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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 7 Volume 21 Storytime Continued
Diego won.
So fucking kino
HOLY SHIT GYRO FUCKING WON
>>>A TECHNIQUE
NOT A STAND
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so is ball breaker a stand or not
I feel a violent urge to preemptively gloat about my victory so fucking HARD, right now...
Here we go...
yea
Gyrohaters still coping
Spin Ball Breaker > Star Platinum
Araki doesn’t understand his own lore, his comments mean fuck all. It’s a stand, Gyro manifested it like Tonio did with his
It's like Pearl Jam or Hermit Purple
stand manifested via balls
its a stand of the heart, of the journey.
don't like how the water looks like goop but a great shot otherwise
It's a Stand but it's not Gyro's Stand
Hermit purple of Spin.
Why ain’t Johnny helping, what a shit friend
The stand is stored in the balls?
It's culmination of Gyro's mastery of the spin
Araki is the fucking GOAT
yes
another temporary stand because he's currently in possession of the corpse
look at this cute lil nigga
The corpse part isn’t actively within him
It's another part 4 situation where everyone stands around.
I JUST WOKE UP, WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE BACK
honor
you would never survive in the old west
Smart of him to model it after the strongest creature in the series
JOHNNY IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE WE'VE HAD SOME SCHIZO BABBLE SO I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT
all this time I thought it was a jar person. I never noticed the head
why is he stanced the fuck up like ryu
their horses gotta be confused as fuck right now
The fact that Gyro can face death while being content despite not winning the race shows how much the journey with Johnny means to him. It’s because of sentiment, Gregorio lost
Our Hero
the Mouse...strongest stand ability
the stand is a jar of pickles...honestly believable
he wants beef with Valentine
LESSON 1: If you have the will, then do it!
LESSON 2: Work those muscles!
LESSON 3: Believe in the Spin!
LESSON 4: Pay your respects!
>>>>>>>>>LESSON 5: The shortest route is a detour! It was a detour that was our shortest path!
people feared the storytime would lose its 'momentum'
underestimating the power of 'gravity'
EMPORIOOOOOOOO TASUKETEEEEEEEEE
johnny is just staring while his best friend might die
And you fags criticized Gyro for not attacking Ringo immediately. Johnny is a fraud
his dark determination comes and goes
GYRO WON HE FUCKING WON FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUUUUUU
every time
It's literally golden rotation, taking the form of a Stand ability.
The comparison with Pearl Jam makes no sense.
I FUCKING HATE WOMEN SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL
Gregorio warned about this bullshit.
Jobtaro
I haven't been reading because I'm already on Part 9 but it's good to see the storytime continue after the shutdown debacle
Johnny is a shitty friend for doing nothing
G-Gyro?
I wish Johnny died here instead of Gyro. Nothing against Johnny, but I like Gyro more. Most of the fanbase agrees with me
NO GHOST ASCENDING TO HEAVEN = NOT DEAD
Caesar has fucking nothing on this, shiza fags don’t even try to argue
flashbacks and secret conversations being revealed
It's legitimately fucking over
Shiza didn't fake die and then get revived 10 times before. This death is barely above Hot Pants-tier.
Rip Gyro, the most likeable and best protagonist in the series
fake die
?
LUCY YOU FUCKING SUCK
Johnny always screams Gyro’s name
doesn’t here, because he’s in too much shock
Nice touch
bros im crying rn
how did this happen...why am i crying
pain...
Every time he gets gravely injured and then gets revived at the end of the fight, like Silent Way when his limbs are severed and he's basically dead in the water. Araki cried wolf too many times with Gyro's death.
fuck it's such a great moment to have johnny be forced to do the final battle all on his own
To be continued! See you tomorrow!
Part 8 is so fucking bad, guys.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK
its over...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaa
Thanks OP.
No... not like this...
it keeps getting worse
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ;_;
Arigatou... OP...
"Jousuke..."
