Is shoving your balls to your enemy's face a viable strategy to defeat them in isekai

Is shoving your balls to your enemy's face a viable strategy to defeat them in isekai

Yes
Small dicked big balled homie here.
We live a different life.

Why gf betray?

Do japanese not know what an audit trail is?

I was wondering a "What-if' scenario for Mushoku.
What if Rudeus transported to Demon continent with Hilda instead of Eris? Would he manage to return home safely with Hilda intact or would she been a huge liability? How would have it affected their relationship? Specially if Philip died anyway & her father-in-law executed thus her family losing its nobility.

Braindead MC

no 2.2 yet

Dropped

rare axe user

So Yuushas aren’t strictly limited to swords?

so those CF and that guy get fucked over

For a one on one duelist, what's the best equipment?

a gun

I've been thinking about how sad the state of villainess/otome isekai is. There hasn't been a single series that has rivalled or surpassed the genre popularizer Kenkyo Kenjistu.

Armored or unarmored?

genre popularizer Kenkyo Kenjistu.

lmao

What would be better in either situation?

It was in the top 2 on Narou below Mushoku Tensei for a long time. There were others but they were pretty obscure.

I wish the entire family survived. Philip, Hilda, and furry grandpa were some of the best characters, and Rudeus wrestling with Greyrat family politics could have made for a good arc

Allen?
Shoelacing?
A match made in heaven.

Children's trading cards

what if GBed person was a batshit insane yurifag who considers GB a blasphemy against yuri

...while being hit one by other women

Genuinely disturbing stream of consciousness in written form.

bruh

What are the most fucked up ways to torture someone in an isekai?

If I'm armored, I pick the pollaxe.
If I'm unarmored, I pick any thrusting sword and a buckler.
I don't have any sophisticated reason, I just think both are the coolest weapon for each situation.

NTR

Halberd against armor, rapier against unarmored.

Should CFs who put on weight be cast away?
It's technically a betrayal (betraying your expectation of having a healthy, presentable partner)

In this picture she is fulfilling my expectations of having a perfectly plappable partner.

That's one hell of a chapter title.

healthy

She's 40 more pounds away from being unhealthy, in any direction.

I just knew in advance that this year, a streaming site called Y*uT*be, which would grow into the largest platform worldwide, would start its service. I didn’t think I’d make a lot of money right away. But if I started now, by the mid-2010s, I’d at least have the unique persona of someone who’d been on YouTube for ten years.

Just buy Alphabet, Apple, Microsoft and Nvidia shares my guy.

This series was written by someone who either is both braindead and utterly clueless about life, or gives no fucks whatsoever about the premise making absolutely no sense.

lolis only belong to shotas in isekai

I didn't really understand this joke honestly. Is dragging your balls across your pet's face a common thing in Japan or something?

Healing magic + literally anything. Beating, maiming, waterboarding, it doesn't really matter what it is if you can control if the victim dies.

Its a dangerous move women love grabbing things you should in their face

Sometimes it's left unsaid.

Actually taking a look at the current Narou rankings, looks like Dahlia is the most popular shoujo-like isekai at rank 4 (if you count the isekai/engagement breaking trope as close enough). Otherwise, it's 7th time loop at number 18. It's pretty amazing that even after all this time Reika is still above Bakarina in the rankings though.

random magician who met by chance in some skeleton guy's abilities

betray

:(

Stop being obsessed with betrayal, Mino

NTA, but...

butterfly effect happens

all those companies go bankrupt

instead, Lehman Brothers rise up to become unrivaled

Well done.

Butterflies betray...

Did someone just say... MEETING?!

I don't think nvidia is just there yet until the rise of AI and scalable computing is a thing.

What about other kinds of growth?

"Butter Dog" is the act of putting butter on your genitals and making your pet (usually a dog) lick it off

Don't mind me, just a totally NotAllen mob passing by.

kicked out because the party is too tsundere to ask shoelacer to take a leave

Oh okay, I guess I have heard of that. Not that specific name, but the act of putting peanut butter on your junk so a dog licks it off.

no fats allowed

Playing SPORTS with GIRLS??

AAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*humble bball noises*

Koumi was just trying to protect her garden and his chastity. And she was right: this basketball-japanese took like a month to rape the guy.

she's right to be concerned because the basketball tomboy just straight up rapes him like a month later

Lens doesn't work for this

Technically the system doesn't forbid her from loving Frey, it only forbids her from realizing that Frey isn't a villain. Which is how he broke Lulu and Isolet into the harem without incurring any penalty and which is the way the story seemed to be going until the author probably realized how ridiculous it would be to somehow conquer ALL the sub heroines with no penalty and then did a hard swerve into Ruby's arc.

there is raw result in lens something about revoked license and daughter

Boukensha License something

Call the four heavenly kings

This means war

I thought she only said not to join her club? And he still isn't fully aware of how aggressive women (of all ages) can be

Anything new that's good?

No. It's over.

no chapter found on mangadex

its all GB bro its never been more over

Kevin the paladin

I got that reference

I think it was nuked off MD even before recent purge.
No, read your backlog.

based reference getter

my gookslop... its all gone....

Would you be ashamed of your illiterate mother?

No.

It's going to be four soon.

There are other ways he should have been growing the family by now.

Imagine cheating on this with literal beasts. Greyrats deserved what happened to them.

Japanese regret novels are some of the most frustration works imaginable. Why do they have this pathological need to write humble MCs into everything is beyond me.

Rational Survival Strategy of the Previous Life Demon King updates almost every day.

I personally don't mind humble MCs, the problem is when that's their only personality trait. How many times have we seen a character betray the MC in a nasty way and then the MC goes “I forgive you, tehee,” like nothing? (Not isekai, but looking at you, latest arc of Welcome to the Outcast's Restaurant, bitch-ass manga).
It's extremely frustrating.

the worst thing that could happen to a Japanese

The nail that sticks out gets hammered down.

I'm fucking sick and tired of japanese antics. If I ever get isekai'd I'm going to spend the next millenia training to become a god so I can put myself in charge of isekai'ing other people and then I will carefully handpick japanese people and deliberately throw them into worlds without rice or basedsauce, I will pick worlds where the density of water is different so taking a bath feels like submerging yourself in slime and I will make sure the rotation of the planet is different from ours so the sun rises in the west. Fuck them.

so, the translator with the yuri probably isekaintr novel had their website blasted an year ago and I just discovered it.
Do I really need to run an ai model off my gpu to get a somewhat decent translation?

are you the same guy who cries about humble MCs?

No, I don't mind humble people.

Yup, based.

Do I really need to run an ai model off my gpu to get a somewhat decent translation?

Pretty much. If you don't want to spend half the time convincing online chatbot that violence and loli are entirely fictional.

Busty Elves in Isek/a/i.

...Shieldbro?

no, someone shopped his commission lol

That they did.

check my filter

all tripfags are filtered

Lmao I don't even remember turning it on kek, thought you just weren't here anymore.

Season 4 of the anime is just little over a month away. There's still yet things to be done.

what? they arent gonna take the fall for me?

GIVE ME MONEY NOW AND ONLY USE MY WEBSITE

I hate TL groups so fucking much.

I don't even remember where I stopped watching the anime. Where CHURCH BAD dudes tried to ion cannon Naofumi probably.

Greg Visk.

He was, in many ways, an anomaly among orcs.

What were orcs usually known for?

They were dirty, savage, and incomparably ignorant.

They were ridiculously strong, with tempers that flared at the drop of a hat.

In fact, statistics showed that about 30% of crimes committed by non-human species were by orcs.

But Greg had been different from other orcs since birth.

He loathed filth, preferred books over clubs, and enjoyed quiet cafes far more than raucous banquets.

