JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 9 Volume 1 Storytime

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Our fucking HERO.

SEX WITH DRAGONA

Move over, Jojolionfags! True kino is inbound!

Part 9

Whew.

police-sama....

ALOHA~

I'm calling it, Jodio will end up being the twist final villain and Dragona is the actual JoJo of the part.

...and Jodio

In this universe Joseph is Japanese

He cheated on Suzy Q with a Hawaiian chick

I wonder how much better part 8 would be if Araki took a break in between it and 7

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SBR Joseph doesn't cheat.

Guess I should start reading this now.

My hero Joseph Joestar would never cheat. Tomoko was character assassination.

He cheated on Suzy Q with a Hawaiian chick

Barbara Ann comes from New Jersey.

This shit is boring
Where's Yasuho?

Is Jodio the only teenager that acts most like a teenager in JoJo? Jotaro and Giorno were kagugobots. Jolyne and Johnny come sorta close

trannyshit

"The JoJoLands...."

Pose on point

Where?

Jorin and Johnny were both 19, and they act as such.

You’re 9 parts late

More cop killing kino

Who's this guy?
Where's Yasuho?

tardkurat out of nowhere

Why does Araki hate cops so much, not that I’m complaining

Realistic modern USA experiences

This is boring
Where's Yasuho?

My fucking PSYCHOPATH.

The main jojo characters are always delinquents/criminals and cops everywhere are corrupt shitbags

The cops will never help you, only trust your stand.

Cops for the feds
Feds work for the president
President is a stand user
Simple as

I respect the JoJo storytimes you've done but I think I'm leaving here. I'm going to do just like what I did for Jojolion and wait for it to finish before reading it all at once. It's obviously going to be a while and I might not be able to avoid spoilers, but this is how I've read JoJo since Stone Ocean.

I was disappointed Araki went straight to modern days when he made Jojolion and skipped a bunch of other possible eras after Steel Ball Run and thus when Jojolands was announced I was kind of hoping it would take place in the far future or something different like that. I was also hoping for possibly a female lead. Maybe Part 10.

people have been saying they are leaving after x volume for months
I do not believe you

How do I unsubscribe from your blog?

josuke?

Jojolion started with Yasuho inspecting Josuke's ball

JOJOLands started with cop inspecting Dragona balls

Yep yep

I hate it already.

I miss Josuk8 my HERO
I miss KINObin my MAIN ANTAGONIST
I miss Morioh
I miss the Higashikata family
I miss Yasuho the rapebait
I miss Rai the schizo
I miss the wall eyes
I miss rock humans
I miss Do Do Do De Da Da Da
I miss Obladi-Oblada
I miss WoU
I miss fruit autism
I even miss Kei

There’s nothing wrong with fucking femboys and trannies since you’re the dominant one. A man can fuck anything

...said no one ever.

Yujiro...

Anon you wouldn't fuck an animal just because you were dominate would you?

Jokes aside, dragona did not deserve this especially after we find out his backstory

SBR started with Johnny marveling at Gyro's (steel) balls

I wonder if Araki saw cops acting like retards since he did go to Hawai....

It's his fault for being so damn sexy at every point in his life
Must of inherited it from his mom

its social commentary

He's built for BWC sorry anon

Araki probably just read some articles about how retarded cops act in america and ran with it

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Did anyone else lose their attraction to Dragona when they found out she was a guy?

NovENTER Rain

thats a cool stand design

I love November Rain

..........

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hierophant green????

Of course not, faggot.

He angy

I have zero attraction to brown people in the first place

ENCHAD!

Yes. Dragona is my least favorite part of Part 9 so far.

Whoever said part 9 didn’t have any good pages was a liar. Araki still got it. He never misses with spreads

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Unique looking stand, but how's it going to punch?

HEY, CHECK OUT HOW HARD I CAN PISS

A Jojo having a non-humanoid stand is new right

t. pajeet

november rain

not Purple Rain

Missed chance for an actual kino song reference

enter
mystery nigga tree

Isn’t November rain pumped up vitamin c?

Purple Rain

Too close to Purple Haze.

HermitPurplebros...

Jonathan, Joseph, and Johnny

forgetable design ngl, looks like the stand for a jobber of the month.

If you don't count Tusk ACT 1, then yea

Tusk

This is nu Joseph's stand probably

This cop should’ve gotten raped himself

Interesting stand design, I like it. Legs remind me of a daddy long legs or something.

Not at all, no.

This chapter is the longest in the whole series, btw.

it is a really good chapter to be fair

Teabag rush

I love that Jodio is the most unhinged Jojo we've had

This chapter? Better than every WoU one

I miss Gappy

Based Araki, ACAB

????
Where is Joseph?

Johnny's descendants just keep getting more deranged. Part 10 is gonna start with Jodio's kid in Riker's Island.

What happened to the drug dealer from your high school? Mine had a schizo breakdown and got arrested for breaking into private property

Giornobros?

prince song

God no

Jodio would make a better mobster than Giorno

Prince-inspired protag

Prince MC Stand

another Prince MC Stand

Prince MC Stand IMMEDIATELY after that one

Yeah, that would've been hell.

Ok but why do Dragona and Jodio look so different?

One is 3 years older and has a tan.

Jodio helped Tooru to kill his cousin because it was based and aura

So when will Jodio get the Requiem...corpse?

The joestar spirit to fight for justice, whatever happened there…..

What kind of drugs is he selling? I can't tell.

Johnny married a Jap and Lucy died a virgin.

I miss the JojoLION and literally nothing else.

No one in part 9 has been hot except maybe the lawyer lady.

ENTERINO

Part 9 gang is my favorite since part 3, they’re stupidity is endearing unlike part 5’s

ENTRA

After only a single chapter? We hustlin'

Penis

I just noticed the black spot on his head, wonder what that's about

It was an unusually long chapter.

His hair flows from that point. Hairy ball theorem and all that stuff.

What are you, gay?