Thoughts on this story about breaking a curse?2
Jojo afterparty
Alright anons, how would YOU have written Jojolion?
At what point did Araki go "okay, I have a good idea for the next part, I need to finish this part as soon as I can"?
So what was the moral of the story?
Demanding best boy Joseph art from a drawanon.
So uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
What purpose to the story did Yasuho serve?
YASUHO SISTERS
ARE YOU OKAY!?
What was your favourite meme of this storytime?
The ending absolutely expects us to care more about the Higashikatas than we do.
Reminder SNK ended the same year so it was a double punch of some of the worst shit ever put to paper
I am just happy its over...
Well for starters there would have been an actual lion at some point
SNK ending had way more blow back than this
I WILL SAVE YOU HOLLY, I AM YOUR SON! I SWEAR IT!
many chapters later
Eh, it is what it is. I'm not her son anyway. Fuck it.
Raw stand utility
Thats obviously a familial embrace? I see you cropped out how she's hugging Tsurugi in the exact same manner
"jojolion" is a story....
ywn be Yasuho
ywn suffer from menstrual pain and depression
ywn have a neglectful mom and an absent dad
ywn be groomed by a silicon man from a young age
ywn get emotionally abused by a hair clip
ywn attempt suicide at age 13 and get nursed back to health by a doctor who’s slowly losing her mind
ywn find a naked man with 4 balls in the ground
ywn get bitten by invisible zombie jesus
ywn get kidnapped and mentally abused by a 9 year old
ywn nearly get tricked into having sex with Joshu
ywn accidentally stumble into a car full of human traffickers
ywn get waterboarded by Yotsuyu
ywn have to choose between not breathing and getting attacked by a mini tornado
ywn get the blood in your brain boiled
ywn get sacrificed to an enemy stand by being pushed off a ski lift
ywn get groped by Urban Gurilla
ywn nearly get rock fragments shoved up your vagina
ywn be forced to stab yourself in the eye with a syringe
ywn be slammed into a shelf containing various diseases in test tubes
ywn be gaslighted into believing that your traumatic past never happened and your words are unreliable
ywn drown after binding your soul to a phone that gets dropped in a toilet
ywn watch one of the few people that you trusted coldly betray you while your body is slowly and painfully disintegrated by toilet water
ywn barely survive disintegration in the toilet at the cost of an arm
ywn have Joshu donate an arm to you, only to regret it and start attacking you
ywn lead your boyfriend's sister to her death
ywn watch as an airplane panel slowly falls towards you
ywn help your new boyfriend defeat your ex using asspulls
ywn get dumped by your new boyfriend because he's a sociopathic bimbo who would rather date his cousin
Post your favourite JJL edits.
I’m so excited for The JoJolands! Yippee!!!!
Remember to point and laugh everyone
What was his problem?
It is sort of fucked that Norisuke will have to pass his business down to fucking Joshu, he does NOT deserve this bros
I kinda feel bad for them I guess
Dad got stabbed by his son for no reason
Mom get murdered after talking to them once in 15 years
Older brother got stabbed and died
Older sister got raped by a rigger
Younger brother got his arm sucked off and the girl he did it for didnt even thank him
Younger sister exists
Also their maid died apparently
Wall Eyes?
FINAL RECAP
Pursuit IS
Moving towards WoU
Noticing WoU outside your house
Thinking about pursuing WoU
Thinking about inviting WoU to pursue you
WoU looking at you
Checking a window to see if WoU is outside
Talking about WoU
Looking at WoU in a photo (that you didn't ask to see)
Trying to punch WoU
Seeing Tooru in a video
Interviewing WoU
Seeing WoU's back
Defending yourself against WoU's rock insects
Investigating WoU's rock insects
Standing up
Grabbing WoU's throat
Looking at Tooru's face
Making a phone call
Touching something WoU touched
Trying to punch Tooru
Sending an automatic stand after WoU (only causes calamity after hitting him)
Aiming an attack that "does not exist" at WoU
Firing off an attack that "does not exist" at WoU
Trying to help WoU
Pouring sap into your grandson's mouth
Lying comatose in the garage (debatable as to whether this is pursuit or just the universe fucking Norisuke over)
Pursuit IS NOT
Approaching Tooru
Trying to punch WoU
Looking at WoU in a photo (that you did ask to see)
Attending a WoU concert
WoU looking at you
Noticing WoU next to you
Going where WoU is going
Calling Tooru
Noticing WoU inside your house
Interviewing WoU
Inviting WoU to pursue you
Saying you'll kill WoU
Seeing WoU's back
Defending yourself against WoU's rock insects
Reaching towards WoU to attack
Setting a trap for WoU
Destroying Rokakaka test tubes
Chasing WoU
Opening an elevator door to expose WoU
Shooting Tooru through the phone with an attack that "does not exist"
Throwing cards at Tooru
Trapping Tooru's limbs in cards
Dropping a child in front of Tooru to give him a curse
Any questions, class?
Volume notes
Yasuho isn’t part of the higashikata family so she leaves
Josuke comforting Daiya since she lost her dad
constant cuckposting
/dbs/ really ruined all sense of discourse on Anon Babble.
inb4 shipfag
It’s a battle shonen, I don’t care about romance
In hindsight, it speak volumes about how shit Jojolion was that the only funny thing people can came up with is Yasuho cuckposting
everybody in the entire story just fucking gives up every single thing at the end
wtf
Where is Hunger Games anon? Is he safe?
Josefu Joestar? My HERO
Implying it won't be Tsurugi
Does he?
I mean Tsurgi will be old enough to run it before he dies and he can still train him unlike Joshu
Alright folks what did we learn about plot points?
Never. Araki took a year and a half between Jojolion and Jojolands.
Josuke found his REAL family and where he belonged, he got what he wanted
Newfag cuckposting was there from the start even prior to Yabbaposting.
No fucking shot that gremlin is even in your list of contender
Part 3 had HFTF and 7th stand user memes
Part 4 had duwang and GOLDEN HEART memes
Part 5 had KAKUGO and "I've won" memes
Part 6 had gay priest schizobabbling memes
Part 7 had "THE SPIN CAN DO THAT", terroristposting and worst dads memes
Part 8 had riggers and GOLDEN HEART AU memes
I would normally ask for a prediction of Part 9's memes, but I'm guessing a good chunk of us are going to be new readers? Either way, these storytimes were fun. DB Anon, Josukearchiver, Prison Facts Fag, drawanon, Emojianons and all the shitposting inbetween, I'm gonna miss it all when we end up having to wait for a new chapter release.
Thank you all for the good times, bros. Post your favorite storytime moments and memes.
Are we satisfied with the line-up?
