Jojo afterparty

This is 23 year old Shigechi if Kira didn't blow him up btw

begging to janitards

If you guys were rock humans what job would you have

Don't forget that Damo Suzuki was based and Can is brilliant.

Jolyne or Irene?

Like said, I think Howler starting out as a whiny rich cunt, but growing to become the imposing main villain would be a neat idea and a first for Araki. Key West didn't drop that line to him for nothing I hope.

Kill josefumi’s mom

So when Dio took Jonathan's body wasn't that kinda gay?

That literally only happened with Kira and Pucci who were menacing the whole time.

Valentine

had to get a total redesign because degenerate fat fucks who lounge around doing nothing aren't menacing.

Yes.

Stop asking irrelevant questions

Elizabeth or Kiyomi?

I'd use my extended youth to spend decades at uni and live off student gibs using forged documents.

Did you skip Phantom Blood?

Dio's an even bigger stretch than the rest. He was a cunning hateable bastard from chapter 1.

Howler will find the SBRverse stone mask and turn in to a werewolf. Trust the plan

Part 2 25th chapter

Anon monthly chapters are 3-4x as many pages as weekly. We're on chapter 100 of The Jojolands if you're comparing to weekly parts.

Dio started out as a total pussy.

He burnt Jonathan's dog alive and turned his father against him.

Bullshit, average page count of JoJoLands is like 40, so it'd be 2x the average of a weekly
We're on 58 if you compare it to weekly

i cant see howler being main villain, but i can see him surviving this boat encounter and being a major piece of the puzzle later. his jobbers of the week will die, but i highly doubt he will. thats my prediction

I miss my hobo wife, anons...

Palawanicus, my hero

What do you think of Vitamin C?

Yeah, but he was still a huge pussy. When Johny-boy beats him up, he cries like a little girl. He doesn't truly come into his own until he decides to give up his humanity.

Why is araki so butthurt about purple haze feedback anyways? It used fugo, had some cool stands, actually made le drugs an important part of the story and gave everyone a proper sendoff instead of a retarded giorno became le boss by......doing something.

Favourite song, favourite stand. Both the design and ability are top notch. Strong, versatile and plays into Araki's strengths with the body horror shit.

He's still pretty menacing despite that because you know he's going to hold an even bigger grudge and do something exponentially more fucked up, which happened when he poisoned George.

You're arguing part 9 will pull a part 4 with a Yoshikage tier villain but we all know it'll pull a part 8 and do a Jobin

Because it made Araki look bad. It took things he made and used them properly. Araki is a hack writer.

Why is araki so butthurt about purple haze feedback anyways

You just made that up

More or less what I imagine Araki will do with Howler desu.

Why is araki so butthurt about purple haze feedback anyways?

He isn't.

It's just one or two anons. Chapters are consistently well received on Anon Babble.
Everything pays off in the arc. You're trying too hard.

I should add I meant this as a hypothetical, Araki accepted the idea because he liked it and wish he used Fugo better. Also, I just hate Araki. Jorge Joestar also exists for similar reasons.

Cool design. Ability suits its user, a slimy guy who makes people slimy.

Unless he removes Dragona from the story I don't care

Dragona is such a weird character, Araki has a editor who forced him to add them.

bc he's constantly giving you a boner which distracts you from the story?

them

He's just the result of him choosing to have americans as the protagonists

Gundam manga made by Araki

Howler isn't already an entertaining bitter fuck with a massive superiority complex. He's been too dry to go anywhere and will be a stepping stone for whoever the actual main villain is.

Araki should have made Dragona white

No because his entire "character" is being a freak and we already had Joshu who did that without being a tranny

He's just tanned

He did.

I see him as a guy, I'm not using 'them' because I respect pronouns and shit. It's to avoid typing 'him to add him.'

freak

tranny

I thought I was in Anon Babble, not in tumblr, what's up with all these headcanons?

Dragona acts nothing like Joshu.

anti-redundancy autist...

