ever return. Maybe we get an A.I.(the movie) ending where a super-advanced race come back to earth with replicas of humans for the bots to interact with, or recreate humanity itself perhaps, but the OG humans are gone.
he just broke down i think
It seems like the show was overtly telling the audience the humans were all dead there.
it looked like he suicided onto a pile of exposed building struts or whatever the 1cm thick steel beams are that support concrete pillars.
Or a decaying building dropped a few struts on him. Killing him. He was very battered.
episode 2 spelled it out, all of humanities space ships were capable of interstellar rapid-time communication with the enviro-bots on earth somehow. And after 1 human lifetime, literally ~60-70 years, all communications ceased.
Either the ships all failed at that point, or humanity stopped bothering to breed or continue the species. Or more accurately, the radiation from space leaked into the ships and sterilised everyone.
second thread
no pic rel
SHAME!!!!!1111
Imagine her refueling on gasoline with a hose pump
neko gremlins okyakusamas are a joy.
chemicals for what, coolant? they have alcohol now and thats about as good of a coolant as you can get. they've probably got something near to ammonia for fertilizer already for anti-freezing.
Why didn’t I think of that
Did the slimes pay up?
what happens if i force feed yachiko icecream?
modo americano unlocks
Is the OP supposed to sound bad?
The ice age
How would Yachiyo reacti when she finds out the Tanuki's can't pay up? Is she gonna commit Tanuki genocide?
how have any of the guests paid for it? I know she showed the travel agent the money left on the ground, but nobody else would know about it
I think she already uses them as forced labor.
getting paid isn't in the hotel code, its alright though because they work it off
Indentured servitude for generations
Giant Doorbo episode soon
there's no point to money at all in this story, frankly hustling the guests for something of worth, even barter trade, should be their main go-to at this point.
they're basically refugee squatters, although in ~200 years their kids are gonna need partners of their own, so i wonder whether they'll leave to go find more of their own kind or not eventually.
Everyone leaves eventually
Truly a sexbot
there's no point to money at all in this story
this
Have mama and papa tanuki not fucked for the past 20+ years? Where are the babies?
They surely have some space protection
they're not!Japanese, and we all know nips stop at two kids
they probably only ever banged the two times when she got drunk enough to make mistakes.
The owner fucked this.
Mother explained how she was made by mistake in front of everyone
Named Ponko by parents
No 401K
Poor Ponko
I never understood this whole """culture""" of slowly drinking whiskey and pretending it tastes good. And I say this as a person who drank half a liter of gin this evening.
No matter how good your drink is, 40% alcohol will taste like shit because your body rightly recognizes ethanol as poison and sends a negative signal to your brain, it's fucking physics and biology. You drink this shit to get drunk. If you want taste you drink cocktails or weaker alcohol. Why are you pretending?
You thought the same about coffee as a kid.
Give it a few more years.
I'm 38 and I'm a semi-alcoholic, how much longer do I have to wait?
he didnt drink coffee as a toddler
I like wine and beer but I despise hard alcohol.
This. I'm getting pissed every night on beer, but I can admit it tastes like catpiss. I literally have to force myself to drink like two litres before I even get drunk and it stops mattering how it tastes. Your body just chugs it down until you're properly pissed.
I literally have to force myself to drink like two litres before I even get drunk and it stops mattering how it tastes.
At that point, why not switch to harder stuff just so you get drunk quicker and have to piss less often?
harder stuff
Chiming in. I suggest oolong tea.
Why don't you drink something stronger then? It's just cheaper and more effective, and you don't have to force yourself to drink liters of liquid. When I want to get drunk I just dilute vodka with cheap juice to 20%.
With calvados.
Why don't you drink something stronger then?
Then I end up getting too drunk too fast. I like drinking for a long time while watching shit and playing games. Like, half my day is just chilling and drinking it away.
neko this
neko that
Yachiyo is better flat.
You drink the good stuff like pic related and not shit cheap scotch.
Though I doubt you can even tell the difference anymore since you probably burned your taste nerves away ages ago with your dollar store gin.
Didn´t they say that wuld take 100 years to create a batch?
I still think this about coffee.
That was before asking the space tanuki for help, and counting that they needed to finish the hot springs first.
Why is Yachiyo outliving the other androids by so many decades?
She killed them and took their spare parts
plot devices. Or perhaps they all suicided over time and were mistaken for just breaking down. Yachiyo seems unique amongst the robots in that she seemed to genuinely idolise the Owner and had more of a personal relationship. That might be the tether keeping her going.
The other robots are much dumber than her and have little to no problem-solving skills. they're barely sentient.
Maybe they’ll go into that, otherwise it’s just that the others and other bots got unlucky with injury accidents or malfunction parts that they can’t replace.
Sleeper hit of the season. Very charming show.
malfunction parts that they can’t replace.
Or maybe she cannibalized the non-believers to fullfill her mission of running the hotel
Ponko is great.
What did she unlock for ingesting the others?
Very true
I have laphroigh scotch which I've been told repeatedly is the best kind you can get from scotland, and it still tastes like shit to me
I think the humans will come back. Not all, but at least a small group at the very end. It's improbable, but not impossible.
Ponko said she was 45 right? So if that Whisky took 15 years to make and she still looks that young, that grandma must be ancient assuming her human appearance matches her age range.
One family will come back right after she shuts down in the finale
She’s likely over 1000 at their perceived aging rate
Add that fungus thing from Overlord
Surely this series won't end with Yachiyo breaking down, the adult Tanukians dying and a grown up Ponko and her brother taking over the hotel will it?
I feel like it’ll be mostly happy but bitter sweet. Like the hotel continues on without, Ponko could take over as it becomes actually active and popular with aliens so the legacy and innovation of the hotel continues on and keeps getting passed down.
Why hasn't environment checker told her that they clearly don't plan on paying?
Slime guy picking up the money from the bank vault and handing it to her would count as payment.
there's no point to money at all in this story
Guests pay for their stay with money. That's how the hotel operates. Whether that money is useful for anything is irrelevant.
Dude I fucking cried at this episode.
First time in almost a decade.
I definitely didn’t expect this guy to be a famous critic.
I was going to suggest this twist but it looks like the twist might come from the tanukis. Did they kill the humans?
Don't say that or it'll actually happen. I'll cry...
You deserve to die if you get done in by those weaklings.
I'm having lewd thoughts about Ponko!
If she doesn't have money, she'll have to pay for her stay another way.
There will be an episode with door aliens.
The moment he's trained his whole life for.
They're going hollow.
She still has purpose.