Shinji abandoned 2 girls that made him their entire world for over 14 years in favour of a seventy year old hag who...

Shinji abandoned 2 girls that made him their entire world for over 14 years in favour of a seventy year old hag who he barely knows, had a crush on his mother and tried to kill him

Legitimately what was Anno smoking?

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Because of the metanarrative.

Bastard gave sakura ass but kept sidling her and misato for mari

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I get that, but because of how the narrative unfolded it made it seem like Mari and Shinji shed his former human bonds like dead weight, almost implying that it was them who were holding Shinji back

Remember, kids: self-inserting is bad. Writers shouldn't do it.

You shouldn't think about this movie too much.

The only functional metanarrative is 'if Evangelion is good, so to deconstruct it I have to make the rebuild awful.'

If you handed even Joss Whedon the scripts for the Eva movies, he'd be cringing.

Nigga screencapped a post.

this gay-ass homo piano duet is the best scene in Evangelion because I said so

No.

his own post
oh my days

I told people the moment 3.0 hit that it was unsalvageable garbage.

There is no way to recover a story that has abandoned all sense of direction and internal logic to focus on fanpandering.

fuckkk

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Asuka is for Kenken

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Jannies we got a spammer and a Avatarfag

Kys, spammer. Nobody missed you are that retard ass meme you keep posting

Honestly after the last scene with her Shikinami probably masturcries herself to sleep every night thinking about how Shinji said he liked her back

I had more fun waiting for it to release with constant delays.

Can jannies deal with the spam and /dbs/ shit

What gets me is how so many good animators wasted some of their best years working on Anno's troll wank.

Asuka and Rei found other things in life. Watch the damn movies before posting

One Rei found other things in life, she died
The real one was stuck inside unit 01 for the entire time
And Asuka found the asocial NEET life apparently

Asuka

life

Lol. Lmao even.

Rei

Rei III became a farmer and then died, while Rei II was still inside 01.

this will make them stop obsessing over eva

Who was actually obsessing over eva though?
If Anno hadn't greenlit the first rebuild the whole series would just be looked at as a cool old anime with a cool movie like ideon

There is always at least one eva thread up at all times.

Anno writes humans perfectly. All of his characters are narcissistic, irrational, and self destructive. Like actually humans.

Eva is most significant non-shonen in history. There are thousands of people whose free time revolves around Eva, its discussion, and jacking off to it.

Shinji abandoned 2 girls that made him their entire world for over 14 years

Rei doesn't need Shinji to validate her existence, she only wants him to be happy, like Kaworu (which is one of the reason they're paired at the end). Shinji and Asuka are poison to each other, so she is paired with someone who's the complete opposite of him.

Shinji and Asuka are poison to each other

How?

Pretentious bullshit.

This is my headcanon BTW

It's really not that hard to add otherwise it's you seething about shit for no reason

Eva's non-characters are psychiatric diagnoses, not actual people.

Shinji depression
Asuka ?

Being a woman

Emotionally unstable personality disorder. Furthermore, .

Stupid bitch disorder

Rei and Kaworu talking to each other

nigga thinks they're paired.

This but unironically

Glory to the Bringer of Kensuke

Destroyer of Asuka fan Egos

Where are the jannies?

It's kind of a thing that if two opposite sex characters are near each other during an open ended anime finale they're assumed to be a couple by the viewers
Though in this iteration of the story they literally never interacted, ever

Doing NTR ERP in /dbs/

I did notice how most of the shit getting deleted was only from them. It actually makes sense

Kaworu is Ikuhara and Rei was named after Ikuhara's waifu Rei Hino. It was intentional. Not including Kaworu and Rei are incarnations of Adam and Lilith so hooking up mean the end of the war