Jojo afterparty

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Thread IMMIDATELY gets better

Everybody gets wet or hard when they see him

Yup, his aura is unbeatable, kino volume, i rike him as a first time reader, he seems cool

bug gore is a thing now in jojoverse

We all HATE riggers and love Jobin here

this guy jobs harder than the Anon Babble catalog

I love this page.

Riggers? Objects.
Yasuwhore? Raped.
Joshuu? Replaced.
Tsurugi? Gaslit and manipulated.
Plot Points? Dropped.
Beetle Tendency? Kino beyond belief.

Jousuke steals his girlfriend, room, sister, father, brother

Joshu didn't deserve it

God he's so sexy, i would become a beetle for him to handle me or taxidermy me or whatever

One of Araki's best

this fucking autistic retard is somehow rich as fuck and has a cute wife that he impregnated

It's not fair.

Hindsight is 20/20; the anime (if we ever get it) could smooth over many of these by just not including them or slightly altering them. The real problems still haven't turned up yet.

Our family :)

Reminder to listen to Sono Chi no Sadame while reading Beetle Tendency tomorrow. It really enhances the experience.

What is SHE doing there?

Volume notes

And... wait, who is this?

it should have developed into a brotherly fraternity

Jobin hype was explosive when Jojolion was being released. That's why people love him so much.

posting the edit

It's time to settle this : Rhinoceros Beetle or Stag Beetle?

Bombadier Beetle

They unironically believed the Joshu Redemption arc was going to happen...

I don't know what that creature is, but I want to rape it.

JOBin

lmao

Kabutomushi

Tanked btw.

It looks great I can't lie

Ants.

but

ANTS

Emojis in progress. Enjoy this old reaction image I remade with the HQ Viz scans.

Tsurugi...

He's so cool...
Why Araki?

Are you intending to “pursue” a delicious Burger King Flame Broiled Whopper ™ right now? What you’re doing, it’s called “having it your way”. A “calorie calamity” is coming. If you had just “pursued” an order of “Chicken Fingers” instead, none of this would have happened. The “flow” of “cholesterol” is the “flow” of “logic”. “Burger King” is not a force for “carbs”, nor does it care about “essential amino acids”.

Have you forgotten about her?

I genuinely love Jobin so much
He deserved a better story.

You forgot your ⨂ emojis, king

YasuWHORE La Violada

Was Tooru's wasp imagery even established before Jobin died?

They talk about the difference between tactics and strategy. Tactics are (very generally) short term maneuvers while strategy is the long-term plan. Battles with bad or no strategy have been won due to exceptional tactics, and likewise armies with mediocre tactics have been relieved by excellent strategy.

To relate to Jojolion, I think Araki has excellent "tactical" writing sense but he struggles with complex story "strategy". For all of his other parts his long-term plans were simple i.e. travel to Egypt, stop the pillar men, defeat the boss, escape the prison, and of course win the horse race. Then he can do all kinds of batshit twists and turns, change the premise, create new villains, swap out heroes, change powers, focus on new relationships, etc. My problem with Jojolion is that the overarching story "strategy" is too vague and undefined. Is it "figure out who I am" or "cure the curse" or "discover the secrets of this family"? Theres no throughline. The tactics are sound in Jojolion: the characters are great, the stands are cool, the enemies are fine, the art is great, the emotional beats land, the individual stories are mysterious enough and they string together pretty nicely, but the further you stand back and analyze the whole the more it becomes difficult to see the over-arching structure of the part. So instead of always having the race, or the prison break, or the journey to Egypt to fall back on, it feels like after every other volume Araki has to pick a new direction to go in. It feels like the GPS is always recalculating.

I don't even think we're even halfway through so this criticism is probably premature but I wanted to throw it out there regardless. Maybe we'll see after we wrap up the part if any of this made sense.

I need to sleep. Someone fill this out instead of me.

The thing is that Jobin's subplot is genuinely way better than Josuke and the riggers main plot and if Araki tried to make it the focus the part would be infinitely superior (hell, Tsurugi is only likeable when the story focus on Jobin and is utterly hateable when he interacts with Josuke and Yasuho). The people's faith for this part died the moment his plot ended.

The fucking endless arrows are worse than emojis

What you call "cope" I call "hope"

I never even noticed how prominent they were on my first read

The arrows don't bother me as much as "this" and thi~~~s.

~Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper~
~Junior, Double, Triple Whopper~
~Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers~
~I rule this day~

Umm... so, personally... this is the first time this has happened, so I'm a bit surprised. Only a Frozen Coke ™ and an order of fries ... I mean, I don't think there's ever been someone who's gotten that order from me... without a, you know... “burger” being ordered. I'm not really... not really sure what happens with a drink and fries... 'cause it's my first time. I don't really understand it either. Seriously. But in the “cashier position”... there's nobody who can assist me. Not a single person. That, I know for sure. Have It Your Way.

Jobin enters

Now that's interesting. The previous volumes were long and boring. Hope the next volumes with Jobin will be more interesting

Araki just loves changing his mind. So it's inherently detrimental when making a mystery story.

