Shoushimin Series

Fair. Fuck anon and then Osanai, she is meant to be the dessert after all.

Or that the writer is dumber than both of them, as if often the case with genius protagonist mysteries. I don't know, how obvious of a clue was the napkin in the Charlotte caper?

kobato, when it's about osanai

she called?

It’s obviously Urino’s friend

it's obviously

Osanai the property destroyer.

Rip Urino, he never had a chance.

may.2chan.net/b/res/1318037014.htm
2chan thread for shit and giggles.

There's a pretty strong bull case for Kobato to be the bad guy actually

not the main POV character

nobody asking him where he is in the evenings

is an unfeeling monster whose brain doesn't work like normal people re. Nakamaru arc

imagery of one of Nakamaru's suitors being responsible in the OP

how did he know about the catch with the fire station map?

IIRC he wasn't the one who initiated the breakup with Osanai even though he did call her a liar, so maybe the sick fuck got off on it and wanted to show her that he can do it too

Apparently the reason the full was so late was because the people set to do the MV kept cancelling on them. So the guy that wrote and composed the song just got pissed off and drew it himself.

It's up

Did she just make herself seem like the culprit to lure in kobato?
Probably realized the red bitch was boring and wanted him back.

Osanai isn't the culprit bros

Osanai

It is time.

she gets off when Urino starts playing Jogoro

Yeah, she definitely missed his autism.

FUCKING RUN

Cooked doesn't even begin to describe what happened to Urino this episode.

they are shoushimin by the way

holy fuck kengo

Basically the only time they talk is what anime shows, there are no offscreen interactions between them.

The last thing I ever see

Urino thought he was hot shit

Osanai: that was all me, bitch

DO NOT BELIEVE HER LIES

He's about to get a sledgehammer to his nuts

Look at how happy he his

uh oh

brutal

Osanai destroyed Urino goddamn. I think this hits even worse than what the whore said to Kobato...by a lot.

Jesus Christ, he's getting grilled hard.

I just watched a man got mentally raped by a midget, this is a violation of my human right

Yeah, she never had any interest in urino. She was just using him.

This was the reason she told him to drop the case because she knew it would end up this way. Only problem is that it's obvious she was baiting him.

next episode: her intricate plan of how she got away with it

How do you recover from this? Not to mention that it was not all considering who the real arsonist probably is.

local journalist not so smug after being manipulated

mental foreplay

Ahahahaha
Jesus Christ

AAAAAAHHHH PLEASE STEP ON MY DICK YUKI-SAMA!!!

you can't be this retarded

HEY URINO

damn

osanai fucking destroys urino the episode

HAHAHA
You all who doubted Osanai are fucking destroyed.

I'm worried about the last volume only being 3 episode adaption, considering how solid this adaption has been so far maybe it will be fine?

she's so damn tiny

jogaro fucking destroyed by a 3 timing slut

urino absolutely obliterated by sweet-eating fatty

Can it get any more over?

TRY WRITING FOR NEWSPAPER NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!

>jogaro fucking destroyed by a 3 timing slut

:)

He just stood there eyes closed and mouth open

Well, she was never the firestarter, but she is the one behind it in some way.

10 fucking minutes of OSanai destroying Urino

one sec, need a smoke

>jogaro fucking destroyed by a 3 timing slut

you might wanna watch that again

it's over...

I genuinely thought that for a moment

normal person wants to become extraordinary

extraordinary people want to become normal

both sides realize that it's futile

pottery

9000 IQ

try to break down a wall instead of attacking the lock

Really?

the entire MV is the martian guy hitting things

Is he releasing steam with it at least?

Holy fuck, he got fucking BLASTED.

Blocks your path

How do you respond without sounding mad?

They were just having fun. Didn't you hear them laughing?

Sorry Osanai, you're hungry because I ate your sweets

>try to break down a wall instead of attacking the lock

yeah I was thinking the same thing

Looks like he satisfied her

That's how it works in anime. Did you forget the whole shed on fire scene of Ameku Takao?

Will you answer the call?

You probably would have more luck with breaking old planks.

Why is she in a washing machine?

He didn't, that was sarcasm.

Don't remind me.

lmaoooo

Osanai. I am no longer asking. Please grind that sledgehammer into my crotch.

Did you forget the whole shed on fire scene of Ameku Takao?

yes

I refuse to believe she can do anything wrong
Look how happy she is

She was playing spaceship.

A motherfucking exploitable!

STOP
HE'S ALREADY DEAD

Will you answer the Shoushimin call?

when did this show turn into orb episode

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

For whatever reason planks are nailed from the inside, so yeah breaking the wall is much easier.

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did she really have to kick his corpse 10 times after the fact? bros...

I thought she was going to do the fake tears and say she is sorry again.

