Dragon Ball Z: Cell's very own thread

Once I revert to an egg, I must bury myself underground for 3 years . There my form matures.

I don't get why this is a meme desu. Other than the fact that it does not make sense as to how he buries himself as an egg.

It just is okay ?!?

It's like

I hid myself while repairing myself

synthetic man the greatest breakers youtuber

Nah it was popular before him because of the video "Playing Cell like a psychopath." I still don't get why people think it is funny though.

Also Synth is a simp cuck with no conviction.

hop off my goat nigger

tomar

It's just an absurd quote out of context.

tch i...ii haate you III HATE YOUUU

is it?

My adopted daughter arrived in the mail today
Said she's from Planet Fajita or something

It's the only thing Cell can say in his larval form and feels out of nowhere along with being a mouthful, so everyone spams it until this happens.

She looks like she smells like ozone

My name is Larry and I'm here to take a Kamehameha in the ass up the ass

I actually kinda wanna try Breakers now despite all the (ha) predatory shit.

I'm gonna rip your own fucking dick off and assrape you with it I swear to God Tienrus I SWEAR TO GOD YOU MOTHERFUCKER

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I'm getting REAL fucking tired now
Prepare yourself.
My vengeance will be slow. Painful. Brutal. Sexual.
RTHly and CockBrokeAss will suffer and will never be able to show their faces in MY halls again.

*pees in mouth*

English Dub:

So, It's true. You ARE all talk and no action. A true piece of trash.

Japanese Dub:

Finished, all right. Scum is, after all, scum.

Which suits Zly more?

Quiet.

Where's Gigi's ogre assrape scene cocksucker

The infant gets it now

Fucking despicable gigINSECT. It keeps forcing its dead shit tranny from a dead shit franchise everytime in these threads.

The original? That's who he is

sub it sounds more humiliating the dub sounds like someone trying hard to come off as cool

So Funimation it is. Glad we agree that the adventures of Goku Williams is superior to the silly Japanese spinoff

Damn I hope you get like explosive diarrhea all day tomorrow

English Dub wins.

Only assholes and communists watch the fucking Engloid dub

when you search ebony + BWC

Wouldn't it be the other way around for tien?

Let me check the calendar
Yep
It's both Opposite Day and Tienrus Will Act Like A Retard Day

I hate that fuckable little bitch, Monica Rial for canceling Zly's original english dub voice actor, Vic Mignogna. There will never ever be another voice actor who can capture the energy Vic Mignogna had when voicing Zly.

Kill yourself already, freak.

The replacement sounds like a gay teenager trying to mimic Broly

Burn the entire industry.

race mixing is shit

Lucky cell

She voices bitches so it's not surprising that she's also a bitch as well.

You're in a burning building

to your left is Pintar stuck under some lumbar

to your right is Panfag suffocating to death

in front of you is KaiserNeko burning alive next to a fire extinguisher

You can only help one and escape with them alive, the other two die

Who does /dbs/ choose?

uuhuuh I choose nobody

You have to choose someone or else Sphere hunter will cry

I like the old Bulma

I hate him too.

JP has the better context because he knows Bejita's some low scum, but EN has a major impact because it comes off as Broly confirming the rumors that Bejita is all bark no bite, likely stuff Paragus said during his constant plotting against King Vegeta and Bejita probably but still, EN Dub ZBroly has absolutely raw lines that even if they go against the context set by the original dialogue, it's hard to deny that Z Broly is pure savagery.

Sleepy halls...

I help the fire extinguisher.

Saving Panfag over the other 2 objectively improves threads and fanbase.

Listen to this fucking cow blast ass
Dumbfuck bloated like a cow
Explosively loud super long sloppy farts
Roiling bubbly gut constantly tight and cramping
Sick and sweaty monkey
Trashy ass monkey

A Legendary Fighter.

LDERST

Who else is like violently sick of Pintar?

I forgot that Trunks not only defeated Frieza but he also defeated Cell in his timeline.

I don't like her, but it's not like there's anything anyone can do about it.

He also raped Dabura and killed Buu. Defeated Zamasu and Black

I wouldn't save the Panfag because it spams walls of text trash and forces GT many times in the threads praising it like its some kind of a masterpiece when it objectively and factually killed the franchise for years. The franchise had to live off on Z videotoys and merchandise before getting revived in 2013 with BoG.

Trunks is a fucking hero that SHITjita wishes he resembled more. Trunks is morel like GODku or Gohan than his father.

I'll find a way to save them all, I always do.

youtube.com/watch?v=AelY-A-hP2A

You ruined the Zly thread. Can you leave Cell's thread alone?

But I haven't even posted there?

This is avatarfagging. Kill yourself.

How would Bulma and Chichi react?

One's a Chinese hick peasant who was going to cleave Gohan for having blonde hair like a punk
The other is a super rich girl who probably votes Republican

They want to watch

Lies detected. See?

I'm more sick of Gigi.

Anything else?

I was until she dialed back the pedo spam and started shitting on Giginiggers, she's pretty based now.

Keep crying schizo.

Where's the moe.

Where's the moe.

We love Gigi here.

You can't say something that controversial, anon.

