Jojo afterparty thread

HP should have never known about Dario and or have evidence on him in the first place. How the fuck would she even stumble upon that?

They have to otherwise why would HP enter a 50M dollar race only to abandon it and risk everything for diamonds?

I still wish that sandman and mountain Tim joined so that we could have a full team
Team "fuck the president"
Valentine could go to the other worlds and bring his past subordinates

I just want to say.
Fuck ALT universe Diego

Why yes Diego vs Valentine was the best fight in the series
No I won't elaborate why

diego got ROBBED

If valentine can use water to teleport, he could literally just spit in mid air every time to get away. Shit, clouds would also apply here since they’re made of water

I doubted him at the start of the storytime and especially during Scary Monsters, but this fight was an amazing showing. Although Scary Monsters itself was already cemented as the superior stand last volume when he turned his horse into a dinosaur, you know the page.

I like to think that Johnny could've avoided his fate if things were different at the end

Who gets the bug bites? Hot Pants, Lucy or Rina.

I always loved how they got more comfortable with each other over time. Gonna miss these two retards.

I don't think i have a fetish, i don't even know what would it be
Is being in a loving and caring relationship a fetish? I guess i'm not bizarre enough for this world

What did we learn today

Spit

Only peasants do such a thing

Jobber words kill every time.

Volume 19 notes:

Here's a warning for young people: you shouldn't try to imitate tree climbers, and even more importantly, you should never do what you are told not to do. If you climb a tree in Tokyo, you'll undoubtedly be questioned by the police, and you'll look foolish if you find yourself unable to climb back down. People will suspect that you'll hurt your hip, scrape yourself, die, or simply go insane. You'll have to travel to the countryside to find trees to climb, but it's good to practice becoming one with nature regardless.

Chapter notes:

73: I bought an eighty-thousand-yen umbrella so I wouldn't forget it anywhere, but the idea was a little naive of me. I lost it anyway.

74: A friend of mine said they're going to appear on Atsushi Watanabe's Building Exploration. I'm sure they and their spouse played guitar on the show.

75: I'm not particularly a fan of cats, but I do want to meet Wakayama's cat stationmaster.

76: Taken (movie) was great! I want to thank the people behind that miracle of a stylish and tear-jerking masterpiece.

I learned that I have a fetish for Hot Pants exploding

Very few actual degenerates here. Mostly just vanillafags.

DP will add nun Hot Pants getting bitten by a mosquito as another bad memory in Civil War so Johnny blushes.

that everyone in JJBA community except me has a fetish...
also FUCK ARAKI FOR KILLING DIEGO GRAAAH

Just a word for appreciation for Koyasu's performance as Diego in ASBR. I actually like his Diego somehow more than his DIO desu

youtube.com/watch?v=bHxOkU-cSqw

that Anon Babble is full of third worlders who read coloured manga

Diego literally kissed a man, he is a fag. Gyro would never

Climb a tree

Go insane

Why are the Japanese like this?

My final cope is that Diamondverse Diego and Hot Pants both lived, won, and live together in Manhattan

Johnnyfags have a breeding kink

If nothing else, I think Araki did a great job writing their relationship. I find them very believable and their bond is sweet.

Hot Pants spraying her tongue onto my dick and she's sitting there listening to someone talk while secretly giving me a BJ at the same time

I'm a johnnyfag and my kink is to breed Johnny

I mean, if Gyro got the corpse to Italy he could easily bargain with them to let Marco free/ but yes, in the endGyro allows himself to die content because of his sentiment for Johnny. He has no regrets helping him and gave up the race

tusk act 2 reappeared

But not 1

that face

When exactly did Gyro fall in love with Johnny? Sugar Mountain?

I remember reading somewhere that Johnny's bug bite fetish is actually Araki's IRL fetish, and it mentioned putting a cross on the bite with a fingernail. I found that interesting because I used to do the same thing, albeit bug bites make me feel nothing except itching and pain from too much scratching.

implying Gyro doesn't kiss Johnny regularly

I love the peasant hating dino leprechaun more the the British bitch

Yep

...and that's a good thing.

Did Araki really waste time drawing over 10 Valentine emojis on one page?