Are we ready?
molested by Tsurugi
Alcoholic deadbeat mother
Almost raped by Joshu
Almost raped and drugged by delinquents
Waterboarded and kidnapped by Yotsuyu
Air almost sucked out of lungs by Aisho
ignored by Josuke when they reunited
cucked by Karera a few pages later and forgotten about for days
Pushed off a ski gondola by Rai
Abandoned by her friends for forgetting a birthday message at midnight
Coaxed by a rock insect into thinking her Dad abandoned her
Tried to commit suicide
Threatened to have Doctor Wu enter her urethra
Almost forced by Wu to get every single disease known to man
Josuke and Rai think she's retarded for thinking the doctors don't have the Plant
Hit by a car
Abandoned by Josuke and Rai while they chill in a car
Flushed down a toilet
Lost an arm
Finds out her ex boyfriend is actually a rock human that groomed her since she was 10
Uses the fruit that she meant to save Holly with on herself to exchange with the creepy kid she hates
ex boyfriend almost kills her multiple times too
in the final page of the story everyone in the Higashikata family ignores you and the man you love goes to wrap his arms around another woman while you leave in tears
Being Yasuho is suffering
-Plunder bubbles
-The wall eyes bitemarks
-Flashbak man
-Bling Bling baby
-Gappy losing one of his thighs during CKB battle and the being ok the next page
-Kira having tattooed the same symbol of the guardrail leading to Norisukes study room
-Norisuke's plot towards Gappy
-The walleyes itself
-Karera Sakunami
Am I missing something?
I found JJL’s ending worse. SnK ending ruined Eren’s character but I get what Isayama was going for at least. Jojolion had no semblance of themes. A lot of people were more invested in SnK and projected their political insecurities on the series.
This story wack anyways my favorite part was phantom blood so here's a final drawing
Thoughts on Fumi's gf?
Josuke got to destroy Rokaka test tubes, not pursuit
Kaato destroyed a Rokaka plant, pursuit
HELLO?????? IS ANYBODY OUT THERE??????
Drawanon please draw another cute Tsurugi.
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Technically he's right. They CAN heal Holly... if they find one. But they 'no longer exist' in this world (thanks Kaato).
I wouldnt trust Tsurgi around a buisness whose primary customers are teenage girls
Yasuho hasn't earned the right to be there after all the shit she went through
seriously?
If Araki ever bothered giving her a name, she will for sure be the Tomoko of this universe
All of our real protagonists would have managed to find a way to save Holly, and not have their moment taken away by a card dealing grandma.
What will be Josuke's role in part 9?
Maybe combine the Twins into one and add in the Head Doctor?
Most of the shit regarding Yotsuyu really. How he apparently killed Kira (he had nothing to do with it). How the room in the basement ackshually was his and not a prison for Kira. Why did he call Tsurugi's actions righteous. Etc.
This isn't the 89th drawing
I need to draw one more
I am neither Josefumi nor Kira but Josuke from the soil
See this would be a good character moment if he wasn’t claiming he was Kira and Holly’s son just 2 volumes ago. All this development happened off screen. It’s too jarring
a sexo for the road
tracing drawanon
All in for GODshu.
kek, thank God we're getting CHADdio soon
Breaking a cu-wait a minute what the fuck is that image?
the big rock that killed Johnny
hatmaidfags malding their noncanon waifu was shat on
Fat FUCK.
Yep.
It's not about whether or not she has the right. She made her own choice not to intrude on their grief and it would be tactless to do so.
There's also that whole thing of Mitsuba attempting to murder her at Jobin's behest which this isn't the time to unpack.
Do not "pursue" that image, lest a "calamity" befall you...
posts two protagonists who died and failed to defeat the final villain
You sure about that?
He's gonna be like Part 5 Polnareff except instead of being in a wheelchair, he's gonna get his 4 "2x2" balls castrated
Do you have Twitter? Your style looks familiar
She does deserve to be there, it’s stupid Josuke doesn’t even let her stay when he was just saying that his first memory was with him. Plus, she knew the family longer and he tried to get her to join the family photo all the way in the beginning
BASED
Now that the dust has settled, how would you rate Yasuho as a character?
the things i would do to araki if yasuho doesnt end with josuke in jojolands haha
I love Breast and Ass expansion
based desu
How many of you niggas were reading JoJo for the first time? be honest
Yeah it’s called “bad writing” same with every other plot in Jojolion
Combine the twins into one and add Akefu/Wonder of U
She's a character?
OIIII JOSUKEEEEE whats that lollipop your sucking ooooo~n?
Its still amusing to me how boring his pose is next to all the other characters
Alright fix it Anon Babble
Rape goblin actually a sympathetic child
Actually have the family be the central characters, them trying to find a cure for their sibling and coming to trust Josuke
Finale is Jobin dying to protect Josuke like a younger brother
Wonder of U beaten by using all of the families shitty stands abilities combined
Honestly why even make Riggers? Why even make up a race of rock people?
Just make them assholes trying to monopolize the fruit to get rich.
This was extremely subtle foreshadowing in hindsight
6/10, she’s too inoffensive to hate. Joshu and Tooru are the worst characters in part 8
Draw Yasuho crying over JosukeXDaiya while WoU is in the background schizobabbling about this being a calamity
I prefer the term riggas
SHITsuho deserving to be with the higashikata family after not even thanking joshu for his sacrifice
No.
Remove taoka and add the head doctor
she knew the family longer
This is the funniest part. Norisuke (pre-retcon) bans her from visiting the house for reasons and she never visits again.
Gappy married Daiya
Either Tsurugi or Joshu won the Yasuhobowl
I find it almost funny how much Araki wanted to force her to be this support Josuke NEED while at the same time desperately push them away from each other
I did not know you can write character like that
amazing
Ok, the Joseph chapter was great. I'll give Araki that.
that pic
This.
Damo not available on deaths
I liked his. As I live and fucking breathe
Joshu sperged out at her for trying to help Josuke and mounted her. How are there still Joshu defenders after his meltdown?
Seconding this one.
Reminder that whatever angst Josuke ended the story with, he still climbs into this thing while mulling it over
It's done
89 drawings
Tfw all of Jobin’s fortune belong to his wife and family now
Someone post the interview with araki after part 8's end
What was the point of Joshu? I thought he would become a jobro but he never did. Instead we got schizobabbling fruit farmer
Fist time readers, did you rike it?
Because he STILL tried to defend her from Tooru after this moment and after Bitchsuho was an ungrateful cunt.
Every famous mangaka even Kubo and Gege would write a more satisfying Jojolion
Didn't Tooru smash the fuck out of it after he got hit by the second Go Beyond?
Golden Heart Requiem
part 8 gets immensely better when it focuses on flashbacks
Flashback Man could've been THE MOST KINO STORY OF ALL TIME
we were robbed
I think it needs to be updated.
Godspeed.
Comic relief? That shithead was hilarious
You have a very fun art style anon, thanks for all the drawings.
