Precure

yuri kiss

NTR yuri

What the FUCK is going on in this season! It's great!

CLAP YOUR HANDS

YELLOWS ARE GOATED

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there is no fuck

This episode definitely made my heart go doki doki.

It really was the new-gen version of that Rikka episode in Doki.

Nana's winking anus.

Neetamadorobous can go burn in hell ~mero

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Villain status?

KIRAKIRALAN'D

NTR

You missed the literal NTR season Hugtto I take it?

It goes without saying that they aren't 100% the same, but I wasn't expecting a comparable episode in my lifetime.

SEX WITH YAYOI

Hey, I'm new to this site. Why is there yuri here? Doesn't Anon Babble have Anon Babble for yuri?

Anon Babble is all inclusive japanese animated media
Anon Babble is deathtrap

Zero similarities between them.

Both center on how one character's best friend getting too close to an idol makes a different character jealous.

No retarded roleplayer, that's not how Anon Babble works. You're not obligated to only post music on Anon Babble either.

I missed the last thread but here are my top 5 Cures in no particular order:

1. Yukari
2. Lulu
3. Laura
4. Mayu (only because she’s literally me)
5. Yayoi

Honorable Mentions: Hana, Tsubomi, Yuri, Haruka, Uta, Kokoro, Makoto, Shiny Luminous, Kaoru & Michiru (shut up, they count!), and Riko

Rate my taste?

i love precure braps

Purirun's best friend is Tanaka.

Hi Mayu, why didn't you rank Yuki at all? Won't that make her jealous and possibly dangerous?

Rate my taste?

Bad for liking Yukari.

3. Laura

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Sorry anons. I went to work. Its peak donation season so it was all hands on deck, and our system was not playing ball to record everything.
But my DM is nice Anon Babble bara boy. His campaigns are pretty meme-y and I torture him by sending him the kigs you all post.

That one guy who said nobody likes Yukari is going to reply with a walltext.

Be happy Laura was ranked at all, after all the threads we had where she was just completely not posted at all and completely forgotten.

Pretty good taste

Michiru and Kaoru count

based

Don't let Meroron think that. It's bad enough that she wants to kill Uta.

kig torture

Why would you do that?

Its very funny listening to him get the ultra willies. You can hear a massive man of fat and muscles shaking like a general.

That's what they listen for.

Yukari

Bad

She’s the most complex and layered character in the entire franchise though…

Complex characters means they have flaws, and flawed precures are not good precures, not good then means bad. Simple really.

Weak bait.

Yuki was a better cat.

Most yuri episode in years (not counting Maho 2 of course)

Yuniko is a fraud

It was quite fun.

Also my chance to chill Bang Dream It's MyGO (also by Yuniko).

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flawed precures are not good precures

Incel Big Friend hands typed this post…

three times to bad end beauty, twice to etoile today

We expected the Girls Band Cry writer to be the main writer for Kimi to Idol

We get the MyGO writer to make some episodes instead

Funny twist. Maybe next season?

*posts mermaid*

"Stop spamming the mermaid"

*does not post the mermaid*

"Haha the mermaid is completely forgotten"

Make up your mind.

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How?

No. You make up your mind with fish.

what do you mean how

flawed precures are not good precures

I’m guessing MANA DA BES is your favorite Cure huh?

how'd you cum 5 times without getting tired

Its called Gooning anon.

My top 5 are:
Tsubasa
Henri
Elena
Akira
Urara

So how’s my taste?

are the fairies lesbians? meroron is still getting they/themed in the subs. purirun is confirmed a girl.

Meroron's almost certainly female. I don't think they'll have a girl-looking plushie for sale reveal itself to be a boy.

Unless they’re our first confirmed trans cure.

We’re about due for a woke season by now, last one was HS.

First lesbian fairy couple confirmed...

Meroron's a comic relief lesbian with a one sided crush like that bitch from Raildex

Woke/10

Very unlikely that Meroron is a boy with her toy's hair styling gimmick. Weird for the subs to be cautious about this, aren't they from Toei rather than CR?