Scary ass looking thing.
Definitely one of the best part 8 stand designs

Thoughts on FTL Jojo when a normal gun is portrayed to be able to kill like 90% Stand users?

aura

I hate so much when people mindlessly start collectively using one word with a meaning it never had before.

That's just Araki being lazy as fuck. You wait 4x as long for those pages as weekly and he only gives you 2x as many pages as weekly. Even if we be generous and say 2x is fair, are you going to lie and say nothing happened by chapter 50 of Battle Tendency?

Power scaling fags are annoying, unless the author states the character is that fast, visuals mean jackshit half the time.

bitter faggots got so mindbroken by jojolion that they just write jojolands off even though it just started

two years

just started

If this is gonna be another 10 year ride then they're right to write it off.

Landscaper. I’d try to get in the habit of sleeping during the early winter. My natural attunement to the land would be useful here, and working on rock gardens or parks could allow me to subtly make resting grounds for other Rock Humans, allowing me to be valuable in both communities. Nobody fucks with the guy that helps them find somewhere safe to sleep.

There's nothing about Jojolands that'd give anyone a positive outlook for the future. Starting with Dragona and ending with the fact nothing of note happened and he already rehashed an existing character to draw attention.

I would agree with that regarding any author who doesn't try to quantify every single power and fail so miserably in between pages.

It would be way more accurate to compare the parts based on their volumes, which always have more or less the same page count. TJL just finished its 6th volume.

all these badass stands and then cute little Tusk

Best stand

thats monthly manga for you. is what it is
mindbroken by crossdressing aniki

I find it really funny how Dragona completely mindbroke a certain demographic of terminal outrage addicts.

are you going to lie and say nothing happened by chapter 50 of Battle Tendency?

Well, that's just being disingenuous. Battle Tendency was only 69 chapters long. A fairer comparison would be with parts 3-6.
Part 3 was The Lovers
Part 4 was just after Otoishi got beaten
Part 5 was the start of the Grateful Dead
Part 6 was the end of Savage Garden
In comparison, with JoJoLands, we're in the middle of a confrontation with our (alleged) main villain. You can't just make a blanket statement, "Oh, nothing's happened," just because you don't like what's happened.

I mean Powerscalers just have the top 1% of stands as Faster than light
Even if a gun could kill 90% of all stand users that doesn't mean the few that supposedly are that fast would do the same

Yes, I hate Dragona, because he is a tranny and brown

mindbroke mindbroke mindbroke

Why is this retard seething people don't like dragona?

The people who hate Dragona also jerk off to Narancia btw

Best hetero couple in all of Jojo btw

because you dont like dragona because he is a cross dresser. not because he is a piece of shit or a rapist or anything like that. i hate trannies and drag queens too but dragona is neither of them

You crossed the line...

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by fixing her jewelry

you weren't supposed to point that out...

I can't wait for the hyper realistic in Chapter 54, when I saw that in my reread I was caught off guard.

The only people who are assmad about Dragona right now come from xitter/reddit. They got btfo by the latest chapter.

Going back to what was said in the previous threads, Kira and Josufumi should have been the main characters

I just remembered that one drawing of Haato pegging Damo with her stand's spikes and killing him while his micropenis cums whoever drew or commissioned that was really angry at Damo for some reason...

El bebé (forma de movere crus retard)

Doesn't Dragona literally take hormones?

by all means, show us where you got that information

So why does Gyro lose Scan when he loses the eye but Diego still has control over the Scary Monsters infection without his eye, nor does Johnny lose Tusk when he loses the arm

no. but thanks for confirming that only people who didnt read the part dont like dragona lol

Aura

Why are people using this retarded word all of a sudden?

Diego always had it in him to be a stand user. Gyro did not.

It's a question. I feel like that was mentioned in one of the early chapters but maybe it was a shitpost.
mad

Who the fuck is Haruno??

Psyop

The JoJo Lion

The 7th stand user

Hato popularized it. She's an influencer.

but I jerked to both...
verfication? JOBBED to me

Only good part of the story.