I just realized he's called Gappy because of the gap in his front teeth. Im dumb

araki-tier analogy

Just say big picture. The big picture of Jojolion is unclear.

Besides the issues with the main story, I'm not really enjoying the battles that much. At least, the interactions can be funny and it's more laidback than usual.

Josuke should have been a schizo like Doppio, he should have had 2 personalities

for years people kept saying "WOW JOJOLION'S FIRST HALF IS AS GOOD IF NOT BETTER THAN SBR!"

it's boring shit

If Josuke had just told Norisuke that Jobin knew about the fruit he could probably have cut Jojolion's length by 2/3

Honestly, I really didn't remember early Jojolion being that bad. Next arc should be good, but some of these are outright terrible.

afterparty

does that mean the part with the lemon juicer is over?

What these storytimes have taught us

Part 1 is better than we remember

Part 2 is shorter than we remember

Part 3 is better than we remember

Part 4's first half is weaker than we remember

Part 5's first half is worse than we remember

Part 6's first half is better than we remember

Part 7's first half is weaker than we remember

Part 8's first half is worse than we remember

Didn't grab the fruit

Didn't grab the dick

just ME ME ME ME!

This Jousuke guy fucking sucks. Can Kei change her name to Josephine or something and become the jojo of this part?

Nothing about this makes any sense.
1. They established the dog is a rock dog, so the fruit didn't cure him, he was just sleeping in rock form and Yotsuyu tricked Tsurugi into thinking there was a cure. Yet for some reason Josuke is operating under the assumption that the fruit is a cure.
2. Jobin just got home. There's no evidence he's hiding the fruit, maybe he just didn't get a chance to bring it up yet. Especially in the fruit parlor, was he supposed to just skip saying hello to his dad and Josuke and immediately start rambling about some mystery fruit?
3. Josuke is hiding this from Norisuke because he thinks Norisuke will protect Jobin, his own son, instead of investigating. But if the fruit really is a cure, does he actually think Norisuke will protect Jobin and ignore Tsurugi, his own grandson?

Jobin

Jobbin

Jobbing

I think we all know what's gonna happen to him

I was getting shit on for saying that the first half is overrated.

.... and iwasuke...

Spoiler this shit. We have new readers here.

Jojolion truly is the whipped cream(again) of jojo

You can't tell me he wasn't the supposed main villain for the part.

Also part 8 is way more coherent and readable than I remember. Is it only me that thinks part 9 looks like a gibberish mess?

CHADoceros beetles any day

Kinda cute how quickly they accepted Gappy.

Tasty

Damn, my bad. I deleted it now.

I wish I could try the Fruit Parlor drink, it gives me Acai bowl vibes

You post Koichi I'd shit on you too

Also part 8 is way more coherent and readable than I remember.

Despite all the incoherences pointed out in the threads? For most people, it's the opposite.

Is it only me that thinks part 9 looks like a gibberish mess?

Probably.

I was considering dropping Part 8 in the middle of today's storytime afted the fight with Yotsuyu essentially took 1 1/2 volumes. I will give the beetle fight arc the chance to change my mind, though, since I've heard good things.

Koichi thread. Koichi board.

No, drop it now

Surprised this was not relevant today.

So Koichi and Yukako or the boom boom family didn't make you drop those parts but one volume of this will huh

Did Norisuke forgot to parent Joshu? His first son is successful

Beetle part is good, maybe just skip a few days and catch up on all the volumes in one go. IMO the quality of the next 7 volumes waver between mid and good every other vol. In a week we'll get to the good part though, that'll continue until the end.

Not enough Yasuho getting molestef

This was more the tipping point, a lot of stand fights have dragged on in this part. Born this Way, especially.

So the opposite of a yanki is an otaku?

How come no one's talking about how sexy Tsurugi's culo looked?

I am a Rock is a punchghost

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Cause nobody besides (You) is a pedo

Her daddy got a big aeroplane
Her mommy holds all the family cash
A beautiful blows, I stay at the corner
She is living in and out of tune

If the lava rock came from Yotsuyu does that mean the jojolads will eventually castrate Charming to get another one?

So should David Production adapt Baoh after JoJolion so they won't have to, you know, resort to making JoJolands the first JoJo anime to have filler?

Very funny, but don't try u guys think you're taking this joke a bit too far?
Tsurugi-chan is very sexy and we should be more appreciative of him<3

ROCK HOOMAN

Or if Norisuke could feel his own stand activating.

So i assume we will be part new jojolands chapter release when storytime is done? may 19th is new chapter while iirc we end part 8 on may 26th...well if we get a part 9 storytime then fine by me, we will catch up with jojolands in no time since we only have 25 chapters so i assume we have like what 4-6 volumes?

Baoh was already adapted, they should go for B.T.

The bear and robot symbolize being a man of the land or a man of the sea.
Yankiis are just a subset of men of the land.

Sex with Joseph!!!

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Tomoko...
Mariah...
Suzi Q...

We have the OVA already and it's kino

What no mother figure does to a nutboy

no, the yankii is the otaku

Don't forget Avdol and Caesar.

eh, i already have my successor. who cares about the rest of these shitheads.