;_;7
Riposa in pace, Gyro
FUCK
FUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
no Gyroooooo scream
Thanks OP it's over...
Thanks anon and welcome back. Volume 21 notes:
This is an actual conversation I had:
"Huh? Don't you know Wakeru-kun?"
"No. I'm afraid I don't."
"Really? He's Wakeru-kun. Wakeru-kun!"
"Really, who is he?"
"Do you really not know him? Wakeru-kun, the guy with parted hair. He's incredibly popular. Sensei, you're from Sendai, aren't you?"
"Huh? Yes, I am from Sendai, but... Is he the city's mascot character, like Shiga's Hikonyan or Nara's Sento-kun?"
"That's the best reaction I've seen since I started working here! Sensei, you really don't know him despite being a manga artist? Wahahaha!"
"How would I know...?"
(The end. Was that good?)
Chapter notes:
81: While I was out shopping, I met A-chan from Perfume. What were the odds? Were we destined to meet? (Or was it not her?)
82: My favorite political character is the Italian prime minister, Silvio Berlusconi. He looks so happy.
83: I went to the new Mitsubishi Ichigokan Museum. It's a replica of a red-brick building from the Meiji era. It's amazing!
84: The CD of Jeff Beck's new album is really good. It's rock that feels like a prayer.
EXIT Gyro Zeppeli.
T_T
The sound Johnny made here btw:
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Thanks OP
Wakeru-Kun? My Hero.
Gyro chose Johnny over the race and Marco. Johnny chose Gyro over the corpse. They were soulmates
No death spirit yet btw.
Most of the fanbase is retarded, as are you
Valkyrie....
we come back from a break
Immediately Gyro dies
Destined to meet A-chan
it was FATE
They were soulmates
Why are women like this? Is it because men can hold such deep relationships with one another without romantic or sexual feelings, and women are empty, soulless holes who can only think in terms of sex?
No, it cannot be...
This is why I want both Yuki Kaji and Shinichiro Miki back for Johnny and Gyro. Their ASB/EOH lines were gold
EXIT
Gyro and Ball Breaker
he's been stealing Jojo's Bizarre Encyclopedia content and not crediting them this whole time
HMPH! GOLD EXPERIENCE!
TURN THE SAND FROM THIS OCEAN INTO A NEW BEATING HEART FOR GYRO ZEPELLI
COME NOW JOUNNY JOESTAR, NO NEED TO BE AFRAID, LET'S FINISH THIS GUY OFF TOGETHER!
GOLD EXPERIENCE REQUIEM!!!! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
Thanks OP
his death still hits hard, ill miss my king...
Spin killed this site to stop his death in the first place. It wasn't a perfect sphere though so the site came back and fate moved as it would.
I don't like when Johnny cries...
JEFFU BECKU?
Well?
If I had to choose, I’d rather have Gyro live and Johnny die. Sorry but not really
My favorite political character is the Italian prime minister, Silvio Berlusconi. He looks so happy.
look him up
almost all of the images of him are him with a big ol' smile
t.Gregorio
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Stand
he assumes soul mates is automatically sexual or romantic
Why are men like this? Is it because they're all murderous psychopaths void of empathy that they are incapable of understanding love outside of the romantic or familial?
Thanks for the dump, OP. I didn't get to really read this with you all since I'm fighting the worst stomach bug I've ever experienced in my life, but Gyro's death still made me tear up.
same
Well he won't have to execute Marco now
Got his wish even if it was monkey paw'd
Should have mouvre'd his crus
Soulmates is a term for romance you dumb hole.
Even if he lived, Araki would just make him job to [CALAMITY] in the next part, so this is actually a mercy Johnny was not granted.
Nothing about soulmates is sexual, you degenerate gooner.
cute!
my fuarking hero
Yep, sad as it is, at least Marco won't die by Gyro's hand now.
He cute, goes well with Tusk
90% of the fandom...
Gyrokeks truly are cancer.
Gone too soon...
Ok but why didn’t Johnny help his best friend in a do or die situation?
