Jojolion

No doubt Joshu killed himself due to Norisuke liking him more

Josuke and Daiya shotgun wedding
Holly is cured by Go Beyond and attends the wedding (and Rai's ghost is there too)
Iwasuke is run over by a truck and dies
Joshu becomes the head of the Higashikata fruit parlor and saves it from collapsing with his incredible intelligence. But he still thinks about Yasuho every day
Hato no longer trusts men and becomes a lesbian. But then her girlfriend turns out to be a rock human too.
Mitsuba has a miscarriage (Jobinbros...)
Tsurugi stops dressing as a girl and his stand evolves into Paper Moon King Crimson
Norisuke is finally happy
Yasuho becomes a gamer and a hikki
Karera dies offscreen (kwab)
Radio Gaga returns in part 9

*liking Josuke more

I hope Tooru randomly shows up alive in part 9 for no reason

the Higashikata family goes to Hawaii

Hato finally got her passport, saying her boyfriend reminded her to do it this time

Josuke has his arm around Daiya

Yasuho was invited out of pity

Joshu never got over Yasuho, keeps insisting that his baby arm is the perfect size for fisting

Tsurugi is grown up and weirdly hot now

Hato's boyfriend is Dolomite

Dolomite had to ride the plane in a kennel with Iwasuke

Tsurugi's Stand evolved after contacting the rock disease, he moved to Hawai'i and changed his name to Charming Man

Tsurugi realised he loved wearing skirts and decided to open a dress shop. He now goes by Meryl Mei Qi

But Hamon Beat said there's four volumes left at least

Tsurugi decided to pursue a passion in creating manga with the penname Kishibe Rohan

Joshu gave up on trying to get rid of Josuke, but still antagonizes him on occasion in a similar way to how he banters with Hato. After how powerless he felt during WoU he decided be more proactive in helping his father rebuild the family business. The baby arm never got fixed.
Mitsuba gave birth to another goblin and had a fling with Yasuho's mom while trying to get over Jobin. The kid's stand is King Crimson.
Tsurugi is happy to be an older brother and likes doting on his baby sibling. He still dresses like a girl and molests Yasuho every now and then.
A while after the epilogue Josuke left Morioh to seek more rokakaka/rock humans to kill, but promised to come back to the Higashikata family to help them rebuild.
Yasuho plans to follow Josuke so she can continue her escapism.
Norisuke mourns the death of his firstborn and wonders where he fucked up so hard.
Hato got another weird bald fat boyfriend much to Norisuke's dismay, but this one didn't try to kill her family.
Dolomite still lives in a pond eating frogs.
Karera forgot about Josefumi and is still turning tricks and pulling scams somewhere. One day she'll get involved with the wrong crowd and be executed in a similar manner to the one the A. Phex twins attempted.
Daiya is still being cute to this day.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of Hato hooking up with Dolomite kek

Josuke got arrested for snapping that guy's neck in the hospital parking lot camera and killing that police officer on camera and also being a major suspect in the deaths of Mamezuku Rai, Nijimura Kei, and Satoru Akefu

Are we expecting part 8 characters to appear in part 9? Every JoJo part had characters from the previous part show up in the succeeding one

Which Part 6 characters showed up in 7? Does Dio being in flashbacks count as being a Part 6 character or did I forget one?

Part 7 obviously doesn’t count, since it’s a universe not connected to 1-6

It has part 1 characters

I expect it, but Araki's been consciously fucking with the audience in that regard (the Japanese tourist not being a Higashikata, Leo, Yokohama and Acca's grandpa having Joshu haircuts, rocks and rock formations being a part of the plot), so I think that when it happens it'll be some completely off the wall bullshit nobody even thought of.

I think it's guaranteed that we will get some sort of connection. I just hope it's like just Josuke + maybe one other character and not a bunch of bullshit about the Higashikatas or Riggers or anything stupid like that

Tsurugi becomes the head of the family.