Dragona’s ass and me, do the math

Ah yes. The bears that live on land, and the robots at sea. Gotta be careful of those robots when you're sailing.

Thoughts on Rock Humans and if they deserve to be treated as equals or not? (They don't)

He has 5 kids

Their rock dogs are fine but the rest can go

Mars Daybreak prepared me for this!

Me and my wife

Stardust Crusaders was already adapted by the time David Production got around as well but that sure as hell didn't stop them.

equals

They're obviously superior just as the pillarmen were two rungs above humans. It goes:

Rock Humans/PillarGODs

Vampires

N*ngen

I DESERVE to (legally) own Yotsuyu and Rock Ermes as my sex slaves/concubines!

Jodio……

They're obviously superi-AIIIIIEEEEE D-DID YOU JUST TAKE A BIT IF OXYGEN FROM MY LUNGS!? H-HELP ME H20 SAMA!!!!!!

4 biological and one adopted so its bound to happen that one or two of them will be failures, also usually the middle child is treated the worst and since Jobin is like what, 3rd kid but 2nd son? it puts him in a shitty place on the family tree, parents really dont give a shit for the middle child and Araki traced that into jojoverse

Yotsuyu will just make his anus and dick rock hard, how could you possibly find that attractive?

The land and sea aren't "literal". They're a "metaphor".
A man of the land stays close to home, while a man of the sea is always traveling. A trucker, for example, would also be a "man of the sea" despite never actually going to sea, for example.
Same way a bear protects its den and cubs, while a robot might fly off into space or something to fight evil.

I love Norisuke bros...

Jobin is the oldest at 32
Then Hato at 24
Then Joshu at 19
And then Daiya at 16

Joshu***
god I cannot get Jobin out of my mind, HE'S IN MY HEAD GRAAH, i fucking forgot that Joshu even exists...

Baoh doesn't have the presence for it. You do know Jojo is not the only anime david pro is doing? They can just wait for it to finish. Jojo is well past the big hype to feel any incentive to rush things

He’s basically Adult Part4Suke + Joseph

Norisuke already did such a good job raising Jobin that he didn't feel the need to parent his other children.

It's only human, after aaa~~~aall

Grandpa what does your stand do?

I-It uh....it smells scents and leads me to the origin of it

Oh and then what? It makes it so the person you smell is forced under your command or something?

N-No...it just....smells stuff.

Jobin is successful because of BASED Kaato and prison visits

Jobin = Nicholas
Joshuu = Johnny

Outside of his shody introduction when Araki still didn't had a complete grasp of the character he's pretty cool

Kek I get to relive the seethe when that moment happens

How did you feel about the revelation that Enya and Ermes were Rock Humans all along?

Playing a record? I'll show you something interesting. The two types of men are "men of the land" and "men of the sea". All men fall into these two categories. Trucker? Man of the sea. Hat shop owner? Man of the land. Despite frequently being at sea, surfers are men of the land.

Jobin is a huge manchild, he's just more affable than Joshu.
It's funny that even his son claims he's more childish than him.

Coping father abouth his daughter going after a boy

I find him funny there too

It's abysmal how Kaato was handled. Shows up for one chapter, leaves, 40 chapters later shows up again to get stabbed and die

Volume 8 had a little over 10 emojis for most the time

Tsurugi shows up again

his conversation with Josuke added 20 fucking + more emojis

Now I see why many hate the goblin child...

Be careful with posting spoilers from future chapters, first time readers itt

Hide spoilers.
Also you misinterpreted this page.

yeah sorry i forgot about joshu entirely
still, 2nd son, probably treated like shit by parents since childhood since Jobin was already 12-13 when Joshu came to life and Hato is a girl so doesn't count, since she's the eldest daughter, she had privilege, then Joshu came and it was already a busy household with two kids, so he was treated like a retard, Daiya is youngest so she gets that privilege, Norisuke's special little daughter

Jobin has manchild hobbies and easily lapses into manchild behavior, but he's also a shrewd businessman who provides for his family and is fiercely dedicated to saving his son from the rock disease.
There's nothing wrong with him, he just never forgot how to have fun when he grew up.

When I get into an argument with an anon who's samefagging

8 jobin emojis in volume 8

based, it was fate

t. s*rftroon

OYYYY MY GOD SADAKO WAS A ROCK NINGEN ALL ALONG AIEEEEEEEE
this is how retarded you sound

Jobin? The HERO of Part 8 storytime

How will you react once HE shows up?

jobin got rock aids 20 years ago before daiya was even conceived

Huh. I thought maybe Higashimom sacrificed herself to save Jobin like Norisuke's mom did for him but the timeline doesn't add up.

colored

Sorry, only b&w is canon

I'll shout the R word in real life
If I remember I'll vocaroo it

HE shows up

but Jobin is already here...

You'll see....

His hobbies aren't the issue it's his entitled attitude that hasn't been shown yet and throwing Josuke under the bus when he would be perfectly happy to cooperate if they just talked things out

Best Jojo dad? Maybe...

we're not getting SBR till 2027
if we assume they're gonna go for the Bleach :TYBW approach as opposed to the very unlikely Shaman King approach, by the time Jojolion adaptation is airing, TJL will be very close to ending, unless he plans on making it longer than jojolion

I find Araki's art consistency to be very impressive.