He looks like an actual doll
No it isn't, you coombrained incel.
the STRONGEST
Love Train
He was too busy Jobber word posting
What exactly is he supposed to do? Keep shooting his bullets into the space that diverts all misfortune? It was over.
I want him to be best friends with Tusk
He couldn't do much to Love Train unless he wanted to kill more people
It's not like he's a healer and trying to attack Valentine would lead to more innocent lives lost.
Nobody thinks this
ding ding ding
Valentine has to be the biggest cockroach of a villain in shonen.
He does look happy. I wish that'd be me.
araki you took the wrong jojobro...
No updates to the bin today, just wanted to say I'm happy we're back in business and that I hope you enjoyed yourselves today!
We’re really back, guys. The story time would’ve been dead on Moe
This shit still ain't Disney
Majin Buu bro
It's OK I'm sure Araki will give Marco a happy ending
Thanks Josukebro.
This.
fuuck
only 2 threads?
Johnny is one of the most popular jojos, most people are smart enough to recognize themes and that Gyro was right to die. Literally never seen anybody say it should've been johnny.
Valentine cries TOMORROW.
what are his powers
The only bro character that survives is Okuyasu. Morioh citizens are clearly the chosen people of fate(Araki).
I hope DP doesn't ruin Gyro's death scene
*Freeza
no regen whatsoever, just tanked a bunch of things he had no right to
Considering the week long break and Anon Babble's revival might not have reached all the previous readers the hype's been pretty admirable.
Glad to see you josukeanon. Probably my favourite volume of part 7 was today.
biggest cockroach of a villain in shonen
...but enough about Sukuna.
a lot of people went to altchans and now thread is way wayy too slow...we might get the final volume in 3 threads
My hero Josuke...
Can break through any barrier.
...but enough about Naraku.
Breaks balls regardless of how many layers of bullshit you have to protect them
I'd argue that Pucci is an even bigger one given how many fucking times he came THIS close to dying
Is there anyone in your circle you'd be willing to destroy the rest of the world for if it meant getting a different version of them anons?
Called ballbreaker
Used by an Italian
I see Araki was watching the sopranos during this time
Still don’t get why, Marco dying made people seethe so much. Seems like forced outrage. He was freed from an unjust death which is what Gyro always wanted
...but enough about Pucci
I have zero friends and only two family members, who will both definitely die before me. So no.
he wants Johnny to shoot at more innocent people around the world
That's all he could accomplish at this point, speedreader
Hot Pants? Diego?
Nah, something else
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He can step on your balls real good
The fact that it just said 'he later died of a cold' is so casual it makes it seem like Gyro's sacrifice went to waste, like he killed himself just for the kid to drop dead a week after he got freed. Imagine if at the end of Part 3 it just said "Holly then slipped, cracked her head, and died, the end"
Everyone went to eight, sharty, or actual social media. Eight came back and good fucking riddance to anyone stupid enough to go the latter.
He breaks (breaks) balls (barriers)
One bit of Jersey slang, everybody thinks you're trying to be Tony Soprano. It's a stereotype, and it's offensive.
It’s cute he only wants his version of Gyro. No other shall do
Who the fuck is Hot Pants
Part 5 needed more Sopranos posting
No, it's not that i don't have anyone in my life i care about but there's no single person currently in my life i care about in that way
gets a stand
immediately jobs
what did araki mean by this?
Just realized the storytimes are already back
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Thanks for the dump OP, I'll catch up for tomorrow no matter what
Also RIP Gyro ;_;7
actual social media
i mean fair enough, a lot of people use twitter anyway...i will never touch sharty or other chans, was briefly on eight chan to see it there's a jojo thread but it was dead as hell, 4-5 posts per day and on /ghost/ thread it wasn't better but most people were staying on that dbs thread fighting constantly...
I was one of the people who also participated on downdetector comments since i didnt know where else to go...
It's not his Stand.
