Why does megumin wear such a skimpy outfit? The bottom of her dress covers her panties by like half an inch!

hags need to cover themselves since they are ugly, young girls can go around naked no problem, they are perfect.

You're right it doesn't cover anything, I think she should run around naked all the time and only wears her big hat

can go around naked

*should

It's because Megumin is actually super perverted and horny deep down

why did she win?

She is a very naughty hebe

Because she actually loves Kazuma and has the best chemistry with him? It's not rocket science. Aqua doesn't see him that way and Darkness shoots herself in the foot every other day so there was pretty much no one to compete with her.

It's the age of unconventional winners

Easy access

You lads need to be faster next time

Happy Mother's Day Megumin!

She's a slut.

your a slut!

Good.

little girls shouldn't be this uhhh cute

Chuuni confidence + Kazuma being a pushover

Kazuma was essentially a ripe fruit waiting to be plucked and Megumin just took it for herself with no regard for what's fair or proper. She doesn't care. She wants it. She takes it.

Does she wear a bra?

kinda like assertive Megumin

Bras do not exist in Konosuba World.

Megumin walks into random town completely nude.

gets ganged up on by horny men.

obliterates half the town to stop them.

The rest of the surrounding towns take the hint and dont dare try to even touch her out of fear of being blown to bits.

Megumin's base stats are actually really high.
She's massively overleveled because she steals all the last hits with her explosion magic. Each level increases her stats. She could easily manhandle someone like Kazuma.

post nut clarity makes rapists understand what they did was slightly illegal and the best course foward is slitting the victims throat or keep them as a pet in the basement for later

Does she even need her staff to use her spells? Could she use any stick on the ground or just her hands?

Kazuma's type is quite literally a drooling girl that glosses over his flaws every other day, and is willing to change herself for his sake, with him giving nothing in return.

The only ones that fit this type were Megumin and Iris, who are coincidentally the worst girls in Konosuba, with the worst development and whatnot.

ease of rape, she is considerate like that

mogged by YunYun

Never won; never will. Megumin clears easily every time.

YunYun just existing is a defeat for Megumin

cow tits < dfc

Kazuma accepts her flaws and she accepts his.
Also she loved him first and confessed first.
Also also she isn't a landmine girl.

Anyway when I first read it I fully expected this to turn into a non-committal harem thing like every other isekai, especially since Kazuma said Darkness is exactly his type(In terms of looks) so I was quite surprised how serious Kazuma took it when it came down to it, the rejection scene was quite intense. But I suppose that's who he is, always saying and doing stupid shit until it /really/ matters.

Write a sequel already.

isn't Yunyun in love with Megumin?

YunYun is simply a good girl with strong maternal instincts so wants to take care of Megumin
Whereas megumin is a vile evil witch

Ironically, Megumin is the one who makes sure no one takes advantage of Yunyun.

She doesnt want competition

Yunyun helps out Megumin since she's a poorfag
Megumin protects Yunyun from bullies and people who would take advantage of her

baby making marital love making sex with Yunyun

Correction.
Yunyun didn't help Megumin.
Megumin just straight up stole from Yunyun.

Megumin is actually quite the street rat. She would poach, raid people's gardens, and rifle through trash to find any scraps of food she could to keep her and her sister alive.

How serious Kazuma took it

Lol, lmao even.
Kazumin fags are fucking delusional.
You mean the same Kazuma who almost cucked Megumin twice with Iris out of nothing but a desire for his own comfort? That same Kazuma?
Kazuma is utterly repulsive.
And so is this ship which singlehandedly made any Kazuma and Megumin interactions unbearable to go through.

Good thing best girl Aqua stayed the hell away from this cunt from the very beginning. Kazuma doesn't deserve a wife.

As I said, he only takes things seriously when it comes down to it. Would you also say he hates Aqua because of how often he shits on her?
He did feel really bad for Iris because of how lonely she is. Kazuma is based as FUCK.

have their throat cut open

I don't understand this mentality of killing the girl after doing the deed. Doesn't seem manly at all. I kinda did a girl in the past and did her until she accepted and loved it. What happened to me was the opposite, I hated what I did and regretted it. I'm sorry Elisa...

the thrill of feeling power over another human being
possibly the desire to avoid consequences by silencing witnesses

There's no utility in it whatsoever. Just a waste of energy.
The whole point is to have kids without responsibility. Take that away and the cost benefit analysis becomes massively more disfavorable than it already was.