Not like there's' much competition

schizoposting

Also you misinterpreted this page.

How else do you explain Enya's fucked up hands?

she cute

let's look at the numbers
Steel Ball run will air 6 months from now 'at the earliest' it could take quite a bit longer than that
considering the length of the part it will be as long as part 3s anime or even slightly longer, lets just say 50 episodes and with a halfway part break that will air for a year and some change
we are now in another break time lets say 2 years till JoJolion is announced
JoJolion will air in 4 years at the absolute earliest, that's another year and a half at the least
5.5 years until we finish JoJolion if things go really quick
Steel Ball Run ran for almost 7 years
JoJolion ran for 10
JoJolands has been running for two

Part 9 could very well be done by the time
but because things don't truly go that quick it will likely be closer to 7 years till the JoJolion anime is finished
and JoJolands will for sure be done then

TJL will be very close to ending, unless he plans on making it longer than jojolion

I dont think TJL will be longer than jojolion, it took him 10 years for it to finish, there's no way in hell he takes another 10 years to make part 9, i hope it gets finished around 2030 so that when jojolion anime comes out in 10 years from now on, the entire jojoverse will be complete

Is there an early part Jojo that's actually good, most of them are extremely forgettable for being mostly character introductions and setup

I like part 1 George too.

But he let Dio walk in and was cold to Jonathan

He teached him how to be a REAL gentleman even under less then ideal conditions.

Metal straws are very noticeable at first but you quickly get used to it.

Surfers are men of the jacuzzi, in Ojiro's words.
Which is why Josuke's response to Ojiro saying he's a surfer is that it's not a job.
Unlike Jobin, who's a responsible adult but still enjoys childish things, Ojiro is an actual manchild with no responsibilities.

Stand attack like what Joshuu did to the drug pusher

Part 2's first half is good
Part 1 arguably has the strongest beginning tho

So anon
are you a「 Man of the Land 」
or a「Man of the Sea」

I've only now just noticed the parallels between the adoption of DIO! in PB and the adoption of Jousuke in JJL.

I’m a man of the forest, so I guess land

I'm in a True Man's World so man(dom) of the land

Part 6 had a kino as fuck first two vols

Part 1 could've ended with the mansion fight and been a perfectly good short manga.
The fact that it kept going for 40 years is just a bonus.

Gappy sisters? How do we cope?

Part 1's start is excellent. It's character setup, but the way you learn what kind of asshole Dio is is extremely engaging and entertaining.

George was good. He tried to be fair to both Jonathan and Dio and genuinely wanted the best for them. He was strict with Jonathan but not an asshole to him. And it's not his fault Dio was a three-moled devil.

adopting a new son into the family

except this universe the natural kid is the retard and the adopted kid is good

Lmao no wonder he got KWAB so hard, and his kono dio da rape scene goes so bad this universe

What about part 10?

Vol 1 of Phantom Blood is great
I also really like Vento Aureo's first few volumes personally

part 10

does he know?

Behead all spoilering retards.

Sex with Yuki

I haven't read part 9 yet, has it had any retcons or did Araki's brain recover?

Real, too bad their plot point was shit...shame

no, part 9 is very cohesive so far surprisingly. hopefully he has everything mapped out this time

It hasn't shot its load too early this time round. There is intrigue, but not really an actual mystery that would lend itself to being reconnect further down the line. It's pretty straight forward. I guess a problem with that though is it doesn't lend itself well to speculation and in depth discussions, so there isn't a huge buzz around it. I like it so far though. It vaguely reminds me of part 5 more than anything else

yeah, completely wasted character. She has the coolest stand too.

Araki is known for being quite health conscious for a mangaka
he said in the past he wanted to retire in his 60s and has obviously changed his mind about that but he will likely retire when he finishes part 9
He will still probably make one shots and other art related things sometimes but he will be definitely be done with scheduled work

"I'm going to corner your grandson"

"I'm going to corner your father"

The fuck's wrong with Josuke

Why was the monkey interested in humans?

Eternal summer

It's a reference

MONKEY RAPEY

their child is a disgusting rape goblin

I don't blame him for dipping and leaving for Singapore.

why aren't you living like every day is summer vacation, anon?

To what?

To me

evil monkey

Did Jotaro tap that?

my hero is not a pedo

b-b-bu-

NOT a pedo

Why drink beer like this instead of just, you know, opening the tab?

Anne should have been Jolyne's mom, unironically.

to chug it down in one go, when you open the tab you can leave it, when you poke the bottom, you must drink it all at once or else it spills

Only nambypambies open the tab and sip it. Delinquent alphachads chug the whole thing. Opening it from the bottom like this forces you not to abandon the chug without spilling it all.

That's called shotgunning.

I want Joshu to return because if you think about it he's just a Johnathan that continued to be a spoiled brat and never became a gentleman

It's how /ourpresident/ drinks beer.