You are right, even in prior pages Tsurugi hugs him inviting him to choose a cake
i think people is just venting frustration(Araki doesn't help either)
Kino
I keep thinking about how Yasuho quite literally can deploy tactical nuke just by calling Josuke
First 8 parts ranking before Storytime
7 > 2 > 4 > 5 > 6 > 3 > 1 > 8
First 8 parts ranking after Storytime
7 > 6 > 3 > 1 > 4 > 2 > 5 > 8
First 8 Jojos ranking before Storytime
Johnny > Josuke > Joseph > Jotaro > Jolyne > Gappy > Giorno > Jonathan
First 8 Jojos ranking after Storytime
Jolyne > Johnny > Jonathan > Joseph > Jotaro > Josuke > Giorno >/= Gappy
First 8 villains ranking before Storytime
Valentine > Kira > Pucci > Dio > Diego > Diavolo > Kars > Tooru
First 8 villains ranking after Storytime
GUARDRAIL > Diego > Dio > Pucci > Kira > Valentine > Kars > Tooru > Diavolo
Based PB enjoyer
Araki did their arc, thought "aw fuck, the part should've been about these two" and never recovered.
No. They left the Lambo on the tree.
Part 3 had HFTF and 7th stand user memes
Man it says something how popular that fan game still is... Don't think Clayman has been updating it for the last years, but it's still good as is.
What the actual fuck was this problem?
What was the point of half the characters in this story?
daiya
hato
karera
So many characters do nothing outside of 1 arc.
Joshu worst character
atleast he has CHARACTER, still not very happy with how his character ended up lol
WoU should be in the stand Hunger Games.
What is going on through his head right now?
you'd get a decent following if you posted these somewhere nigga
Make it about Josefu instead and then give Kira and Josefumi their own part later on
Ermmmmmmm, why is that star there...?
Nice... VERY nice...
youtu.be
Usually hate video essays but this one is genuinely good
Kino
Part 9 will have gen Z screen addict memes and DRAGona simps getting BTFO the second they open their mouth.
I wish you'd at least give 1 thread of breathing room before inducing this massive post inflation. Or do it in here
Bro…Karera never met Josefumi again…imagine how depressed she waa
Acceptable before the final arc. Main criticism is she had no agency whatsoever. However during Wonder of U arc she became absolutely atrocious.
He's STILL whining about Hunger Games despite it being a part tradition
Kubo
Remember Bleach finale?
Truly still nigger filled garbage threads.
It's a fun theory but the fact of the matter is the act of reading the manga (the important part) is a terrible experience so I don't care much for this video.
absolute ludokino
I can't belive my big brother is dead, my mother who's been gone for years is dead, my dad is in the hospital and will never be the same, my childhood friend and crush took my arm, and to top it all off the guy who I've barely interacted with in the last 8 months is living in my room and banging my younger sister
99% of CKB could be scrapped and nothing would change. The only relevant part is the family tree page. Daiya serves no purpose, at least Hato had a reason to be here with vitamin C
post the uncensored.
It's strange, I think Tooru had the potential to be one of the best antagonists Araki has ever made (in terms of character at least) but despite dozens of interesting components he failed to build anything enduring.
really? 89?
Is that really 89 drawings?
Gege
I wouldn't so sure of that... Not after seeing what he did in that ending.
Catbox with the uncensored versions?
There's a duplicate in there. I messed up.
it happened before so it's good
No. People are most interested right now just after the dump ended and if discussion gets drowned out, that opportunity won't come back. Literally just wait.
Man Jojolion could ahve been great, what happened to Araki this time?
youtube.com
If SHITsayama wrote Jojolion it would end with Josuke cucking himself and the Higashikata family curse re-emerges years later and ends the bloodline.
I don't see how he had any such potential, he's very boring and only enters the story crazy late
the josefumi's mom last minute apology is just so baffling
it's ok she saved his pictures ;)
yeah i bet this bitch snapped a lot of pictures when he was drowning too
Thoughts on this story about breaking a curse
Bad, just bad. This is my first reread since it ended and I thought I loved this part, boy was I wrong. It was probably because of the monthly releases which cleansed my brain every month from the dumbest shit and allowed me to look only on positives in retrospect. Now I have a clearer picture and overall it's pretty bad, beginning was very solid and there are some very good volumes scattered throughout but everything towards the end is just a bunch of retarded nonsense with horrible ending.
God I hope Jojolands will be better than this
People can bitch about the JJK ending all they want, the actual ending and some parts of it do fucking suck (Nobara surviving, half the people Sukuna kills surviving) but the actual Sukuna fight is absolutely fun to read and it's very fun to see how all the different kind of fighting styles try to take him down. WoU has none of this creativity or fun at any point.
Can we have this picture updated with his disability
The second half of part 8 can be explained with this one picture
All drawings from part 4 until now:
litter.catbox.moe
litter.catbox.moe
litter.catbox.moe
They're in there.
I remember how people back then coped that flashback man was actually a flashforward man and he was gonna be a merge of Tsurugi or Joubin and Norisuke
Jojolion would have NOTHING to it without Josuke and Yasuho
Jojolion was awful. Truly awful. Name some terrible anime and manga you've read that you consider to be better than Jojolion. I'll gladly admit NARUTO was better than this ten year shitheap of a manga.
At least the mysteries would all have build up and there’d be proper foreshadowing.
89 years old, he was just a kid.
thx
Jojolion could ahve been great
I'm not sure I agree with this. Writing coherent overarching plots was never his strong suit. Previous parts have tons of retcons, but you can overlook them they're not typically central to the plot. Making the entire thing full of mysteries meant the part was doomed before it even began. It had good arcs and good moments, but the overall plot was never going to go well.
JOBinbros...
JOBIN BROS NOT LIKE THIS
The only good fight was the clown vs kenny fight
Kira sets an explosive off
Jobin dies
Joseph uses the family technique
Lore accurate already.
Have Kei's investigation actually yield results. Have the smugglers and the doctors actually interact. Have Joshu actually help out in a fight. There really is too much to fix.
JOBin...
Jobin….
Norisuke…
Head Doctor….
Unlike a certain hatmaid who came back after 20 something volumes to accomplish nothing at all, Nobara was at least a key part of Sukuna's defeat and her return was always a possibility
jobbin jobbed already
Jobin already died
From Kira even
REMINDER
Clown VS Kenny is the best fight in that entire manga I agree. Because it just feels like a Jojo fight.
So does Tsurugi being cured mean that the curse is broken or did it just saved Tsurugi?
The curse was broken
Somehow
jobin stop im going to choke on my food
Araki had such a good setup for this part and managed to fuck everything up, i will not read jojolands until it ends
Writing coherent overarching plots was never his strong suit
People say this but I don't get it. Even with Part 4 kinda struggling along until Kira happens, the other Parts never stray from their basis. Yes, there's the occasional asspull / stand power redefinition or contrivance, but their core beats are still treated coherently.
JOBin
I got shit...