Hey, spoiler that shit

it was shitpost, it was only implied that he used his stand to get tits

Are you a man of the “bussy” or a man of the “girlcock”? Answer quickly or eat your fingers.

That's not too good either.

We don't care, we're freaks.

it was shitpost

Proof?

The first chapter mentioned cosmetic injections, but that term is used for things like Botox and fillers, not hormones.

yasuho didn't get raped or tortured

Grim

Man I was ok with this series when it wad just about handsome men in weird clothes beating the shit out of eachother, but then they started putting tits on them. That’s a step too far for me.

Tsurugi is molesting her as we speak.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking of, thanks.

bussy

The implication behind Jodio never having seen Dragona getting the injections is that Dragona actually made himself a pair of tits using smooth operators.

Surfer? Not a real job

Jonathan had way bigger tits than Dragona.

he stole some other chick's tits?

Presumably moved fat deposits around to give himself a pair, but I wouldn't put an actual tit robbery past him.

this but unironically

i was okay with normal people beating each other up, but now they're disfigured mentally ill freaks!

Yes? What is this even strawmanning?

i dropped jojo at battle tendency, araki went fucking woke and added a disgusting tranny.

i don't understand the difference between gags and characters seriously disfiguring themselves

Even Green Baby is smarter than this.

Always rabu chumi-chan

Imagine being so brainrotted by Anon Babble that you think this charming lady must be trans.

Idk there's some schizo who's taking major offense people don't like Dragona and coming up with the weirdest of excuses to not pretend he's not a tranny

ironic "lookatme im a guurrrlll" humor

heh

literal body modification

pass

my nigga pocoloco:

#moriohadvice

Better final villain than Tooru

were niggers blabbing about major spoilers like this in other parts afterparties?

Objective Jojo ass tier list from best to worst:

Johnny > Jolyne > Jonathan > Josuke 4 > Joseph > POWER GAP > Giorno > Josuke 8 > Jotaro

You're not supposed to remember any plot points when reading Jojolion

Joshu is shitty however he was completely reasonable in saying damo shouldn't wear his shades inside like a faggot.

i sure as hell dont remember anyone named Tooru showing up yet

He literally made it soft canon along with Over Heaven. The only thing Araki outright hated was the Phantom Blood movie.

SBR Holly's hair is weird as fuck
I guess since SBR "Jotaro" got normal hat and hair she had to have her hair merged with a veil instead

only very slightly during some dumps themselves for part 6/7

Joshu is based, intelligent and funny.

soft canon

Over Heaven

lol retard

If Joshu is so smart how come he gets no bitches?

Bitches only like bad boys like Damo. If Joshu tried to kill Yasuho's entire family she would come calling for the nut king.

Josuke (4) has the full package tho, he hipmogs everyone else so hard it's not even funny.

he hipmogs

Nah, Johnny and Jolyne still mog him there

Imagine jolyne using stone free during sex to maximize backshot potential

having perky nipples is being disfigured

reminder that dragona is 100% a zesty guy

full package is Johnny. Insane arch, plush ass/thighs/tummy, feminine face, needy personality, cooks and cleans.

Exit, Joshu.

big sis hato...

JOSHU A BEST

Not a chance. Look at this shit, it's straight up ridiculous.

hey (you)
you're losing
you're losing
you're losing
you're losing
your vitamin C

Yasuho or Karera?

Yotsuyu

mind broken by Dragona

Didn't the revelation that he was actually just a male and not a tranny or intersex made twitter turn on him and Araki?

For me it's Karera bullying Yasuhoe.

Gender isn’t a binary mfs when queer people don’t fall into a hetero/trans binary

Woke right once again confirms horseshoe theory.

BASED

Unironically, chuds and troons cannot understand that Asians have a different conception of how gender/sex work.

SJWs when an effeminate man doesn't call himself a troon

Gyro and Rina are so lucky

Jodio refers to Dragona as his big bro and everyone refers to him as "he". Usagi is just a faggot or doesn't care

but im a chud and i understand this

Misreading my (admittedly poorly typed) words. I’m saying niggas from xhitter can’t conceive that a person’s gender identity is more complex than “trans” or “cis”, like Gender Non-Conforming isn’t a label that exist. Motherfuckers see LGBTQ+ and only think about the L, G, and T. What a shitshow.

