Part 7 has some really beautiful panels.
Jojo afterparty thread
Johnny? A feminist, pro racemixing, and defense Native American rights. He’s my hero
Araki healed with the monthly release, he created a masterpiece, almost every panel can be used as a wallpaper
I fucking HATE women.
Honestly i feel like half of the jojo fans would crash out irl if DP doesnt annouce anime in a week
yes the spin can shrink page size
We love Lucy here
And Yasuho
OUR VILLAINS are now forced to share a house together. Let's be nice enough to give them a sizable house that has at least two floors with a basement. How do they fare together?
Araki did a good job with Jolyne and Lucy. It makes me wish Lisa Lisa had more to do in part 2. She doesn’t even get a cool fight moment, just jobs instantly to Kars. We don’t even get to see her interact with Joseph as a mother properly
Why is HE there?
Don't bully Doppio.
I’m seeing double over here, 4 Dio’s
Doppio moves out and lives with me.
Bossu...
I had forgotten that 70% of Catch the Rainbow was Gyro going schizophrenic.
And I forgot that Blackmore when down like a retard after being so cool beforehand.
The former was really funny, but I don't think it was meant to be.
Either the translation is scuffed to hell, or Araki has no idea what he even means with the True Man's World and just has Gyro babble about whatever comes to mind. It doesn't even mean a willingness to use violence at this point, because Gyro got mad at Johnny for that.
So who the fuck knows.
I always felt like Lisa Lisa being Joseph's mom was sort of tacked on in order to give her something of interest, because otherwise she's pretty much a lesser Will. I don't dislike her, just ambivalent to her and think she was robbed of being more... so pretty much like most of Part 2's cast that isn't named Stroheim.
*went down
Kira probably stays in basement and tried to not interact with any other villain, or interact as little as possible
Kars is one of the loud and obnoxious ones, but he also does his chores if told, maybe he'd try to get along with DIO but fails due to Pucci being in the way
Pucci of course is with DIO in every way, he is his bitch boy and he's one of the more "sane" ones, usually goes grocery shopping and cleaning for his master, tells others to get along more but it never happens...
DIO is just trying to boss everyone around, except Pucci, whom he likes the presence of and he tries to study stuff with pucci, they live next to each other or even together, depends if Pucci respects DIOs presence enough to have separate space but also they just proabably share rooms in the end
Doppio and Diavolo are inseparable, whenever they go, they go together, there is not a day in their life that they're apart, unless there's a REAL EMERGENCY when they have to separate, but the they just go back as quickly as possible to be together, Doppio tries to get along with everyone in household, while Diavolo stays away from most of them (maybe he'll try to be buddy buddy with DIO since they have similar powers at hand)
didnt read 8 and 9 so i wont comment (im reading along SBR storytime so its my first ever read), I dont know much about Valentine, Diego would definitely want to get along with DIO and maybe others too, similar to Pucci, but he wont be throwing himself onto others like Pucci...
either way, cool concept, but the real scenario is a nightmare, they would try to kill each other irl
There will never be a female Jojo main villain
Ok after rereading this arc I feel that mountain tim was wasted
He should have at least been taken out on the train trying to save Lucy
Those digits
Hold on part 9 isn't over yet
Blackmore finishing him off was a cool panel though
The quints...of truth
I...bow
It was cool but it made me realize how he could gone further
Could be fun to do that in the Sims
Diavolo is a stinky hikikomori who only leaves his room to pee, and Doppio has to bring him his breakfast, lunch and dinner to his room everyday.
I need a Doppio
So is Doppio like Trish’s dad, uncle, brother, or…
lucy survival kino
blackmore vs mountain tim kino
jesus kino
horse autism kino
Best volume in Jojo
why aren't we reading color version instead? except for the first few volumes, they're pretty good
No
Most people here don't like losing the vibe of the plain scans, and also what it often does to the shading
I've still been sticking with them if just because they don't change all the names
I really like how respectful Araki is when handling Jesus
They all molest Doppio while Diavolo seethes in the corner
Is the area of effect for Ringo Roadagain's time rewind ability universal or is it just limited to a certain radius? Also does it rewind time itself, like was the time they spent lost in the orchard not actually progressing much since he kept rewinding time?
I'm admittedly tempted to do that just to witness the chaos.
But Doppio is right there? (Basically a woman)
How did you feel the first time reading SBR and Jesus appeared? I know a lot of people were probably spoiled about his role in the part but every time he made an appearance I thought it was unadulterated kino. It really adds a special mysticism that elevates the entire part.
Tooru is the one guy who pops in and out all the time and nobody is really even sure if he lives there or not
I assume its like King Crimson where it only makes sense if the ability works within a radius.
Mainly because Jesus doesn't do much in the story other than tell people to keep pursuing their goals
I'm surprised people don't have a problem with his mummified body being passed around for super powers
After everything in Part 6, I guess that was the only place you could build up to.
Diavolo too
Naruto is dumping both the b/w scans + the color version, but since we're going volume by volume that would double the dump time and also double the threads, probably not worth it
Naruto chapters are also 17-19 pages long. It’s not worth doing a colored story time at the same time
Bossu is a very manly man
ColoredColoredColoredColoredColored
Every single thread we get it you're an ADHD zoomer who needs visual stimulation when reading
Did you see Tooru come by?
Who?
The guy with the weird hair.
...That doesn't narrow it down.
My boyfriend hit me again?
Based
Johnny…
more of an uncle i suppose? Diavolo IS the father but at the same time its 2 souls in one body so...idk, more of a step-dad then?
OH NO NO NO NO, Fugokeks... what the fuck happened!?
Looks like other people already had the idea, so at least there's readymade skins out there
He has pink hair and wears lipstick. Practically a bitch.