He's like Johnathan

tries to rape Yasuho in a public bathroom

yeah surely same fucking thing...i hope Joshu stays gone for at least 2 volumes or at least isnt the main focus of them, i wanna see more Jobin

I think Daiya works just fine as eye candy

Anon you lack reading comprehension. I'm saying he's like an inverted Johnathan with all the negatives of being a spoiled rich kid and none of the positives

rape

She was clinging to him and saying she was wet as fuck and wanting to go somewhere where they could be alone, it's not exactly his fault he misunderstood.

I suspect the majority of Joshu hate is from femoids.

I feel like they are meant to somehow mirror Josuke's circumstances, but I can't make a strong argument for it because their life cycle gets rewritten...
Still I think that if a Iwa Ningen had the same luck Josuke had at "Birth" they would likely turn out alright.

Rape is apparently so common and nonchalant in Morioh I'm not sure if it's even a crime.

Chicken fries are genuinely good.

he calls Yasuho

Yasuho says she wants to see him

they meet up

she hugs him

he hears her say "I love you, Joshu"

she says that she's been wet ever since he called her

she says she wants to go somewhere private with him

he immediately stops trying to have sex with her when she says he's not Josuke, realizing that there was a misunderstanding

Joshu did literally nothing wrong in that chapter.

Ignores Yasuho screaming and yelling no before she says Josuke

Kek

I think they should be separate but equal, unironically.
Rock humans are incompatible with human society because they have to sleep for 1-3 months at a time and they live for 240 years on average.

Lame. Rigger men have a somewhat consistent design philosophy (Tooru being the one who kinda breaks it) I think a Female Rock human could rock a cool design... Implying Yotsuyu is male

It was Kaato's influence that prevented Jobin and Hato from becoming sexual predators. Just wanted you to remember that

Did you know some wasps can make honey?

Back in the good ol' days before the Americans RUINED the country, you could enjoy a nice little rape during lunch and another after work before you went home, but now Morioh residents are lucky to rape once a month! Grim.

For me Kaato is THE worst character in part 8, yes even worse than Tooru. Her only contribution to the story is her flashback with Shota Jobin but you can still have that without Kaato being physically there to ruin an already shitty ending

The only time she says No is the same panel where she says, "No way! you're not Josuke"

Reread the scene. Joshu doesn't do anything to her after she says no.

How many Rokakaka types are there and how do they work?

honey represents Tooru

What does the sesame represent?

Pocoloco winning a fortune is a several hundred year Rock Human conspiracy?

as far as I remember only 2 or 3.
Normal Rokakakas that induce Equivalent exchange to heal one part of your body in exchange for other healthy part
New Rokakaka that make it so you take an external body as your equivalent exchange, allowing you to heal without compromising your body but adding the need to use somebody else's body as sacrifice
The medicine Rokakaka that Tooru/Akefu created that should work as the normal one but allows for a more controlled intake I guess

I don't think any females on earth are attracted to Joshu, shame, he's literally a god's gift, if nobody gets to fuck him and have kids, Zeus himself will strike down earth and kill humanity

This will look so much better when Buffentine does it instead. DP are definitely going to erase Fattentine from the anime right? He'll be buff from his first appearance right??

The old Rokakaka can perform an equivalent exchange within your body. Like if you're missing an arm, eating it might heal your arm in exchange for turning your leg into stone, as an example. This Rokakaka is naturally occurring.
Rokakaka 6251 is a Rokakaka extract which is more potent and faster acting with a smaller dose. This was made by experimenting on Holly. It also might be able to heal you without an equivalent exchange, but I think Araki just got tired of drawing the rocks on Gappy that appeared after he healed himself with it. Otherwise I think it works just like the old Rokakaka.
The new Rokakaka was created accidentally by Josefumi and his stand, and can perform a non-equivalent exchange between two bodies, where something is taken from one body and given to another, like Yasuho taking Joshu's arm, or Tooru taking Tsurugi's rock disease.

spoiler

Mosly likely. I don't see much reasons in keeping it.

JoJoage

fucking time travellers JoJo is the worst JoJo btw

What if Joshu didn't have a bowlcut or a JUST cut?

tanto texto negro

baldshuu...

bald is better than bowlcut

he doesn't know

youtube.com/watch?v=_X57lHbQP6k&t=278

I watched enough JAV to know a girl screaming 'yaaaaaa' isn't indicative of her not wanting the sex

I owe an apology to the anon who asked about Tooru talking through WoU. I was bamboozled by the colored translation that made this page use gradients in the internal monologue
I still think WoU is Tooru, the same way Diavolo is King Crimson.
For once we know Tooru specifically targeted Satoru Akefu to impersonate, meaning that WoU didn't do that on it's own, it was Tooru's choice. So WoU being the one with a double life doesn't prove the stand is sentient.
also you provided examples of autonomous long range stands that share damage and senses with the user, but one of your examples (Paper Moon King) isn't automatic at all, it's just a long range stand like PP, Manhattan Transfer, or Ebony Devil. Automatic stands like Yo Yo Ma, Black Sabbath, or Born This Way don't share their vision with the users nor do they share damage with them

unironically it looks kinda good on him.

they shouldn't do that. Valentine gets more fit as time goes on, and that's what Araki intended. If anything they can unironically pull Valentine's final physique almost naturally just by giving him a bit of extra muscle mass with each new appearance

My heroine Lucy Steel wouldn't last one day in Morioh without killing at least a dozen of Rapists

If my theories are correct, I project that in terms of evilness, the MV of part 9 will be between Dio and Kira.