That comic relief lesbian is the most popular character in Raildex btw

Ruru and Yayoi in the top 5

Hana also high

counting Kaoru and Michiru

Actually pretty good. Anyways, mine:

1) Ruru
2) Yayoi
3) Hana
4) Ako
5) Erika
HM's) Tsubomi, Mirai, Manatsu, Lala, Tsubasa, Kaoru/Michiru, the whole GoPri squad

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Episode writer is quite happy about the date scene and she's a known yuri lover.

You really don’t think Toei would give us our first out and out tranny cure after they already crossed the line with Henri and Tsubasa?

Weird for the subs to be cautious about this

The subber is afraid to misgender the fairy. These people are mentally ill.

Idiot.

are the fairies lesbians?

They’re sisters…

HOT

They are both girls but they don't love each other that way.

Go! Princess Precure review 34
As quickly as possible so anons can enjoy their new episode.

I thought it was going to be a Haruka episode today with all the bluster for her, but it was flipped and actually a Kirara episode! Lovely treat.

Summary for the Anons that need it: Proof that Kanata is lost! Haruka wants to go out in the middle of the night to search, but that is shot down by curfew. So they approach the problem with a little divination, and Shamour informs them that a Prince can be found in chocolate. In the next moment Kirara appears with none other than chocolate! Its a promotion the company is doing to seek out a princess, for the chocolate king. Everyone nominates Haruka to join the contest and after her acceptance Kirara begins training Haruharu. The training is tough, but the trooper that is Haruka endures; still failing the course on makeup. All the while Kirara is showing to have more openness to the people around her, to the point even her manager comments how ready Kirara is to give an autograph. Just before the contest Kirara provides her most sage-like advice: hang loose and improvise. She promises to be there at the contest, but Stop and Freeze are there to give her the MoTW roadblock. Haruka left by herself at the contest freaks out as her dress is a poor fit and no one is there to do her makeup. In the battle Kirara is freaking out because she is failing her promise. But Haruharu is no quitter, and tightens the dress herself before making a last attempt at makeup. With that Haruka walks the stage and smiles with Yui's encouragement. After her walk its off to the battlefield where she calms Kirara down and the two cures lay the smack down on the MoTW. With the monster gone, everyone returns to the contest for Haruka to win and get her flowers from the Chocolate king mascot; Kirara is beginning to think much more highly of Haruharu. Outside the girls congratulate Haruka, only for her to dash forward believing she saw Kanata. Episode end.

comic relief

Actually she seems important to the plot, and Purirun's relationship with Meroron could be a key event in the whole season.

Not so fast.

Sure, whatever, but there's zero indication that Meroron is that. The producers have been pretty open about their intent when they introduce "woke" stuff.

One of them clearly does.

Can't wait for human forms + Cures.
It will outgay Ruru and Emiru.

Kaito seems like a distant memory now.

The producers have been pretty open about their intent when they introduce "woke" stuff.

Henri and his relationship with Masato was actually a surprise though…

Man I thought I took a few more of Kirara, but most of my screens are just Haruharu getting bullied.
Still, as I did the recap I realized that Haruka did have a bit of growth here, so its probably better to say its a Haurka episode with a how much Kirara has grown?

I wonder if they're doing some sort of "cursed kid" plot with Meroron, like her existence is dangerous and she should stay away from civilization but the girls will save her.

well, we know that Meroron owns some mysterious lock and key she keeps in a chest that could be needed for something big. also Meroron got and said 'ZUKYUUUN'

oh please he could make out with Uta and get her pregnant in the last ep and you guys would just close your eyes and pretend it didn't happen.

Obviously we got a Hugtto-type situation in our hands, hetfags and yurifags can exist peacefully.

It was interesting watching the fight as Kirara was now in the reckless seat. She's usually pretty measured in her combat role, but she dropped all distance and just went for the CQC only to get smacked down. Attacks at a distance must not be all that effective.

Fuck. I'll try harder next time. I wont, I will forget.

I'd have to see it to believe it.

A little Yui on the side. She is starting to step up very quietly. Just before the contest she sat the other girls down and had them all prepare the sign. It was very sweet.