Yes it is. Dragona is a male with breast implants. Tsurugi is a male who crossdresses because of some ancient superstition.

Stands CAN:

punch and stab

stop, turn back, erase, speed up time

see the future and past

shoot fire, emeralds, bullets

give and take away stands

be a boat, slime, a zit, a car, any mineral, water, radio tower

control people and objects

control sand, brain matter, ice, electricity

make people younger and older

go into mirrors

heat an entire desert

shapeshift

kill people in dreams

steal your soul

read your mind

fix anything

destroy anything

make sound effects real

turn you into a book

make bombs

kill you with guilt

be a voodoo doll

control your hair

be electricity

shoot flesh-melting bullets

gather objects

trap people in photos

chase people

be a radio tower

trap people in paper

talk

make tasty food

turn you invisible

turn you into objects

change other people's faces

control air

create life

negate causality

make zippers

redirect bullets

be a plane

create a virus

make things soft

stop objects

control iron

shrink people

be a fishing pole

make people older

rape women

teleport in water

make you lie

be invincible

create mold

melt solids

switch bodies

turn into strong

clone objects

be plankton

control weather

phase through objects

take away stands

control gravity

reset the universe

commit double suicide

enforce a bet

resurrect the dead

make people angry

attract meteors

explain feng shui

drool acid

give you alzheimers

control rods

bring back the past

make fiction real

boil water

spin your fingernails

spin infinitely

control fortune and misfortune

turn people into dinosaurs

spray meat

dimensionally travel

stop rain

make balloon dogs

play battleship

make bubbles

track smells

make screws

give you face blindness

steal memories

freeze you if you open things

attract objects to you

Stands CANNOT:

turn your skin into rocks

change your chromosomes

Why are we spoiling anons who haven't read JoJolands about Dragona?

Heaven’s Door could do all of those things althoubeitfully

because its in the first damn chapter dw bout it big man

Did we need a revelation considering Jodio called him "big bro" from the very first chapters?

Why niggas gaf about whats in other peoples pants sm anyways, not like you gonna c it anyways lmao

So that they won't read it and ruin themselves the experience. They'll stop at Jojolion knowing it just gets worse.

Can it actually?

writes "is a normal human"

rigger is cured

I'd just have my disgusted reaction and call it a day if retards didn't constantly try to make this a topic of discourse everywhere you look.

if you are so nonchalant then why do you care that other people care

Most unfunny user in this shit general

riggers can not feel empathy or love and any proof you may have seen through these volumes was merely deception. even private moments between two riggers, the rigger was probably trying to gain something. do not feel bad when you see riggers get blown to pieces

this but women

Ok JJLtranny.

I don't like JJL either

buh buh buh based

It's the chuds sperging out about how they're gonna boycott Araki or whatever because he created a crossdresser character with magical tits.

Most funny user in this shit general

Because ppl will look at a single nigga in a skirt and fill up every single one of my tabs with it

People just said they don't like dragona and you took it as some personal attack, probably because you also make your entire identity about such things

Go back.

realistically speaking, what did 100 year old tooru gain out of fingerbanging 15 year old Yasuho until she squirted

It's both ends, is right.

Why are you lying? What do you have to gain from such a thing?

What CAN'T Heaven's Door do?

Win against Josuke

heaven's door is just a hypnosis stand

b-but it made josuke fly

josuke can do that

Find Kira.

heaven's door is just heavy weather but you have to write the hypnotic suggestion in each individual person

Weza > Rohan.

I can't believe I never made the connection between Kira and Stray Cat (bubbles) working together and paralleling that with Kira and Josefumi
Man I'm slow

stray cat dies and comes back to life

just like jesus....

If you think about it, the whole reason Kira was ultimately defeated was because of Heaven's Door.

Beat bites ze dusto

people complained that JJL stands were too useless

Save Rohan from Bites the Dust

Carry a good spinoff series

Affect inanimate objects in any way.

