JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8 Volume 22 Storytime Continued

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PART ABOUT

that soisuke

JoJolion is a story about breaking a curse.

my hero! and soft & wet i guess

this is boring

A curse bro.

278919806

89

89 you say?

tooru thread

gay and cringe

Josuke when facing a stand user who can force you to step on your toes but only if you lose at Red Light Green Light

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Haven’t drawn in months but drawanon influenced me to pick up the pen

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How do you realistically counter a stand that automatically tries to kill you if you ever think of attacking him
This seems a bit bullshit

sexo

(raughs)

time stop

punch the stand and kill the user

20 chapters of fake tension like this and no fights

thoughts?

Araki has an asspull to counter everything or he can just use the muh fate excuse

It's AU GER

SEX

How do you realistically counter a stand that automatically tries to kill you if you ever think of attacking him

By being inconsistent with its powers.

sexo

Jojolion is full of automatic long range Stand

Final boss the the ultimate automatic long range sentient Stand that have infinite range

You rike it?

(raughs)

why people like jobin again?
he a murderous asshole

this is an interesting second to last arc but i'm excited to see what the main villain's stand is

So far it's consistent though

WoU is alright in the beginning but it gets old quick. Maybe, it wouldn’t annoy me so much if we hadn’t already seen countless long range stand fights in part 8. It’s worse than the boring part 5 finale

Time and power but never reaching his finest hour

Cut art, but more importantly HGRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNN

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Don't worry. Araki is going to cover every single base to ensure that there's no way to beat it.
And then beat it with a base that was already covered.

Damn, this is the cleanest drawanon quality I've seen in these threads by far.

Could you not have rotated the image?

I can't believe Josuke fucking died.

Couldn't Jousuke just use Soft & Wet to steal the "force" from the rain

Sure, but He want to get himself hurt, so he could transport into hospital

WoU is actually moving a lot faster than I remember, I'm also enjoying it... huh

If you don't read it monthly it's mostly fine the ending is still a mess tho

can someone pleeeaaase explain their schizo theories on what the wireless charging represents

Kek this whole show Tooru put on is like Stephen's backstory with Lucy, but worse lol, because Tooru have never been shown actually struggling to get by before

a reference to the mechanism bullshit of Jojolands

It's just the dream of a rock on a hill. But even after the dream is gone the rock remains.

Toru hates the fact that as a Rigger he looks young but has the brain of an old man and wants to be recognized for his intelligence because he believes it will give him a sense of belonging. He’s a rigger who hates his parasitic nature and the fact that he’s incompatible with society but can’t escape his nature.

FINAL VERDICT:
Do you believe the other rock humans know who Toru is? Do they only know Akefu? Araki leaves this ambiguous

Tooru and Yasuho have spent more time talking to each other 1 on 1 in on panel than Yasuho and Josuke have. Quite telling really

To be continued! See you tomorrow!

Thanks OP.

off by one

DB Anon, why couldn't you have been faster...

Thanks OP

what chapter is the funny phone dance on again?

Boring volume

Thanks OP

Yeah, now that I take a good look at this guy he's clearly 89.
I still find it hard to believe, but yeah, 89, 89 years old.

Yeah this dude is so obviously rock human

How does she look worse without the redesigned rock nose?

I think Tooru is too cautious to let anyone else know anything about him. I think the only person he’s ever felt close to was Yasuho and he even manipulates and lies to her.

Volume notes:

It's been a long time since I've traveled to the historical districts of Italian cities like Florence and Lucca. It felt great to travel there again. What makes them so great? Thinking about it now, I imagine it's because they're places where you can feel the rise and fall of human beings. This time, I stopped to admire the sculptures and paintings that were left unfinished, and I thought, "Why did they stop working on them?" I was especially moved by the ruins of a building where a woman once married a wealthy man. It was quite sad. Many people travel there from all over the world to sightsee, and I think that's great, too.

Chapter notes:

87: Does anyone else think it's dumb when a steakhouse fills you up with appetizers before serving the actual steak?

88: I've subscribed to a video distribution platform. How does the recommended section know my tastes so well?