Since the alternate Valentines probably aren't stand users this means at least one of them managed to kill Gyro while he had Ball Breaker

Sugar Mountain, yeah. You can see he realizes/appreciates how much he means to Johnny and then becomes much more protective of him

yep, it is his fetish but that was years ago and by now it could've changed slightly but its still up there

baby is dead

He had guns

Kakyoin...

Always rabu chumi-chan

Diego >>>>>>>> DIO / Dio

Also without Love Train.

How?

If they have to add anything to the anime is more of the marketable Tusk Act 1

Yes and it was great.

make sure you push your dimension hopping target a couple of inches away from the tracks

Gyrofags also have that

I am going to be flat honest with you guys. I don't like tusk act 1 at all. I don't understand why people like it for being cute. Not just because I can't find it cute. His finger gun stand doesn't even have a point in having a ghost form. I don't think anyone EVER damaged Tusk, it's just there.

Even characterfags have the same mindset.

DP will add multiple scenes of Johnny feeding Tusk.
Trust the plan.

HotPantsfags, your response?

you should always have a "fetish"

What's wrong with breeding
the main purpose of sexuality is breeding

Reminder that Gyro s Kaesaru, not Shiizaa

I'm a Johnny/Lucyfag, and impregnating a girl is the LAST thing I'd want.

What do we think this schizobabble?
youtube.com/watch?v=E1BwOBf-bmk&ab_channel=bladeofthegrass

Her Stand is an inanimate object so I could use it on her. To fuck with her body in any way I see fit.

I don't think anyone EVER damaged Tusk

Why kind of psychopath would want to damage Tusk? Just look at him.

They will make Tusk act 1 uglier and cgi

hating on Chumi-tan

Literally Hitler, kill yourself

Hot Pants spraying her entire vagina around my cock so I can use it as an onahole

Jobber

Dies like a bitch without a single victory

No

Movere Crus

Gyrofags should breed Johnnyfags.

Post Johnny prasing Gregorio.

ACT1 never appears again after its introduction. That's a weird complaint to have.

why didn't somebody punch Chumi-chan?! Durrrrrrr!

Kill yourself.

Yes they should...

Hot take: Nun Hot Pants is way more attractive than default outfit Hot Pants

part 7

Johnny has a bug bite fetish

part 8

Johnny married an asian (bug) girl
Holy FUCK

Character-wise? For sure.

wanting poor Act 1 to get hurt

Terrible

Spraying her mouth onto anon's cock

hot

Too ordinary. I can't fap to this. Add a cleavage window and triple her bust size.

HotPantsfag loves female body horror

HotPantsfag loves women getting beating and humiliated

HotPantsfag loves women with no personality

Did... did you want me to be shocked, or...

It appears when Gyro goes schizo against Diego.

Based nun fetish anon

Rina.

You just described me.

In the other worlds, the diamonds are Jesus' "family jewels".

RGyro

without a single victory

Anon, your horse race?

My fetish is getting money

Hey, wasn’t this story about a horse race?

its the guardian of the corpse part, that became his stand

dies before the last section of the race is over

clone wins for him

still jobs after the finish line

When I was younger my fetish was women getting cut in half (like in a magicians show). God I wish Diego were a woman.

We're still doing that
We're just taking a quick detour

Using his Dino ability

Cheater and jobber

you know remember those 20 plus straight pages of horse autism with Gyro going schizo against Diego

Why did people like that shit again?

Diego

Sugar Mountain

Impregnation

Detours? The quickest route.

It’s only issue was that it went on too long

I love how Johnny just watched Diego get split in half by a train and then starts talking about his fetish.
Dude gives zero shits.

I used to do that when I was a kid too haha

This and also it was right after the more interesting Blackmore segment.

Very few things feel as physically satisfying as scratching a bug bite on your body

Why would AU Hot Pants be in America trying to steal a diamond from the president?

Today’s volume was peak Steel Ball Run

I can understand it. Scratching an itch feels so good sometimes.

To afford her wedding with Diego.

To be fair, Gyro's the one who brought up sharing their secrets

the catch the rainbow one was utter dogshit and ruined the arc

Very few

That's just a facet of picking at injuries. I poke at bruises and cuts all the time and sometimes forcefully cramp my legs

Guarantee Johnny let a "Gyroooo" slip out during sex with Rina.

