Is shoving your balls to your enemy's face a viable strategy to defeat them in isekai

For a one on one duelist, what's the best equipment?

a gun

I've been thinking about how sad the state of villainess/otome isekai is. There hasn't been a single series that has rivalled or surpassed the genre popularizer Kenkyo Kenjistu.

Armored or unarmored?

genre popularizer Kenkyo Kenjistu.

lmao

What would be better in either situation?

It was in the top 2 on Narou below Mushoku Tensei for a long time. There were others but they were pretty obscure.

I wish the entire family survived. Philip, Hilda, and furry grandpa were some of the best characters, and Rudeus wrestling with Greyrat family politics could have made for a good arc

Allen?
Shoelacing?
A match made in heaven.

Children's trading cards

what if GBed person was a batshit insane yurifag who considers GB a blasphemy against yuri

...while being hit one by other women

Genuinely disturbing stream of consciousness in written form.

bruh

What are the most fucked up ways to torture someone in an isekai?

If I'm armored, I pick the pollaxe.
If I'm unarmored, I pick any thrusting sword and a buckler.
I don't have any sophisticated reason, I just think both are the coolest weapon for each situation.

NTR

Halberd against armor, rapier against unarmored.

Should CFs who put on weight be cast away?
It's technically a betrayal (betraying your expectation of having a healthy, presentable partner)

In this picture she is fulfilling my expectations of having a perfectly plappable partner.

That's one hell of a chapter title.

healthy

She's 40 more pounds away from being unhealthy, in any direction.

I just knew in advance that this year, a streaming site called Y*uT*be, which would grow into the largest platform worldwide, would start its service. I didn’t think I’d make a lot of money right away. But if I started now, by the mid-2010s, I’d at least have the unique persona of someone who’d been on YouTube for ten years.

Just buy Alphabet, Apple, Microsoft and Nvidia shares my guy.

This series was written by someone who either is both braindead and utterly clueless about life, or gives no fucks whatsoever about the premise making absolutely no sense.

lolis only belong to shotas in isekai

I didn't really understand this joke honestly. Is dragging your balls across your pet's face a common thing in Japan or something?

Healing magic + literally anything. Beating, maiming, waterboarding, it doesn't really matter what it is if you can control if the victim dies.

Its a dangerous move women love grabbing things you should in their face

Sometimes it's left unsaid.

Actually taking a look at the current Narou rankings, looks like Dahlia is the most popular shoujo-like isekai at rank 4 (if you count the isekai/engagement breaking trope as close enough). Otherwise, it's 7th time loop at number 18. It's pretty amazing that even after all this time Reika is still above Bakarina in the rankings though.

random magician who met by chance in some skeleton guy's abilities

betray

:(

Stop being obsessed with betrayal, Mino

NTA, but...

butterfly effect happens

all those companies go bankrupt

instead, Lehman Brothers rise up to become unrivaled

Well done.

Butterflies betray...

Did someone just say... MEETING?!

I don't think nvidia is just there yet until the rise of AI and scalable computing is a thing.

What about other kinds of growth?

"Butter Dog" is the act of putting butter on your genitals and making your pet (usually a dog) lick it off

Don't mind me, just a totally NotAllen mob passing by.

kicked out because the party is too tsundere to ask shoelacer to take a leave

Oh okay, I guess I have heard of that. Not that specific name, but the act of putting peanut butter on your junk so a dog licks it off.

no fats allowed

Playing SPORTS with GIRLS??

AAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*humble bball noises*

Koumi was just trying to protect her garden and his chastity. And she was right: this basketball-japanese took like a month to rape the guy.

she's right to be concerned because the basketball tomboy just straight up rapes him like a month later

Lens doesn't work for this

Technically the system doesn't forbid her from loving Frey, it only forbids her from realizing that Frey isn't a villain. Which is how he broke Lulu and Isolet into the harem without incurring any penalty and which is the way the story seemed to be going until the author probably realized how ridiculous it would be to somehow conquer ALL the sub heroines with no penalty and then did a hard swerve into Ruby's arc.

there is raw result in lens something about revoked license and daughter

Boukensha License something

Call the four heavenly kings

This means war

I thought she only said not to join her club? And he still isn't fully aware of how aggressive women (of all ages) can be

Anything new that's good?

No. It's over.

no chapter found on mangadex

its all GB bro its never been more over

Kevin the paladin

I got that reference

I think it was nuked off MD even before recent purge.
No, read your backlog.

based reference getter

my gookslop... its all gone....

Would you be ashamed of your illiterate mother?

No.

It's going to be four soon.

There are other ways he should have been growing the family by now.