The True Man's World is genuine schizophrenic nonsense.
Gyro is a schizoid.
Which Jojo characters have entered the true man’s world?
I don’t even mind Spin being nonsense because making a power centered around the golden rectangle is pretty cool. Araki’s dedication to over exaggerating science is a fun aspect of JoJo
Next you're gonna say Anasui is a woman
Hot Pants...
yes
where the fuck is this? also if i saw them, instabuy, even if my credit card would suffer
definitely would get that Trish, she slays
every JoJo character that has been assraped
Thoughts?
My HERO Narancia mogs FAGo
Yup!
Well...
Looks fun, i didnt touch sims games since 2012...tempted to pirate one and put all jojo characters into it
Jolyne
Slut
That’s Johnny
CGI episodes.
Green Johnny.
Filler episodes.
Another person voices Diego.
Censorship.
Batch release.
Can anyone link me the DIU dump thread where kira went "my name is kira yoshikage, im 33 years old" to shigechi?
Tomodachi life Jojos.
that one is actually true anon...
Yes.
That screenshot of Pucci posing with Weza screaming on the back always gets me
Weather Report's wife.
Yup its part 7 time
It doesn't even mean a willingness to use violence at this point, because Gyro got mad at Johnny for that.
In this moment it meant becoming sigma. Gyro only started beating Diego when he let go of his obsession with him and focused only on his own success. True victory in this case was rising so far above Diego that Diego doesn't register as a threat anymore, he doesn't even exist. Gyro got mad at Johnny because Johnny put himself in a situation where he had to attack Diego, thus acknowledging him.
need the JP version of this page plesse
The things anons would do to this Trish figure...
Hope they get a bit creative with the hair colors cuz there's too much blonde in the cast if we go by the "cannon" colors: Johnny, Gyro, Diego, Lucy and Valentine
I'd be fine with green Diego fuck it
Give Gyro a dark blonde and Valentine white hair
Go ahead, put it on.
Ok
Now what?
mountain tim gets instantly slapped by blackmore
blackmore gets btfo by gyro and johnny within a chapter
as kino as the art was it ultimately felt pretty forgettable
I'd do it, no kidding
I think they will age up lucy
Green Johnny
Yellow Gyro
Poorly drawn horses
Voice cast is very different
We get 48 episodes but one batch release per year
Scenes cut off for censorship
weird movement with horses/dinosaurs to save animation time
Aging up characters and now Lucy is 16-17
Give Johnny Blonde hair and Diego Blue hair.
Lets GO. I reject my humanity ANOOOONS!
Give Johnny light brown hair
Yellow Gyro
Never happened.
Diego's hair is blonde, but becomes green after he absorbs Scary Monsters. THE WORLD Diego is blonde.
I was just making shit up anon...
Yellow Diego
Johnny
Light blonde
Gyro
Greyish blonde
Lucy
Regular blonde
Diego
Golden blonde
Valentine
Dark blonde
I said that yesterday. Blackmoore has great visuals but the fight is pretty shit, and arguably out done by the Diego encounter depending on how you feel about racing strategy. Hell I'm pretty sure the diego thing only happened to extend the arc. Blackmoore can't do much offensively and has to rely on his enemies to fall on his sword. Meanwhile the rain keeps his enemies from doing much either unless they want to die. It's basically a forced stand still.
Johnny with anime Jonathan’s blue hair would look good if his outfit was white
Voice cast is very different
Do we want Yasuyuki Kase to voice Valentine again? He did great on EOH and original ASB but he was by far one of the most lackluster voices in ASBR alongside Bruno
ok but hear me out
give Gyro green highlights/streaks
Di Molto!
Johnny? will be ginger.
Gyro? will be have gray hair.
Diego? will have green hair.
Lucy? will have pink hair.
Valentine? will have white hair.
You will not get ANY blonds and you WILL like it
gyro will have platinum blonde
johnny blue
Valentine's hair is white like a powdered wig
Would be based
Ginger hair Johnny
ngl sounds good, at least its better than having 8 blondies at the same time
*kisses u*
Buffny
Blackmore was too cool and strong, that Araki just had to throw him out because he couldn't kill him off otherwise.
he didn't skip arm day
Lil Emporio
Filler episodes
Lol, lmao even. If there is one thing DP won't do, it's filler episodes. They usually cut as much corners as possible. You should have mentioned overall cheap animation, because it's bound to happen.
let him race
I'm not sure I really enjoyed the choice of doing the Diego race in-between Blackmore's acquisition of the corpse and his actual fight.
Hey how come Tooru doesn't have to pay rent?
Cause he's the landlord
No he's not, that old guy with the cane is our landlord
Is he really 89 years old?
I think I could make green Johnny work. I will put my (shitty) editing skills to the test.
Toru uses Wonder of U to fuck with them while also living at the house rent free
Holy fuck... something interesting for this fucker.
green Johnny would work but it solely depends on which shade of green and the colors of hair and stars need to match for it to even look good
Johnny, dump him. I'll treat you so much better
kind of surprised how shit the part 7 scans are. for being commonly dubbed the "best jojo part" you'd think there'd be a better scan job by now.
green Johnny would work
Any color scheme that isn't white shirt/blue pants is a travesty
Tooru
Kek. This makes for a good sitcom.
You should have mentioned overall cheap animation
Part 5 and 6's animation always looked very odd to me, while at the same time it looks like they have visual effects more detailed than previous parts. Did they cut corners on animation and focused more on vfx?
Tusk came back this chapter
I missed him so much...
what about blue pink?
tumblr filenames
you want me to berate you, is that it?