Look into Rohan's childhood memories.

I think I prefer the more realistic Artstyle from SBR onwards compared to the earlier parts
Yeah it can get messy at times but when Araki hits it he knocks it outta the park.

He was thirsty that day

Jojolion peaked with him and this is not refutable. Sorry storytime bros, it's going downhill from here

It's true, this is a 10/10 Jojo arc, anything else would look weak to it

Happy Mother's Day

This page makes me rage. All that build up towards saving Holy only for the readers to get cucked by a rapegoblin. JJL is absolutely one of the most pointless stories in existence.

somehow fucked up my own counting and wrote 39 instead of 31 for Volume 9

I will fix it in the next update.

best volume so far also has the fewest amount of emojis.

Jojolion's art isn't bad, it's just that the subject matter is not interesting to look at

Josuke’s STEED

Is this the sexiest woman Araki has designed?

Too old

I agree honestly, that's my biggest issue with this part when it all comes down to it

Would you fuck Jobin if he was a woman?

Nice find.

Man, woman, beetle, I'd fuck Jobin in any form.

I guess Norisuke got monkey's pawed when when asked about rock human dick.
Now Haato can tell him whatever he wants to know

it's better than JJL although

What would a human/rigger hybrid life cycle look like?

Scariest power

save Rohan from MiH

Only Josefumi looks good and you greatly overestimate how often Araki pulls it off.

I don't care about your opinion. It wasn't an invitation. Argue with someone else

It's not a plot spoiler

I have yet to see a rock human commit a single crime in this story

FACT: Araki only created Dragona Joestar to make western fans of the series suffer

They most likely would have some parasitic habits although it'd be less cruel possibly? Or they'd have a skin disorder and probably would be like a mule

Damo is literally melting an entire family right this moment

DO NOT reply to rigger apologists.
IGNORE rigger apologists.
HIDE rigger apologist posts.

Rigger 1 and Rigger 2: Attempted murder and property damage for the first

Rigger 3 and Rigger 4: Obstruction of law and attempted murder

Rigger 5: Attempted murder

Rigger is our word, but you can say rigga

Would Jojolion be better if it were told chronologically and started with Kira?

attempted murder is legal in morioh

We literally just saw a bunch of them entering Japan illegally

it would be better if it was entirely SOL comedy instead of 50 chapters about chasing a guy who instantly kills you if you chase him

"Attempted murder" now honestly what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for "attempted chemistry"?

It just hit me that the timeline of Jojolion is super short
Kira and Josefumi stealing the rokakaka definitely wasn’t too long ago considering the rock human are still looking for them

It would be asinine to just convict the ones who managed to go through with the murder.

aren't most nobel prizes for unproven but plausible scientific theories

TOMORROW

Damo is literally melting an entire family right this moment

Self-defense/revenge for them killing HIS friends

They were refugees seeking asylum

Vigilante “justice” is not legal and they were not threatening Damo himself.

He should have called the cops

About 6 months

Self-defense

Unless he himself was attacked, no.

revenge

Also punishable by law.

No, it's only given after the discovery proves valuable to the scientific community. For example the double-helical shape of DNA was discovered in 1953 but didn't receive the prize until 1962. 9 years to make sure it was reasonably correct and actually had some application in medicine. These days the gap is even longer, 20-30 years between the discovery and the prize: nature.com/articles/s41599-022-01418-8
Speedwagon Foundation is still waiting on their prize for experiments conducted on the Pillar Man Santana in 1938.

Despite comprising only 13% of the population of Morioh, rock ningen account for over 52% of stand attacks.

More like less than 1% of the population

Jousuke is constantly radiating excess gay energy because the balls are constantly touching. His physical body simply cannot contain all the gayness

Why does he have four separate balls when his eyes and tongue are just halfsies?

Because the fusion isn't perfect which is why Joshuu could separate Josuke back into two people with Nut King Call Requiem in his canon spinoff Light Novel

In part 4 araki said that he wished to write that kira is the way he is because his parents were shit but he decided not to so people wouldnt sympathize with him. I like to think in this parallel universe a good mother and father redeemed him.