All the sinner in the house died and repent for their sin, so the curse in broken
You could trick people into thinking this is real if you replace the word rape
Day 1
but the actual Sukuna fight is absolutely fun to read and it's very fun to see how all the different kind of fighting styles try to take him down.
Sure... Was also very fun to see the Sukuna cycle repeating itself like 6 times and him pulling binding vows out os his ass.
IWASUKE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Top 3 Jojo fights easily.
Jousuke will inherit the business
JJL mindbroke readers and I really do get all the headcanon people have to come up with to justify things(I’ve done it with asoiaf). Imagine thinking the guy who has a whole meme centered around "forgetting" story elements and being inconsistent would somehow explain everything in the final chapters or actually planned out things in part 8
Joshu is really stocking up on explosives
He's too obsessed with his past glory.
Unironically bug posting
what was the last chapter where Gappy used Plunder?
still trying to pursue the concept of pursuit
Jobbin
Kei sacres Yasuho off
Canon
how can Araki be obsessed with past glory if he doesn't remember any of it
So can we ever co-exist with Rock Humans?
Fucking hell Josuke, I'll do it myself
Night 1
The other parts are all way simpler and still get constantly upended.
Post your favorite JJL screenshot.
Don't worry about it
the dog TANKED that
kei scares yasuho
accurate
Imagine rebooting JoJo because you wanted something fresh but still choose to go back to Morioh and do nothing interesting with it.
expand upon things like the ghost alley
No
explore new elements
No(Wall eyes could have been that)
bring back a character from part 4 to tie him thematically to his previous counterpart but make it fresh
No, Kira did not need to be named Kira. It was just cheap nostalgia
Part 8 was a shit tribute
the retards making up headcanon cope to justify Jojolions terrible writing only to get instantly btfo the day after
if you look at me, you die immediately
How many phones got wrecked over the course of this part
I think it outnumbers vehicle destruction hard
joshu the gilfhunter
Joshu "lemme suckle on dem titties!!!"
suicide pact
rock insect fight
KINO
Joshubros... we are haglovers?
Tsurugi, Jousuke, Rai and Aisho bros...
Kira blows Jobbin off
BUH-BUH-BUH-BASED
Previous parts are largely about from getting to one place from another. Araki is the last writer you want dealing with a mystery that has lots of dense plot points
ojiro dies from STD
fitting
He might have a cameo in one arc while the Higashikatas are on vacation. I say cameo because I don't see him giving a shit about Jod's cause I could also see him being a way to introduce a lawyer since he should be having some legal troubles for the murders.
Not taking a break like he did with SBR.
Tsurugi, Radio Gaga, Josuke, and Do Do Do, De Da Da Da raid Aisho's camp while he is hunting
Aishobros, why's everyone obsessed with his property?
Kei Hato and Damo
Damo is so lucky...
Day 2
Well take part 5 as an example. The boss' identity revealed 0 clues as to his stand, and honestly why would it because stands have never been related to the identity of the person. The boss' daughter also had 0 information about him, and her stand was nothing like his because again why the hell would it be? And in the end Polnareff simply calls them with relevant information. The mystery aspect doesn't really make any sense. KC power sometimes functions like The World.
I don't even dislike VA but it has lots of inconsistencies. It's just that these inconsistencies are not a big deal because the main plot of "We have to beat the boss" is very simple. By comparison, JJL sets up a new long-running mystery every arc and makes the mysteries the main plot instead of something simple like "defeat Dio/defeat Pillarmen/defeat DIO/find Kira/defeat Diavolo/defeat Pucci/find the corpse". It's a recipe for disaster for someone who can't help but retcon.
KIRA NOOOOO
Thank Christ its over. On to the JoJoLands!
Radio KWAB...
Damo steps on mine
Kira got him this time
DAMO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Damo killed by a bomb
Kira WO-
he later died of a cold
Kirabros...
Why would you read more after the cluster fuck that is part 8. Araki proved he can't write anymore
Based Doremifasolatido
holly, joseph, josefumi and lucy hunt for tributes
surprisingly coherent lineup
between this and Palawanicus
The jokes about Norisuke hearing his esteemed parfaits aren't the source of his riches also got me a bit.
Joshu? Still winning.
COME O~~~N
YOUR HUSBAND IS DEAD, ISN'T HE~~~?
STACYto instantly murders the rigger
Canon.
Alright. I'm supposed to be trying to learn to draw anyway.
But we got riggers! They look and act no different than humans 99% of the time, they could've just been a group of humans and almost nothing would change about the story, but they parasitize wasp nests as infants for some fucking autistic reason.
I want to see Araki do a multi-volume whodunnit murder mystery, just to see how out of his depth he would be. The amount of dropped plot points and forgotten characters would be fun.
Giornobros, congratulations, he isn't the worst Jojo anymore
Despite how shit part 8 was, I have faith in part 9. I like it so far, the story is simpler so there’s less room for him to fuck up. I’m still expecting typical araki nonsense though. Only bad thing is, his age has caught up to him and the art declined. Part 8 had fantastic pages all throughout, WoU has some of the best spreads in the series. Nothing in TJJL, stands out so far
what does your stand do
Yasuho rape jokes were funny for that one volume and then it got stale
Speaking of which I'm surprised there were no merge memes
How is it his fault Kaato destroyed the fruit?
I'm not holding my breath.
What's happening? Why are posts being deleted?
conflicting desire of recognition vs safety first
body of a young man not taken seriously vs soul of an old man that is an expert
collecting rock bugs vs collecting Yasuho
hornets are his family vs all the other families
All of these could have been expanded and combined into something good.
rework all the automatic stands in to something fun to read. i don't even care about the BIG RETCON COCK raping this part constantly, just give me stand battles. i wanted to see way more of nut king call but of course we must have 3 volumes of WoU instead
In part 3 dio got retconned out of having every stand, he somehow had the ability to sense and interact with Johnathon TV watching when he later has the world
Retcons with new information and red herrings aren't anything special in mystery stuff
Consumed by Radio Gaga
I'm gonna have to call bullshit on that anon, spreads like pic related or the one where the gang is in the car heading to the villa show that Araki still has it in him
Giorno was always the goat.
Here are the results from 2 years ago.
There's nothing in any other part that is half egregious as Jojolion retconning *actually relevant* plot points 2 chapters after they were introduced. Trying to put Star Finger-tier shenanigans at the same level as Kira's backstory changing every 3 chapters is absolutely disingenuous.
This is exactly what I mean. Yes, Polnareff calling the gang to give them information is a lame way to reconcile the aspect, but Vento Aureo stays from start to finish a story about taking down the boss. Giorno joins the gang and Bruno accepts him because he doesn't like his way of handling the drug trade (this connects later to his backstory), they protect Trish to curry favor and potentially gather information and later investigate Diavolo directly. The story ends looking for a McGuffin that will defeat him. The overarching plot is coherent, the character's motivations are coherent, the progression is coherent, and the climax ends with Giorno reaching his dream. I have no idea why people try to think JJL is even comparable to the rest of the series.