What age would you consider "peak"?

when it comes down to it

You mean he's a disloyal, ungrateful sack of shit until he remembers that he's supposed to have a small ounce of decency to his character? Or rather, the author remembers it, because holy fuck.

>He did feel really bad for Iris

You say that as though he didn't almost immediately think of how to groom a lonely child into becoming his wife in the future, all while cucking the only girl who could put up with his shit.
Fuck Kazuma
He should've been raped to death by the female Orcs.

She's poor and can't afford other clothing please understand

Whatever this anon said. Raping for the sole reason of breeding is the most manly way to go. Sadly, she went two miscarriages and she's laughing at me because of that.

13

breeding doesnt occur as modern medicine invented birth control methods

She's at that age where she wants attention and validation. Which never really ends for the majority of women.

Hmmm sounds like you need a milquetoast goody2shoes protag and sonic-tier writing to feel comfortable with your fiction. Maybe try something less sophisticated, I recommend harry potter.

for easy access changing for when she explodes into her diaper

Shouldn't you be posting on Crystal Cafe or something? You sound like a mentally ill catlady shipper.

lol

14 is prime

yeah they'll find similar age school girl they partner up, decide boys are icky and they're lesbian vegans now
fuck off

Actually, 14 is divisible by 2 and 7.

13 - 14 is prime

Y-you're just not comfortable with my shitty pedophile faggot self-insert protag!!!

Why are Kazuma fans so consistently retarded? Also, why aren't you on Reddit? Calling fucking Konosuba of all things sophisticated just proves that that's where you belong.

I simply figured I'd offer an easier, safer alternative that also won't trigger you as much, for you to read. There's no reason to be so upset

Can anyone give a good reason as to why this ship wouldn't work? Just one.
Is it just because Kazuma shits on Aqua way too much?

Less material to get in the way of her explosive dumps.

I mean it probably would work but they don't see each other that way.

Yeah, but why don't they?
I mean, Kazuma is a pervert who leers at every other girl, except for Aqua, for some unknown reason.
I don't know about Aqua, tho.

Kazuma got disillusioned because she's just too Aqua.
And Aqua is too dumb for romantic feelings.

Objectively women become women at 13 so it's peak fertility but if you say that people will look at you like this.

that's why I only hang out with JC aged anime girls

Kazuma straight-up doesn't like Aqua as a person for most of Konosuba, cares even less for her as a romantic partner.
Also, Aqua doesn't see humans that way.

Too dumb for romantic feelings

Women naturally have a libido, though. Also, Aqua is not fully retarded.
She's got some smart moments that weren't shown in the anime yet.

Kazuma straight-up doesn't like Aqua as a person for most of Konosuba

nah thats just bantz, they are bros

Wdym he doesn't like her as a person? He protects her numerous times and hangs out with her too.

Yeah, but most of the time it's because he'd feel guilty if he just left her to his fate
But otherwise, he only starts showing any signs of actually caring about Aqua as a person in volume 15.

ehhhh he just didnt have a reason to be more invested since she was never serious and laughed everything off i dont think its fair to say that he didnt care for her befor that

I mean I certainly wouldn't see Kazuma from early volumes dropkicking somebody just for making Aqua cry or anything.

10

shes a child

Sexual assault and sexual harassment aren't crimes in the Konosuba universe, though.
That's actually confirmed.
Makes no sense that she wears such skimpy outfits, then.

Megumin's body is tiny enough that you could pick her up, put her on your dick, walk half a mile to a nearby empty field with her on your dick, fuck her while she casts her explosion spell and listen to her cute moans occasionally interrupting the incantation, walk back home with her still on your dick, carry her to bed, fuck her some more, and put her to bed with a kiss goodnight. Imagine the smile on her face as she falls asleep, in total bliss from the combined pleasure of the explosion spell she cast and the explosion of cum you unleashed into her womb.

Just. Imagine.