Yellow Gyro is real and if dubs he will be used in the anime
takes the red pill once
shits on women and beats his boyfriend
Why is Gyro like this?
tumblr
nigga i just googled jjba johnny
he's living in a "true mans world" now
Better than green Johnny, but still inferior.
He was 100% right btw. If you are shooting at a Dio make it count or they come back to bite your ass.
if your image doesnt have the word tumblr in it you can safely assume I didnt mean you
He's just like me fr
Was Ringo the Andrew Tate of the 1800s?
filename*
God Tsurugi is so sexy....
What if Jobin was a pedo?
Joseph and Johnny are both vastly sluttier than Jolyne
How fucked are we if this happens?
i realized that johnny has had 1 victory in this whole thing
If they don’t pay rent, then Tooru has WoU drop calamities on everyone.
that image
Kars would just absorb DIO, let's be honest
Japanese import store, it's cheaper elsewhere and yet cheaper in Yen but I still bought a Narancia there. I was going to put it somewhere but when I showed it to my sister she told me she wanted it (before) cause Narancia is her favorite (Mista second) so I gave it to her.
What if?
WoU causes calamities if they're late for rent
But when they get enough money and try to find him to pay rent, he still inadvertently causes calamities
IT'S A FULL HOUSE ALRIGHT
mrs. robinson
Basically did nothing.
boom booms
Saved the team, got the win.
oyecomava
Helped some.
pork pie hat kid
Carried the fight, Gyro got the finisher
scary monsters
60/40 in favor of Gyro
true man's world
Had to job for Gyro's character arc
blackmore
Basically did nothing.
implying bossu wouldn't use piss bottles
Giorno steals and drinks them every time he visits the house to spend time with Dio btw
kek
Jobin lives in the shed behind the villains house in Tooru's garden
Why'd the thread quality tank so hard with part 7? There's somehow even less actual discussion going on than before
No Anime To Compare It To
full house memes
Sure why not
Jotaro would live next door and DIO and Pucci would constantly fuck with him like using MiH to grow a tree in the backyard that specifically leans JUST enough over Jotaro's fence to piss him off
Actual discussion or criticism of the part tends to result in schizo meltdowns by a few deranged fanboys, so people have probably quit even trying, and just mindlessly shitpost to pass the time.
You werent there for part 5 I'm guessing? Though you are right in that the lack of actual discussion is strange.
My BELOVED horse Silver Bullet
Most of Jojo discussions revolve around "Why didn't character do X?" or "How did character do X?" and this volume didn't have a lot of those.
Kars
Wonder of U
Why are you fags using localization shit? I Bet you fags bitched about zipper man during part 5
Full house
Often faggy and OOC writing but I won't accept the house being anyone's but Kira in Morioh.
Do we actually know the gender of any of the horses? The translator using "he" isn't enough to tell because Japanese isn't as gendered as English.
Going by the name you'd guess Valkyrie is female, but Araki also named a dude Mrs. Robinson in this same part.
From my POV, the central narrative has become pretty straightforward, the SPIN is no longer quite so egregious due to TURBO hax, and I'm only half-reading the horse sections.
The HUNGER/DARK KAKUGO arguments burned out on Tuesday.
(male)
Kek at the file name
Slow Dancer is a girl
Sorry, カーズ and ワンダー・オブ・U.
Higashikata house after a Tooru victory would explain why he's the land lord.
Nut King Call sounds like it'd be a localization name but it isn't.
Lucy's cunny belongs to Johnny
I like when Araki warps the name of the reference a bit to make it fit what the stand does like Jailhouse Lock and The Hand
Makes sense for our villians to live in Morioh, the town best know for its population consisting mostly of cruel assholes and deranged sociopaths.
Slow Dancer is female, they're both best girls
Side note, I love how Johnny says "Surow Dansah!" in the games
CUTE ASS GHOST KID GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
ZA UONDA OFU YU
nobody...
George Joestar x Diego’s mother.
Johnny and Diego growing up as step brothers AU
George would let Diego borrow the boots
I love the synergy of SD and Johnny in the game, they're extremely OP when together.
Imagine Johnny’s seethe.
localization
Fucking cursed image
All those gainz . . . Lost like Josuke screaming in the rain . . .
no Erina
Diego steals Johnny’s first kiss instead
My Aztec god of fitness, what have they done to you...
just localization btw
How did he degrade so much bros?
I don't see this Wamuu doing shit like the Divine Sandstorm or gouging his eyes out.
has the U sticking out of his name in japanese like a sore thumb
"durr localization"
I love usagi
Incredibly half assed edit as a proof of concept that Green Johnny could work.
He's a cute.
It could work, but why would they fucking do that?
Kars doesn't need to eat anymore but has an insane craving for vampire so he keeps trying to eat Dio.
given the storytime so far, are there any fixes/additions you're hoping the anime does when it drops? honestly hoping they drop in a little horse and old west facts along the beginning, but that's just me.
More Sandman
Try and make the True Man's World stuff less clumsy.
I don't know how you do that without rewriting a lot.
retcon fat Valentine or explain that he got fit through body surfing
fix Johnny's backstory so it mentions the daddy issues right off the bat at least instead of retconning it later like Araki did
Start 7SU
Take the personality quiz
Get fucking Napalm Death
I would hate to have this stand IRL.
I fucking love horse race segments in SBR. I'm autistic and I loved horses as a kid. When characters talks about anything else it's harder for me to focus, but when they start talking about horses and racing techniques my mind locks in
Why is Gyro like this?
have perfect excuse for why Valentine got in shape suddenly
Araki instead says "oh he just suddenly started working out and I changed it cuz I felt like it"
Was he trolling with this?
