Gorilla no Kami

consensual loving gorilla sex...

what the fuck who eats this

But it's only episode 7.

This image looks a little bit rapechaddy.
Is there hope?
Have I clawed through 6 episodes dry of rape for this moment?

Sofia is too strong to rape. If anything she'd do the raping.

That is fine too so long as the perspective shifts to the uke.
I love it when the protagonist turns rapechad and the perspective shifts to the other character.

My face when Haru is actually a hotter rapechad than Seisirou, king of all rapechads.

people are replying to innit again

best boy friendzoned by the monkey bitch

RIP

noooo what the fuck that's too fast

I wish I could remember what hugs felt like.

MELLI EPISODO?!

dogbros....

It's the little things..

cute brows

One day, I want an anime about them.

I reincarnated as faceless mob girl A!?

i'd watch it

Oh no.
Fuck.
It's goriover.

Oh fuck.
My condolences.
It is indeed over.

her harem is growing!?

Damn. I thought a fucking squirrel threw this bucket.

Haremshit in borderline non-existent in shoujo stuff, they're just perma-friendzoned designated losers who will NEVER get to savor the taste of heroine's pussy unlike the clearly designated love interest.

OH SHIT.
RIGHT IN THE KOKORO.
I DIDN'T KNEW GORILLAS COULD BE SO SAVAGE.

Did this fucker nonchalantly went into the girls dorm?
That's nuts.

i love her because.. she gives me keiki

clarissa's ikemen was involved with the bombing

hmm

HE SAID THE THING

isn't he a prince? he can do whatever he wants

is sophia canonically ugly?

I love her because... she said it's okay for me to like sweets

Do men really???

no

they have christmas in this setting? christ exists? christianity exists???

when she hugs in return

oh no no menbros... we're too easy

this is uncomfortably awkward

sniff

CUTE

This is actually so bizarrely entrenched into Japanese culture that many sweet shops actually outright ban male visitors who are not accompanied by at least one female. This is apparently a smart move for them commercially.

Really hard to imagine for me how that could ever be a smart move commercially but I guess when 99% of your visitors are female anyway it makes sense.

actually outright ban male visitors who are not accompanied by at least one female.

but why???

Nonsense!
This isn't Witch Watch!
They expect romcom in the wreckage Sophia!

not like this...bro...

he tried to ask her out when she already has a bf

this made me physically uncomfortable I almost had to pause it. thankfully the message never got across.

it's OVER

busting out a gorillion carat ruby necklace for a first gift

louis is not fucking around

That's nuts.

oh, you!

CUTE

Because so few males like sweets there, or at least so few males openly like sweets that they feel that any male going into a place like that is just looking to sexually harass the customers. I have no idea how truthful that is but that's their logic and since almost none of their customers are male anyway they don't loose much business over it.

Same reason they ban males from going into photoboots without a female with them. It's known as something girls drag their begrudging boyfriends into but something they'd never go into themselves.

Would never even be legal here but that's the logic behind it I guess. It's entirely possible it's not sound logic though but it's /very/ common for sweet shops there to refuse any group that does not contain at least one female and to be fair before they started doing that it was also pretty much unheard of for sole males of groups of exclusively males to visit so it's not like too many people are getting hurt over it but yeah, it must suck to be that one male who just wants to enjoy a cake and some coffee in quiet in some store, never having bothered anyone and suddenly be told “Nope, you can't new policy, only if you bring a female alone.”, I'd be pissed.

EWWWWWW LOOK AT THIS FAG HE LIKES SUGAR

what the fuck is wrong with eating sweet things

Here's your only clip of """rape""" Savor it because this is the only thing you can have

remember kids, consent is hot!

aaaaaaaaa

Oh fuck, a Christmas kiss.
Can't wait to rewatch this in the eventual Melli stream with you guys in 5 years.

a first kiss that tastes like strawberry cake...how sweet...how precious
KYAA~

ED starts playing

JUST FUCK ALREADY

The ““““rapechad””” moment was an accident; they just fell over.
I have been deceived yet again. Head shall roll on a platter for this betrayal most foul.

You know what's hotter than rape ?
Consent.
Also, whatever is this.
I didn't knew you're still posting after last week. Why did I had to dug your last week's comment?

Innit BTFO by a loving and consensual kiss with no anal sex in sight, you love to see it folks!

they kiss

he immediately goes "p-please don't stare much... h-hazukashi..."

holy fuck what an effeminate faggot. what the heck did she even see in him? is it really all just looks and nothing else?
also, they're in a room all alone. already kissing. how does that situation not devolve into sex? at least get a handjob and touch her tits men. jesus christ.

Wait a minute.
Where's him? You can't end an episode with him?!

we've tricked you again. hahaha!

I kind of knew they would swerve hard from the "He's just a friend" angle to friendzoning him

10/10 episode bros. can't wait for next week.
Why the hell is this the only show that can satiate my romcom thirst this season?

This is apparently a smart move for them commercially.

What move? To bully a man having a gf socially so he could just eat a cake?

Why the hell is this the only show that can satiate my romcom thirst this season?

As far as I can tell this is the most romcom romcom this season. Guess your romcom receptors are developing resistance.

As far as I can tell this is the most romcom romcom this season

that would be takamine-san. it's actually got better and it's my favourite romcom this season

Consent is hot

Offensive.
Rape is of a supreme beauty.
You are most vile.

Urino stop posting please.
This is just pathetic at this point.

Yeah, I'm kind of starting to become a one-dimensional parody of myself to be honest.

By the way, I'm watching Senko right now. Did you know that this little faggot speaks in archaic western dialect, of course, and the subtitles, of course, do fuck all to communicate this. Not even in any way have the character just use archaic language.

“遠慮するでない” to “No need to hold back.”

Why?

I swear, people who claim that you can “hear this from voice acting” are talking out of their arse. No one who was watching this and just read the subtitles or read any translation of the strip had any idea of just how archaic this thing sounds.

If you like sweets as a man in shoujo-world you're either gay or a fat slob who should be kept away from women and children before you rape someone like the fat ugly bastard you are.
which is based

It just reminded me of the last 20 or so times I asked someone out.

I know it's too much to ask for next week to be an episode-length sex scene, but it would be nice if it was

If they actually ever go that far, I want the camera to pan away from them and instead show incredibly flustered gorilla and squirrel ghosts.

He knows not to interrupt the person he blessed when she's with her BF

Just imagine that Louis'd turn into a total rapechad and we'd get a painful anal rape scene an entire episode long.
It would've been all worth it then.

What if they swore some kind of knightly vow that took piv off the table but somehow anal doesn't count?

Yeah that's fine too so long as it hurt.
Picrel actually had that. The protagonist wanted to remain a virgin at all cost so anal.
But it was actually just terrible as far as anal scenes go.

Actually, that's what usually happens. I keep hoping for anal scenes, they so rarely come, and almost every time they come they're terrible and not at all what I hoped for.