So, it was no surprise that he left orc society without a shred of hesitation as soon as he came of age.

ahem
a little bit on the nose here

If he doesn't courtesy-plap this magnanimous hag at least once, I will be so mad

Lets see how long those retards can keep it up.

she's literally taking advantage of a young boy on the streets and whoring him out to thristy old 30 year old women
she's just waiting to build up more trust where she can properly pimp him out

I just watched Shield Hero after avoiding it. The animation in season 2 was fucking rough, we will probably never get season 1 quality again, but hopefully they at least maintain season 3 quality.
Story wise though, its kinda devolving into japan wank which every isekai seems to do, which sucks. Like Raptalia suddenly being a princess in a NOT JAP/CHINA country? Like bro, we just came back from a NOT JAPAN arc in another world, we don't need to jump back into another one. I miss when they were fighting against waves, and not just exploring NOT JAPAN land.

she never gets plapped because she came on too strong to a previous employee

Obviously a metaphor for npitbulls

she's literally taking advantage of a young boy on the streets and whoring him out to thristy old 30 year old women

she's just waiting to build up more trust where she can properly pimp him out

More mistakes are made.

THEY ARE 16 YOU SICK FUCK

crutch is on the wrong side

She was missing an arm too. Someone else is missing a head.

Canes/crutches are held on the side of the strong leg

it's okay anon, climb under this bed sheet I draped over a table, it's my latest invention, you won't want to do anything but sleep all day once you try it. all your anger will fade away

wait I thought the only semi-good site starting with the letter "C" is an automated scraper with no user uploads.

I can do anything

But I can't do everything

So I will do nothing

nihilism is edgy

its the heater inside that's important
I made impromptu one before with IR heater & drape and it was indeed verycomfy

Younger than cake? Jump in a lake

this series has no appeal

inb4 someone says sex

the sex is the worst part. you have to see the girls secrete slime like some kind of slug-people and have the MC comment on what it smells like. it tries to be porn with a story, but the porn is bad, and the story is bad.

the appeal is the chapter speed

Even comedic native isekai is better for example Ishuzoku reviewers or Dungeon no Osananajimi are leagues ahead of comedy isekai like Eminence in shadow. Serious native isekai like Frieren or Goblin slayers are much better than serious normal isekai like Faraday Paladin.

The chapter literally says why anon. She’s a gold digger who thought he was just a normal adventurer not the strongest richest one.

It's comedy. I'm not sure if the author's in on the joke, but he's really damn good at making me laugh either way.

sex

so furry japan, then japan
why are authors always like this, you can write anything your imagination can come up with, and they always default back to japan

t. has never used crutches.
You're supposed to use them on the strong side if you're only using one.

They are all safe around him.

Where are you reading this post-purge?

Imagine if this were reversed and a girl was cluelessly getting groomed for sex by her classmate, a basketball shota, an alcoholic salaryman etc

morning for your dead brigade girls in isekai

Isnt that the setting that was made just to justify mpreg or whatever by horny women?

Look it up

Oh, it’s more than that. It’s also used for straight stories with possessive men and women + soul mates guaranteed to always love you. That version sounds hot, actually.

storyseedling.com/series/106268/
11 volumes and 401 chapters. Jesus.
How the fuck do you stretch this premise out that long?

That's hard mode as fuck. Look for magic to make me at least a beta.

yeah, to get it over with as fast as possible
I can agree with this

It happened again.

As it should!

They grow so much.

Assuming all the characters are equally attractive, just genderswapped, it would read like an average josei

casualty from mensuration

Excuse me?

furry ajpan

no more like furry mediterranean.

did I miss some reverse world slop or did this dude get stuck with an all female brigade?

Go home tourist.

the buzzword schizo is still alive

unfortunate

He didn't get stuck with them, he got promoted to overseeing them. There's a difference!

Ntr can't kill you... or can it?

no but it can rot your brain

how long until the long strip?

authors shoehorns his piss kink into his series

Otome Mob author comes in mind with his yurishit.

Has he ever done with Yuri in any other work? It seems to me, he really did yuri as comedy in otomemob

still seething

Haha
ha...

Just in Otome thankfully it isn't as bad in Evil lord.

authors shoehorns his piss kink into his series

But enough about baki the grappler.
On a related note how is retsu doing in his isekai?

How should ojou brats be dealt with?

klaus should have been the mc of his own spinoff

So my assumption was right. I think dude is so autistic about romance, he didn't even realise how he fucked it all up.

