POV: you are Ikari Shinji
POV: you are Ikari Shinji
I'm asking "Where the fuck is Misato?"
i tell rei to restrain asuka and mari use her face to tickle asuka underneath her clothes
Nakadashi, nakadashi and nakadashi!
shinji's pov
I go for the gay angel
Ain't this bitch like 60 years old
that's gay (derogatory)
Your mom's like 60 years old but that didn't stop me from fucking her last night
too skinny
good
Fixed
Based
There's still people pretending to care about this cardboard cutout?
it's the only logical choice when your other options are traumatized/mentally ill cunts.
The girl on the left is noncanon.
Nakadashi too
If you're a fucking coward, that is
Nakadashi Asuka
wow thanks anno, all I needed was a nymphomaniac to parachute out of the sky and want to live with my penis inside her vag
he thinks picking a crazy bitch makes him brave
lol maybe if you're fucking underage.
no hikari option
DROPPED
Master Reice
crazy bitch
She's really not that bad when not being antagonized or ignored
Big sis Maya
I wish she took Shinji's virginity
I wish
Well Shinji didn't, she told that stinky old hag to fuck right off
But I'm Kensuke
POV: you are Ikari Shinji
so Im gay
In Shinji's case, it's more like desperate than proper gay
Ah, the cameraman has arrived
You can stand off to the side, and make sure to get all the action
Asuka #1
How come Shigeru, Makoto, Maya, and Ritsuko are in this photo of all of Shinji's friends? I don't even remember him talking to the first three.
They're people he interacted with on the daily as part of his responsibilities at NERV
groomer femdom
incest
Cluster B madness
mommy, and used
groomer twinkdom (gay)
Brad's gf
10 years older fem-Shinji
The ship of EVA and of anime as a whole.
Well, what is Shinji's best option then?
There's no best option for Shinji as Kaworu/Rei/Mari are all perfectly fine for him.
Hikari would be a better partner than everyone on this list but Kaworu.