Sad that in this universe he failed to save his mother and not only that but she lost both of her children. She will just root alone.

Didnt you guys read the twins arc? Cops are racists towards rock humans and will shoot them on sight. Taking matters into his own hands was the only option

Josefumi should've had different stand. Jousuke already has Soft and Wet

Because it's a reference to Michelangelo's Pieta.

Desperately needs a Big Boy hat

What bum ass higher being created rock human? No like really, their sleep is literally RNG, they can’t even control that shit

They should learn to cicadian rhythmmaxx. Sleep through the winter, arrive like flowers on the newly awoken trees. Become a symbol of rebirth.

that one panel implies they evolved from higher primates like us

What evolutionary advantage does falling asleep at random times for 30-90 days confer?

Not having to sleep the other 325-275 days. Assumedly it’s triggered by certain environmental factors like real animals but no Rigga is gonna let a neurosurgeon poke around and find out.

this took way too long

Dragon Ball

make a post on an online discussion imageboard

complain about getting discussion

That panel will be retconned.

Kek

Gappy having to explain to a cured Holly her son is gone forever and her daughter got impaled through the head

Would've been a downer ending either way.

Frankly, even the revelation we got wasn't enough.
Dragona could look directly into the camera and say

I, Dragona Joestar, am a cisgendered, heterosexual male. I like to dress this way because it makes me feel cute, but I have no desire to socially or physically transition into a woman and I never will.

and they'd still call him she/her.

What stand would be the most likely to earn you a noble prize?

This really put into perspective how unhinged Gyro and Johnny was

Funny.

Rip a chunk out of a deck of cards

What would Johnny think of Kira?

Hmm, maybe Green Day if it were used for good. Penicillin was made from mold and won the prize. Gold Experience should have some medical applications as well.

Depends on what kind of nobel prize because there's a lot
Rohan could easily earn a nobel prize in literature using his stand if he could
Now I wanna see that looney tunes show episode of bugs trying to hand up his Nobel prize but with Rohan

Conceptualize the scent

Highly true, what a bunch of hypocrites

Damn I forgot about that

I'm just really confused what exact group he's meant to be in. Male that wants to have boobs?

kek

Snelly, dirty, unwashed, unsanitary

He got pressed by an evil version of yasuho for being a fence sitter. Now he's created the appearance of choosing a side while still fence sitting, allowing him to have his cake and eat it.

Male who likes to be cute. It's not elaborated on and knowing Araki it might never be elaborated. I personally think he just experimenting with the androgynous thing again like with Anasui and Tsurugi.

She will show up in part 9. Trust.

Titboy, like the opposite of a dickgirl.

is he a terrorist?

The opposite of a dickgirl is a cuntboy

Kira is unironically my favorite character in JJL.

K,b,c.

He'd encourage him to wipe out all r*gger scum.

The backstory with him and Josefumi is definitely a highlight.

Chances Jodio declares independence from the United States and forms his own nation called Jojoland by the end of part 9?

no araki literally stated he wanted characters who "break gender boundaries" as far back as part 6 with anasui, if anything the editors might've been the ones who would've prevented him adding a character like dragona if he didnt have as much tenure as he does now

No because his entire "character" is being a freak

did we read the same manga? even in the part 9 cast usagi is much more of a joshuu or even jodio could be argue is more of a freak due to being an actual psychopath, dragona if anything serves more as the straight man for a lot of the comedy

Ironically, I find Dragona more boring than the rest of the cast.

normal, non mentally ill people

jojo characters

maybe if you stopped reading after part 3

Every SBRverse part has had this is the story of page So he is at least getting an island

yeah his main appeal is that he's a bit silly and that he loves his brother cuz otherwise he seems relegated to support most of the time and doesnt get to take much of an active role

Dragona would better if he was a freak. Right now he is bullybait like Yasuho was. Not to mention Jodio slowly taking over his role as leader/plan maker.