No, but expect King Crimson or other part 5 stand to show up.

idk, but I hope Dolomite is doing fine. I still believe the rock humans were mostly innocent, so I want the sole survivor of his species to have a comfy life.

Imagining what Tsurugi would be like when he grows up.

but still antagonizes him on occasion in a similar way to how he banters with Hato

Joshu uses NKC to drop his balls on Jouske's head

Jouske proceeds to use them as a mini speed bag

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Yasuho Stand selfcest

Joshu looks more unhinged than any antagonist here

I'll never get tired of how Araki consistently draws Americans and freaks and fatties.

Everyone in this picture has seen Yasuho's vagina.

I expect that Joshuu will show up with an extremely buff bolted arm.

If stands are like your asshole then would fucking a stand be considered anal no matter where you do it?

Meryl Mei is hot.

I dig it. Reminds me a bit of Yotsu mixed with another JoJo character that's slipping my mind. Dig the Stand design.

that's just a realistic mother in her 50s

It seems that those in the East agree that Toru is one of the weaker villains.
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On the other hand, Tamaki Tamo , a mid-boss, is being re-evaluated. Although he is a mid-boss, his connection with the main character is more clearly highlighted, and although he dies immediately after appearing, he clearly appeals his force and character in a short period of time, so he is better than that. Some say it looks like the final boss.

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she's like 7 feet tall though

So, is today JOJOLANDS, or are we doing the whole spinoff thing?

Kinda hope it's Jojolands. I remember the first chapter was funny when it was posted here.

Now that the dust has settled, what the fuck was the point of bringing back Johnny Joestar just to have him job to a rock?

Jojolands won the poll over the hol horse spin-off

Nice. Time for the sociopathic zoomer joestar.

It's Jojolands,
Johnny came full circle, sacrificing himself to save his family.

Are you dumb? It’s paralleling Jonathan, both sacrificed themselves to save their family

Why didnt joshuu use NKC to stop the giant metallic airplane panel from destroying his family’s house?

Okay, but what did that have to do with anything in Jojolion besides explaining Shakedown Road's Stand and giving Kaato an excuse to kill a terrorist?

Heroes

Most of the people in that picture are crazy weird assholes.

Don't be obtuse for no reason fag.

what does explaining what the Higashikata curse is and how it trickled down Johnny's lineage have anything to do with Jojolion

So this is the average speedreader, huh?

caesar that low

You are all such faggots, holy shit

I wonder if Japan had the same waifufags malding about Kyo not having enough screentime...

Josuke

HERO

Kaato

PSYCHOPATH

Jobin

HERO

Daiya

PSYCHOPATH

Tsurugi

RAPIST

Joshu

HERO

Noriuske

FATHER

Hato

DAUGHTER

Joshu is /our guy/

That useless faggot should be lower.

useless

Yare yare daze, speedreader kun

I can't believe Tooru killed my wife...

I wanna suck Yasuho's asshole's titties then

gets cancer just from looking at him

gappy and rai are locked with him in a room for 3 chapters and nothing happens

Tooru started WW2 just so Joseph & Lucy couldn't investigate him any further

Whew.

You just gonna ignore Paco putting in the work, the hours, staying hungry, and devouring?

pacific islander

american

This panel always makes me sad.

i should have fucked him when I had the chance

Hawaii is indeed a US state.

seperatistbros, don't look....

That's like assuming that every american character is a native american, only a tiny minority of the people who live in Hawaii are pacific islanders, most are white or asian

Jojolion would work better as an RPG

What are the most dumbest opinions you've hear about JoJolion so far?

part 8 is good because it has connection with part 7

Part 8 is good because of attractive women
I have this opinion

Yasuho is a bad character

AntiJohnnyxLucysisters what is this???

How the fuck do you do a Gold Heart of Morioh epilogue for Jojolion.

That's her big bro. She even adopted his star motif after he passed.

Ignoring Rai after the fire is required.

his stand IS NOT hermit purple with 6 arms

I miss Johnny so much

what if wall eyes fused rai, horry, rai, kaato and jobin?

doesn't know that the Higashikatas AREN'T Johnny's descendants, Rina wasn't a firstborn, AND she got the curse while living on a farm in the USA

accuses others of speedreading

lole

Rina...
George...

