Which one?
Which one?
Why is Misato so orange?
This one.
ritsuko lives in her office so she's pale
rei is albino clone pale
asuka is pale to show she's a gaijin
Ill take blue and red
The hags can fuck off
I am glad to see anons are enjoying this image
But for me I'm a dedicated hag fag
You know the answer.
Rei or Ritsuko.
They all have awful personalities. I'd rather die a virgin that mix with any of them.
Red wins again.
Any answer other than Asuka is objectively wrong on every level.
Rei-chans pale deadfish feeties
Evangelion never got a beach episode
Gendo
I don't think OP was asking who you'd vote for to be a senator.
Going by the original series + The End of Eva, Objectively Rei is the best
Misato is a sloppy slut
Ritsuko is a crazy bitch and a slut
Asuka is going to ruin your life and you can't fix her
With Rei in the worst possible case you're going to get a very boring wife. She will be a doormat and you can slowly make her open up to you, but at least she won't make a hell out of your life.
Overall they are all pretty awful.
This is for
Sniff
Rei is cute and I'd love to see her melt from kuu to dere even if she's a freaky alien-human hybrid or whatever. The rest are walking dumpster fires who would ruin your life.
Misato.
Rei, always Rei.
never seen the show but I'm guessing the leftmost dark blue hair girl
Rei. I can fix her.
Hikari
EoE
She has a pet penguin and the others dont
rei's feet... HHHHNNNNGGGG!!!
I agree, gelbooru commenter. I agree.
Ritsuko
What are you gonna do with the penguin, anon?
ecology so fucked you have to make designer pets out of birds that jet liquid shit every half-hour
AND he's got the beer shits
All of them.
Misato
Either Rei or Asuka, depending on the mood. Rei is soft and kind, Asuka is passionate and clingy. Rei can be driven to do all kinds of perverted play because she's very malleable, and making Asuka discover her inner masochist sounds very fun too. I could never pick just one. Although if I had to, I'd probably pick Asuka because she's more immature, so making her into your loyal lover would be more interesting.
Does this gif even gif?
She's been my one and only for almost 15 years now. Shaped me into the cake-loving man I am. And now I myself am a long-spoiled cake...
But generally I'd say Misato > Asuka > Ritsuko > Rei (who is still good, just not my cuppa tea)
None, affection is scary.
come on
get in the robot
You leaned nothing, anon. Anno is le sad now.
Go out and form relationships. Love and be loved, cause pain and get hurt, for this is how you find affirmation in life.
Mommy Misato and it isn’t even close. If you chose anything else you need to be on a watch list or your dumb.
All of them
If you only choose Misato only because Asuka and Rei are "underage", you're a retard and should crawl back to Twitter.
only because they’re under age
Asuka is annoying, a cunt, and has the body of a child. Rei is literally Shinji mom but a blank personality probably zero sex drive and again the body of a child. Ritsuko is a cunt and basically your model feminist.
Misato in the other hand is very well developed physically, funny, very human and relatable, had hardship to make her strong, literal sex addict, good job, would murder people for you, high iq…etc. sorry id call out of work with Misato to drain a few beers and my balls as the world ends if she asked.
Misato and it's not even close. I despise alcohol and Misato is perpetually drunk and she's STILL the best choice.
Asuka is a bundle of issues, it will end with her killing herself or egging you on to kill her instead, and never treats you nice during that time
Rei is an emotional doormat, she's little more than an organic robot and won't respond properly to anything you do
Ritsuko is psychotic and it will end with her trying to kill you or herself, or both
Misato is both caring, enjoys having fun, serious when it matters, doesn't give up and gets the job done, AND attractive to boot. Wouldn't go drinking with her, but I'd still hang out with her anyway cause she's just that cool.
Wouldn't go drinking with her
That's it. This is where you lost her, anon.
Shinji never drank with her and she still cared about him. It's not my thing, but Misato doesn't seem to mind.
a drunkard and a slob
Wouldn't.
Trust me when you can choose a feminist or a cunt you’ll choose the funny functional alcohol drinker with a messy home. She’s a workaholic not really a slob as much as she loves at her job
Like I said, fuck off back to Twitter.
God I just can't help but want Asuka to press my face into her delicious ass...
Anon grown men want women with hips, breast, and who aren’t still trying to Impress their dead parents by being angry and mean to everyone. If that’s what you’re looking for Ritsuko is atleast experienced and has her own money and her own place
I'll take this lesbian
he only wants cowtits
he doesn't understand the appeal of a vulnerable girl like Asuka getting attached to you and begging for your attention
he wants "experienced" women instead of proper virgins
You should be banned for having taste this shit.
is atleast experienced and has her own money and her own place
You want a sugar mommy.
misato
cow tits
Asuka was a sweetie with Kaji, her behavior changes a lot depending on who she is with. She craves security so under the assumption all of them are into me she probably would be fine if I reciprocate her feelings. Shit still is fucked with all of them and Rei is safer if you assume she is in the obedient mode, something that might not be true considering her expression in OP. That might be a more normal Rei from instrumentality or some other alternate Rei. Personally L would risk Asuka on the chance I get the lovey dovey one. My life already is ruined anyway.
Misato for getting beaten up in a fit of alcoholic rage
Ritsuko for getting beaten up deliberately with a clear intent to cause pain
Asuka wants attention and love above all else. That's the only reason she pilots the Eva: so that people will acknowledge her. Once she loses that ability, she spirals out of control, having nothing else to offer others and feeling completely abandoned (and she was, since both Misato and Shinji weren't capable of noticing her anymore due to their own issues). The source of Asuka's violent outbursts is her pride clashing with her fear of abandonment.
literal sex addict
speedwatching retard
Misato is very literally trying to impress her dead dad. It's the name of a god damn episode.