Emiruru weren't gay so I guess there's a shot. It would require Purirun to use a braincell though.

I wasn't expecting the date episode to start up the midseason cure arc.

He's basically a NPC at this point.
The most uninteresting character in the whole show.

sure but they could still have Purirun be a dense motherfucker because it's funnier that way
I'm sorry you miss your boyfriend anon

Emiruru weren't gay

What's funnier is that only Cure Idol has the super form confirmed so far.

Them being friends is all that they were. Post an interview that says otherwise.

One more after this.

Meanwhile people continue to pretend Tanaka doesn't even exist

Alright. I'm down now. I hope you all enjoy the new episode, I have to go finish my book on large scale business financing. Keep up the smiles /pc/ and good night.

Yeah and neither were Hibiki and Kanade.
No?

He exists, he just isn't intrusive like other males in the franchise.

Tanaka was pretty funny in the mother's day episode.

I'm down now.

I AM DONE NOW. God damn it. Have mercy Sango I love you.

Emiruru were gay

Would they really insert a lolicon pedo ship in a franchise aimed at literal toddlers?

The official subs use Zyukoon by the way. So the official midseason Cure name in English might be Cure Zyukoon

It was funny watching Meroron get jealous of Uta when Purirun is pretty attached to Tanakaan.

I GONNA KOOOOON!

Them being friends is all that they were

As far as I know, friends don't blow kisses at each other.

Yes.
There were two ships like that in Hugtto btw.

Yeah, I can see friends kissing each other in the cheek, but blow kisses would be way too weird.

Hetards entering yuri discussions be like

what you said is wrong! (times 40)

Nobody asked you dude, we're going to continue enjoying yuri content in this yuri franchise.

Henri blowing a kiss and Masato’s brother catching it while smiling was too subtle for him

No wonder you’re a fan of a franchise made for babies…

I mean, there was Harry/Hugtan. Harry's a hyper evolved hamster, so he's like one while Hugtan's a teenager.

Zyklon?

two

It doesn’t count if one of them was just turned into a baby temporarily.

They're increasingly butthurt since the prospects for any het romance this season keeps dwindling week after week.

Zordon B.

?

I don't know. I think Cutty/Uta isn't completely hopeless.
Joking aside, they might push Kaito/Uta in the second half, but I don't know. I think that if they were going to go that route, they would have pushed it harder in the group attack episode or the most het episode in the season (13).

wHaT Do yOu mEaN!?

Cutty/Uta

Implying they’ll ever pair a Cure with a fat and uggo Ojisan.

Kaito/Uta is DEAD IN THE WATER. It's OVER.
The window for any romantic development has already expired, and anything that COULD happen between the two from now on will feel forced and insincere.

Retarded. I guarantee official merch will still say Zukyun

He's not fat, he's big boned...

Just watched the episode. It was amazing!
Will Cutty be OK?
Also, Meroron's love for Purirun isn't yuri because it's not real. Meroron is just parasite who can't generate her own kirara-stuff so she has to leech off Purirun and she is confusing this relationship with love because she has read too many books.

Twinkle has always been a loose cannon.

On a scale of 1-10 how bad of a person is Syrup

Meroron is just parasite who can't generate her own kirara-stuff

Anon, that's just called feeling lonely.

Post an interview that says otherwise. If not, then you're just assuming.

Proof?

Wat

Well, there was that Saaya tease.

Still uggo and old though, and no way will they pair a Cure with someone like that or the little girls and moms will riot.

PoStÉ Le iNtErViEwE!

I can simply watch the episode with my own eyes and see one male blowing a kiss at another male.

Doctor/Nodoka...

That's why they'll do it. Putting children through emotional pain builds character.

and anything that COULD happen between the two from now on will feel forced and insincere

didn't stop Wonderful from doing it in the second half

Sometimes I wonder what the general understanding of teenage romance really is.

Why do so many people think Nodoka is hot? She's plain and probably the most demure and innocent MC there is.

Well that's Narita's shipping fanfic for you.

You know how Henri acts. He's not gay. Why do you have to be this way?