Nice job anon
Why can't I vote for Blackmore as my favorite death?
Well, the Kira thing does make sense when you realize that Araki's original plan for Part 4 Kira was to have had a victim of abuse by his mother. So while one was the victim of abuse of a terrible mother, Part 8 Kira had a great mother who he risked his life for. The contrast between the two would've enhanced Part 8's motherhood theme even further.
People tried to compare radio gaga to sleeping slaves but it’s not similar at all since sleeping slaves actually focuses on of the main characters in Mista and trying to fight fate, it ties completely with part 5. Radio Gaga is an alright horror chapter on its own but makes no sense within the context of part 8
False Jolyne is still the worst protagonist
Kei does more investigation work than Yasuho
Joshu actually fights Jobin for what he did to Norisuke
Joshu's arm loss is more noble
Actual payoff on Josuke and Yasuho's relationship
And that's it. The rest can stay, horrible as it is
Unironically I only care about Norisuke because he's the only one in the family who seems to have morals and Joshu because he's a dipshit but he's funny
Hato and Daiya barely exist outside of their own arcs
Hang on, I'll add him.
There's nothing in any other part that is half egregious
Because they're simpler, that's my point. You make a more complex story with the same weaknesses you already have and they'll be more pronounced.
I was mad about Karera and Holly when this manga originally ended but this time around I can appreciate the nice parts of the ending since I already knew everything that was coming.
Unlike most people I think my opinion of Jojolion improved rather than lowered even if I still don't think it's good. But even in the past I've always maintained Jojolion was the part with the characters I liked most it was just the story direction I wasn't fond of.
The 'time' is being 'erased' . . . This is the power of 'Paper Moon King Crimson'!
Rank Jojo's of this part
He still has a 7/8 (Jojo)track record. He just wrote a bad story this time around.
Where was he?
Did Hunger Games anon get banned for racism?
Mike O and Mountain Tim's death was better than Blackmores
In our hearts.
hunger games bros...
Josfumi Kujo top tier
Man just wanted someone to care about him and he got it and tried his hardest to keep his bro alive
Even beat the shit out of two riggers for him on his last legs
Following a jojo part in real time is very strange
Fake Jose > Fumi-kun > Palawanicus > Dogsuke
wu tomoki never fails.
Kira > Joseph > Gappy
Welp, this guy
who was whining about HG reported him and got them deleted so now it's over
Thanks a lot bro. You really do hate others having fun huh?
final volume got 2 1000 reply threads
Part 8 fucking won bros
The ending would have been better if Josuke defeated WoU by putting a lion fursuit and making him die of cri ge
I'm not sure I believe that.
The original point was Araki not knowing how to write "coherent overarching plots" at all, which is absolutely false. And again, they're not the "same weaknesses" at all. Polnareff calling the gang to infodump Diavolo's motivations =/= Norisuke changing personalities and motivations the arc after he's introduced. It's not even a matter of Araki losing a grasp on the story structure's long term, it's literally him changing core story beats on a whim.
Nothing in particular, I just winged the design.
That's a cool enough power
nu-Joseph pisses me off, such a fuckboy design it's insulting to the original
I did not. I don't even trust mods when it comes to reports frankly.
I was actually looking forward to Palawanicus sweep. It was simply poor timing that irritated me.
I added rigger to my lexicon.
I haven't read a single chapter of Jojolands and all I know is there's a tranny, how much hope should I have for it to be good?
I liked Josuke honestly, one of the better aspects of this part. However Josefumi was a more compelling character, in part because he has such little pagetime for Araki to fuck him up.
Norisuke sucking off Josuke and calling him his favourite child.
JOSUKE, MY PRIDE AND JOY, THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE
What a CALAMITY
Hey fellas, I got banned for spam for some reason
Night 2
A lot of times, when fans think they can write something better than the original author, the fan work is ten times worse(DB fan manga, SnK fan manga trying to fix the ending) but I genuinely believe most of us could write up something better for part 8. Just yesterday someone pointed out how something like Josuke having an automatic stand battle in his lambo would not only be a nice tribute to highway star but far more entertaining and creative than the long range fights we actually had
More effort was put into this animation then Araki put into writing this story
We thought it was a tranny
But he still is called a he despite the look
So it's a trap
He's not a tranny, he's a ladyboy
LITTER
don't do this to me nigga that shit is deleted in a few days
PLease tell me you have a mega with all the jojo shit you have been pumping in these storytimes
Forgot to reply
It's cooked. There being a tranny should tell you that much
I'm not the hunger games anon, but I just randomly got banned for something I didn't do with no post linked to it.
That's probably what happened to him and to others.
joseph wasn’t a fuck boy in part 2
Did you forget the crop top and scarf
hato with damo the first day
kills poor tom
getting cozy with doremi
She can't help herself.
already crying about lbgt shit in a series with metrosexual looking characters
Josefumi vs the jobber twins was the best JJL fight.
Polnareff calling the gang to infodump Diavolo's motivations
What no. His weaknesses are constantly changing things soon after they're introduced, sometimes immediately and arguably forgetting certain threads. I'm talking shit like Annasui's sex change and Gold Asspull's never-ending list of new powers.
Yeah, we saw nice CqC. It was an even fight between two characters, it wasn’t 4 chapters of someone running away
Day 3
worm infested monkeypox faggot that prefers standslop scrawny fags to buff hamonchads says what
uhhh... am i still alive?
Holly left without the cure
Josefumi's mom just moved on and didn't even care
Joshu is left forever stuck with a tiny baby arm
Higashikata orchard got destroyed and their house got CALAMITY'D, they also lost the income from the Rokakaka trade so they're eventually gonna lose all they have
Josuke just gave up on his goals
Yasuho gave up on Josuke as a romantic partner
Mitsuba and Tsurugi are now forever left without Jobin
Everything Rai had is now forever lost because he had no immediate family
Morioh is still the same shithole except with a few less RIGGERS
Why is this ending so anticlimatic, what happened to Araki that he became so cynical and decided to make an ending like this?
All previous jojo parts that had a male crosdresser in the main cast turned into incoherent trash, don't hold high expectations.
I will miss the cuckposting. I liked jojolion depise being bad after all
It's like part 5 but the crew members are either psychopaths, autistic or retarded.
HG has always been considered off topic spam and mods will ban you for it. I got perma banned from Anon Babble like a decade ago for it
time to fire up the ips bro
WE(you) are finishing this HG THE LASST ONE!
He wasn't a doll-eyed twink like most characters in part 8. Nu-Joseph has zero charisma
it's like part 5 but [part 5]
Bashing that one guy's head with his knee was cool. We need more brutal CQC mixed into stand fights.
tooru already dispatched by STACYto and STACYly
BEASTS
pee pee poo poo kills lucy
NOOO
I understand that, but getting banned for replying to it?