Magenta Magenta

Catch The Rainbow

Vacbed/Latex sex

Araki totally lost control over the dimension hopping stuff.

We got more Johnnychads here than I thought.

Diego and HP vs Valentine is the best fight in the part by far. Probably its only 'great' one.
Their partnership was competent, but I felt that HP lost all sense of agency and was just dragged around by Diego.
The 2nd best was Wrecking Ball.

duh, she was completely naked under that

Hot Pants's bright pink bush.

Slander
We Hot Pants GODS only like clit overstimulation, and a bit of breath play... And maybe femdom... And Foot play, and make just a tiny bit of Smell and Piss fetishism.
But only that!

I'm confused too. I'll wait for the anime to see if it makes sense or is another Bruno vs Bossu-tier inconsistency.

Her and Diego want to marry but they need some extra money
Diego in particular wants to find a huge Diamond to make a ring for her

smell fetishism

That was mostly me, but I'm the Johnny/Lucyfag. Hot Pants is so boring, all I can do is hornypost about how smelly her gash must be.

Women will start dressing like this again soon btw

He just needed to handwave it with something like a Diego who witnessed D4C while Valentine was messing with the trio in the Based world by constantly juggling counterparts.

I'm two volumes behind because I overslept

I gotta make sure I wake up tomorrow, I want to at least read through the last 4 volumes with all of (You)

Hope you are ready for the anime original Dinopants scenes

I miss them when they’re posted because I’m always busy at that time but I’ve already read SBR anyways

Cute couple.

This diagram is totally wrong. The Diego and Hot Pants we see get in this train are the ones racing for Diamonds. Valentine, presumably, has a stand ability in this world w/o the corpse, from the way Diego walks about it before boarding the train, but not the dimension hopping ability.

horse racing manga

barely any horse racing around the end

bros...

how come absolutely nothing happened during this stage of the race?

Evil Johnny: I have a bug chaser fetish

Alt Valentine tells them they got dimension swapped.

last 4 volumes

There's five more.

Worst states.

It can only go on for so long until we're asking for stand battles

By how Valentine is speaking, his non-Based counterparts lack an ability at all.

This is why retards fearmongering about muh CGI horses are stupid as fuck

Jojo's Bizarre Ohio Adventures

Does that sound FUN to you?

Diego is better than Johnny.
If he replaced Johnny, Part 7 would be 10 times as good.

So is it David Production again or did they get a new studio?
I don't see anything on their site

How long did it take for Araki to realize his daughter was describing her ideal ikeman when co-designing Disco?

: Taken (movie) was great! I want to thank the people behind that miracle of a stylish and tear-jerking masterpiece.
Araki's taste in films is such dogshit.

I will if it means fujos dont get to diego

her ideal ikeman

it's that uggo disco

grim

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

Arakibros...

side characters keep their Shueisha colors

Gyro and Johnny have weird unique colors

Either they have no definitive colors for the side characters yet, or they just changed the protagonists colors for the sake of it.
Everything shown so far screams David Production. Come on.

anon gets 4444

fucks up his greentext

FATE

Are there even any good movies that came out after 2007?

Depends on your definition of good

We are cursed...

Any hopes/expectations for voice actors?
It's kind of a gimme but I'm hoping they bring Koyasu Takehito for Diego.

Too late

Chocolate Disco is the ideal partner both in looks and character dor Araki's daughter

the state of japs...

2012 was the peak for movies.

Mista...

No wonder he looks so out of place.

How many are we at now?

No? Alt. Valentine never tells them that. Let's break down what he's saying here:
When Valentine says "My ability" he is referring to D4C, and the fact the neither Diego nor Hot Pants actually know about D4C. But, Alt. Diego was just talking about Valentine's ability to Hot Pants. So Alt. Valentine, in the world w/o a corpse must have an ability, but it can't be D4C since that's exclusive to the 'based' world. So, when Valentine says "My ability", he is referring to both himself and the 'based' Valentine with D4C.

Obviously yes.
For 3DPD, in 2008 you at least had "In Bruges", "Wall-E", "Tropic Thunder", "Burn After Reading", "Synecdoche, New York", "Repo!", "The Wrestler", and, "Martyrs".

