Even a complete retard could get a driver's license, what's your excuse?

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Even a complete retard could get a driver's license, what's your excuse?

I've had my license since I was 16 though

You aren't a full human if you are a burger without a license. Just a half-human.

I want more of this show.
I want more episodes.
I want more sheep.
I want more.

The longest distance I need to travel is 5km

Driving is scary and dangerous. It should be more regulated.

she probably blew the test proctor

Yeah, me.

I have a driver license, but I'm still afraid of the roads, people drive like crazy around here

That's because even a complete retard can get a driver's license

Cars are scary and our car-centric society disgusts me.

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I feel you. My brother couldn't keep his house because he lost his lisence and couldn't do his job. He's now almost finished with his coding studies but it seems like jr devs are not getting any jobs. Are you studying, working or at home anon?

what's your excuse?

I'm not a complete retard just a partial one

Public transportation is great here. Never more than 5 minutes between trains, can get everywhere in the city within 15 minutes. There's always seats, everything is clean. Can just sit back and relax. Never felt a need to get a car.

Why do I need a license to drive my own car? It's my own property

I just watched the first episode of this today

onsen egg

oh the heat of the rice cooks the egg?

Why do I need permission to shit on the street? It's my shit.

Got mine 10 years ago but I can't drive because of anxiety.

here is why

have no car

get in driving school for 4 hours of lessons every weekend

go through 8 hours total of city driving practical lessons

get certificate

get depressed and not go outside for a month

go try to get license

forget literally everything i learned

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The rice remains mostly raw, but they use pasturized eggs that are safe to eat raw. In reality non-pasturized eggs are also pretty safe, too, it's very rare to get anything bad from them

Studying. I want to get a wfh job but I have too much to catch up on desu, I had to drop out ages ago over some nasty medical stuff and only recently stabilized enough to get back to it.
Ganbare to your brother. It's tough out there.

id never need to drive it anywhere

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Oh shit I'm 10 years older than her, now I feel old

八王子市

Oh shit were neighbors

Would

I live in a small town with no police around so i dont need one.

im scared of falling asleep driving.

I'm a complete retard that got a permit at 15, license at 16. It's too easy to get a license here, too many retards on the road. Maximum road rage.

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no driver's license

At this point I'm too stingy to pay a lot of money for the license and the monthly cost for insurance, maintenance, and gas. Public transport, bicycle, and getting taxied by my mother or brother is all I need.

I can’t afford a car until someone hires me for longer than a few months, so there’s no point in me paying for the lessons and tests.

My ADD make me a danger on the roads

it's too hard, it's too fucking hard

I have a driver's license but last drove 10+ years ago. Cars are expensive.

Other drivers are scary.

try to find a way to sell your product or service directly instead of get a job working for schlomo if you are learning to code

thats not how learning to drive works, its like walking, you dont forget it. your cognitive brain feels like its doing a lot of work but really all its really doing is taking the lizard brain for a walk and trying to make sure it doesn't get into the wrong lane

its like walking, you dont forget it

nta but people say that about bikes and I literally forgot how to ride a bike. I had a bike as a kid and I rode it all the time but the last time I rode one was when I was 11. As an adult I moved to a city and I bought a bike and I had to learn how to ride it again because I couldn't keep my balance.

I didn't have a bike for over 10 years, but could ride it immediately again. I was only a little shaky for the first moments.

Hey guys I have a lot of issues with driving too and was in an accident after I first got my license but my big tip is to drive like an old lady. Go slow