And why is it labeled as a ban for GET posting?
He got old
hagbros in shambles
psychopaths
They’re gangsters, if anything Araki doesn’t commit to it. Bruno getting greeted to heaven to angels despite being a criminal is eye roll worthy.
Jojolands designs are much, much worse than part 5's
GODGODDI CHADCHADDA spared my wife.
Yasuho gave up on Josuke as a romantic partner
Did she though, it just ends with her giving him a quiet moment with the fsmily(which is dumb in of itself since she’s technically close to them than he is). The whole thing is left up in the air
Night 3
I wonder how many other people got banned
Kira did not need to be named Kira
Kira was literally Jotaro but named Kira and with Killer Queen
Bruno was ultimately a good person who got his life ruined by the drug trade and wanted to put an end to it
joshu incel rage
Accurate
not me, I'm invincible
MY HERO patrolling the hoes
INCELshu...
They were psychotic in the beginning like kicking that random guy's ass before the tongue stand fight. But he also wanted them portrayed as "good" like how Bruno is seen as a figurehead in his community and old ladies come to him to help solve their problems.
joshu kills mitsuba after she declines his advances
araki retconned the photograph of josefumi, karera, and urban guerilla hanging out
Jodio is literally a psychopath though
Mitsuba dead
Shit game
he somehow had the ability to sense and interact with Johnathon TV watching when he later has the world
He also had Hermit Purple.
The flashback with Kira, Josefumi and Damo is really the very best this dogshit part has to offer. Damo is a great villain with a scary power and the other two are better than the entire family, Yasuho, Gappy and Rai combined. Their motivation and their relation surpasses the rest so much it's laughable. What the fuck Araki, how do you come from SBR to JJL ?
Because he had Jonathan’s body who was a Hamon user.
gege
He couldn't write a satisfying 500 word middle school level essay if his life depended on it
*Sociopath
Looks like everyone who replied to this post
desuarchive.org
So probably most of the people interested in HG posts.
I hate jannies so much it's unreal.
Day 4
this time around I can appreciate the nice parts of the ending
What nice parts?
The worse a story is, the more uncharitable people become towards up-in-the-air endings like this.
Rai’s profession is involved with nature
this is how he knows about golden rectangle and spin by extension
tells Josuke about it way before the last second
It was that simple araki
rockniggas...
One of the bugs is gonna win, I just know it...
real insect beats rock insect
JannyGODS cleaning up offtopic garbage spam
Post-restoration storytime stats
SBR vol 21- 2 threads, 782+583 posts
SBR vol 22- 2 threads, 889+878 posts
SBR vol 23- 2 threads, 934+580 posts
SBR vol 24- 2 threads, 1019+816 posts
JJL vol 1- 2 threads, 1037+904 posts
JJL vol 2- 2 threads, 912+615 posts
JJL vol 3- 2 threads, 630+530 posts
JJL vol 4- 2 threads, 828+537 posts
JJL vol 5- 2 threads, 820+565 posts
JJL vol 6- 2 threads, 872+631 posts
JJL vol 7- 2 threads, 573+615 posts
JJL vol 8- 2 threads, 666+691 posts
JJL vol 9- 2 threads, 833+577 posts
JJL vol 10- 2 threads, 622+546 posts
JJL vol 11- 2 threads, 628+640 posts
JJL vol 12- 2 threads, 591+793 posts
JJL vol 13- 2 threads, 584+598 posts
JJL vol 14- 2 threads, 609+619 posts
JJL vol 15- 2 threads, 790+586 posts
JJL vol 16- 2 threads, 647+578 posts
JJL vol 17- 1 thread, 745 posts
JJL vol 18- 2 threads, 609+549 posts
JJL vol 19- 2 threads, 665+510 posts
JJL vol 20- 2 threads, 773+522 posts (note that the first thread has a 100-post autism debate)
JJL vol 21- 2 threads, 836+664 posts
JJL vol 22- 2 threads, 650+568 posts
JJL vol 23- 2 threads, 589+518 posts
JJL vol 24- 2 threads, 602+866 posts (2nd thread has Jobin death, Tooru reveal, full WoU ENTER)
JJL vol 25- 2 threads, 639+693 posts
JJL vol 26- 2 threads, 696+775 posts
JJL vol 27- 2 threads, 1071+~1190 posts
Night 4
Joshubros....
Rai's schizobabble after he died, that had me laughing kek.
Josefumi and Kira die the same way
Fucking KINO.
hatmaid is such a wate of a slot
Joshu's final KWAB
Joshu
KWAMBAN
GODLAWANICUS SLAYER OF STACIES
Getting three threads for a monthly series was never going to happen during both finales because DBAnon only switches threads during an end of a chapter. Monthly volumes have only 3-4 chapters but the page count is higher
Based
BETRAYED BY A BEETLE
BEETRAYED
KWABshu
jojoLIONS won. just ignore vol 17
chases after a woman
after she refuses his advances kills her
then commits suicide
what the FUCK was wrong with Joshu?
In addition to being funny, I love the implications of this. It implies that people in the Jojo universe are perfectly aware that stand users are fucking weird, but they just never acknowedge it.
are you doing an all part hunger games after this or are you waiting till after we do the current TJL content
That's it for Part 8!
The Feast
Part 2 is silly balls to wall fun carried by Joseph’s antics. Part 1 has a decent emotional core with Dio and Jonathan. Part 8 is simply infuriating to read
THAT'S IT? THAT WAS JOJOLION?
THAT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF AUTOMATIC LONG RANGE STANDS
5 people attended the feast and 2 people died
Day 5
hatmaid might actually win this one
It would be a bigger upset than George.
unironically not something to get mad about this time, not a huge deal but absolutely not defensible either.
yotsuyu waterboards yasuho then tends to her wounds
Ye of little faith
Skibididi Skibidida is going to win, I can feel it.
Poor tom eating out the rocks from Yasuho’s pussy
Interesting how SBR stays so high despite a lot of complaints during the storytime
You know I recently watched the second season of Fist of The North Star, and it's kind of impressive how Araki is so inspired by HnK and HnK also devolved into senseless retardation. I'm not sure how bad those 30 remaining unadapted chapters are but I can only imagine.
my hero.....
Remember when "read the manga" were common edits?
Now you can't say Jojolion is better than Phantom Blood
oh no no no
Night 5
She only gets soft and wet for me
This beetle is a fucking menace.
Tooru...
No mercy, Palawanicus.
Rip and tear until it's done
Palawanicus is more powerful than Kei confirmed!
The true villain of JoJolion, PALAWANICUS
Day 6
I liked the idea of WoU being the rokakaka’s stand or some plant from the wall eyes. It didn’t need to have a human user. That would be the literal definition of fighting an unstoppable force of calamity and taking the curse head on
No Karera!
NIGERUNDAYO!!!
