I'm only 25 and I wish I could start my life over

Do you still want to live more?

Welcome to adulthood. It's all downhill from here.

Yes. I just wish I could have the same energy and passion that I had as a kid, so I can then use my adult ideas to make something great.

I've got a good job, but I just wish i could have the same flexibility and lack of neural plasticity.

Who knows anon? Maybe when we die we become cute 2d girls. Anything can happen

and whine about soft dick?

What?

this is how I feel as well. Starting with december 2 years ago I suddenly felt really sad. It feels like I cannot enjoy anything anymore as if my life is over.
I should have enjoyed life more, not worried about where my life is going. Now that I can do what I want it feels like its too late for everything.

Things are only going to get worse by the way.

What would you guys do after being reincarnated as a shota?

invest in the stock market, buy crypto, silver, etc

You're a kid so you won't be able to.

End up getting to redo my life.

The only thing that changes is that I end up on Anon Babble way earlier.

My very soul was doomed from the start.

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Your life barely started. You know how long a year is?

I feel like I've wasted years doing nothing.

Didn't ask, zoomie.
Go cry about it to your troon friends on Twatter

I don't have a Twitter lol

Rudeus is who I want to be.

Same. But you can start your life over right now. Nothing's stopping you.

No you can't

faking your indentity

illegal

subsistence farming

illegal

starting your own bank

illegal

not taking the government microchip

illegal

How would I do that?

You still have time to reinvent yourself, if that is what you truly desire. Do not waste the next 10 years. You think you know what regret is now? It will pale in comparison to the regret that will suffocate you if you don't use the coming decade of your life in pursuit of your hopes and dreams. It will be too late to achieve anything at age 40 unless you build the foundations for it right now.

Take it from a worthless old man who wasted all of his best years out of complacency and risk aversion.

I want to rape rudeus greyrat

changing your name and moving somewhere different

legal

growing a garden

legal

not being a schizo

legal

I dunno. Depends on what you want to do with your life.

you got 5 years left, afterwards if you haven't made it just give up on it and embrace what you have already.

Posted it again award

That was the weirdest part of the story. How many isekai have an erectile dysfunction arc? You can change your entire life, but you'll still have a limp dick! Very brave of the author. I can relate to being a pathetic NEET incel pedo, but at least I can get hard.

No one said you would get to go to the past, all your stocks will fail.

Shoot John Lennon

did you miss the last season?

How many isekai have an erectile dysfunction arc

My enemies are many, my equals none.

See I personally don't want to start over in a new world, I want to start over in this world, I want my current consciousness to be transferred over to the younger, smarter and better looking version of me or even before that, I'd rather have an Erased situation without the coming back to my adult life part.

The only advice I can give you is to not try to keep up with other people, life ain't a race. That was I problem I always had. Not everyone does things at the same pace.
If you are 25 and a loser than start improving things now instead of waiting another 10 years.
Not everyone lives the perfect life of graduating college + having a 6 figure job + wife and children all before 30 years old
I say that as a 31 year old that finally got a college degree and semi-decent job that allowed me to move out of parents house this year.

I've got a part time job right now but all my brothers have gotten their own diplomas. I haven't yet. I'm just a retard living in my parents house.

Read the first sentence again, retard.

Greasy fat middle-aged Asian man reincarnates as a white shota

What did they mean by this?

You can change your entire life, but you'll still have a limp dick! Very brave of the author.

He ends up getting three wives that he creampies on a nightly basis. He just needed someone he's comfortable with to soothe his heartbreak.

yeah. i feel this way too sometimes. i like to pretend i've lived many lives, and that this is just one of them, to see what it's like. while i'm here, i'll make what memories i can and try to pick up some practical skills i'll be able to use in my next life.

try being 39. its truly over for me.
if i were you id start now. get in shape. get a good job. nothing is more important than having more money than you can spend.

i just want one (1) hot wife
i can live without bottomless mana, precognitive vision, multiple hot wives, a real connection with God, etc.