89: I climbed Tokyo Tower for the first time. It's still so amazing how you can see the tower from anywhere in the city.

90: The gnats really got to me this year. Although, I did decide to go into the mountains wearing shorts...

why tf was the og image too large, I had to screenshot it

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Probably not, I'll bet they get their orders indirectly, like a reverse version of Diavolo and Doppio.

Extremely kino except for the s*rferfaggotry, arigatou

It's been a long time since I've traveled to the historical districts of Italian cities like Florence and Lucca. It felt great to travel there again

Part 9 in Italy confirmed

the rigger we're searching for (Wu Tomoki) is Mitsuba's doctor! And I just happened to saw them at the hospital!

the rigger that we can't pursue is also Mitsuba's doctor! And Toru's only photo of him is with Mitsuba!

This shit cannot get any less contrived.

Did you know “Tooru” means “to take” in Japanese

Volume 22 spine! caramity approaches....

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Bingo

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It's 'toru'

This shit feels exactly the same as every other stand of the week in Jojolion. There'd be absolutely no way to tell this is the final boss without meta knowledge.

I don't believe anyone when they say the ending will be bad. I'm an optimist newfag.

WoU is a cool design tho.

All headcanon, btw.

Imagine the worst thing you can think of and it will probably be worse.

Ok but what about Paper Moon King Crimson?

What did we learn?

I think the conclusion to the fight is actually fine, and I really like the epilogue. But the ending is without a doubt a mess. Araki obviously had a grander plan for how it ended but it was dragging and he just smushes it together.

I tabbed out because this shit was boring as fuck, searched for Anon Babble porn and somehow saw Tsurugi anyways. Not fapping to this shit. Ugly shota is garbage.

It's not as bad as they say but Araki was hella depressed because of covid and rushed it. Literally 5 more chapters could've saved the entire thing.

Wireless chargers are a retarded idea that will never catch on in 2011

You can't escape, anon. It is fate.

Pursuit IS

Chasing Akefu

Walking towards Akefu

Looking at Akefu out the window

Thinking about pursuing Akefu

Pursuit IS NOT

Approaching Tooru

Trying to punch WoU

Looking at Akefu in a photo

Taking a photo of Akefu

Going to Akefu for an appointment (presumably)

I know Tooru is obviously exempt from this. I'll remove "taking a photo of Akefu" from the list after Tooru is revealed to be the user and change every instance of Akefu to WoU when it's revealed that he's a stand in disguise. But for now I'm saying that Akefu is the user and WoU is the stand for spoilers' sake.

Now draw Awaking III Leaves

I actually really like Tooru more if what you guys are saying ITT about him is true.
I hated him from when he appeared because he just showed up and stole the show.

i count one "eighty-nine" this volume, for fourteen overall, and ten "pursues," "pursuits," "pursuings," etc. ("chasing" and "following" don't count), for also fourteen overall
no "calamities" yet

Josuke/Yasuho ship sunk ages ago. Truth is, they really don’t have a lot of on page interaction together. The cutest moment between them a daydream in Josuke’s head

Is a rock human's birth when they come out of their mother, or when they come out of the wasp's nest?
If Radio Gaga was 87 years ago and Tooru is 89 and we count coming out of his mother as his birth, then he would've only been up and walking around for 2 years before Radio Gaga. Which isn't impossible, but still seems odd.

Seems like Araki is holding himself back. So far.
Thanks Bejita

if what you guys are saying ITT about him is true

It's all pseud wankery based on vague lines of dialogue. Nobody can defend his character without resorting to that.

interpreting lines of dialogue to understand a character in a literary medium...... LE BAD?!

Does anyone else think it's dumb when a steakhouse fills you up with appetizers before serving the actual steak?

Just dont eat the appetizers and wait for the steak?

Thinking about pursuing Akefu

I think this is may be very relevant. The idea that Josuke and Rai are "locked on to". As for why Yasuho isn't getting KWABed yet, maybe Tooru toggled it off

Cuckpost doesn’t even feel funny anymore because at the end Yasuho chose no one

Araki's greed will be his downfall.