I hate saiyans so god damn much

*n*

Can't even fucking do it, too late don't have the energy

*n*

OwO

UwU

Why is the larva even playable. He never did anything in that form, just hung out at the time machine until he could molt

Tenshinhan? Dodged Buu when 99.9 percent of the world couldn't, including JOBventeen.

Neon Tri Beam Ki Ko Go Fuck Yourself is the coolest move in DB and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

voca.ro/1lgUemLyBvy3

17 saved the multiverses.
TenSHIThan did nothing.

The JP one is a meme

ENTER

𝘞𝘏𝘖 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘍𝘜𝘊𝘒 𝘋𝘖 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘕𝘒 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘈𝘙𝘌
I want to punch a hole in your chest, burrow inside you, and kill you from the inside
I'll fuck you the fuck up motherfucker if you EVER talk to me like that EVER AGAIN
I have crusaded against the enemies of civilization, the degenerates, the peasants, the nobles, and all that is righteous for decades. I have slain the emasculating bastards by the thousands without rest. I have journeyed across hundreds of nations that bared witness to my prideful fury.

For all my life, I have felt the flames of hatred towards those that have oppressed me and my people. I have witnessed utter barbaricism from those who believe that they are civilized. Now, I feel only desire. Desire to rip their broken bones from their bodies, to watch them choke in their own blood, to dance in the boiling skin of those who ate gold while we endured the pangs of starvation. To eviscerate those tramps who lazed and partied in taverns and meadhalls and spent their meager coin on fleeting pleasures while I fought for their wasted freedoms.

And I hate you. I feel a wrath that burns past any obstacle. The very sight of your devastatingly disgusting face sends my soul into a blind rage that cannot be tamed. I would experience a thousand pains and deaths just to wrangle your little sticc neck until it is gone. I would go through the wrath of God and Satan together, to end your pathetic existence. You deserve a thousand times a thousand deaths, each more horrible than the last. And I will be your death, even if I had to fall from heaven and rise from hell.

These. Are. My. Words.

𝑰 𝑾𝑰𝑳𝑳 𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝑭𝑶𝑹𝑮𝑰𝑽𝑬. 𝑰 𝑾𝑰𝑳𝑳 𝑵𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑭𝑶𝑹𝑮𝑬𝑻. 𝑰 𝑾𝑰𝑳𝑳 𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑻 𝑼𝑵𝑻𝑰𝑳 𝒀𝑶𝑼. 𝑨𝑹𝑬. 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫.

What compels a man to cosplay as an obscure bleach character and spend his 30s shitposting. It's not even that funny

Based comic. Frieza needs to clap these monkey cheeks already.

I warned you to stop, if only you could've known, motherfucker. Now it's too late, you've unleashed my darkside, motherfucker, I’m on a thousand downers now—I’m drowsy. I drank a fifth of vodka. I'm driving. Everyone's going to die now. Hey guess what, I have my baby sister tied up in the trunk, but I didn't slit her throat, cause if she suffocates she’ll suffer more and then she’ll die too. You bastards thought you could mess with me. But now you've pushed me too far and you're going to pay. Never push a man too far, motherfucker, you'll find the 𝔹𝔼𝔸𝕊𝕋. It's over for you all. All you waifufaggots, you Brolyfaggots, you kissfaggots, you cuckfags, you Rukiafags, you Nulyfaggot shitbitches, everyone. Say your prayers. I won't be listening, hahaha

Click click BOOM

Who the fuck is melting down NOW??

Pintar
Sakurako
Gigi

Kill
Marry
Fuck

Gigi
Sakurako
Pintar

Kill
Marry
Kill

killed the franchise

You mean ended like rightfully should? Based GT.
BoG and anything after is just zombifying the franchise with needless, stakeless midquels.

when you remember when yuliban created literal gene modified Aryan willowy blonde white girl royal princess literally called the "snowflower" but she can't be impregnated by anyone other than their own new species no matter how much BBC she takes infinite BBC every black dick in history can't get her even the tiniest pregnant

Why didn't that bitch stick to his tittymen Saiyan OCs
I AM PISSED
I AM VIOLENT
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
I CAN'T TAKE IT.

8743

Fuck the fuck off SHITCUNTFART before I rip your dick off and assrape you with it

We REALLY need to put Tienrus down like a sick dog.

FUCK

FUUUUCK

So, this is how it ends
A never ending legal battle between Shueisha and Capsule Corp
the death of a 20 year plus arcade series in favor of a barely alive barely any content arcade series nobody likes
constant slow drip updates to games that were made almost 10 years ago
a desperate "successor" drawing promo art once every couple of months in hopehe gets to work on the series again.
A fandom that fight clouds itself over schizo lore, headcanon and recons.

I can't even call this pathetic, this is a tragedy. I can only hope One Piece doesn't end up like this.

recons.

Yup.

WHAT?!?! No BVLL CONQUERING her wonderful cunt making her orgasm 50 TIMES with his SUPERIOR BBC??? No 9 months of that well melanated baby growing inside her beautiful white womb??? No mixed race babies for my beautiful Snowflower??? I’ll never get to see her give birth to children of the black master race???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!