Can't I find demure and innocent girls hot?

and innocent

hahaha, nice joke

Wonderful at least pushed Satoru's one-sided love pretty hard in the first half. Kimi to Idol doesn't even have that much though.

You know how Henri acts.

Yeah, he acts gay.

...?

That's why they'll do it. Putting children through emotional pain builds character.

It panders too much to the Big Friend Otaku audience though, and they’re already banned from Kig shows so…

What do you really mean?

Acts doesn't mean he is. Did you even pay attention to his arc?

yeah but they still made Iroha develop romantic feelings out of nowhere in the span of one episode, who's to say Idol won't do that too

He wears a skirt
He blows a kiss to his male friend
He's gay
Now fuck off.

Wasn't that only for that one show...?
Also, did Maho3 get announced?

There's two types of "hot":
Women you would fuck for a night or date for a while.
Women you would marry.

Wanting to marry a girl makes her "hot" too in a way, even if her qualities are more understated.

they’re already banned from Kig shows

False. It was one place that did that.

If there isn't a law against it, there will be.

How is Nodoka not innocent? She's as pure as can be.

She developed feelings because of Satoru's Chad moment.

I notice that you can't answer a simple question.
Did you pay attention to his arc?

She's as pure as can be.

"I'm not the nice girl you think I am"

translation: he's not a love interest so he isn't real to me

She seems like the kind of nice girl that would totally put out.

THIS WEEK ON SUPER HERO TIME

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Yes, I watched Hugtto.
Nothing you say will convince me he isn't gay when all the evidence says otherwise.

cool sword

Keep projecting your insecurities, hetshit.

make season about saving declining birthrate

paint males that don't want to reproduce in a positive light

The after parties haven't started yet. I think there's one in 2 hours and a different one in 6 hours. I wouldn't get your hopes up though; I don't think they usually announce new seasons at those types of events.

make season about saving declining birthrate

make one of the Cures emotionally dependant on her robot even long into adulthood

Cute and 100% canon...

Nothing you say will convince me

Then continue being wrong.

So canon it happened in the actual show.

Tsubomi is mentioned by name in the Go Go opening song. Kind of weird. Surely they won't planning out Heartcatch back in 2008.

"tsubomi" is literally "bud"

She was in Splash Star's too, they must have put a lot of thought into Tsubomi.

Single biggest whore in all of anime. She would date every male character in every Precure.

Himari is really pretty here.

Himari's always pretty.

What would Himari be like as a girlfriend?

The sexiest cure

Extremely cute.

So Cure Kiss is because Meroron fully evolves into a cuckquean and DEMANDS Uta kiss Zukyun all night, right?

I will now post her.

Design is too clean, it will likely transform into something more toyetic.

You heard it here first, Meroron is Darkine.

Cure Wink is because Uta winked at her

Cure Kyunkyun is because Uta made her go Kyunkyun (Nana does too, but she met Uta first.)

Cure Zukyun is because Uta makes her go Zukyun (Purirun says the Idol Precure all made her go Zukyun, but again, she met Uta first.)

Logically speaking, Uta will kiss Meroron. The Uta harem is all consuming.

based haremstacy asserting her place over the subcouple

Uta is really sexy and charismatic imo...

So, black and white colours confirmed?

It's amazing how you can twist things to fit your delusions.

They could go for the "She's the final boss daughter" angle (Kiryuu sisters, Regina, Twilight before the reveal)

Maybe not always, but she probably deserves more credit than she gets.

I think you're wrong on all of those examples.

Fair they have surprise final bosses, I guess I should've used "big bad" or whatever, you know what I meant.

It still isn't yuri.

No, that was Honoka x Nagisa. Episode 8 made it obvious they're in love with each other.

The Kiryuu sisters were created, but they did seem to treat their boss like a father (even though he didn't care about them in return). King Jikochuu is Regina's dad even if it's a bit convoluted as to how exactly he is so. Twilight thought Dyspear was her mom and treated her as such.

you know what I meant

Yeah.
And speaking on Meroron, that would be interesting but it's been a long while since Precure has done it.

no
at most Meroron is the first unambiguous lesbian in the franchise

I didn't say anything wrong. Kokoro saw the Cure Idol video and made the Cure Idol research club before Cure Wink became a Cure, so her going kyunkyun can be attributed to Uta more than Nana. We all know Purirun met Uta before she met the other two, so her going Zykyun can also be attributed to Uta more than the other two.