If anything they can unironically pull Valentine's final physique almost naturally just by giving him a bit of extra muscle mass with each new appearance

They won't do that because that'd require a lot of efforts. The most convenient option is the one they'll chose: sticking with the character's final design. It's not like Valentine's fat physique has any relevancy, and its evolution is more confusing than anything.

Lucy Steel would be protected by Stephen Steel
Steel is stronger than ROCK

Araki is in his deathbed and with his last whispers he gives you all his Schizobabble power.
Now the future of Jojo is in your hands, you have to make a new trilogy!
What settings would you choose for your trilogy?

Jojo set during Vietnam war, maybe Apocalypse Now with stands

Set in 1990's Compton, Stone Ocean inspired meets The Wire with cops vs gangsters

Thats all I have

2020s USA-Mexico

23rd Century space colonies

unknown time post-apocalyptic Earth

all continue from an alternate Stone Ocean

When did the Joestar lost their heroic spirit in this timeline? Or it was never a thing in this universe?

heroic spirit

With Johnny and SBRGeorge on the helm

Anon I....

Napoleonic Wars... but with stands!
WW1... but with stands!
WW2... but with stands!

Johnny was never "heroic" in a moral sense, he was heroic in the "great man" sense.

We left the golden heart in the last universe

one idea I have is having a deuteragonist that is not a stand user and whenever a chapter/fight is from their perspective you can't see the stands, only their effects
they win all their fights by doing home alone shenanigans on enemy stand users and then beating to death with a blunt object.

sounds good except make it Ireneverse

Thats so sad.

he was heroic in the "great man" sense.

How long has the family had their stands anyways.

Wait a minute
That's just Gyro again

I know just the part for you.

its a new 'act' of those ideas

I don't get why everyone is in such a rush to get the new rokakaka, it's just the Higashikata cave with extra steps

Good volume today.

how do ya figure that one

MY HEROES AND MY VILLAINS
NOT A SINGLE ONE MISSING

I can't believe Dogsuke (human) already killed the main antagonist of Part 8 . . .

Yotsuyu was involved in Kira's death, Yotsuyu killed Josuke's non-Kira half

This could be easily fixed by replacing "I" with "We"

I have 2 theories
One stats that Acca isn't intentionally lying about Holwer not manufacturing arms and that someone under him but with a lot of power is using company funds to do it without his knowledge. This theory has no evidence backing it up.
The 2nd is that lava rocks are made from human sacrifice on the north slope.. This is backed up by the number of lava rocks being equal to the number of people we've seen die there so far Charming Man's brother, a corrupt senator, and his brother

I Am a Rock... The most POWERFUL stand in all of Jojo... How did it lose again?

Some things tend to age.

Was Hawaii known for ever having human sacrifices?

Where is alt Diego?

i feel like someone very important who is buying the weapons from howler co. is going to be PISSED when the land gets seized, and they will have ties to a criminal organization.

How come her sister didn't turn into a rock to hide from Sports Maxx and his goons?

SEX with
Paisley Park
Kiss
Stone Free
and Foo Fighters

not finding Yagi attractive

Skill issue

A mercenary group being antagonists would be interesting.

I've played Disco Elysium once so now I think mercenary groups are really bad ass villains. I think this would also be acceptable

Do you mean that a lava rock spawns for every death on the north slope? How would that work?
His post is retarded. He didn't understand that this illustrates the lack of difference between human and rock women. Who is a rock human and who is not on this page is not the point, and Ermes and Enya being there is just a reference.

my wife sadako

a reference.

Wait a second . . . Is it . . . Could it be . . . A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?!?

I meant the senator's driver not his brother
Someone dies on the north slope and a lava rock is formed sometime later. It's as simple as that. This theory does have a flaw, that being Rohan's having 2 lava rocks one coming from Charming Man's brother and the other presumably coming from the double kill Acca's granddad scored all those years ago. I find it hard to believe he'd just leave one of them on the mountain

He can't be there or the two would sponge and die

Lack of oxygen is... strong!

I don't know if my post belongs here, but I just finished watching Part 3.
Man, Abdul's death made me cry like a bitch. I've never expected from anime about big buff guys doing epic stuff to be so emotional, dammit.

fellow abdulchad truther

You certainly belong here, but should come back when spoilers about rock niggers, schizophrenic raping towns and psychopathic 4-balled sailors don't bother you.

Noisy Bizarre raping town

newGOD i kneel. i wish i could experience the series for the first time again

rock niggers

Pillar men? I mean, I did watch the 2nd part, yeah. I'm about to start watching 4th one. I hope this one will be a bit more lighthearted

schizophrenic raping towns

wait what

and psychopathic 4-balled sailors

WHAT????