I miss Yasuho so much

I accept your concession.

Retardbro, he said Johnny's lineage. You DO know what that means, right?

Joshu...

Daiya is quite busty.

Lucy...

gyro in heaven....

Part 5 is so much funnier when you realize that Giorno took a week off from his middle school to join the mafia.

It’s wild to think Giorno was 15. The guy hacked interpol and his body temperature deduction is still one of the biggest leaps of logic in JoJo

Tooru Hirose

Arhacki originally wanted to make Giorno a chick, would chuds cry about it being a marysue then?

Holly is cured by Go Beyond and attends the wedding (and Rai's ghost is there too)

"Jousuke"...
You can only say it once so be careful
89? Living together until you're 89 years old?
Are you sure? With Daiya?
Think about it Jousuke, marriage is not high in your list of priorities (of which I used to be number 1)
A marriage can also turn into a "curse"
A married life until you're 89? Sounds good to me but what about the age gap?
How old is Daiya now? How old are you?
Your "age" Jousuke, it's invisible
It's something that doesn't exist in this world, much like me right now
This isn't an easy decision Jousuke, what if Daiya makes you forget how to "Go Beyond"
Your soap bubbles may be invisible but that ring on your finger sure won't
That ring on your finger DOES exist in this world
And so will your marriage, until you're both 89 years old
Don't be hasty Jousuke
Think about what would happen
Think about Norisuke's feelings
Pursue a lawyer Jousuke, just in case
89 years of marriage? No way
I've seen enough fruit to know where this is going

People already dislike Giorno for being a boring Gary stu. If Giorno was a girl, there’s a 100% chance he wouldn’t write her as stoic. She’d be more similar to Jolyne or like Bruno

The Interpol thing was the gang using backdoor access Passione had already set up through corrupt agents or something similar. Makes sense for a Mafia to have stuff like that.

People bash Jolyne all the time so I don't think anyone would care.

would chuds cry about it being a marysue then?

People already call Giorno one, so I don't think much would change. I do wonder if Jolyne would've been female had Giorno ended up as one, given Araki was very set on making her one since he couldn't with Giorno.

Holy kek

Awaking III Leaves has a cool design and a cool ability that requires some skill to use and I think needed more appearances. Of course that sentiment can apply to just about anyone outside their debut arcs.

Mitsuba is a hot bitch that's all I have to say

I do not care about Norisuke’s children

Joshu is an unhinged freak

Daiya is a waste of space and serves no purpose

Hato was there to introduce Damo

Point and laugh

That had to be a shitposter.

You've been posting this a lot but I'm inclined to agree with that it was someone making a joke.

That was obviously a bait post, the joke is that Holly never gets cured. Do you need the /s, bro?

ALOOOOOO~OOHA CUTIES!<3 <3
TODAY'S THE BIG DAY~~~~~
PLEASE REMEMBER TO BE RESPECTFUL TO MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

Got proven wrong

I-I-It was obviously a shitposters

Yasuho lost to THIS?

It was an unair matchup.

My cute wife will forever be cute

How's the arm, Joshu?

Yasuho Hirose is Jojolion's biggest loser.

It's fiiiiii~iine! Little hard to finger Mitsuba with it but I'll just have to try harder now that I'm Tsurugi's new dad!

Sex.

Have to wait until the anime is adapted and halfway through before we get more Kaato porn

It's not fair

Is there anything stopping Joshu from just booting an arm from someone else into him? Given the GOLDEN HEART of AU Morioh, I doubt it'll be long until someone else tries to fuck with the Higashikatas.

Bolting*

I'd fuck her brains out.

Araki wanted us to forget NKC exists

"Jodio"...

Imagine how much you have to eat to get fat when you're that tall

While I agree with the sentiment, Damo isn't really unique, all the parts have super iconic midbosses

Drawfag please