Thanks Serenae. What secrets is that queen hiding?

Why is Uta so popular exactly?

Thanks for the subs

Hirogaru Sky had Kaiserin... sorta.
In the flashback arc at least she fits the role very well.

You're ignoring Nana, you're ignoring Tanaka. That's rude.

Might just be a thing all blonde hair pink heart Cures share.

I guess technically she was the daughter of a final boss.

*seeds*

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Don't you ever try to make Love look bad by comparing her to garbage like Mana again.

She's /our_idol/

Bless this post

god's work anon

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what is this retardation?

the reading comprehension in /pc/ is kinda poor.

No, we already know it's going to be a mic.

Did you forget the go to the past episodes? Her father that attacked the kingdom? Any of this ringing a bell?

Kaiser is not a final boss you dunce

Let´s wait to see her human form first.

He was Noble's final boss.

He was a "final boss-like figure" in the past.
That's what the conversation was about, but you had to insert yourself to be a smartypants.

Do you think her childhood encounter with Uta is what turned Wink into such a huge yurishipper?

Please stop being weird.

two girls existing is considered yuribait to people here

first canon

yuri bait

Why are you playing both sides, vlcsnap-kun?

NTR

The staff's poorly hidden fetish.

There's nothing even remotely yuribaity about this show

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episode starts with 3 birds

it really was an Uta/Purirun/Meroron episode the whole time

Nana hater.

I wonder what the Japanese soccermoms think about this episode.

it's how a tranny procreates
rejecting their presence on Anon Babble is like denying them sex

first canon yuri pairing

Karen/Milk
Hibiki/Kanade
Mana/her harem (but mostly Rikka and Regina)
Mirai/Liko
Akira/Yukari
Hikaru/Lala
Manatsu/Laura (and also Asuka/Yuriko)
Mayu/Yuki

Are all a joke to you?

This is why nobody takes yuri seriously in Precure.

replying to your own post 4 hours later

Yuri is for the incel big friends who don't have a brain big enough to imagine other minds, especially male minds, and thus allow them to enjoy a female representation without catching the gay. Quite simple.

Indeed. Also does Precure franchise takes seriously the yuri relationships?

Someone needs to tell Cutty to stop lusting after Uta in public, he's gonna get in trouble, I don't even want to know what's on his search history either but I bet I can guess which sites are in there.

Oh no she's verycute

I hope Cutty stays around for a while and doesn't get purified next week. I want to see him cause trouble just to get Uta's attention.
I'm getting MahoAko vibes from him.

What sites might those be?

what genius came up with that unique combination of sounds

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Anon Babble.com/a/

Karen/Milk, Yukari/Akira, Mirai/Liko, and Mana/Rikka are all definitely canon at least.

Uta is kind of hot here...
Still not sure whether her character is primarily meant to be cute or hot.

She's both. That's why she has such universal appeal.

She's cute sometimes, but the majority of the time she's meant to be hot.

see

As I've said, Uta is one of the best pinks in forever.
Both, she's an idol. That's the line Idols toe

Go Go 17

Nozomi grabs a random guy's hand and runs along with him

Cocktease whore

more cure-on-cure yuri kisses in ONE episode than all other seasons in the franchise history combined

Holy fucking shit I kneel. How does IdolP do it? How did the soccer moms allow it??

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They won't. Precure is going to be canceled. Idol is the last season.

All the other Yes 5’s paired with a Fairy has that Fairy as their love interest so why should Karen and Milk be any different?

Yukari/Akira are a literal Uranus/Neptune homage.

Mirai/Liko raised a daughter together and kissed in the official manga.

Word of God literally confirmed that Rikka has romantic feelings for Mana, it’s on the goddamn Precure wiki!

The rest I agree are debatable but these four definitely are not.