MY HERO
....and Gyro I guess
Johnny lightly admonishes Gyro for being a pig
gets punched
Gyro is a CHUD
I got howilng wolf. Its kinda boring for what stands shoul be in the game. If I have it irl I would have found it boring as fuck too but then get too attached to it after a while desu
More like a CHAD
Hot Pants warped his fragile mind.
Not like this Diegokeks…
I have a very vague memory of riding a horse when I was about 4 or 5. I believe it was for some type of therapy, but I'm not sure if it was for mental or physical therapy. All I really remember was that the horse was named Blackjack.
Get that w*man off you RIGHT FUCKING NOW, JOESTAR!
Get that cheating pink haired cunt away from him
Johnny is MINE
Concerning Fatty Valentine
Keep him fat until Lucy stabs him, then when he goes under the chair and comes back out he's muscular Valentine.
Based horse autist
Rina...
Why Tusk look like that?
Nah. The scene where he shows his scars and rapes Lucy wouldn't work if he's fat. Making him fit from beginning is the safest option and doesn't affect the plot in any way.
Being a non-D4C Valentine must be pretty spooky. You're busy living your life, then without warning some guy comes in, essentially implants his whole mind into you, gives you a cool power and dies, but now you're no longer yourself and you have to leave your life and loved ones behind while working around a bunch of dopplegangers of them.
Have the villagers actually call Sandman Soundman, and everyone else during the race Sandman.
culo
Gyro...
He's a chuuniMAN
Post Tusk act I
You guys are putting a lot of faith into DP when they didn't fix any issues with P6's plot
Johnny with a w*man feels wrong
They helped part 5 very much with their additions and fixed part 4's pacing issues. Since part 7 is popular people think they will also give special care for it like they did before.
He marries a girl...
and he becomes her wife
There's nothing wrong with part 6's plot.
Wait
Wasn't Johnny in the top 5 at the end of the SBR or was he disqualified? he should've gotten money
Part 5 and 4 got the love it needed because it's popular in Japan. Part 6 and 7 are unpopular in Japan so nobody fucking cares
Because DP has usually been pretty good at the little details, like giving Jonathan, Joseph, and Josuke the birthmark or having Jotaro read marine life magazines. I don't expect anything that's massively changed, but I do expect the smaller things like that.
he didn't finish after Diego hit him with Tusk Act 4
Rina was a really good wife (husband)
when they didn't fix any issues with P6's plot
IIRC in the miraschon fight they changed the ending slightly and i thought the anime solution made more sense. But they also removed Jolyne calling Foo a queer so FUCK DP
Since part 7 is popular
Bro it's in the bottom 3 for Japs with SO and JJL
NTA but i refuse to believe this is the case when no RECENT poll has ever been provided in these threads. I'll consneed if you have any RECENT proof however
See
and
It was in the top 4 as of 2018.
4. Caesar vs Wamuu
11. Risotto vs Doppio
12. Koichi vs Kira
fuck these japs
AIIIIIEEEEEEE WHY IS THE PROTAGONIST WHITE HE SHOULD BE JAPANESE
Japan has such horrid taste
I wish part 7 anime looked more like part 2 adaptation... but it will look closer to part 5 or 6
damn... i concede... does that mean SBR will be getting the SO anime treatment?
I need a lucywife NOW
Part 2 was so pretty
Why is Battle Tendency so low in one list but really high on the other?
Caesar is the death that hit them the hardest? Really?
the 30k+ votes list has Part 2 in 88th and Part 5 in 54th
the 40k+ votes list has both jump into the top 20
I FUCKING LOVE HORSE RACES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unironically
Shigechi over Jolyne
oh for fuck's sake
40+ votes list is filled to the brim with fujos I bet
I always wonder if these painfully telegraphed "this is the part you should feel happy/sad about" narrative strategies work and then I see nip popularity polls
DP does switch up the pacing. I just hope they don't cut anything out. I think it might even work out if the whole thing is 3D.
desu. i could forgive a lot of the earlier fights for dragging or having laughable amounts of spin bs but true man's has been one of my least favorites, and i really wanted to like it.
Is this made by fujos?
Caesar's death is carried extremely hard by Joseph and Lisa Lisa's reactions. The anime probably had a helping hand.
Caesar in 1st
VA in 1st
Shigechi more painful than Jolyne
no Civil War, Sugar Mountain or High Voltage in top 10
oh this can go fuck right off
Aw man...
For the sake of convenience,
30k+ Votes List
33. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders (Part 3)
50. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable (Part 4)
54. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind (Part 5)
55. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood (Part 1)
88. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency (Part 2)
95. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run (Part 7)
109. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (Complete Manga)
186. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean (Part 6)
Unlisted: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: JoJolion (Part 8)
40k+ Votes List
16. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind (Part 5)
19. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency (Part 2)
23. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable (Part 4)
25. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (Complete Manga)
26. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders (Part 3)
40. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood (Part 1)
44. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run (Part 7)
50. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean (Part 6)
69. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: JoJolion (Part 8)
Jojolion isn't even UP there
Oh they were pissed at that ending too
foof...
Re: Why everyone isn't triggered about Jesus Christ, despite the bizarre Mormon/early heretic stuff Araki is drawing on, this is so far one of the most respectful depictions of Him in manga and even the broader category of sequential art.
Because the rabid side of Christianity doesn't read jojo
Also Jesus doesn't say or do things that would be considered disrespectful
Guh what a useless retard . . .
Christians do not care that much they might point a finger but that's it.
The rabid side of Christianit
Lol
If they didn't have a problem with Eva's lazy use of christian themes then they won't have a problem with this
Part 4 and 5 just keep on winning
I have only seen Christians being happy Jesus is in Jojo.
That essentially happens in Jorge
All of the evil, horrible, unwell people in this manga... I could've fixed all of them...