Imagine cheating on this with literal beasts. Greyrats deserved what happened to them.

Japanese regret novels are some of the most frustration works imaginable. Why do they have this pathological need to write humble MCs into everything is beyond me.

Rational Survival Strategy of the Previous Life Demon King updates almost every day.

I personally don't mind humble MCs, the problem is when that's their only personality trait. How many times have we seen a character betray the MC in a nasty way and then the MC goes “I forgive you, tehee,” like nothing? (Not isekai, but looking at you, latest arc of Welcome to the Outcast's Restaurant, bitch-ass manga).
It's extremely frustrating.

the worst thing that could happen to a Japanese

The nail that sticks out gets hammered down.

I'm fucking sick and tired of japanese antics. If I ever get isekai'd I'm going to spend the next millenia training to become a god so I can put myself in charge of isekai'ing other people and then I will carefully handpick japanese people and deliberately throw them into worlds without rice or basedsauce, I will pick worlds where the density of water is different so taking a bath feels like submerging yourself in slime and I will make sure the rotation of the planet is different from ours so the sun rises in the west. Fuck them.

so, the translator with the yuri probably isekaintr novel had their website blasted an year ago and I just discovered it.
Do I really need to run an ai model off my gpu to get a somewhat decent translation?

are you the same guy who cries about humble MCs?

No, I don't mind humble people.

Yup, based.

gookslurpers what are we reading now that everything got DMCA'd?

Do I really need to run an ai model off my gpu to get a somewhat decent translation?

Pretty much. If you don't want to spend half the time convincing online chatbot that violence and loli are entirely fictional.

Busty Elves in Isek/a/i.

...Shieldbro?

no, someone shopped his commission lol

That they did.

check my filter

all tripfags are filtered

Lmao I don't even remember turning it on kek, thought you just weren't here anymore.

Season 4 of the anime is just little over a month away. There's still yet things to be done.

what? they arent gonna take the fall for me?

GIVE ME MONEY NOW AND ONLY USE MY WEBSITE

I hate TL groups so fucking much.

I don't even remember where I stopped watching the anime. Where CHURCH BAD dudes tried to ion cannon Naofumi probably.

Greg Visk.

He was, in many ways, an anomaly among orcs.

What were orcs usually known for?

They were dirty, savage, and incomparably ignorant.

They were ridiculously strong, with tempers that flared at the drop of a hat.

In fact, statistics showed that about 30% of crimes committed by non-human species were by orcs.

But Greg had been different from other orcs since birth.

He loathed filth, preferred books over clubs, and enjoyed quiet cafes far more than raucous banquets.

So, it was no surprise that he left orc society without a shred of hesitation as soon as he came of age.

ahem
a little bit on the nose here

If he doesn't courtesy-plap this magnanimous hag at least once, I will be so mad

Lets see how long those retards can keep it up.

she's literally taking advantage of a young boy on the streets and whoring him out to thristy old 30 year old women
she's just waiting to build up more trust where she can properly pimp him out

I just watched Shield Hero after avoiding it. The animation in season 2 was fucking rough, we will probably never get season 1 quality again, but hopefully they at least maintain season 3 quality.
Story wise though, its kinda devolving into japan wank which every isekai seems to do, which sucks. Like Raptalia suddenly being a princess in a NOT JAP/CHINA country? Like bro, we just came back from a NOT JAPAN arc in another world, we don't need to jump back into another one. I miss when they were fighting against waves, and not just exploring NOT JAPAN land.

she never gets plapped because she came on too strong to a previous employee

Obviously a metaphor for npitbulls

she's literally taking advantage of a young boy on the streets and whoring him out to thristy old 30 year old women

she's just waiting to build up more trust where she can properly pimp him out

More mistakes are made.

THEY ARE 16 YOU SICK FUCK

crutch is on the wrong side

She was missing an arm too. Someone else is missing a head.

Canes/crutches are held on the side of the strong leg

it's okay anon, climb under this bed sheet I draped over a table, it's my latest invention, you won't want to do anything but sleep all day once you try it. all your anger will fade away

wait I thought the only semi-good site starting with the letter "C" is an automated scraper with no user uploads.

I can do anything

But I can't do everything

So I will do nothing

nihilism is edgy

its the heater inside that's important
I made impromptu one before with IR heater & drape and it was indeed verycomfy

Younger than cake? Jump in a lake

I need to make a "how is this not axed yet" for fucking parallel paradise, this shit had all mystique completely stripped and laid out it feels like years ago and it's still going somehow

What it's become is a lot different than how I hoped for after those early parts.

I don't like how he keeps calling any creature that stays at his house "family". It's too cringe.