Worse taste than Ar*ki aside from Wall-E

They know about the ability because they were discussing how to counter D4C and stay outside of its range, when getting aboard the train.
They also know about the Corpse because they're confused and surprised to see the Diamonds.
At some point when getting 'in-between' the train cars to jump onto the train, they got warped into a new dimension.

There is no reason to think that Alt. Valentines have any different stands of their own. D4C works on the premise of being the collective Stand of every Valentine in every universe.
Alt. Valentine also acts as though he has no ability nor anything supernatural about himself when communicating with Base Valentine.

The main villain doesn’t have a time related stand, I feel robbed

Anyone that doesn't like In Bruges should be atomized after meeting their equally retarded alt-universe counterpart.

Literally the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe, anon.

accessing parallel timelines

Literally a time power.

Scary monsters? Farnsworth proof

A nun worshipping your cock and balls like its her new god is really the ultimate sexual fetish.

How many more volumes of this shit? This arc is starting to drag.

this arc is starting to drag

Sad to say, anon, there's three and a half more of this. Then High Voltage.

D4C more like D4SNEED

Is the SBR anime going to be batch releases too like SO?

Please tell me there's some change in distribution this time around.... please give me hope...

Again, nobody knows.

Part 11 will be out before Jojolion anime finishes

based

In a perfect world, Each steel ball run episode would be an hour long adapting volume by volume

If Araki really is crazy enough to continue doing JoJo in his 80s, someone else should do the art

Unfortunately we live in the 'cringe' world

I recall some anons talking about something new with Warner Bros or something like that, basically they implying that netflix won't be in charge of distribution again. any idea what they were talking about?

Araki is so crazy in his 70s he decided to make a Jojo about transpeople killing rapist cops in America lmao

you reminded me of this classic
youtube.com/watch?v=Kl3H4vMqYNo
someone should animate this with Ringo...

Instead of diamonds, it should’ve been an actual saint they’re looking for

Don't worry, Koichi shows up next volume.

YUP YUP!

I don't know about that. Frankly, I'm mostly worried about the anime's production value, its distribution is secondary to me.

My favorite character is Valentine
My favorite arc is the one we're in right now
I have a lip fetish.

I learned my GOAT is carried hard by his stand.

This is the longest fight in the series up to this point.
Valentine is like a cockroach, more than Pucci ever was.

cheating BITCH

Nope.

up to this point

Now I'm scared. Is there a part 8 fight that's longer?

Should have been Stand Arrows.

MORE BUG BITES

Satan...

Valentine had to waste like 10 AU versions of himself to get to where Kira, Diavolo, and Pucci got

And Valentinefags defend this man?

Yes, Alt. Valentine should not have an ability.
But Araki wanted to write a scenario that left the reader confused and surprised. So, he wrote a similar, but different scenario (characteristic of Alt. Worlds). where-in an Alt. Diego warns an Alt. HP about an ability that Alt. Valentine shouldn't have because he's not Based.
The reader thinks this is Based world up until the part where Alt. Valentine gives his little speech. Then Alt. Diego and Alt. HP are transported into the based world.
It's just Araki valuing the scenario over consistency, which could have been avoided if he didn't have Alt. Diego mention an ability at all.

They also know about the Corpse because they're confused and surprised to see the Diamonds.

They're confused and surprised b/c Alt. Valentine is talking about neighboring worlds and shit.

where Kira got

Kira had Pocoloco-tier luck

I...won...

diego killed at least 4 valentines

Beast.

But not the one that mattered...

oh boy

Scary Monsters >>>>>>>>>> Punchghosts
Diego would OBLITERATE Jotaro, Josuke, Giorno and Jorin all at once.

I laughed like Jotaro when reading this.

I wonder if Johnny evolved to getting turned on by stuff like bee stings.

Valentine performed so poorly in his fight with Diego. It feels when you beat a boss in gameplay but then lose in the cut scene.

We need a Valentine killcount tally.
Lucy killed the first one, right?
Johnny mag dumped one.
And then Diego slashed up four? Am I forgetting any so far?

D4C is way weaker than Killer Queen, King Crimson, or White Snake.

Can D4C be used for good? what can it be used for, if it belonged to someone with actual good intentions? Is it even possible?
or would Araki need to rewrite it entirely to have a better power to outplay the villain?