Have anyone come any closer to finding a full cut of the 2007 movie yet?
Part 5 that high
Japs really do have shit taste.
Sometimes I wonder if Japanese fans of certain parts just never read/watched other ones.
Women are bad luck
He's right, y'know.
. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run (Part 7)
. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean (Part 6)
44. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run (Part 7)
50. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean (Part 6)
Unlike Muslims, Christians are only happy to see respectful portrayers of JC even if it's bullshit schizo shit
Unlike Muslims
And Jews when it comes to Moses.
Did jews have a problem with prince of egypt?
Caesar is the death that hit them the hardest? Really?
That's literally the only thing I agree on with the japs
"It was carried by Joseph and Lisa Lisa's reactions" cope. Doesn't change the fact it's the most kino scene in the series overall. And the anime cemented it with a fucking opera song written specifically for it, amazing direction and voice acting.
They dislike depections of Moses in general.
mmmmmm keep him skinny but one of the extra valentines later should be a fatty just for me.
Jotaro, Kakiyon, Josuke, Mista, Abbachio, Weather but only after he got his memories back, and Bobby. I think at least. I'm only running on an approximation of what I think the true man's world is.
not yet and i doubt somebody will ever find it since the thing is probably rotting in some closet
What are you basing this on?
I would like to know why you think that. From how you describe it, it sounds like it's only as good as it is because of the anime, which I think is unfair to other deaths in the series. Personally, I feel it's only fair to judge them based on the manga, which is where the playing field is even.
Jolyne, Weather, Rikiel
Jotaro
father figure
Kek.
I'm just happy to see Gyro not jobbing
Meryl Mei will not be /our/ villainess
It's so over...
Meryl Mei will remain /our/ heroine
We're so back.
Kek based
The True Man's World is less of a coherent philosophy and more of a mantra to strengthen your resolve.
Trying to find a meaning is missing the point. What matters is that it feels like it means something to the speaker.
Like all Jojo schizobabble.
I feel like, as with any time ability, it's universal.
Why would it only work within a certain radius?
I haven't read part 9 but after part 8 I don't trust Arhacki to write female characters.
Why?
Nah he got into traps after jojolion. He's left the real women alone.
Joseph not squarely in himbo
Jotaro on the verge of criminal and father figure
Josuke the closest to being a beefcake
Giorno and Johnny anywhere in the bottom half
Jolyne on the list at all
Gappy in sensitive soul
Absolute garbage.
Of all of the protagonists, Jolyne is ironically the one deepest into the True Man's World.
too much blonde
Nonsense. This is the blonde Part.
Switch Johnny and Valentine, and you're golden.
The time reversal involves you still having the subconscious feeling of completing your actions.
If Ringo's ability could be 'felt' globally, everyone in the world would feel that disconnect between what they thought they just did and what they are actually currently doing, and it would lead to like thousands of industrial accidents and shit every time.
How different would SBR be if that kid decided to be a pussy and not shoot Johnny?
Another person voices Diego.
Would be the most retarded thing DP has ever done.
Fate would just take Johnny's legs
I was going to say "Not very much", because they'd still job to sunlight, but picture this:
DIO
The Pillar Men
Weather
Blackmore
Is that not the most busted team ever? Weather could completely counter the sunlight disadvantage.
Gyro dies to Mrs. Robinson
no one finds the Left Arm
Diego gets both Eyes and then the Spine
Hot Pants dies to Ringo
Gyro probably dies a lot earlier while Johnny lives it up having threesomes with random whores like he used to then probably dies of an STD sometime later.
But would he win the race?
Gyro? He'd probably get killed by the PPHK.
Horses animated by James Baxter
Music by Taku Iwasaki
White hoodie blue pants Johnny, no lipstick
Stone Ocean at #6, barely above Phantom Blood and JJL
Jolyne vs Pucci at #10 (doesn't specify if this is the handcuffs duel, C-Moon, or MiH)
Stone Free not even in top 20, Weather Report is the only top 20 SO stand and it's behind shit like Gold Experience and Purple Haze
Jolyne (and squad)'s death(s) at #9 below greedy shit Shigechi's, jobber Ceasar's, and already-walking corpse Bruno's
Why do they hate our gal so much?
They fixed a bit of Pucci vs Wes/Annasui.
How would you fix EoH's story? Is there anyway a multipart jojo fighting game can have a good story?
By that point they unironically should have enough money to do this, what the fuck, Jojo is like a 9 billion dollar franchise
For one, have Jonathan be active in the story and instead of Jotarowank, just have all the JoJo's beat the shit out of Dio as a team.
Done.
Johnny, no lipstick
everybody else is fair game then?
no lipstick
Good so I can watch in front of other people
beefy thighs
Bueno.
Blackmore has visions of christ and deepens his religious convictions
immediately becomes a bumbling retard
What did Araki mean by this?
male pecs
yikes
Idol worship of President Valentine
Johnny doesn't beat Diego.
Japan hates women and has shit taste.
Anon Babble was the same way until Part 6 storytime fixed their brains.
Too strong of a personality while not being a clown.
Part 6 is the 'weird part' with weird stands and a weird philosophy.
While the anime has yet to make a shit OP song, will SBR's ED song be better or worse that Freek'n You?
America becomes a full on dystopic empire, Johnny shags an American girl, and Joseph grows up hating his guts until 「 F A T E 」forces him to get his act together and take down King Hoover.
will SBR's ED song be better or worse that Freek'n You?
It'll be hard to top the best ED.
If it's not a Yes song, I....
Won't be doing anything, but I'll be slightly miffed.
Mandom would be a good ED but it wouldn’t top Freek’n You.
there's no way this list wasn't mostly comprised by filthy animeonly voters
miss these freaks...