It's all from the eighth part haha. You have a long way to go.

His was rather abrupt I thought, but the fight with Vanilla Ice afterwards is great and you get all the catharsis you could possibly want between Avdol jobbing, Iggy jobbing, Polnareff crying 5 times and finally Vanilla Ice jobbing. Its by far the best part of Part 3.

lighthearted

So lucky, you should be a betting man

wait what

Yeah we don't know either, maybe rape is their way to say hello, it was funny storytime regardless

WHAT

Honestly the sanest thing so far

You have so much yet to learn, my dear anime-only...

ohhhh, seems like a long road for me. I hope I can catch up
I agree with you on the abruptness of Abdul's death. I actually felt like Polnareff when I watched that. Couldn't believe my eyes. Also, the scene where he sees Abdul with Iggy as dust in the window is what made me cry. Especially the music during that moment is very beautiful, I can probably call it a masterpiece.

Today I will remind them. The Panel that killed Jojo.

DP did a very good job with that whole fight, but the music in that scene is exceptionally good you're right.

Oh araki, you and your raping heart

Fuck off.

SPOILER THAT SHIT NIGGA!!!!

So why did she say this?

AIEEEEEEE NOT THE CHESTNUTS!!!
RAPEGOBLIN-SAMA TASKETEE~~EEEE

The point of no return for the hype

ALL WE HEAR IS
why did radio gaga break the fandom again? I speedread the last like 20 chapters years ago

Its the 2nd to last chapter before the end of part 8 and we have over 15 unaddressed plotlines including Josuke forgetting about his own fucking braindead mother.

The fact that Araki took us to a flashback to fight a fucking guardrail in the past that added nothing to the story was the point most people realized that Araki can only write "thus spoke rohan." mini-stories.

Abandon all hope, ye who enter Jojolion Chapter 109

I'll just release some Schizobabble I've been thinking about as of late

Part α (Alpha) Jojogatari: Sparkling Venus

"Rojo Rosa Miranjo" (secretly Rojo Joestar Rosa Miranjo) is a Colombian Tomboy who likes living at the edge and doing extreme stuff, She ends up involved in a conspiracy against a Japanese Idol that secretly rules the world.
-Setting: a Tour around the world focused on idol stuff and the entertainment industry
-Main Jojo power: Her stand allows her to Accelerate towards anything she desires without limits on how fast she can get
-Main antagonist power: A Stand that controls "Purpose" and can give any use to any object created by the main villain

Part Δ (Delta) Jojogatari: Great Mercury Valley

Shigekata Shizune (静女) "Jojo", a small shy, and easy to scare, 21yo woman, wants to prove herself as a capable adult moves to California to find a Tech job in Silicon Valley, in the process she reunites with her older brother and ends up involved with the biggest scam in human history.
-Setting: Corporate hellscape in California
-Main Jojo power: A long Range Colony stand that stores electricity and builds structures with it, extremely versatile and evolves into a powerful punch ghost at the end
-Main antagonist power: A stand that controls "The laws of men" allowing the user to bend and change laws, rules, and systems however he likes as long as they are recognized by a sizeable majority. It ends up evolving into a stand that turns Social recognition into "real power" turning the user into a god as long as people around him think of him as such.

Not just the fight. The whole anime is fantastic. I thought part 2 is fun, but 3rd part quickly because my favorite so far. My friends tell me that part 4 is superior though, so I'm hoping it'll be good.

Part Ω (Omega) Jojogatari: Kiss of Mars.

The Brando family adopted a girl from the streets "Joan Joestar" (Now Joan Brando) who's now obsessed with repaying the favor by becoming a "True Lady" but her sister "Diana Brando" wants to stop her for unknown reasons.
-Setting: All girls school in modern England
-Main Jojo power: A Gymnastic Ribbon that melts anything it touches, Joan "evolves" this ability by covering herself with the ribbon to turn her stand into a suit, and later melting her own brain inside the suit to recreate a punch ghost
-Main antagonist power: A colossal stand the size of Plymouth that traps anyone who touches it in a cycle that prevents them from realizing the Stand's presence and escaping it's range

Would Araki hand Jojo to anyone else after he retires?

Is Lulu going to be the Tsurugi/Lucy/Emporio/Hayato of this part?
I imagine Araki has long term plans for her but i don't see her siding with out protagonist for obvious reasons

Bags Groove isn't really suited for a major ally.

I don't think he will... Unless he somehow finds a way to make money from other people writing Jojo stories, then he would likely encourage it

Why didnt Giorno and Jotaro just use Koichi to tame the bad guys in part 5? Koichi's kind soul and boyish charm is the most overpowered ability in the entire series.

He was on holiday, he had to go back to Morioh at some point, he's it's Golden Heart after all.

I know that, I don't believe they are Rockies, myself, I was just pointing out how dumb it sounds when you think of plot points in past parts.

When Koichi is not on screen, anons should be asking "Where's Koichi?"

If Koichi is so great then why did he get raped?

This storytime shamelessly TRACED that a million times

Koichi mindbroke this whole board

Koichi needs to have louder, angrier sound effects and have access to a freeze ability.