HOLY KINOGRAPHY...

Araki has a editor who forced him to add them.

Eastern media has more tranny characters than western because they don't have insane hangups over it the way westoids do

Ege Bamyasi is an amazing album, thanks Araki.

this made my entire week, i love you anon you beautiful bastard

im a newfag to these storytimes, what does this mean i keep seeing it

kek
based
cannon

Kakyion, Bruno, Caesar.

based anon telling me the 'trvth'
cringe rigger from the pits of hell trying to 'decieve' me

If you see a rigger driving a Lamborghini that doesn't look like he's got a ¥30,000 suit on, you always stop him.

JoJo got me into prog rock, now i stimulate my prostate to I Talk To The Wind

Canon

Moist, damp, erotic Yotsuyussy

I don't remember writing this

11 years later

Hag...

It’s one of my favourite Damo moments, or Damoments for short.

Is it pronounced "DAY-mo" or "DAH-mo?

You now remember that Kars denied us of Pillar woman in his infinite faggotry

>Part 7 25th chapter was Tusk manifestation + Fatlentine introduction

Kino but back then people didn't know if he was the main villain or not

SBR must've been so confusing to read week to week cause Araki wrote it as a non JJBA title at the time but he still fucking used the same names of JJBA characters and the Zeppeli character is using a strange magical technique that he teaches to his Joestar companion

same reason as why it took so long for Jolyne to happen, he wanted to make Lisa Lisa a bigger thing but his editor said no

Could you tame a Rock human woman?

I can't believe how fucking pointless Kei was, just shows up to bury some lemons then fucking dies

I can't believe how fucking pointless X was

Seems to be a running theme in JoJolion

I'm still with that one guy that said this could have been the first jojo team that's a harem

I know she's Japanese, but my brain refuses to register her as anything but a trailer park Latina.

It just occurred to me that when we get to Jojolands, these edits will be historically accurate.

Its not a harem if its just two women

There' Yashou, Kei, Karera, and Daiya

a fugo main just won a tournament

KAKUGOBEAST
youtube.com/watch?v=HK1Zuy3aHfI

*yawn*

I love their design and I do think that Josuke does look like a mix of them more Kira of course but his face is also sorta Josefumi ish with the nose and eyes and straight hair.
I just wish we saw Josukes hair.

Schizo theory which turned into a giant meme about "Haruno" who is the Kira version of Josuke / the other fusion found dead at the start of the story is actually alive still and will come back play a major role in the story.
His name being a Giorno reference. Part 8 theories were fucking insane

Does Jousuke ever tell Kei about Josefumi and how the rock humans killed Kira?

As far as we know I don't think Kei even knew Josefumi

KIRA QUEEN

Part 7 had The World

Part 8 had Killer Queen

How the fuck is Araki gonna throw King Crimson into Part 9?

Were getting made in Heaven

November Rain is a good counter to it
No matter what Jodio can keep the barrier up

It will be used by a villian to erase the lava rock shenanigans.

I want a Jojo fight on an airport runway. I don't count Mista killing Carne
That is all

Kir8's KQ should be blue like that one SAS

I can't see that happening without the whole airport and every flight getting shut down due to two guys who are supposed to be there on the runway in a post 9/11 world

Usagi's stand is a King Crimson song

Watch him be related to SBR!Diavolo.

thx m8

Dragona, look at me. I need you to say "I want the arrow"

Why would he be related to the King of Naples from SBR

Usagi gains a second personality to cope from the trauma he's endured and that personality gets King Crimson.

KC managed to break out of death prison during the final universe reset and wreaked havoc across all verses as a result. Jesus' mission in SBR was to eventually rear stand users capable of stopping him, i.e. Josuke and Jodio.

Was Jojolion supposed to be about family bond and how it is an integral part of a human being? Rock human obviously was made to contrast with the tight-knit Higashikata Family, they have no parents, no siblings, no home, no family, even their identity is stolen, the concept of doing things for people simply because of blood relation is beyond them

I think Diavolo would be too mindbroken to do anything even if MIH cancelled his death loop. He has been experiencing death over and over again from 2001-2011.