Joseph uses the family technique
Yup yup, that's my Jojo!
heres your rokakaka branch you fucking slut
Beetle and hatmaid doing this well is unreasonably funny.
Night 6
Holy receives supplies from an unknown sponsor
This was me btw.
holy receives medical supplies
Jojolion did not trace this.
tg u hospital doctor kills holy and her father
NOOO
I am so fucking tired after reading all that... I might post something later or maybe not I don't know if I care anymore
GANBARE, BEETLE-SAN
I don't like this...rock humans aren't going to win are they
Yasuho jobbing to rock insects is funny as fuck. I bet those riggers made her hallucinate her dad again.
Our hero Palawanicus MUST stop that fucking rigger
femboy
peepeepoopoo
rape victim
racist
beetle
literally who
A star-studded cast of finalists
Haato will step up as a businesswoman and inherit the parlor
Day 7
That clean water? send by me.
KWAB
holy shit kek
It's just Yasuho and bugs now...
Double suicide
LMAOOOOOOO
Palawanicus bros....
Norisuke’s daughter got ROCKED right in front of him
wouldn't that mean it succeeded
palawanicus having a flash back
uh oh...
suicide fails
they still die
seem pretty successful to me
EVERYTHING ON PALAWANICUS
DON'T FAIL ME NO~~~~W
OBLADIOBLADAAAAAAAAAAAA
PALAWANICUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS
You can't, it's genuinely unfixable.
You can say "I will fix Boku No Hero Academia by making Deku powerless" or "I wil' fix Chainsaw Man by making Denji not a piece of human garbage", or even "I will fix One Piece by forcing Oda to give up drawing it". But you can't fix Jojolion. There's no part of that house that wasn't filled with plastic bottles instead of liquid concrete. It's best to tear it down and start over again.
Night 7
Yasuho, and two fucking bugs
Jesus Christ what a finale
BEETLEKEKS LOST
ALL IN ON OBLAGOD OBLADEITY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I no longer care.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It's all on Yasuho now...
Can someone explain to me where does the "as i live and fucking breathe" quote come from? I've seen the Damo edits but that's it
PALAWANICUS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no... palawanicus...
PALAWANICUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS
YASUHOE GONNA WIN
SHE IS THE BEST PART OF THE PART 8
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUARK, It's over..
PALAWANICUS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
youtu.be
oblaDEITIES have won. completely.
NO
YASUHO, AVENGE PALAWANICUS
By the way, Yasuho, my true name is Pawalanicus Zeppeli.
You really want Yasuho to win?
what a thrill,,,,
I'll say, Jojolion threads were the funniest.
WHO WILL WIN
A WORTHLESS WASTE OF PANELS WHO WAS ONLY THERE TO FILL IN CHAPTERS
OR
A PAWPRINT BADGE
My king of course.
POST IT I CAN'T WAIT
Everyone failed?
Send in Palawanicus's metabolism
DAY 8 + THE WINNER
THE MOTHERFUCKING STRONGEST
I think Yasuho looks better with one eye covered by her hair
Should've thought of this sooner
Now it's too late
GODBLADI CHADBLADA
COMPLETELY CANCELS THE JOBBER WORD CURSE FOOL HAHAHAHAHA OBLADEITIES WE IN THIS BITCH
our hero won
YOU USELESS SLUT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i was keeping track of the 89s/pursuits/calamities/flows in the post reply box
and then i copied it to my clipboard so i could shitpost
and then i copied something else to my clipboard, and lost the counter
fuck you
BAAAAAASED
TOTAL YASUHOE DEATH
TOTAL
SILICON LIFE
SUPREMACY
Expected.
Hunger games... This is... A story about winning a contest...
Life goes on for Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da.
Reminder Obladi lost to Palawanicus and only made it by avoiding him.
This is the only time I will ever call a rigger based, but that rigger insect is quite based for killing Yasuwhore.
OB-LA-DI
OB-LA-DA
LIFE
GOES
ON
BRAH
One more kek for Yasuho
Maybe she being emo would have made the rape look even hotter.
undefeated against SHITsuke (had to cheat)
easily kills yasuHOE
My hero GODbladi LORDblada is so fuarking STRONG
Tooru’s evacuation drill won, COMPLETELY.
Perfectly timed KEK
Total Yasuho Humiliation
*jobs*
Joseph
Enya
Hayato
Narancia
F.F
George
Obladi Oblada
Thoughts about our WINNERS?
Daiya is pretty hot.
OB-LA-DEITY OB-LA-GOD
Final placements with kills
I hope the fellas that got banned like me still managed to enjoy it
Shit list aside from Narancia and Joseph
CTRL+Z QUICK
Earned
Also earned
Yep. Earned
Very earned
Mega earned
Super earned
Earnedladi Earnedlada
(You) 'pursued' into the 'flow' of 'calamity' . . .
Jobin last
KEKAROO
Josuke...
silicon life IS superi-ACK
As expected
jobbinbros...
Pick 'em up, throw 'em in again.
I get that he feels like he isn't Kira or Josefumi but his own entity but the fucking LEAST that retard could have done is respect the wishes of the guys who literally fucking fused to create him and save her.
Thank god Yasuho didn't win, my king prevails!!!
So holly died?
I'm sure neither of these women want any closure on what happened to their disappeared children it's fine.
How is he supposed to do that if the rokakaka plant was destroyed?
WRYTV
She later died of a cold
HE WON
Yes, but not immediately, only after a great deal more suffering as her body and brain wasted away
I will forever be grateful to all the talented drawanons who made this storytime more fun with their drawings
Thank you all of you guys
K, B, C.
Your efforts were always appreciated, Bejia bro...
"Jojolion" is a "story" about "breaking" a "curse".
Araki is a fucking idiot
JOBBIN HIGASHITKATA CANT STOP LOSING
The curse is seemingly completely gone from Johnny's side of the family, so maybe he can
He just needs to borrow Jesus's corpse maybe
Reminder that INVINCIBLEbladi INVULNERABLEblada TANKED Go Beyond and actually deflected it, meaning it is stronger than WoU.
We don't really need another thread today, do we? There's just nothing to talk about.
I hate to ask for this but... 89 drawings.
Really?
Like, is that really 89 drawings?
GeGe
Let's not get ahead of ourselves
meant for
- Expanding on the Norisuke plot, Norisuke knowing about Kira having some cure for the rock disease (Though apparently later in the manga he decides on following the path of tradition, and in the Vitamin C flashback he is not present in Kira's scheme).
- Why Kei was suspicious of the Higashikatas and posed as a maid there
- The significance of Yasuho's hair clip ornament.
- Holly's research into the rokakaka and her "failure" (maybe that she failed to cure her own dementia that was shown when Yasuho was 13?). Especially mysterious is how she got one in the first place, since apparently the rock humans only started showing up the hospital afterwards.
Arguably, the bling bling baby is the manifestation of Johnny Joestar becoming a "Saint" by its survival and jewellery being a "miracle" after his death.