I simply didn't feel as much for any death in the manga, besides Jonathan's. Anime failed to elevate any other death scene besides Caesar's. It was simply the best material for adaptation, with the dramatic build up and reactions. Other death scenes never had that potential to begin with. And even in the manga, I fail to remember any other death in the OG universe with a proper mourning, Caesar's was the closest I would point at. It had focus. That's just how I see it.
Charming Man wanting to ditch Usagi made me laugh
My gals.
Female Gyro still has the beard
shows that she is italian
I want to fuck fem Diego while she’s in full dinosaur form
What if she had squares on her pubes instead? I think that's a fair compromise.
Ruined.
She wouldn’t trim her pubes into neat squares.
Literally the end of the rest of the world as Valentine would win and Gyro would be long dead
Improved.
fem Johnny would have small boobs and a fat ass
Sexo
Johnny would probably have the same hair style and length he already has if he were a girl, why do rule 63 artists have to be so uncreative?
Anon Babble was the same way until Part 6 storytime fixed their brains.
Part 6 still gets shit even after
Now though there's more appreciation for jolyne
You barely even have to do anything to Johnny to make him a girl. Literally trying too hard.
she would have a jungle down there
Come to think of it, Johnny kinda dresses like a Hot Topic girl in his base outfit. He doesn't need the stupid pant cut outs, just make his shirt a crop top and give him tits and, boom, girl
Milf Johnny
Nah I still think part 6 sucks and Jolyne feels forced, I don't have recency bias like some spineless fags here
This, keep it simple with Joni.
You have better taste than the Japs, huh? Name YOUR top five deaths.
Everything about 6 besides Jolyne and Pucci and the violence is wasted potential.
I love how FemJohnny is just always on the verge of tears kek..
That’s just Johnny in general
Gyro mogs, especially since Johnny is given more time to process it
Johnny's already an emotional person, give him a woman's body and hormones and there you go.
That's just regular Johnny.
retard animeonlies are gonna hate him for it even though it's never framed as as character trait he has to grow out of and it doesn't get in the way of him getting shit done
Literally no. Hot Topic girls dyed their hair black, wore racoon makeup, chokers, graphic tees and all black clothing.
t. went to school during the peak hot topic phase
switched to monthly
sarted going crazy with the art
Yup.
Doppio
Diego (Scary Monsters)
Gyro
Avdol&Iggy
Kakyoin
NTA, but:
5. Keicho
4. Wamuu
3. Jonathan
2. Bruno (his final departure)
1. Everyone at the end of SO
Narancia
Marco
Hot pants
Stroheim
Mark
Nah, look at modern Hot Topic, it's star print blue jeans and white hoodies errywhere
t. Girl
retard animeonlies are gonna hate him
Girl animeonlies are gonna go CRAZY about his, but in all the most annoying ways, so get ready for that.
By the end of the dump everyone will realize Valentine was right
If I put that mask on and got blood on it, what would happen?
No.
You'd stop aging and develop a complex about your older sisters.
recency bias
Are you the same anon that said that he doesn't need his opinions changed from a re-read or something like that?
Dio & Diego's wives.
No I read the entirety of Steel Ball Run recently and the ending only made me hate Valentine
Valentine is basically the exact same as Pucci in terms of morality. The only difference is that Valentine is just doing his job to the best of his ability. Of course, he'd still absolutely ruin the entire world, including America, while trying to accomplish this goal, but y'know.
Valentine literally proves why he can't be trusted. He's a bigger snake than the guy that can turn into a reptile.
This.
40k list has part5 the highest
All Fugofans
He had more time
Sucking fem Jonathan's cowtits while fucking fem Johnny in the ass...
do you guys think Blackmore is going to heaven or hell?
Ermes is always shown with the same skintone as Jolyne
fanart makes her brown because she's Mexican or black because she has dreds
bro I'll totally give you another Gyro, you can trust me!!
lied
Valentine a shit
Hell for idolatry
Hell for being gay
Why did Weather Report behave like a wild violent misogynist when he first got his personality back but then dropped that completely in a few pages?
Her being tan just feel right
Araki didn't like it
So he changed it and pretended it didn't happen
fem!Jonathan paizuri while fem!Johnny sitting her fat tushy on your face
Light brown is fine. Straight up black is just Tumblrite faux inclusivity.
probably trying to get anasui to kill him later
He was really fucked up by his memories returning
Araki changed his mind
Tumblrfags being tumblrfags
He remembered he got mindraped and falsely convicted of murder all because of a girl and a gay priest. Wouldn't you after all that?
It didn't feel like he dropped it to me. It felt like a sudden aggressive jolt to life followed by a laser focus on killing Pucci, then getting put out of his misery. The backstory showed pretty clearly that he had gone off the deep end and turned evil before Pucci erased his memory. It's just that when he woke up, he was immediately thrust into battle against the motherfucker who did this to him.
he knew this was the last chance to let himself go like that
Can Gyro make her boobs spin too?
That sounds incredibly painful.
Those women were stupid and annoying
What type of porn would each Joestar enjoy?
no, she can make yours spin as a treat if you think about cheating
An SBR game where the routes you take/how long you take fighting each enemy determines your placement in the race would be interesting
So do the nail bullets.
kaato could've been the first
would she have been better than tooru? or do you guys prefer jobin as the main antagonist over her? her first appearance DOES feel a lot like "the real main antagonist" showing up with jobin being more like diego or risotto
Nope,he came out and told Anasui to kill him immediately after he kills Pucci. Weather snapping was his enjoying some final moments of freedom before fighting Pucci for the last time.
Spoiler
She'd make a good final villain once Jobin gets taken out
Jesus....