Her design is pure undiluted sexo, not even Cutty could resist her charms.

Karen/Milk

Yes, even Otona kept it alive

Yukari/Akira

I don't really think they end up together in the end, but there were definitely strong implications that the two of them were attracted to each other and that they knew it on some level

Mirai/Liko

Yes

Mana/Rikka

Rikka towards Mana, definitely. Mana towards Rikka, much more vague. It's not impossible to take Mana deliberately deciding to go to the same school as Rikka despite everyone else going their own way at the end of the Doki novel as something romantic on Mana's part, especially with how much the novel elaborates that choosing a school just to be with someone else is being selfish but it's impossible to say for sure.

Must suck to have ED at such a tender age.

No, you're just a slut. Even in my early teens I only fapped once a day. You're a slutty coomer sex addict.

.com ?

I mean, yeah, probably, but…

Shamefur dispray, Kokoro!!

please don't notice my embarrassing mistake

Is yuri really that disliked among soccer enthusiasts? I think it's cute.
(Sorry for the bad pic, it's the only soccer Cure image I could readily find on my hard drive.)

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Thank god

Holy shit, when I hit puberty I could do 10 easily.
So you had ED since then eh?

Not a single one of them are. Mana married a random guy and you're really trying to pass that one off?

I actually had infinite stamina. I started masturbating every day at around 10 or 11, but I never coomed for the first time until I was 25. I was actually confused the first time I did so. Before then I'd just fap for an hour or two until I got bored. Weird that I never reached orgasm when I was at full arousal and rock hard and really enjoying myself.

Mirai and Liko literally kiss during their transformation

Cutty/Uta

Cute and Canon? Heh, Kaito’s got some competition…

kissed

Not a kiss no matter how many times you say it is.

Rikka has romantic feelings for Mana

They said no such thing.

Cute and Canon?

They also emote like a crab, it's too on the nose.

Aren't you all forgetting someone important?
The first gay cure?

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I started masturbating every day at around 10 or 11, but I never coomed for the first time until I was 25.

Well that's bizarre alright.
At the peak of my gooner lifestyle I would edge for like 2-3 hours.
Nowadays I just fap once every other day, and it doesn't take more than 30 minutes.

Saki/Mai

Debunked in Otona.

She might just be an oblivious tease.

My god dude you're so fucking boring, how about you bring some value to the thread rather than just replying with "no u" like a boring bot.

the end of the Doki novel

Not canon and even if it was they are best friends. There's nothing romantic about that.

even Otona kept it alive

The same Otona that had Kurumi coming on to Karen's butler?

Saki was never gay. She's literally lusting over guys in SS.
That's why I used Cure in singular.

lucky 7s

Confirmed real

So, she´s Darkiine related? It would be cool if we had a black Precure who also uses dark power on a heroic way

It wasn't a kiss.

how about you bring some value to the thread

You should lead by example. Saying every cure is gay doesn't bring anything but arguments and yet you do it every time.

Unless Uta is able to turn things around, Meroron is gonna start summoning weekly monsters on her while she sleeps.
I just wish everyone could be friends so all three of them can sleep together in human forms.

I don't know why, but Himari is the only Cure I have romantic feelings for. Some of the other Precures I would fuck, but Himari makes me feel whole. I love her.

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She does have that purifying effect on people.

KKPCALM

just call it KiraKira, it's easier

You can't read the room and realize what kind of community Precure is.
This is a franchise with like a hundread female main characters, what kind of people do you think Precure is going to attract after a while?
I mean, you don't need to join the fray, but you're essentially entering a tribe and then complaining that they don't have wi-fi. Wake up, you're trying to swim against a waterfall.

We don't know the circumstances of that marriage. For all we know, it was her 9th marriage with her first one being to Rikka.
Why wouldn't the Doki novel be canon? It even had its own online event just to celebrate it and the original season.
That's possible though, it could be something more mundane than being directly related to her. Maybe she's just the same type of entity as the generals?

The simulcast attracted a bunch of weirdos who start vomiting at the sight a girl looking at a boy

Yeah and maybe the Dokis killed everyone else in the world. We don't know after all.