Kek
and still lost to Palawanicus
It's the last day. Even part 8 deserves a proper sendoff and people will think of stuff to bring up as a result.
Despite being the longest part it doesn't feel like we spent much time with the characters at all.
On a reread, it feels like so little happens in the last half.
I mean the only characters you even spend any significant amount time with is fucking Yasuho because she's either attached at the hip or Paisley Parking it up. Second would probably be Noriuske.
Total Yasuho Molestation Count is 8 btw.
the actual Sukuna fight is absolutely fun to read
No... Just... No.
even after everything, joushu is still my favorite character for this part
Her and Jobins deaths felt comical.
Imagine being a jojo character and dying from a stabbing.
Characters in this very part have survived ten times worse.
how can Norisuke be the fucking second man, he is barely in the story, only major appareance is in the first rigger battle and that's it
since she lost her dad
You mean her brother? Norisuke survived
Drawing ideas? I've got none.
cuckcelbro...
Old Joseph and 1941 Joseph comparing stands.
I need all the Daiya drawings.
draw that same one there but naked
Hes objectively correct.
Bitch forced it on him and didnt even say thanks
One last Yasuho humiliation drawing. Maybe something showing her ass?
Breast expansion of all girls except for Yasuho
Daiya and Hato with Josuke (Harem edition) and Yasuho being crying.
I just realized a lot of the faces in the recent parts look like Britney when she was young.
OOC humiliation ritual. Hackracki is a faggot.
Flashback Man with Trout Mask Replica.
This but it's youngseph and he's defending how cool his clackers are.
I wish Araki showed Joshu working the land after the orchard fire or something, just throw the pathetic fucker a bone and let him have a single moment of him unambiguously doing a good deed or bettering himself instead of it being underlined by his incel mentality
When you binge it all you notice the characters don't interact that much. Despite most living in the same house. The last time Joshu was an asshole to Josuke was during Beetle Tendency for one.
Could always return to and finish that up.
objectively correct
Nope.
It's in character for the guy who was about to bash some naked guy's skull with a rock for the same exact reason.
This, but with Yasuho crying over Josuke fucking Daiya.
I headcanon Joseph impregnated her before NIGERUNDAYOing away to America with Lucy
Pointing at WoU also doesn't count as a "pursuit".
Karera happily doing something mundane, josuke and the riggers nothing but faint memories within her mind
The anons who are sick of Japan should be thankful that Araki retconned Holly into not being an only child instead of using her as an opportunity for another Japan offshoot
promises her a date at an amusement park with sushi afterwards
leaves with old lady to get money for the date
moves to america and marries someone else
doesn't explain
dies
Is anyone in this part NOT such a happy kek?
Can you fucking imagine if they try and do a citizens of Morioh epilogue for Part 8 a la Part 4?
Why riggers?
Why not just make them pillar men trying to blend in with human society?
Draw the cake you think Jousuke picked, the Higashikata family showing it to Norisuke.
Draw the cake you think Jousuke picked
A pound cake.
To symbolize him announcing his intent to pound Norisukes daughter
Santana would solo Morioh
Jorin and Anasui enjoying a melon parfait in the Higashitaka fruit parlor
Why even make them anything? Why not just have them be crimesters? It's fucking Jojo basically none of these retards have any traits that couldn't be recreated/explained by a stand.
Yeah them being rock humans instead of regular psychopaths had no impact on the story at all aside from the use of the weird rock animal pets
Sanata was revived when MIH activated and the UV lights keeping him in check deteriorated btw.
Yeah them being rock humans instead of regular psychopaths had no impact on the story
The impact it had was just a net negative. There's so many stupid retcons and uninteresting tangents about rock human culture or biology or existence just everything about them. Just make them human crimesters and a bunch of this garbage gets to be patched up by virtue of just no longer exist. Maybe you can't just have them indiscriminately murdered anymore? But by this point Araki was in a big boy magazine for awhile now I'm sure he could have gotten away with it.
Araki gave Yotsuya something cool for a Rock Human ability then thought it'd make JoJolion good, so he scraped it.
There's no sense in Araki making Kato destroy the branch. I hate it so much. It's a fuck you to the reader to force a bad ending. Imagine if Bruno dropped the requiem arrow in Diavolo's hands by accident.
A better comparison would be Diavolo is unable to move and Giorno is close by, but Bruno destroys the arrow for no reason.
SHUT THE FUCK UUUU~P
*destroys every rokakaka in the universe*
This wasn't pursuit btw but it was when Kaato did it.
Doggystyle has universal attack potency?!?!
Jorinkeks?!
『オレはひとつの岩だ』『そしてひとつの島だ』
I have the opposite opinion. The antagonists would be less interesting than if they weren't rock humans and I'd rather have interesting antagonists than boring ones.
Every rock human antagonist that isn't Damo or Poor Tom is boring as fuck though AND they have retarded rock human shit dangling above their heads.
Poor Tom is garbage, he's just shock humor: the character, being an ugly bastard but not fat who fucks. That's not interesting.
I dropped Jojo at the end of Jojolion. I'm going in almost totally blind to Jojolands.
You will be happy to wash the taste of Jojolion out of your mouth and nothing more.
Calamity tends to make things ten times worse.
I thought Wu was a little interesting with his research and desire to learn more about the fruit, despite being short lived. I could even see him working as the main antagonist if he was given far more expansion with a bit of depth and a better Stand.
So what was the point of tsurugi exactly? Was araki just horny for trap shota x onee san content?
Jojolion is a story about breaking a curse.
Araki needed someone to be in the cast permanently who could grope Yasuho.
I dropped Jojo at the end of Jojolion
I'm glad it's over.
so what fanservice do you want for the epilogue of the jojolands
i want joririn or my nigga pucci because i dont think we are getting jojo part 10
Is that supposed to be Tooru?
Pls don't be racist, rock humans are people too
Rigger
Curing Tsurugi is supposed to be the goal of Norisuke and Jobin but Araki forgot to make him likable, and not a creep that almost gets Yasuho sex trafficked. Jojolion is such a baffling story, it's like an actual rock human that doesn't get humanity wrote it.
Irene
RETVRN
it's like an actual rock human that doesn't get humanity wrote it.
laughed at this, very astute
I think Wu Tomoki was interesting, and I would say the same about yotsuyu if araki didn't completely retcon his role in kira's death, so whatever.
Also why were the rock humans so fucking fagile and weak, that was lame.
Surprised this didn't happen.
I'm always caught off guard by how much Dr Ferdinand looks like Flashback Man.
so why did people still like YasuHOE after it was confirmed that she got fucked by Tooru
TOORU
HAS
NO
DICK
DAMO IS THE ONLY ROCK HUMAN WITH A DICK
YASUHO IS A VIRGIN
The return of TMR
Yasuho rape jokes
He has fingers though.