JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 7 Volume 19 Storytime

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What a fucking whore.

BABY-MAKING SEX WITH EVERY GIRL IN STONE OCEAN!

WHOREnny SLUTstar.

He looks really slutty here.

He is standing!

4th for Ermes Sex

What a SLUT

Who is this cute girl

gayest image of johnny in existence

same as star platinum.

The same as Star Platinum

I have never loved an OP
Never touched no silken knees
OP baby, you drove me crazy
You were so easy to me

Lay me down in Georgia pine comes
Whisper to me trough the trees
You're the one I always dream of
You're the only one I see

Whoa, slow dancer, sweet romancer

Power: A
Speed: A
Range: C
Stamina: A
Precision: A
Potential: A

I see. So it's the same type of stand as Star Platinum.

Well what's strange about th- HOLY SHIT HE IS!

Hot Pants lookin good in that cosplay

based

FUARK this would kill dio

thats just a straight up woman at this point

Gyro is so lucky...

I see, so D4C and The World are the same type of stand

D4C The World!

How long has Stephen been bleeding out for?

People don't bleed out in this series. If you're shot in JoJo you're more likely to die from lead poisoning than the actual wound.

A few hours but in jojo time that's a few seconds

Why is Valentine the bad guy again?

He's a big fat liar. Even his gains are fraudulent, he stole them from another Valentine.

He a meanie

He's too Funny

He’s a murderer and tyrant

Because you touch yourself at night.

because i said so

He was never fat

But

Never

Trying to catch up on the Storytime

Only at Mandom

Storytime is already up to D4C

Shit.

Don't speedread. Take it at your own pace. You will reach us eventually.

Take your time, I missed first 8 volumes cause i was still watching Stone Ocean ending and caught up at volume 10 of storytime

You will reach us eventually.

...do you 'promise'?

Is that.. a bulge

Nah it's his pussy

Will try to. Hopefully by Johnny's flashback in JoJolionI'll catch up to you all

Buldge

Visible pussy bones

No...

Is this where shueisha based their light blue and purple colors from?

zesty nigga dressed in a toddler's onesie

Anyone who hurts Lucy is a bad guy and deserves the Diavolo treatment

Johnny's little microdick.....

Jesus...

Fake.
It literally never physically does anything that Gold Experience couldn't.
Its a pretty physically weak stand, the immortality it gives Valentine is 90% of its power.

apparently Johnny and Lucy is bad but these two are considered the best straight ship in JoJo?

Why would Dio care about Dario when it was the other guy that killed his mom and the one he swore revenge upon?

Could Part 3 Jotaro actually beat Valentine in fight? Stand v Stand, I figure he wins easy, but how would he counter dimension hopping?

both ships are bad, cope

Yes
They are trying to「 PURSUE」(You)

Train arcs are based

Jesus loves him and the last guy that Jesus objectively loved was fucking Enrico Pucci.
So that just tells you what that means.

Jesus loves white people

Based?

Jesus objectively loved was fucking Enrico Pucci

Did Jesus know anything about Pucci?
Or is it GOD that side with him just so he could reset the universe

I will rape Hot Pants with such force that she will never glance at that faggot Diego ever again.

By stealing people from other timelines, he is fucking up other worlds on a huge scale. Hoe is alt johnny and gyro reacting to Diego and HP disappearing out of nowhere?

You are gay Johnny.

Doesn't matter because this world with the Holy Corpse is the only world where everything is Based.

It's ok, they live in the 'cringe' world, not 'based'

"Ah, now nobody can stop us collecting the final piece of Exodia the Forbidden One."

Their world isn't based

that's the idea, anon
for Valentine it's not a bug, it's a feature

no porn of hot pants shrinking my dick and making her tits bigger

Fetishbros...

I would never say this, rape is not "based".

Who cares about what happens in the cringe worlds? All that matters is the based one.

Jojo works on Gnostic schizo logic, fate is above God (Demiurge), as it is the will of the Monad

Their worlds are cringe so nobody would care if they disappeared

Wait until the anime airs and all the coomer "artist" start offering commissions.

But anon
Part 1 - 6 is not SBR verse, therefore its just Base World's offshoot

They hate both of them.

Hot Pants beat Diego btw

I RABU MY STATION

DO NOT

PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD
JOIN HANDS

TRAIN TRAIN

WANNA BE HAPPY

ALL OUR BROTHERS OVER IN AFRICA
TELL ALL THE FOLKS IN EGYPT AND IN THE DUNES
DON'T YOU MISS THIS TRAIN AT THE STATION
CUS IF YOU MISS IT, I'LL FEEL SORRY, SORRY FOR YOUUUU

Anime adaptation should give this Lucy the look of stained glass

GAAAAAAAAAATA CHU GAAATA CHU

GET ON BOARD

Why didn't Diego turn Valentine into a dinolamp?