The only explanation is that the author is an actual retarded yurifag, but was kept in check in his other works, but not in otome which is why it's so bad. There's some course correction in part two with better girls being introduced but went to shit again when the dykes came back.

kek, reminds me of how that one majority female American destroyer avoided deployment to Iraq because most of the crew 'suddenly' got pregnant.

Making her a mother will fix her

she'd probably die during childbirth with a body like that

i respect the hustle

domination_loss

It's okay magic will protect her tiny body

I think it's actually really good and one of the best ongoing isekai. Haters gonna hate.

It's a fun trainwreck, let's not pretend it's actually good.

I’ve tried reading it so I don’t believe you, not even for a second

kissing demon lord (male)

Would you?

nigga this shit gay
die, NOW!

mangadex is kill

so what now

What happens to the ex-gf and the guy who stole her?

It has been a nice read
At least the goddess' plan and Emperor's plan seem better than le curse from CS3

they're not male; they're a genderless shapeshifter but choose to identify with a female form

Im liking Dark Fantasy Hunter. MC is legitimately unhinged and let several dozen people die so he could get a couple other main characters to be in his debt. Setting reminds me a lot of HxH too

apolgy for bad english
where were u wen mangadex die
i was at house reading isekai when anon posted

mangadex is kill

"no"

Nice Goddess

no.

Worst girl. Shiro is superior.

migrate your shit back to one of the smaller sites that was getting the chapters first anyways. MD was really just convenient because it had a LOT of stuff on it, but typically the obscure stuff would be missing. anything that was MD exclusive probably wasn't popular enough to get hit by the DMCA in the first place

be the childhood friend of the human avatar of the goddess of wisdom

love and intend to marry her

one day some dipshit faggot foreigner comes along and gets tricked by an evil witch into getting close enough to your CF GF to possess her

get pissed off and tell him its all his fault, go on a quest to try and save her

too weak and constantly fuck up

finally track down possessed CF GF

she beats the dogshit out of you, makes fun of your penis and doesn't even consider you worth killing because you're like a cute beaten puppy

THE HERO(tm) expels the witch, saves your CF GF and adds her to his harem

(You) are seething inside but accept being a cuck because in the end he was the one who saved the day. You remain in the friendzone for life and help her raise her children after the HERO(tm) fucks off back to his home.

Was he the progenitor of the shoelacer genre? Like, the kind of characters the shoelacer is a subversion of.

explain

an elf goddess?

flat time janny

Thankies

*looks at bookmarks*

3/4ths are dead links now

LNbros... *cough cough* I dont feel so good *wheeze*

the copyright jew really got us this time bros..

Mangadex got hit with a bunch of DMCA's and then got bought by namicomi. Basically, it got the fakku treatment.

then got bought by namicomi

not him but what?
When?
I know about the DMCA but this is new to me

fakku

crunchyroll too. In the back when times they used to just be a fansub group and aggregator before going "legit". Being bought by funimation was the final nail in their coffin

Allen

MCs gimmick is he can analyze magic to cancel it getting casted

uses it like crazy in the first 50 chapters

doesn't use it in the next 150 despite many occasions where it seems like it could have been extremely helpful

Allen… good?

ralph was a fucking retard, especially in the manga. he even got taught sword magic and is too much of a pussy to use it because it makes him almost fall unconscious

why is Allen being used so much in isekai now?

MC acquires a male disciple

miss me with that gay shit, dropped

MC acquires a cute male disciple

lol jk it was a girl the whole time

Sup, the name's Allen. Like your shoes tied? No problem, just a small fee from your CF.

Source? I don’t believe anyone would write this, especially the mocking of his penis and the cf having him raise someone else’s children after she gets pumped and dumped.
This sounds like a straw man.

Yeah MCs should get loli disciples

fighter it is then

zelda oracle trilogy manga. I was being facetious about laughing at his penis, she basically just called him a loser after dumpstering him. Ralph remains friendzoned at the end with nayru, farore and dinh all pining for link after he bounces with zelda and their descendants appear as minor supporting characters in minnish cap, which implicitly makes ralph a literal cuck instead of just a figurative one and simp.