I will have to give him 8/10 for pushing Jobin that far

unironic toru defenders coming out of the woodwork

fucks stuck up fat bitches

so stupid he ate his own fingers

can't commit to the sea or land

so delusional he considers Kira a friend

steals

somehow magically got a phone into Tsurugi's hand without him noticing

0/10

That is not what emoji means btw

jojolands will save tooru

So did she fuck WoU?

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HOW DID KAATO ATTACK TORU I'M STILL SEETHING I'M SEETHING HOOOWWWWWUUH HOWWW HOW CAN YOU SPEND 20 CHAPTERS ON HOW OP WONDER OF U IS AND THEN IT'S JUST NULLIFIED WITH NO EXPLANATION FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Calamity is not a force for good, nor does it care about evil.

Is the head doctor really 80 years old?

No, she fucked me

"wait a second, I will be a millionaire, I don't need to steal this cash!"

wins

100% trash

Thanks OP. I liked Ojiro's part and the WoU chapters flowed better in this volume imho. Getting a breather like the fun fun fun encore in a dense arc is good.

Wait where do I read jojolands now? Mangadex has all english chapters wiped
What happened?

Hot take: Tooru would have been the most beloved Jojo villain if there was a Speedwagon-equivalent constantly shouting his motivations rather than leaving them as subtext.

Italy calls the erotic boy once more....

Thanks OP!

Based and same.

appears out of nowhere right before the final battle, without a single hint of his existence prior

is supposed to be the leader of the rokakaka organisation, despite this being completely unreflected in his character and design

is responsible for Josuke's mother's illness

also coincidentally responsible for the death of Rai's father

also coincidentally Yasuho's ex-boyfriend, who he groomed her whole life without her noticing for unexplained reasons

somehow completely managed to hide his rock human biology and lead of an organisation while in a relationship with Yasuho

meets Josuke twice then never again

has an unclear goal, barely any personality, and is mostly inactive during his whole appearance

for some reason, naturally developped one of, if not the most powerful Stand in the series

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Infernal take: Tooru should've been a girl. Yes a girl who fingered Yasuho. A girl who's stand is an old man. That would prevent it from contradicting Yasuho's first kiss with a boy being with Joshu.

i like the rock dog one (from vol 18), you can tell the age of the poster if he name it SOIDOG or ROOGERS (in my case i would say pog dog)

Americans think in years whilce chinkGODs think in centuries

defeated Speed King AND Paper Moon King: King Crimson

BEAST
There are no truly bad Stands, only retarded users.

[ head doctor ] sells the rokakaka

he gets paid in milagro man money

Imagine...

Was a breath of freash air to get a recurring minor character do something for once.

introduce toru in the born this way arc

he shows up again when josuke visits holly after vitamin c

cut caato from present day story

paper moon king is out of control of tsurugi from rock disease (already happens in the story with no real follow-up)

toru touches it and it doesn't count as pursuit because tsurugi isn't even conscious

he inherits the rock disease tripping over tsurugi from go beyond's attack

fixes your jojolion with barely any changes

I saved it with both filenames

We are told the Riggers are societal parasites who only want money, yet we never see them using money to live large.

It's strange, because Damo looks like he's a rich fat bastard. What would he spend his money on? More sunglasses?

Araki wanted to be done with this mess. The whole ending is nonsense, so you shouldn't really think about it.

They spend all their money on clothes yknow like most minorities

None of them have much use for typical displays of wealth. They don’t seem to keep permanent dwellings, we don’t see any of them drive vehicles, and its impossible to tell if any of them wear fancier-than-normal clothes. The only use most riggas seem to have for money is to buy food or to support criminal enterprises.

Shhhh you will "drink" all of the "sap". I will "take on" this "sin". Fuck you "Jousuke" your "mom" is going to "die".

Kira's BFF. Josefumi WHO?

Ojiro? MY FUCKING HERO.

He was still introduced far too late
It's like if we didn't see or hear anything about DIO in Stardust Crusaders until they defeated Telence, or if Pucci were introduced in Cape Canaveral

They need to slip under the radar because of the nature of their existence, what with the identity theft, lack of aging, and needing to disappear for a month at a time.
If they live large, they'll draw attention to themselves.