Jotaro never mentioned Koichi during SO

Really took me out of the story.

How does Yasuho compare to Koichi in terms of reliability? What if they swapped places?

Jonathan's Movie VA went on to voice Diavolo in the anime

Will Zeppeli's Movie VA went on to voice Kira in ASB/EoH

Diavolo's ASB/EoH VA went on to voice Kira in the anime

How roundabout...

God he looks so bad in the VA manga and idk why

They sure do like repurposing the old game voice actors as different characters in the anime. I wouldn't be surprised if Yuki Kaji returned, but instead of voicing Johnny in the anime, he's voicing Andre Boomboom kek.

his name is literally jobbin

What was Araki thinking?

half of the posts are just unfunny fucking edits of Joshu's head

This is why people stopped coming here. The most underage retarded low IQ posts instead of actual discussion

Honestly, I'd say there around the same tier of reliable. One just gets raped more often.

The Jojopocrypha Trilogy, starring Jojos that feasibly probably could've existed, but didn't.
Based on that one thread where we brainstormed ways Josuke could've existed without Joseph cheating on Suzi.

Part 2.5 - Sunlight Knight

France, 1945
Jocelyn Jouveau, age 24
Lisa Lisa, unbeknownst to herself or anyone else, was pregnant when she killed George II's zombie officer and had to go on the run. She quietly gave birth and quietly left the baby on the doorstep of an orphanage in France on her way from Britain to Italy, not wanting to link herself to the child in any way.
Jocelyn serves in WWII, using his Hamon that he had a knack for from birth and fighting axis soldiers (Stroheim cameo included) and even some characters with stands that he can't see.

Part 3.5 - Wild Card

Japan, 1994
Jojiro Kujo, age 16.
Jotaro's unmentioned younger brother. He was on vacation with his dad Sadao when he was struck with a horrible illness, making them unable to travel and reunite with Holly.
After this, he awakened his stand, The Joker (named after the song by the Steve Miller Band and the Joker from a deck of cards, as a sort of midway between the tarot theme of part 3 and the music theme from parts 4 onward).
The Joker has the ability to make any 2 objects switch places, so long as Jojiro is the only one looking at those objects. So a lot of the framing of his fighting style is Funny Valentine-esque magic tricks.
Main villain of the part would be a remnant of Dio's minions who found Jojiro while hunting down Jotaro. Not anyone as important as Pucci, obviously. The stakes would be much lower, relatively. Somewhere between parts 3 and 4.

Part 5.5 - Dark Son

United States (Any state not near Florida to explain why he doesn't appear in SO) - 2006
Joshua Jones-Brando, age 20
The son of one of Dio's many lovers. His mother legally changed her last name to Brando in the hopes that it would make it easier to find her (he wasn't looking).
Joshua is like an anti-Giorno in a lot of ways. Giorno had noble goals like Jonathan, with the ruthlessness of Dio.
Joshua would be the opposite. He's power-hungry like Dio and commits crime for self-empowerment, but he has principles like Jonathan. So he wouldn't hurt a surrendering enemy and would risk his life to help an innocent bystander, even if it gets in the way of his plan to be a rich and powerful kingpin or whatever.
His stand is Black Parade, which can transfer damage between any two people or objects that are touching. He's the go-to healer of the group, oftentimes using Black Parade to move his teammates' wounds to his own body.
Not sure who the villain would be. Maybe like a corrupt police chief or federal agent. Could even be his half-brother, someone who uses justice solely as a means to abuse others, making him the true opposite to Joshua instead of Giorno.

You know it really is Yasuho's fault here
But c'mon now, a half naked girl runs up to you and yells "OH GOD YES PLEASE TAKE ME, FILL UP MY WOMB!" and then she suddenly wants to switch up the story and go "AIIIIEEEE RAPISTS!!!" when she realizes they're ugly
Fucking whores man, this was 2011 too? Araki predicted the #MeToo movement

Too be fair, you need an IQ of 100+ to appreciate the Joshu hair edits and why Tsurugi is well-written and realistic.

You mean why Tsurugi is so fuckable and sexy

CC2 had the right idea, it's Araki who fucked up.

brown guy writes his rape fantasy

The eyes have thick black outlines which looks off on a character that is supposed to have a simplistic baby face. He's also even shorter.

The first place she asked them to take her was the hospital

Imagine the threesome.

....to get the abortion ready after they fill her womb with their seed, you left that part out

stupid araki with his stupid hiatus and his stupid TSKR... i want to read jojolands god damn it

he's now hate write long story

remind me why this page is so memed? is it just kei?

the photo gets shown later and kei is just flat out photoshopped out of it

10 days left
Does it mean anything if your stand is a robot?

He looks bad in the DiU manga where he gets shorter than Hayato.

Does it mean anything if your stand is a robot?

Nope.

What if Bohemian Rhapsody is real but it just got cancelled out immediately because Put Back already exists?

It's Chris Chan's dimensional merge.

The fact Sonichu existed for a while in the JJBA universe is the exact reason it had to be reset.

can s&w even do it?