She was cute

This is a franchise with like a hundread female main characters, what kind of people do you think Precure is going to attract after a while?

Little girls? …Like it was meant to?

Uta is so fickle that she'll go through and dump at least 20 boyfriends by the end of college.

Mana married a random guy and you're really trying to pass that one off?

It’s one-sided canon from Rikka’s side.

Uta will become my personal underage cumdumpster and never sleep with anybody else.

I ship cures too but I know the difference between reality and fiction.
When a gay cure really happens, they will be sure and let everyone know.

I remember those type of lips from the TR movie... Ueno Ken right?
This scene was funny, Precure had couples in love before but never being as dramatic as this (well, maybe other than Emiru's mom and dad, but I just remember them dancing, not having a pseudo-sex metaphor).

You suffer from aspergers and can only use "veridic information".
People don't watch Precure like they're watching a detective series, this is a mahou shoujo for little girls, people are going to ship character regardless of them being same-sex or not. This is the kind of place you're browsing and it won't change.

I liked how over-the-top it was. It makes you anticipate Cutty's funny reaction more (as well as a potential reaction from Meromero).

You didn't even bother to read my post.

I read your post and I know what you're doing.
You're trying to justify being a boring one-note pony, trying to get a pass to not let people have fun.
It won't work.

When a gay cure really happens, they will be sure and let everyone know.

They never outright said George is Hana’s future husband, and yet people acknowledge Hana/George as canon without it needing to be spelled out… What’s the difference?

Yeah, I thought the scene was funny too. The couple was so sickening to look at that it's hard not to root for the bad guy.
It's also an interesting juxtaposition to what's going on between Purirun and Meroron.

pretty much
haven't been very interested in yuri since falling in love at work with a student

Silly anon, Hana's husband isn't some sort of timeline variant of George. We don't know if his eye color matches since we can't see his eyes.

Common sense and there were interviews that went into the Hana and George connection.
As far as I've seen, there's nothing like that for Henri.
I did see something that mentioned Henri before but it pisses me off that I can't find it again.

If I saw Henri in public I would think he's a massive faggot

That's just common sense, yeah, especially if he blew kisses to other guys.

Henri looks like he could be Hugtan’s father, even she automatically took to him.

Fuck off.

too bad he's gay as fuck

I mean, pink + blonde = blonde makes more sense than black + pink = blonde.

She has Henri’s hair color and was clingy with him while she was scared of George.

What a fun episode. I wonder if Cutty is gonna get an encore from Idol for his final episode, that would be a way to go.

He could be Hugtan’s sperm donor.

Debunked theory.
Into the recycle bin this pic goes.

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that's a bit too far, their eye colors are different too.

I feel like a significant status quo shift will happen when the midseasons appear or soon after. I'm not really sure what implications Meroron's secret has on the story though.
Pls don't die Cutty...

Hugtan's eyes match Hana's right?

Anon got bored with saying Henri was gay so he shifted to his "he is Hugtan's father" shitpost again.

Hugtans eyes match Hana's right?

Yes, and her hair color matches George’s eye color if these retarded speedwatchers actually bothered to look at him closely, he has golden eyes.

Huh? How does the father's eye color affect the child's hair color?

yes, because that's how genetics work

That was exactly my reaction, but the more I thought about it, the more I started to suspect that that post might hold some deep secrets on anime genetics.
Why else would hair and eye color so often match?

You got it all wrong, Emiru lend her womb to Hana and George, but because of precure magic fuckery Hugtan has the semen of all the men that ever appeared in the show. Yes, I know this sounds ridiculous but it's the only way it makes sense. Yes even Harry in hamster form.

This was the perfect post that made me go "ok, time to sleep".
Thank you.

Emiru lend her womb to Hana and George

Don’t you mean eggs? Considering we literally see Hana giving birth onscreen…

Time for my morning coffee and precure!

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Uta's room is very empty.

I'm thinking the fairies might get beds there once they get human forms.

Guess our mid-season Cures are gay. Seriously, our fairies are wild this go-around, and that's not going into their eventual human forms.