Before he got his memories taken away he was overwhelmed by insanity and that instantly returned when he remembered everything. Anasui's presence made him regain his composure quickly.
he knew he was going to traumatize and possibly kill hundreds after he got his memories so where is the harm in electrocuting some bimbos?
alternatively he thought anasui would find it fun
Anime failed to elevate any other death scene besides Caesar's
I would argue Kakyoin's did. Music was very pretty and well crafted, Joseph gets a nice line about taking back Jonathan's body for Erina, Kakyoin struggling to summon Hierophant Green and even failing until he sees DIO rush towards Joseph, and of course the acting itself provided by Daisuke Hirakawa and Unsho Ishizuka were great.
I fail to remember any other death in the OG universe with a proper mourning
To be fair, most deaths in JoJo are usually in the middle of fight. Their mourning is usually in the middle of a battle, such like Kakyoin's death. That said, I still think brief mourning has weight and meaning. My problem with Caesar's death is that despite the anime elevating it and the reactions to it are great, it doesn't affect me as a reader. I don't hate him because he's a "useless jobber", but I do think as a character he isn't terribly charming (which is a supporting cast wide issue for Part 2, barring Stroheim) and never really feels like Joseph's rival, best friend, or equal. He had the potential, but the execution fell flat. It also feels like it only happens for the sake of having a big death near the end, much like Narancia's: he didn't need to die, but did so for the sake of upping the stakes at the end.
none at all, he's too pure
he was too early to experience it in his prime, but classic 70s smut with mustaches and hairy chests and full bush
Playboys
vanilla JAV stuff and pinku on VHS
live erotic theater performances
mostly gay porn, little bit of lesbian sprinkled in. no straight.
Tijuana bibles
probably Playboys too, but he's got a GF, so he wouldn't jerk off
weird rule 34 and Tiktok gooner comps
I drew them
i'm still confused about that. it's been a while since i've read this part, but doesn't fat valentine get killed and immediately replaced with buff valentine anyway? why would the answer be anything other than "valentine switched to a buff version of himself from another world"? like, i swear both fat and buff valentine are in the same chapter
Based Jodio
Eh, I'm just Johnny's nails detach painlessly. You know if they hurt, we'd be hearing about it every single time he shoots someone.
Maybe it's because I was reading Jojolion monthly for a while, but I entirely forgot what Jobin's appeal as a main villain even was. So yeah, I think Kaato would've been a better villain than him. The whole Part is about moms after all.
Panel by panel fat Valentine turns into fit Valentine and then dies and returns.
*I'm sure, whoops
Too high quality for these threads
Why did you make Johnny a freak?
Diofag awake
Thread over
jonathan
porn existed at the time? and probably something really tame by the standards of that era and regret it afterwards
joseph
nude models, celebrities and whatever else magazines had to offer
jotaro
only magazines but tasteful shit
josuke
basically the same as his dad but would rarely watch it
giorno
i dont know, vintage italian porno i guess
jolyne
mix of porn centered around handsome males, romantic stuff and some hardcore
johnny
before the shot: nothing, he fucks
after: nothing, too embarassed to try it
Araki was going to reuse his idea of a team member being evil, that he discarded for Fugo, but then he decided he still wasn't up for it.
Pedo Johnny canon
When people say they like Catch the Rainbow, they're actually referring to the previous arc, the Green Tombstone arc, which includes the scenes of Lucy trying to escape, Tim the Mountain's death, and Blackmore being a competent and smart antagonist.
The actual Catch the Rainbow arc is just a continuation of True Man's World, and its most memorable part is the very brief scene where Blackmore meets Jesus and is shoot down by Lucy, while the rest of the arc is about Gyro trying to be like Ringo.
Jonathan fapped to the thought of ankles showing and hated himself for it ever since
I genuinely believed Kaato might have been the boss at one point because he stand was similar to Valetines and we already had a thing of every previous boss having time powers. So all the new universe having space/warp powers made sense at the time
What's the most spammed meme for every part? Off the top of my head, Part 1 is hands down "Kono Dio da!" but I'm not too sure about the others. Can saying Ora/Muda count? If so, that's probably Part 3's, but I'm really not sure.
I personally hate when they just trace a manga panel and use it as a PNG without even doing any of the fun composition and color changes of part 1 and 2.
Oh, and bland and uninspired soundtrack instead of resurrecting Ennio Morricone.
Part 4’s is the Kira copypasta
Ora/Muda definitely if we're counting it, but if not then maybe "Nobody can just deflect the Emerald Splash!" for part 3. Giorno drinking piss maybe for part 5, and part 6 might be snailposting. would "Your next line is..." work for part 2?
dio and jotaro walking
Roundabout technically, but it's really Kono Dio da
SHIZA! or "Your next line is"
Probably saying ORAORA
talking about Josuke's hair
Kono Giorno Giovanna (or just calling Part 5 gay)
Jotaro loves Koichi more than Jolyne, or Jolyne masturbating ONE TIME
Pizza Mozzarella
probably the fried chicken song, or just saying that Gappy has four balls. Slim pickings.
not much so far, but Jodio being the first zoomer Jojo led to a lot of dumb jokes
Kek. My little brother literally has that SpongeBob pic as his TikTok profile.
would "Your next line is..." work for part 2?
That and Joseph can win fight via Looney Tunes logic.
resurrecting Ennio Morricone
In the year of our Lord, 1966+59? That WOULD be bland and uninspired.
Valentine is basically the exact same as Pucci in terms of morality.
Both are shit, yes. BOSSU on the other hand...
I didn't forget
gun pointed at Mountain Tim's head
Rude.