Who? Anyway those sound like a very t*rrorist names.
stealing another Gyro who could potentially not know him or despise him for taking him away from his universe/Johnny is probably not a great outcome.
people unironically went to reddit instead of the altchans
this place is fucked
Do you really want twittards populating these threads anon?
Sharty is literal botnet, I think less of people who went there. Those soifags are still seething over Anon Babble, it’s pathetic
Its funny to me how my answers changed since my last read of the part 8 years ago...
Persona 3 The Answer sort of traced this
No, and I have a girlfriend. I'm jealous of Johnny and Gyro.
I'd probably react similarly to Johnny.
Desperately want it to be true, but ultimately not go through with it because it wouldn't be the same person.
allows Lucy on his horse
dies instantly
Gyro was right
No? I said that a lot of people use twitter, not that I WANT THEM to be here...fuck that i dont want them to be here but you cant prevent it either, Anon Babble now has lost a lot of people in the 11 days it was out, hopefully they will come back soon and realize all other medias are shit
it is, i never saw the appeal of using anything besides Anon Babble, its unironically the only comprehensive site, i'd get a headache whenever i visited eit chan or others to see how they even look like, not even post there, just see it...headache inducing
I went nowhere. I fucking hate other websites.
Why does everyone want to get onto Joseph's dick all the time?
He's the coolest guy.
The Answer came out 2 years before this chapter.
Why do people hate Jorge Joestar when it's clear you're not really supposed to take seriously as a continuation of the series? I mean Kars figures out he's a fictional character in that book, as goofy as some of Araki's own ideas are, I doubt even he would pull the "this story is canonically a work of fiction" card.
Oh right, I forgot SBR ended in 2011. So Johnny sort of traced Yukari?
The WHORE.
At what point did you realize that Steel Ball Run is basically just TTGL?
Which one?
Stray Cat did not deserve to be used by Kira.
Hey, Johnny stopped being a whore a while ago
Loving someone so much you would sacrifice the world to them is an older trope than part 3 anon...
I don't think I've seen anyone hate it around here. I'm just not really interested in it one way or another, to be honest.
They look like sisters :3
So what did Shinobu think when "Kosaku" never came back?
Part 3
I meant Persona 3...
and lucy
Do you call bullshit when Araki says shit like "Stands existed in parts 1 and 2, we just didn't see them because they were not explained yet"?
How do I find a love like theirs, bros? I don't even mean in a gay way, I just want to know what it's like to love someone so much I'd give up everything for them
It's bullshit but I believe it.
Why would you not?
Are these posts made by a bot? After leaks I can't trust this place anymore
I think of them more as a "what his old ideas look under the lens of his later ideas" more than being objectively what his old ideas at the time were.
Probably was grieving for a while, sticking out "Missing" posters and after a while she got info that Kosaku died, remember that both Aya and Kosaku bodies were present in the Cinderella spa, I'd assume SWF took care of it...Shinobu isn't stupid but she isn't that smart either, hopefully she did not went the rout of "waiting for my husband forever" where she griefs for him and waits until he's some without moving forward in live...also even IF SWF never gave her any info, Hayato probably would say it and sooner or later she'd have to believe his words
tomorrow 'he' arrives
SBR is not a shonen you stupid newfag monkey
Better than blatant bait posts and schizo meltdowns this site has in the regular either way desu
He didn't exactly say this, IIRC. But it's canonically an afterthought since we know he came up with Stands after Part 2.
It's okay anon. Persona does take from Jojo a lot after all...
A bit too much when you really think about it
Why do people hate Jorge Joestar
They do? i'm pretty sure most just haven't even read it anyway
So does YGO.
People keep saying this but I never heard anything concrete about bots specifically.
I haven't read it and I doubt most people have so I find it difficult to believe that many people "hate" it. But I do think the way people talk about it makes it sound like it contains a lot of fan-fiction pandering which I'm personally not very interested in.
At least Kaneko is friends with Araki.
Just now realised Anon Babble's back up. At least I didn't miss any days.