I LOVE JOJOLION

said noone ever

I'm actually surprised at how much I liked him on this reread. I wish we got more Kira/Ojiro shenanigans...

Crazy how Josuke has forgotten the Josefumi part of him and strictly sees himself as an extension of Kira. I guess, it’s because Kira has an attachment with his mother and Josefumi has nobody

2nd thread isn't even at 300 posts

What killed the hype?

As a concept Riggas are interesting. A human-like organism that doesn’t really depend on or benefit from society is interesting. I think having one as a protagonist would have been more interesting than just using them as antagonists. It must feel hollow living in a world mostly populated by people that have this vague uncanny valley distance from you on some base psychological level. Even when Josuke was born he had some instinctive desire for family or for anyone who would recognize him. Imagine being a rigga with no one and nothing. How do you find happiness in this world? How do you find success?

I like the idea that Kira mindbroke him with the land-sea-talk so hard that he began to see Kira as a friend. I don't think I've seen a bullied into having a self proclaimed friendship like this before.

Wu Tomoki blew all his money on nori and silicon-infused water

Some 89-year-old doctor.

What a calamity...

s*rfer

Are you a man of the ass or a man of the tits?

I don't take part in storytimes but I noticed these threads were getting into the end game and I just wanted to drop in and say even seeing this arc in passing pisses me off. Fuck you Araki I read this semen slurping manga twice and I hated the back half even more the second time around.
But I did think the first half was so much better, everything up until the end of Vitamin C is actually some of my favorite Jojo stuff, love the creepy atmosphere, Fun Fun Fun is easily a top 5 fight for me.

WoU is entertaining if you ignore it's the climax of the story and not setup for the rest of the story. Mainly because the actual fight is not the focus most of the time and you get to see the characters outside of combat contexts.
It only gets slow during the endless calamity section, when Tooru reaches the Higashikata state and Josuke and WoU enter on a stalemate, at that point Araki tries a bunch of things to make the main villain feel important to the plot while creating dumb connections and stretching the scenes forever until it suddenly ends.

I don't think the rain is connected enough for that to work.

space manipulation counters idk

The first half is fucking garbage too.

A man of mosquito bites.

Actually just kill yourself. The back half being so absolutely terrible doesn't mean you have to shitpost yourself into hating the amazing first half. The first half has the fucking bug fight for Christ's sake.

I JUST READ the first half, it's garbage. Beetle Tendency and Vitamin C were the only good parts, 3 volumes.

kino

Vitamin C, Wonder of You Q1 (chasing the 89-year old)

good

Beetle Tendency, Milagro Man, I Am A Rock

okay

Wu Tomoki, Doobie-wah, Wonder of You Q2 (s*rfer returns), Soft & Wet

bad

Blue Hawaii, Born This Way

I forgot (raughs)

Everything else

the amazing first half

Thoroughly debunked

I miss Jonathan...and Joseph, and Jotaro, and Polnareff, and Kakyoin, and Iggy, and Avdol, and Josuke, and Okuyasu, and yes even Koichi, and Rohan, and Bruno, and Mista, and Narancia, and Fugo, and Trish, and Abbacchio, and Jolyne, and Hermes, and Anasui, and Weather, and Emporio, and FF, and Johnny, and Gyro, and Lucy, and Hot Pants, and Sloop John B, and Pocoloco, and Steven Steel... I miss them so much, bros.

AIEEE I MAY BE RETARDED I FUJCKEDUP THE SPOILER TAG

**

Click the box next to your post then hit delete at the bottom right of the page, my dearest newfag.

The past couple of threads were even more dead.
Everything after Blue Hawaii has been dead and the hype is only now starting to come back.

The pacing is really fucking slow when you read it volume by volume and the fact that most of the setups doesn't have any payoffs sours the would be tension in the mystery parts imho.

Please make a U-Turn like a Docile 89 years-old winter catfish. Completely.

Ple~~~ase make a "U-Turn" like a "Docile" 89 years-old "winter catfish". Comple~~~tely.

the fact that most of the setups doesn't have any payoffs sours the would be tension in the mystery parts imho.