Same...
what the fuck does any of this mean
it’s over emoji
Thanks! :holycorpseeye: :holycorpseye: :enyaba:
So, is Jojo Jesus is really son of God, or really powerful Stand User?
How many know historials figures is Stand User?
:diegosmug:
Sex with johnny
Rina…
Based rina
Unnamed male nurse . . .
I'm still not sure if this was an artistic choice or if Araki really thought readers would forget shit with the chapters being monthly instead of weekly.
True Man's World doesn't make sense if you apply logic to it and how it should reasonably correspond to Gyro's behavior, but it's kino regardless. It's just fucking cool
He just likes to draw
slow dancer....
Volume 8 didn't play around
TMW is basically "do what YOU want"
My favorite ship is Valkyrie X Silver Bullet
Are we talking in general or in the storytime? If it's in general it's
1: Kono Dio da
2: Awaken my masters!
3: RODO RORA DA! WRRRRRRRRRY!
4: X really steals? No dignity./Duwang in general
5: That's bullshit but I believe it
6: Gay priest
7: "Tell him to eat shit, Johnny!" "Tell him yourself!"
8: 89 years old?/Josuke, I'll only say this once...
Silver Bullet is for Gets Up.
89 years old?/Josuke, I'll only say this once...
I can hardly wait
Trans rights
Yeah, I was talking in general. If we were going off the storytime, Farmsworth clears for every part.
I can't wait for volume 22
can't forget about Koichi-kun worship
I Promise [PROMISE]
You Promise [PROMISE] to stop? [STOP]
I Promise [PROMOSE]
Between those two definitely artistic choice because he uses the same emojis 3 times in the same page somtimes
If an artist chooses to draw a character off model, then I do not believe they have any right to say what the character is or isn't.
it's an artistic interpretation
Drawing DIO as a chibi and having less details than the original art is an artistic interpretation. An art style looking different from the source is also an artistic interpretation. Those are merely byproducts. Drawing a character inaccurately is not a byproduct of either, it's an intentional choice the artist chose to make to fit the character to their liking. In this picture, the artist decided to draw Dragonia black instead of tan. That's not an interpretation, that's just getting the character wrong.
but JoJo doesn't have canon colors
Araki draws JoJo characters in whatever colors he thinks are aesthetically pleasing to the eye, not for the sake of shallow representation. How does make Dragonia black make the image more aesthetically pleasing? It doesn't. It's just making a character (who happens to be tan, canonically) black for the sake of it. That's what makes this art piece shallow representation.
Arakism
Anyone would have been better than Tooru
Why is she so cute?
lesbian horse kino
>Tijuana bibles
You mean "Jo-jo books"
Tough exterior with hard boobs but soft inside
The tomboy genes. Also, cuteness is stored in the culo, not the boobs.
Silver Bullet’s not a girl
emojis were Araki projecting his own forgetfulness into the readers all along
no horse cock constantly hanging down
Girl. It's like how Forever is a lesbian lolicon because Araki can't draw orangutans right.
Male Orangutan's faces don't bloat until they reach adulthood. If anything Strength was a horny Teen
would she have been better than tooru?
ANYONE would have been better than some nothingburger noncharacter with 0 personality who appears 80 chapters in.
Part 3 had more Hollyposting than farnsworths
Is every single Joestar except Jolyne also a girl because they don't have their dicks out?
But it smokes and reads dirty magazines, anon. Where the hell would a teenager get stuff like that? THINK for a second.
Agreed
Would she have gotten more appearances in part 6 if she had butt implants instead of boob implants?
it really isn't unusual for a teenager to smoke or look at porno mags, though. you think that people back in the day all waited until adulthood to smoke and didn't get their rocks off?
Plenty of adult male orangutans don’t develop flanges. Not growing a flange happens to any male orangutan who isn’t the alpha of the group.
We never see their dicks, but we've seen basically every one of them shirtless except Johnny ;). Besides, they all say they're guys, so they're guys. An orangutan can't speak, but it can goon to nudie mags and rape children.
Jotaro smokes a pack a day
You sayin that Strength dindu nuthin?
Probably less. You know the Japanese are a culture of tit men. Whatever. Their loss.
bc I felt like it
spoiler
We do see his bare chest when he soils himself.
It's a well known fact that orangutan teenagers are much more civilized than human teenagers. This was revealed to me in a dream.
Forever's got a goddamn freight ship as a Stand, and it's named STRENGTH. If that's not alpha, I don't know what is.
What, you think some 5 foot nothing Japanese store clerk is gonna ID him? Hell, Star Platinum probably just steals the packs for him.
I'm saying that Forever is like the average fujo, except it likes little girls instead of little boys.
True, but a man can dream.
Hmm, fair. Must've forgot.
Aren't fujos into the typical yaoi-type BL looking anime dudes? Strength is just a lolicon
sex with dragona
jojo is a psyop by araki to turn me gay and i'm not falling for it
I will dump all the reaction panels I made of Ermes
Normal fujos are, true. But Jojo fujos seem intent on making every single guy look as baby-ish as possible. Back when /fujojo/ still existed on Anon Babble, it was full of shotacon shit.
George still accepted him even after not winning a single buck and gave him the boots
holy fuarking redeemed
That’s normie ones are
Women, huh? What a strange bunch
gave him the boots
That little detail was the best part of that flashback in Jojolion.
is it pronounced like Jojo Lion or Jojo lee-on
The latter. It's like EE-VAN-GEHL-EE-UHN
Most fujojo
Most people in this damn thread I swear to God. The one actual fujo (the CeaserxJoseph schizo) posts it all muscled.
JoJolion won
At being the worst part
MY HERO
.... On opposite day
That is a well constructed criticism of this art piece
However, counter-point, It's cute and I like it