Absolutely brutal.

simultaneously helped him and baited him into suspecting her so that his own mediocrity led him to waste time and miss the real culprit

Brutal beyond belief

Wood is softer than a metal lock, bro. Also, you can see she's getting an adrenaline rush from damaging private property

Who caught the real culprit? Kengod?

That's legit what *I* thought while watching this whole episode

may.2chan.net/b/res/1318025043.htm

You missed the airing thread. Damn, it's popular over there.

lol no. You hit this once and it falls off.

Did I get this right? He baited the whole newspaper club into believing the culprit was caught so Urino walked away? Is Osanai truly the culprit?

Washing her hands clean from crime.

osanai summoning a typhoon on a specific day to generate both bait for urino and alibi for herself

Kengo was chasing the culprit, Kengo wouldn't fail.

never knows best

It was never her, Urino was just dumb as bricks. Kengo caught the culprit.

Sex

Brutal episode, she fucking killed urino, but urino deserves it for being such a dumbass and jumping to conclusions without concrete evidence.
Can't wait for next week. <3 Osanai

made for kobato's detective cock

This episode was everything I expected it to be

and baited him

Entirely his own fault, he'll never be a great detective if he can't separate the red herrings.

*this is not a date

it is now

how'd she do it

probably by doing a gay little dance

million views in a day

Nice.

I'm guessing she's the one who's pulling the strings.
She needed to burn that van after all.

Really liked the initial talk where KenGod is real with Cuckbato and tells him they won't again until it's time for another mystery.
I guess Osanai decided to troll Urino after pick related. She is still most likely the mastermind behind the fires and was the one who started calling the shots, but Urino's gay friend is now out of her hands and is doing his own thing

You need to watch some Lock Picking Lawyer

Who is going to be responsible for putting down the mad dog that is Osanai?

That’s what makes it brutal. She gave him hint after hint and he fixated on the most superficial stuff to suspect her of the crime instead of realizing she was playing a deeper game, even as she says she’s dipping him in layers of misapprehension. It was entirely his failure and it caused him to suspect the girl he asked out instead of fulfilling his dream. Crushing absolute despair.
Have you read 1Q84 by Murakami? There’s a relevant scene for generation of storms lol

You can tell she [wants] to like Urino, but he's not as smart or cunning as Kobato so she doesn't get strong enough kicks out of scheming and maneuvering around him.

I volunteer to do some pinning down.

Imagine getting verbally abused by Osanai.

can someone hand me over an Osanai apology form? I need one asap...

Urino should've rape corrected her right here

he was the one getting raped

Osanai apology form

don't sign it, it's secretly a contract that sells your soul to her

Couldn't even get his dick up if he wanted to. It likely retracted into his body.

nyooooo why?

I can't believe Osanai arranged the whole thing just for her deduction fetish!

that damned smile...

also, checked

Probably considering it was their mole that reported the news.

Urinal is completely destroyed, what a fun episode

she has her methods

So you can hear her disappointment and disgust softly echo off the tubes when you believe she's the arsonist.

They have some of favorite interactions, Kengo is such a bro
They should hang out more

How is her voice so fucking sexual?

the whole exchange happens on a playground

symbolism kino

BRUTALITY

HEY PAUL

She has some succubus blood in her

Even if I forget everyone’s names, even if my mobile phone’s memory gets emptied, the first name to come up would be Doujima Kengo, wouldn’t it?

“No u”

Smug

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT TINKER TAILOR NOW YOU FUCKING BASTARD

It's that hint of breathiness in her voice that makes it seem like she's whispering.

mfw redhead retard keeps blabering on

tfw had to stop him to take your fix

ASMR-chan

all this Urino bullying

He should correct her.

Ok but for real, why did she have to obliterate him this bad?

Martian in Greek is Areianos

Neat

I wanna see smoking Osanai now, that'd be hot

she gets off on it

I am not crazy! I know she saw the broken clock! I knew it was Saturday. 41 minutes past midnight. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. She - she covered her tracks, she got that idiot at the book store to lie for her. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? She's done worse. That hammer! Are you telling me that a hammer just happens to go missing like that? No! She pilfered it! Osanai! She kidnapped herself! And I dated her! And I shouldn't have. I took her as my own girlfriend! What was I thinking? She'll never change. She'll never change! Ever since she was a first-year student, always the same! Couldn't keep her hands off of the chestnut! But not our Osanai! Couldn't be precious Osanai! Avenging them blind! And she gets to be a regular citizen!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped her when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop her!

oh so this is the 2nd cour?
guess i'll try to catch up
what should i expect? i only know that the author made hyouka

"The Earth just opens up and swallows people," I say, some what sadly, checking my school newspaper.
"Eerie." Kengo yawns, stretching. "Really eerie."
"Ominous." I nod my agreement.