Honestly that's a completely reasonable point, when I reread it I just pretended the second half didn't exist so I could enjoy everything which granted is not a good sign with a story but still.

FUCK PART 8
FUCK PART 8
FUCK PART 8
FUCK PART 8
FUCK PART 8

Retard.

Tooru ate the fruit after being injured and was looking for someone to perform an exchange with. Kaato gave him exactly that with her POCKET GRANDCHILD, so it did not activate Wonder of U's ability up until the moment she fed Tsurugi the Locacaca tree sap, turning the exchange in his favor, which (almost) immediately killed her

That's a whole volume and 1/4.

Bullshit cope. Calamity didn't activate because Kaato said: "I DON'T INTEND ON ATTACKING YOU LOL", as she trapped Toru, provoked him, and dropped the sick goblin on his face. That's it, that's how Araki explains it, it's not deeper than that.

Oh no, what we are saying is pure fan fiction stuff, you can add them to your headcanon if you want, it'll surely make it for a better read, the actual character is so barebones you can add whatever you want and it'll fit.

Part 8...
89....
M-MASAKA!!!

on reread part 8 is the most woke jojos if not all manga, much moreso than I remember and makes part 9 look like part 1

Tooru turned WoU off to talk with Yasuho without killing her, that's why Josuke and Rai were unharmed for days even if they always had the idea of pursuing the head doctor. He only activated it again when it started raining because his conversation with Yasuho ended and she was leaving (ie. Not trying to approach him), so it would only attack our main duo.

woke

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Meds

Felt like I had a stroke reading this.

I completely forgot this guy comes back.

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God I LOVE watching my wife get fucked by rock humans...

everyone has a different intepretation on why things are happening

Truly the sign of good writing.

Joshu...

Jobin please, there are still some readers who think you have dignity.

I remember being so uninvested with Josuke and Yasuho relationship that I seriously wanted her to end up with Tooru even if I already knew he was a rigga (I thought he was going to be one of the good ones).

saying that when the mere mention of Dragona throws most anons into conniptions

It would have been more sense if Damo owned a lot of businesses and was using the fruit money to buy them all. Instead Araki deliberately leaves this odd plot hole where a surfer can tell these two small businesses are obviously money laundering but the IRS can't.

AraKINO...

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Wammu turned out to be one of the good ones, and then it turned out Kars and ACDC were literally the psychos of their race and the rest were good But the riggers? All riggers are evil.

I'm noooticing

How can it be 'woke' if it's 'so' booooo~oooring [Zzz] [Bed]

She did not "attack" him. This was "not" a "pursuit". Tooru "drank" the "sap" and "took" Tsurugi's "illness" and Kaato "shouldered" the "sin".

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Jobbin...

How is Jojolion woke?

you just reminded me of that one Monsters vs Aliens meme lol

89? 89 years old? Is he seriously 89 years old? There's no way the head doctor is 89. I don't mean to sound like a broken record, but really? 89?

araKINO

humans can feel when they're punched with stands they have to be able to sex them

Tooru....

What racially charged images were flashing through Araki's twisted mind when he wrote that all rock humans are degenerate parasitic freaks that can NEVER co-exist with humanity (his words)

Should stands be able to manifest nipples/penises/vaginas and assholes similar to the shape of their user?

Women

Yes.

I should be allowed to have a female stand with a futa cock but only me

Faggot

don't 'worr~~~y' little 'jojolion' fan, 'araki' has enough 'schizobabble' (rai emoji) and 'ass pulls' (paisley park emoji) and 'dropped plot points' (flashback man emoji) for you to 'read' your entire 'lifeeee~~~' 'completely'!

Friendly reminder that this guy is also Tooru

Gotta say him biting off his fingers because of Kira schizobabble is one the funniest things of this part.

SHUEISHA! Bring more 'shitty coloring' (toru emoji) hurry~~~, I'm going into 'hiatus' aga~~in! (rohan emoji)

Rock humans don't need money at all, they don't need homes and can eat fucking anything, Yotsuyu just wants prestige because he thinks that's what he needs to do.
It's likely that the entire Damo gang just gathered money out of the desire of trying to find a place in society somehow

It gets hard countered by love train.

The first half is actually worse.
California King Bed
Born this Way
And Love Love Deluxe
Are all wastes of time that legit made me fall asleep

At best, it's a stalemate. The moment Valentine moves out of the light, it's over.

Josuke...

If I were the head of a government institution I’d employ rock humans as natural protectors, guardians, and keepers of national parks and national monuments. All of this criminal activity is caused by Rock Humans not having a “place” in society. By giving them a respectable and prestigious role that plays to their natural strengths, we can incorporate them into society in a way that benefits themselves and everyone else.

Valentine...............

Mr. President, I believe it's best for rock humans, or riggers as I like to call them, to be made docile as a winter catfish, permanently.

purple sky with a bright yellow sun

the Fun Fun Fun surfboard

Kino

Rai would be right at home in a Metal Gear game.

There will be no racism in the United States of Valentine. There are only “Americans” who “hold” the “napkin”, and foreigners who must “follow suit”. If these “Rock Americans” are born of Mother America’s Glorious Silicon Bosom, then they are “The Goddess’” chosen people as well.

have WoU

play a multiplayer FPS

go full camper Sniper loadout, be as obnoxious as possible

turn on stand when a squeaker gets on mic or i receive hatemail

The damage shown by WoU seems to be scaled on lethal damage to your average human and it only goes really bad if you get close to hurting WoU or the user (I think the worst thing was a plane door or car crashing onto them). I reckon high tier vampires like the pillar men or dio could just sprint, tank the damage and kill the user

What was the point of introducing so many characters in the story that don't do anything? Daiya hasn't done anything, Kyou hasn't done anything, now they introduced Kaato who hasn't done anything for 2-3 volumes since she appeared. Karera was semi-relevant I guess, but everything about her being friends with Josefumi and Kira having a rokakaka in his apartment was retconned. Mitsuba was introduced in volume 1 and took 20 volumes to be relevant.

Kyou

Why was doc giving the peace sign while screaming?

Did Kei even have a single line of dialogue post BtW?

Kei

Who?

She only had grunts after being released from Vitamin C.

If WoU can make rain lethal to select humans there's no reason it can't make a vampire or pillar man trip over a rock and shatter every bone in their body The ability is complete nonsense.

*facepalm*

but what about jonnhy and the holy corpse?

The Higashikata Family.

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I feel like those arcs would have been fine if they'd been introductory arcs for characters who continued to matter throughout the story.
But no... they're completely sidelined, memoryholed, and even fucking unpersoned.

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hatmaid waifufags concerntrolling have got to be the worst these threads get as someone who's been here since the part 1 dumps, corny as hell borderline spam

It's just hilarious. He copypasted everything but updated Mitsuba and blatantly removed Kei.

You would understand the deeper implications and thematic framing of Kei's character if you watched 4h long video essays, btw.

have WoU

shitpost without a VPN

mods try to ban you

they die

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The Head Doctor is on the move, huh...? I didn't want to intervene this early, but it seems I have no choice.

I... I miss the SoL
I miss the Higashikata family
I miss Yasuho being raped by someone other than Toru
I miss Joshu
I don't miss automatic stands

Ok I finished the volume. Please someone try to convince me the Ojiro fight isnt completely filler.

I don't miss automatic stands

Of course you don't miss them. They never left!

yeah but it showed no real indication of specific damage based on the abilities or strength of the pursuer it seems about the same shit for everyone involved
obviously araki could always "em, achtually!!" disregard everything and throw a meteor on kars that sends him into the stratosphere but we work with what we have

Paper Moon King is the key to all this.

It's building up Jobin as the final boss bro

PAPER MOON KING - KING CRIMSON
SKIP PASSED THE CALAMITY

It begins the chain of events that leads to Jobin's death.

KINOKINOKINOKINOKINOKINOKINOKINO

W-what is his stand?

Trout Mask Replica

He going to save the storytime. Trust the plan.

It was funny. Also a small pity win for Jobin before calamity hits him hard.

i still can't believe araki removed kira from this photo...

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Johnny became a holy corpse.

Why is HE here?

Wait a minute...

Made me giggle

I'm not sure I'll be able to read Jojolion to catch up with this thread... How many days of Wonder of U are left?

Why would Araki actually put the effort to connect parts? What do you think this is, Part 1-3?

89

5 more days.

5

I'm so tired of Araki ignoring Haruno. He was so fun, but he keeps pretending he doesn't exist. Kyo fags have nothing on him.

Too many

Every Wonder of U volume should have 89 emojis combined.

You think a step to improving JoJolion would be removing most of the mystery elements?

I think that's impossible. The story sets itself up as a mystery story, so stripping it of those elements only hurts it.

I was done Vitamin C yesterday, so there's still time even with work.

This is the last good volume

A step to improving Jojolion would be a total re-write

me in 5 days "actually that was based kino"

The overall mystery was already solved, we know who Josuke is and why he is what he is. Who the bad guys are and what the final goal is.
The issue is that Araki doesn't even keep notes or write ahead to keep himself in check so you only get the most Bare bones pay off. That might have worked before but this is the longest part of Jojo he's made so the cracks are out in the open.

How is Jojolion woke if all it does is make me sleepy?

It was a bad volume though

...because all the remaining ones are excellent.

What's he thinking?

no more afterparty
no more afterrape
only aftercalamity

I imagine that being "pursued" in a video game wouldn't hurt the players, but their characters, so RNG would fuck them up in multiple ways.

I miss the SBR style~

Yeah, the hatching got far simpler and that was all SBR had to boast about as the art style shifted from part 6.

Him and his stand don't exist, that's how they can kill the Head Doctor!

The little Goku and Kira on the camera

kek

that was all SBR had to boast about

They don’t seem to keep permanent dwellings,

because humies cuck them out of them during hibernation cycles

For art style, yeah.

Aisho...

Yes but she's full maid mode. Honestly, she seems happier that way and I don't think we should force plot relevance on the happy maid.

5 more volumes...ok...

Nobody is saying this

Man I thought there would be a lot more replies once we entered the WoU arc but we haven't even hit 500 yet. Anyways the Lambo in the tree was great and Jobin got to show off his ability which was cool. My favorite moment has yet to come so I'm eagerly waiting for that.

This chapter was like 30 pages shorter than the usual

dp will make sneed ball run entirely out of cgi and ai btw

There weren't as many funne mimis in this volume

JoJolion is an exhausting nothingburger. I think a lot of people just want it to end at this point.

Newfag to Part 8 here.
Yes, I want this shit to be over already. At least WoU is a cool looking Stand.

hatmaid status?

Who?

Yabba Status?

What was the point of Ojiro coming back

Doo'd

To give jobin one last big moment that shows his resolve before he suddenly dies

Who's ready for THE JOJOLands to redeem itself when it finally gets storytimed?

Araki flexing he does remember old stuff but he would rather still make the story a mess.

Redeem itself from what?

Yesterday was a lot bigger because we saw WoU
Today we didn't really see him outside of one moment

Irrelevant. Completely irrelevant
Doing the cucking

It's been fine so far but nothing stand out I do think the first fight kind of sucks though. Latest chapter is promising however

Were the rock insects really necessary? Felt like they killed the pace and the fight wasn't that good

This is the part with Josuke Higashikata and Yoshikage Kira right cuz I drew my favorite cover from that

This is the part with Josuke Higashikata and Yoshikage Kira

I suppose you could say that

I'm not wrong

stop time and walk toward him

trip over and break your jaw on the ground

Those were blatant padding.

What would happen if the OG Josuke and Kira merged?

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Nothing's gonna change
The cat fight was dull but everything after that point has been great

waku waku this head doctor guy seems pretty stro-AIE

I miss Gappy having a personality...

Based. Preferred colors for them?

Remember when Josuke could calculate distances and recognize birds? Tsurugi liked puns? Rai cared about probabilities?

Huh? Whaaa~aaat?

I do hate how Rai went from a cool dude to a meme

Why is Jousuke so weak?

It's amazing what being mindbroken by a number does to a motherfucker.

it's funny that toru is even older than 89

masaka

Flame me for it but where can I read the colored version

Josuke's personality is immediately declaring any stand he's fighting as invincible.

Are you sure you want to? It's really not very good
Both versions are on mangafire if you really want to though

Thanks. I'll probably read the colored myself and then read BW here

jfc I looked at a few chapters. What the FUCK happened

Why did the cover have Joker colors

good god i just checked the colored scans of jojolands for the first time and genuinely WTF happened?? are these fan made???? and here i thought the scans of jojolion were shit

Maybe Araki should stop writing him in bullshit automatic stand with infinite range fights

now imagine if he didnt waste entire volumes on shit like doobie wah and born this way, with 5 pages of people standing still and talking about the stand chasing them

Is 'calamity' limited to physical damage, or can it also affect something more abstract like luck? Like the cops showing up where Josuke and Rai were. Was that just normal 'fate' or was it part of calamity?

"This is a story about my stupid get rich quick scheme."

CharmingJob

Tsurugi still does puns occasionally

Kira lives in a 'society'

blue Josuke

Not a bad look, actually. grey suit Kira is pretty cool too.
Araki was in a funny mood.

FUCKABLE LITTLE BITCH

The fan group is literally listed right there on the chapters.

Will the anime add Kei back to the photo like they added Foo Fighters to the end screen of Stone Ocean?

I don't think so.
Unlike FF, which could've legitimately been Araki forgetting, this had to be deliberate.

they'll delete Kei and Karera from ever appearing

The anime will completely flip the story on its head once Araki realizes it's the perfect chance to fix his biggest fuck up of a work.

it's no~t that rai :rai: cares about "probabilities" :pie-chart: per se~
you might thi~nk that that's it :brain:
bu~t
what rai :rai: "cares about" is re~ally just "numbers" :calculator: in ge~neral!
which is why the "head doctor's age" :old-man: was so impo~rtant to him ::

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Did Ojiro tell anyone else besides his sugar momma about Jobin's money laundering? It doesn't come up again does it?

i almost had a stroke while reading this, is this how araki felt when he was writing the last few arcs of JJL?

Ojiro arc was not filler. That's all that should be said for newGODs, you'll see what happens

fucks rich shortstacks

so determined he chewed off his own fingers

makes kira jealous by being a man of both worlds

considers kira a friend even after he has done nothing but bully his dual nature

pick up a dying man's wallet to put that money back in to the economy

master of sleight of hand, snuck a phone in to the rape goblin's hand without it noticing

10/10

kek

left is the shueisha colors, right is western fans

He looks really cool and I hate the big reveal about him later...

I spent half an hour comparing the dialogue when I first started reading and went with the fan version because the official dialogue is trash.

My brain keeps refusing to accept that Dragona is a guy. I know objectively that he is one, but I keep referring to him as "her" in my thoughts.

official dialogue

There is no official translation for Jojolands yet, unless you're from Italy.

furthermore... I came.

Welp, one of them is a lot less faithful seeming than the other. I'd hope fan translators would all use more care but I guess not.

What if it was called paizuri park lol

It's the anons shitting the threads constantly that have become exhausting, although it was expected from the start. Most people are forcing criticism because they know they actually enjoy the part, but remain salty about the ending. I'm honestly shocked some scenes were completely glossed over, such as Josuke deciding to exit the car (still one of my favorites of Jojolion), whereas you get anons spamming about "Muh Josuke has no character" or forging inconsistencies out of their own low literacy. I agree with most criticism the part gets, but at this point people are inhibiting themselves from having fun.

everyone says SBR is the best part

anons shit on it to be contrarian

everyone says JJL is the worst part

anons shit on it before it even gets bad

I don't get it... do they just want to shit on something?

forcing criticism because they know they actually enjoy the part

I think it's because they enjoy the part that they're so critical of it.

There three JoJolands translations, but only one is up to date

Hi Wa Mata Noboru

Most stilted dialogue, mediocre translation, but only one still in publication.

We Need More Yankiis

Better, more natural dialogue. Good in-between.

dogpark

Most natural dialogue, most talented translator but he takes more liberties.