Two people that hatefuck each other is the peak of eros.

Your world? Cringe.
My world? Based.

Do you think that the alternate Valentines are also stand users? If so what do you think happens to their stands when he transfers D4C to them

Other universes should've had the Arrows instead of diamonds. It makes no sense why anyone in another universe have Stands at all, except for Pocoloco and Gyro.

The Base world assumption relies on the idea that this world being the only one to have the holy corpse in it makes it special, but actually, all that means is that this is the only universe where Mormonism is true. It's more likely that in other worlds Jesus just ascended to Heaven, islam or buddhism are the true religion, etc.

alternate universe Hot Pants's brother never died. She's just a whore who loves diamonds

Improvement?

buddhism

Jesus is part of that?

I like how the dollar is just a real picture of a dollar

No, but if fucking Mormonism gets a universe where it's the truth, every bigger religion probably has one too.

I would assume my alternate universe self has an explosive Stand like KQ if he pulled this on me.

Hot Pants, but she's just a stone cold money-grubbing bitch who'll use anyone to get diamonds

Uhmmm.... MY DICK????

Rouge the bat out of nowhere

Rouge is pure.

Johnny is the cutest girl

alternate universe Johnny just wants the diamonds to pay for leg surgery

I'll do it first.
She looks like she'd be really easy to break.
Also looks like a dick up the ass would change her entire identity.

Everybody is a fucking retard they don't recognize themselves...
my heroes...are so delusional :heartbroken:

We literally saw him losing weight as the part progressed
Murder is based actually, read True Man's World + he was democratically elected
He;s making amends for wrestling her right now.
Pucci? You mean the guy who wanted to give people knowledge of their fate(which is avoidable either way so they can only gain from knowing beforehand)?

Thinking about what’s happening in the other worlds is even funnier when it comes to Alt Diego with the world. Dude probably already killed Johnny and Gyro is winning every race by spamming time stop[spoiler]

Diamond AU has potential

Warm Pants is so retarded
She needs to get pregnant

Shut up Diego.

Diego...

There’s a parallel world where Johnny and Gyro are in love with one another. Thoughts?

There's an alternate world where I'm married to a Jojo fujo.

They’re already like that in the main world

It would've been funny if Valentine accidentally pulled out AU Diego and he just immediately kills him

Valentine only got his stand because of the corpse so I doubt it.

Instead of diamonds it should’ve been the stone mask

implying that's not already the case in all worlds including the base one

Hot Pants has beaten every main character so far.

Please don't

no possibility of Hotpants threesome because they'll explode

I will never forgive that fat fuck and his rabbit.

Diego…

there's a world when i'm married to Ermes so yes
also johnny being in love with gyro is already in the BASED world

Hot Pants has to give you a double BJ at the same time

But one side can't get too greedy or else they'll explode

....kinda hot

Hot Pants? Property of MY HERO Johnny Joestar. Go fuck your AU self, Diego.

Imagine Hot Pants wearing this.

Hot Pants sprays Johnny to look like her

It's the only way...

But they're already in love in the base world

Diego stole her first kiss

Jonathan still gets the girl

I don't mind this ship

Downgrade.

Johnny ever touching someone who isn't Gyro like that

Hot Pants would be the one Owning Johnny

Wait, that's actually kino, holy fuck.
*sigh* Yeah...

Holy based.

implying Johnny gives a shit when Gyro is right there

Diego won. Johnny is happy with his bf. Cope.

Continuing!!

Araki straight up changed D4C’s ability one volume later

Lol, I prefer this version anyway though.

NO! NOT MY MONEY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

different ability

i wonder how they will showcase it in anime

Stand Name: DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP/D4C.
Stand User: Funny Valentine.

43 years old. The 23rd President of the United States of America.

Once a soldier, he later became a politician and ultimately rose to the presidency. His goal was to collect the Holy Corpse, using the Steel Ball Run race as a front to achieve this. He wields his Stand D4C with mastery, utilizing its power to achieve his ambitions.

Commented by Hirohiko Araki:

Since he's a boss character, I wanted to give him a distinct silhouette, so I designed him with large, protruding ears. I imagined something like a baseball or stitched leather when designing his outfit. The continuous, staring eyes are also an important feature.

So... the main world

D4C ass showcase is an important detail

thanks Araki