POV: you are Ikari Shinji

POV: you are Ikari Shinji

I'm asking "Where the fuck is Misato?"

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i tell rei to restrain asuka and mari use her face to tickle asuka underneath her clothes

Nakadashi, nakadashi and nakadashi!

shinji's pov

I go for the gay angel

Ain't this bitch like 60 years old

that's gay (derogatory)

Your mom's like 60 years old but that didn't stop me from fucking her last night

Fixed

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Based

There's still people pretending to care about this cardboard cutout?

it's the only logical choice when your other options are traumatized/mentally ill cunts.

The girl on the left is noncanon.

Nakadashi too

If you're a fucking coward, that is

Nakadashi Asuka

wow thanks anno, all I needed was a nymphomaniac to parachute out of the sky and want to live with my penis inside her vag

he thinks picking a crazy bitch makes him brave

lol maybe if you're fucking underage.

no hikari option

DROPPED

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Master Reice

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crazy bitch

She's really not that bad when not being antagonized or ignored

Big sis Maya

I wish

Well Shinji didn't, she told that stinky old hag to fuck right off

But I'm Kensuke

POV: you are Ikari Shinji

so Im gay

In Shinji's case, it's more like desperate than proper gay

Ah, the cameraman has arrived
You can stand off to the side, and make sure to get all the action

How come Shigeru, Makoto, Maya, and Ritsuko are in this photo of all of Shinji's friends? I don't even remember him talking to the first three.

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They're people he interacted with on the daily as part of his responsibilities at NERV

groomer femdom

incest

Cluster B madness

mommy, and used

groomer twinkdom (gay)

Brad's gf

10 years older fem-Shinji

Well, what is Shinji's best option then?

There's no best option for Shinji as Kaworu/Rei/Mari are all perfectly fine for him.

Hikari would be a better partner than everyone on this list but Kaworu.