You forgot he said he would entertain her?

did you actually forget The Moment?

With what? She has castrated him.

what should i expect?

autist kino

I think it's pretty obvious, isn't it?

Cheeky enabler. He should be corrected.

Let's not do that. Let's have some Schwarzwälder Baumstrudelzapfen instead.

Honestly that's the exact perfect amount to know, go watch it now and don't look back.

This smile makes women have melties.

Urino isn't strong enough.

Hyouka is the fun adventures of people who are weird but fundamentally sane. Shoushimin is about people who are genuinely not normal which makes it not so much fun as it is funny and highly entertaining.

normal people being normal

She will never forget
She will never forgive

If he does, most likely Osanai would already considered that part.
Imagine thrusting hip frantically but she kept looking at you like this.

False accusations

Doesnt jogoro also thinks shes the arsonist?

does nothing until Kobato sees her

No. He only thinks that once he has gotten a hold of that hammer.

She just wanted to have fun with her fellow shoushimin

when the anta baka is so off the mark you gotta hit him with the shoushimin stare

Osanai has never been wrong once

Meanwhile Kobato was humiliated by a common whore

:)

kek

):<

so are they gonna reveal who the arsonist was or is this arc finished?

OP song is named Martian

GODDAMN TIME REWINDING GIRL, COVERING UP HER TRACKS! I KNEW IT

He asked her if it is her doing. She apparently knew to bring a hammer to get to the flammable jerrycans before ever looking in the shed.
She might not have lit that fire, but knows the place, time (and culprit?). Might even directed the fires, so she 'did' the fires without setting it herself.

so are they gonna reveal who the arsonist was

obviously it will be revealed next episode

In the end he humiliated her by overanalyzing the tomato while she was anxious about cheating

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HE'S JUST A NORMAL FAG AFTER ALL!
OOOOOF! FAGGOT GOT PAWNED BY TINY GREMLIN!
THIS IS SO FUCKING DELICIOUS!

It's obviously Nakamaru

shame they didn't do the fish eye effect so we could truly understand how mindbroken he had become.

Kengo ASMR is just as good if not better

All Sherlock stories would be greatly improved if Moriarty was a tiny evil little girl with a breathy voice, prove me wrong

I want her to hit me with that hammer. Anyone made an edit where it seems like she does?

Shoushimins problem are that the characters pretty boring. I like kengo but aside from that one episode, he's just been as boring as everyone else.

It's so fucking over.

Wouldn't it be way easier to whack the padlock off with that hammer? Less damage too.
And why is that beta fag just watching that tiny girl do all the grunt work?

Osanai is now taller than me

owari da

It turns him on.

lol

Isn't she the one that pulls the strings behind the arsonist? With the rape van evidence conveniently getting torched was her hidden purpose all along.

there are halflings posting in this thread

The only that would improve this show would be Shaft head tilts.

a hobbit lay here

I told you it wasn't Osanai-san
Osanai-san isn't evil
You just can't understand Osanai-san

Hard to believe it's the same VA as Yamada Anna.

imagine the sex

PISS-KUN STATUS: BURNED

Not hard to believe

JUST

You are just a normalfag

I never had faith in you

You aren't too bright

Bruh.

Urino fails to prove Osanai is the arsonist and gets btfo by her

Kobato will prove Osanai is involved in the arson case, even if she wasn't actually the one starting fires

She will pay for her crimes

stitch of this anyone?

i didn't want to hurt your pride

proceeds to fucking destroy any pride and dignity he had in the same scene

So did Osanai just dated this normal faggot just so she can toy with him & destroys him for fun?

probably because he was calling her the arsonist, which is a prison sentence, with his whole chest while being completely wrong. he deserved it

guy is called urine

does a piss-poor job

wow

what should i expect?

hyouka but if chitanda was evil

It's like pottery

God... that massive shit she shat in his throat. I feel like fucking her right now.

Stop liking evil women

Urino

Now is Osanai's Urinal

My knees...

NANDO DEMO

YAMEROOOOOOOOOO!

osanai'd

I think it's the red haired guy's friend

Here lies Urino Takahiko, he never scored.

Justice. Justice for Urinal.

Oooooof.....

I think she still wanted to be "normal" after her break up last season and he ruined it by calling her the fireman

Osanai probably manipulated him into doing it as well for the coup de grace

jesus fuck call an ambulance

isn't the fire right beside the door? they'd knock off the lock and the fire would be right there

fuck the ambulance. call a hearse

I don't think I've seen a man more devastated than Urino was this episode. Absolute annihilation

urine

can't put out a fire

took 6 episodes until they linked up again

it was kino

love this show

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES