JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 7 Volume 13 Storytime Continued

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I miss Koichi

KINOOOO TIME

Nobody...

I came in like a wrecking ball

miley cyrus TRACED this

Everyone with a brain...

Tubular Bells is goofy as fuck but I like it, same with Catch the Rainbow

WE'RE SO BACK

Araki predicted Miley Cyrus?

Back to our Heroes

not even araki...

yw, I joined around 2/3 way of SO and missed some threads from beginning of SBR, but overall these threads are chill, sometimes the afterparty threads tend to be retarded, yes we have those after storytime ends, which is around 2-4h, but the main jojo storytime threads are better in quality...it'll be fun to see part 8 storytime + afterparty threads
also we got drawanon who makes nice art and the josukeanon who posts and updates the pastebin for all previous archived threads if you want to see
pastebin.com/ZJdvj8Pw

MY TRUE HEROS

REMINDER THAT EVERYTIME YOU READ MAGENTA'S LINES YOURE SUPPOSED TO IMAGINE HIS VOICE LIKE DONALD DUCK

Why are storytimes the only active threads on this board?

Wekapipo also had a tragic life, he was a good guy

Where's my wife Johnny

We like actually engaging with our interests instead of sitting down in a pseudo-general.

But that's what some of the deader storytimes and afterparties are.

he wearing clown clothes, lol

DBZ thread

Precure thread

Chainsaw man thread

One Piece thread

isekai thread

This is a pseudo general board

Steel balls were a tool used to peacefully and efficiently deliver executions...

Steel MURDER SHRAPNEL DEATH BALLS HOWEVER...

How the hell did this work?

Tubular Bells smelled the "Lucy", not the "Lucy Disguised as Scarlet".

Why would moving Cream Starter's Scarlet Scented Flesh to Scarlet make her the target?

This doesn't make any sense.

>DBZ thread

I went to this and it was just anons schizophrenicly posting different pictures and talking to themselves. I genuinely don't think thats a general.

newbro...

scent acquired: Scarlucy

Scarlet smells like Scarlet, Lucy smells like Scarlucy

Lucy puts the skin on Scarlet

Scarlet smells like Scarlucy, Lucy smells like Lucy

Or it's an asspull (raughs)

Most generals just devolve into nothing but ritualposting.
/dbs/ falls in line with that pretty much perfectly.

The CreamedScarlet skin also had Lucy's scent on it. Tubular Bell homed in the nearest scent.

now what have we all learnt from Wekapipo's backstory?

DONALD DUCK

Who's that? Did you mean THE Duck?

Nobility is bullshit and monarchy sucks.

Very curious about the first Zeppeli who proposed steel balls as a knightly art to his lord
Would unironically read a spinoff about this

Gyro was right not to waste his time being a subservient cuck to the king

Uhhh... say nothing if your brother in law beats your sister?

Marry your sister

fuck your sister instead of having someone else do it

Really? well shit

inb4 we actually get a Donald Duck voice in anime

i will not take him seriously if DP does this

Abolish the monarchy

Being a wagie ultimately destroys your very soul

That there's always someone who bends a knee to the rules and you can escape without punishment

aristocrats are a pain in the ass

If life fate fucks you over theres always America

The cream was trapping in all of Lucy's Lucy stank.
Tubular Bells could smell hints of it, which is why it chased her.
Then she took off the cream and released all of that Lucy stank and threw it at Scarlett.
I'm making all of this up, but so was Araki.

That you shouldn't put a backstory right at a character's introduction. It's very boring.

Lucy stank trapped under Hot Pants flesh

HHHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!

Anon Babble you stupid shit

The rich cunt ratio is around 95%
Only Stephen is safe.

Gregroio was right about Marco and wrong about Wekapipo

Fuck your sister instead of outsourcing the job to your """"friend""""

Valentine...

Johnny is the most fucking paranoid JoJo yet
I'm halfway convinced he would SOMEHOW find out about Death XIII even without Kakyoin freaking out

I too want to make sweet love to Johnny's plush ass

THIS BABY IS A TERRORIST

*nails it while no one is watching*

It doesn't help his paranoia that he's almost always right

Johnny is the most fucking paranoid JoJo yet

He has perfect reason to be it.
The last time he relaxed, he got shot on the spine.

Ball on ball action

you are brown.

BABY STANDO

*brutally shoots him 8 times in a row*

part3 would've been 3x shorter

Seeing the SBR crew in Egypt would be interesting

When you beat your bitch wife, do it below the neckline so people don't notice.
The stomach, ribs, and pussy, are perfectly adequate targets.

He would've figured out Clash and Talking Head before Narancia even spoke a word.

Oh boy here comes some more jojo mindfuckery

Ha! You wish!

sow the wind
reap the whirlwood

To be continued! See you tomorrow!

half the Joni culo reduced to atoms

Devastating.

Thanks, DB Anon.

Thanks

gyro's right half is gone

half of Johnny is missing

Araki still draws his ass

Golden Rectanglebros, its over...

I mean, considering how he lost his legs, it makes sense why he's paranoid as fuck.

Thanks OP

Magenta thinking "okay whatever man"
lel thanks Anon loving the threads

Now he's all wrong. Which changes nothing about him honestly.

A PLATINUM RECTANGLE!?

American

cripple

Makes sense desu

Thanks OP

Thanks OP.

A Diamond rectangle

Honestly this is a really artistic way to depict what is actually happening but I think it just further confuses most people about the hemispheric ataxia and Araki maybe could've depicted it better

gave up all your corpse parts

still have hitmen after you anyways

why are 'terrorists' like this? I hate terrorists

Thanks OP! very good volume today

Thanks for dumping, anon.

Johnny...

What's next a plutonium rectangle?

This is the American way.
It doesn't matter that we win, it's also really important than everyone else loses.

Johnny wakes up

BABY TERRORIST carved into his arm

What happens when you acquire the benis corpse part?

Did I miss BUFF Valentine? Or is that next volume?

My Stand "Atom Bomb Baby" TRACED that

I'm pretty sure the vatican already has that
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Prepuce

According to Johnny, you walk again.
According to Gyro, you overthrow religion.

They are both kind of right.

white girl reads one yuri book and is suddenly keen to seduce a woman

white girl coerced into letting an Italian trannie put their meat spray all over her face

white girl gets penetrated by several dogs

white girl drugs a rich white man and steals his organs

black guy kills a white woman by nailing her too hard

white law enforcement just sits around and does nothing

What did Araki mean by this volume?

Over already... thank you anon

Why araki always drawing Johnny in angles that guarantee ass shots?

Next volume I think, when he tries to rape lucy

He's just delivering on his experiences from America when he visited.

Wait, Wekapipo is doing this without the golden rectangle?

Just checked. We're actually two volumes away. It's volume 16.

So Dio traced America then.

Is that the same volume D4C first appears?

buenas noches

Yup. Only briefly though.

kino

Yep, the triangle is the zeppeli move

Of course, that's why he wants his own city on it.

thank you OP

Based, we're getting that green johnny/yellow gyro combo and we WILL like it

That was Stone Ocean.

visit America in the early 2000s

mutants and convicts and schizo bullshit everywhere

visit America again in the mid-2000s

everyone's pretty, but there's way more rape

What the fuck happened?

Florida vs the rest of America

Why is it always fictional sisters getting raped, fucked, abused, dying, instead of brothers?

yellow Gyro

Total fabrication.

Man

Ever getting raped by his wife

Lol, lmao.

Becuase big sisters are always more protective and that is painted as a good trait

Hi kids!

Do you like domestic violence?

Wanna see Scarlet shove nine inch nails through each one of her eyelids?

What did Araki mean by this?

Men want to fuck their sisters so they will immediately rationalize a reason to kill their brother-in-law

Because then a woman would be here giving our heroes a hard fight, which just isn't believable.

Don't Yellow
Open Gyro Inside

My beautiful shoujo author Toshiyumi Araki wrote he/him lesbian Ermes Costello saving his sister Gloria. Does that count? (raughs)

you have to buy a ticket to watch a stream where they advertise products to you

...out of 10.

Nicholas jobbed to the Mouse.

Why do we think Magenta Magenta sounds like Gilbert Gottfried or Donald Duck again?

Why is his left eye like that?

Right eye, you goober. Anyway, I don't know. (raughs)

Thanks OP!