Jojolion is a story about breaking a curse

This thread is not ready for what Damo is going to do to Norisuke, this old man suffered way too much for his family

If “curse” are consequences of ancestor’s sin, then what sin did Johnny committed for his bloodline to be cursed like that?

That makes him even more dangerous. Diavolo will have ascended to super schizo trying to erase all stand users in existence out of fear.

Everyone Yasuho met have touched her sexually, except Josuke

What stop me from being schizophrenic and have like 5 Stands for 5 voices inside my head?

BUCCIARATI! You should know that I'm the only one capable of ruling! You saw how an entire execution squad rebelled against me, how I was about to job to someone called Rice and how the arrow didn't pierce me!
So give me that arrow Bucciarati! Don't fight fate!!!

Opposing the heroic and chosen by Christ President Valentine of course!

DIO: egomaniac

Kira: autistic sadist who have OCD

Diavolo: schizophrenia patient

Pucci: Fanatic

Mental illness, not even once

Just obtain heaven, bro.

I believe Diavolo will find an "exit" one day.

His cock has touched her

I have heard theories that throughout the entirety of Part 6 finale, Pucci was being slowly infected and taken over by DIO’s bone like a parasite, it explain how he speak and do things differently
It’s scary to think that DIO could possibly live on through just one of his bone

Why is Yasuho so obsessed with Josuke? She didn’t see him for a few days and cried when they reunite like it was years

I'd like an alternate version of Part 8 where Kira and Josefumi are the protagonists simply because I'd like to see more of Killer Queen, especially if it were in the protagonist role
Also Kira would be the asshole psycho protagonist that everyone memed about Johnny being considering the way he enjoyed torturing Ojiro

I feel the message is about how your past doesn't define you and the future is yours to build. Problem is the Rock humans, I can't find a lot of thematic value in them since they're psychos by nature.

She just wants a friend that doesn't molest her
And Josuke so far hasn't
Also because her life is quiet shit

She deeply relates to his feelings of not knowing who he is because of her shitty home life

Imagine seeing a guy in real life with facial hair like Pucci's

Kars: so lucid and rational only the biggest asspull ever can stop him

Kneel.

You just don't get it.
When DIO said

I've won Jotaro

He wasn't lying.
Through his blood he infected Jotaro with the jobber virus and that's why he lost in part 6 and managed to give Pucci the aid he needed to pull everything off.
It was all calculated.
The real issue was... Polnareff. To get rid of him, DIO had to trust in his own luck and Diavolo to pull it off. And he did.

Nothing but good luck trying to tard wrangle them

Remember all the theories that one of the Higashikatas would get King Crimson because of the king naming theme?

That’s another problem with Jojolion, when you look into it there are a LOT of theme and message being built throughout the part, except Araki committed to none of them

The Neapolitan royal family fled after the revolution, and some of his descendants ended up in Hawaii.

There could have been a message about big pharma and how they restrict access to things that would help people in favor of profit but that's overlooked for the breaking of the curse

Rock humans have long lifespans and the fact that they have to keep their nature a secret means they can't form a proper legacy. All past and no future.
Josuke is an entirely new being, different from either Josefumi or Kira. All future, no past.

Underperforming Mista by one.

Wait, Hato had 'sex' with a rock human? Twice?
She has to tell us about his dick. What does it look and feel like? This is extremely important

This was funny because it’s not that he forgot her, but rather her face was covered in bandage so he can’t see who it is

Killer Queen already touched everything in this panel

Did anyone else notice the melodies of both Nella Cerniera and Dark Rebirth are in the GER ver of Traitor's Requiem because I haven't seen anyone or any wikis point it out

You don't remember him? He died to save Josuke during Trout Mask Replica

How would he fare with 0 testicles and a willy?

Holy shit Anon my sides

How do we all feel about /our/faggots?

I mean, Gappy already fill that spot
And so is Jodio

here's the crappy rocksex emoji I duck taped together last minute

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