NTA and I'm terrified by the replies cause i will be jumping onto part 8 stoeytime blindly...

He's the president of the United States.

I like him because he speaks in Latin

If there was a cringe world with an antidote that wasn't in the based world, someone could just go to that world, bring it back, and start fixing people up.
Stuff like that.

As long as your alternate universe things don't come into contact with their counterparts, you can basically pull fortunes out of thin air.
Or imagine going from a world that doesn't have a global plague and bringing over their extra medicine to one that does have one going on.

Maybe it's because I watched too much rick and morty but I feel a user of D4C would be a really unhealthy person, doing stuff like ditching worlds for more preferable ones or replacing people with better AU ones for convenience.

Is it even possible to use infinite resources and infinite space and infinite possibilities for good?

What are you even saying?

I had a dream where I had the Stand D4C. But I was got stuck on the wrong bus that led me to a city in the clouds full of evil witches. D4C was mostly useless other than making me respawn and grabbing onto ledges. That fucking dragon killed me at least 10 times. When I finally escaped and had the magic exit door in sight, I finally managed to transport the dragon to another dimension and said "DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEEP" as he collided into himself and died.

I think Di Fo Shi and Kira Kuin would be friends.

Its infinity at infinite cost to other worlds.

Because they're both hot?

Someone with good intentions could go to different worlds to learn what they do differently, collaborate with versions of himself since they don't get destroyed, and use the destruction feature to delete bad stuff like toxic waste I guess. As a main character stand I think the main feature would be popping out of unexpected places.

Does valentine know what worlds he’s traveling to? Can he pick and choose which ones to go to?

Johnny told Gyro his full name. Why didn't Gyro tell Johnny his fetish?

Not everyone goes to Anon Babble.

D4C was mostly useless

Apologize to him RIGHT NOW!

Most people do it for bad
This desu, a lot of people with access to infinite stuff go mad cause they've already seen everything...
True true...wish i lived in a based world where no plagues happened and wars etc.
Yep...collab with your alternates seems like an overused concept by now but that's the best course to do with a power like this
Sadly we all live in a world where D4C is used by a president (forma de ozempic)

go to a world with infinite resources

El problemo?

Gyro's fetish is blond twinks

In what way did Diego win?

puccis pussy

Yeah, I think he intentionally choses worlds very similar to the base world.

Surely he was doing some weird shit with his steel balls.

Gyro's kink is blonde twinks and the disabled

yes and according to the wiki it's longer than the entirety of part 1

Diamondverse AU

johnny needs the diamonds to pay for a leg operation

gyro needs the diamonds to save the boy

diego unchanged

hot pants is just a greedy whore

Also there's a Stand Arrow somewhere.

Both are cute stands that look like animals.

I wanna be sandwiched by them

"There's the train, The president and the corpse are right there Hot Pants... Are you ready for this? I want you to tell me if you are willing to put your life on the line, if you want to return to your home this is your last chance to do so"

"... We should share something between us, secrets, something only us will ever know. For example "Hot Pants" is just a nickname I gave myself after separating from my family... My actual name is Laura Pausini Scoccorso"

"W-whats with that all of the sudden? Laura Pausini sc- what? How do you make that sound?"

"Stop that. Don't say that name, you are the only one who knows it, not even my sisters in the convent call me by that name... Now spill it out! A secret, something no one knows about you."

"Tch... Eeeh, well my name is Diego Brando, but most people call me DIO. And- oh, I found something... But... I don't know if I should tell you about that, it feels inappropriate."

"Go on... I'm very forgiving."

"Well... You know... You know what a fetish is? Because... Well, I have a little fetish. When... Women get too aroused that their... Bits... Get real wet, I like it when they drip a lot, all over me."

"... What? You like Piss?"

"It's not Piss you ignorant Bitch! I'm just attracted to the feeling of wetness, specially when it overflows into-"

"you like Piss. You like women pissing on your mouth..."

"..."

"... I won't tell anyone about this "

"I Dio, will never speak of this..."

Before reading SBR, i thought D4C is just KQ but au...

Bus, city in the clouds, full of evil witches

The train

Respawn, grabbing onto ledges

Pulling obstruction to reset life, the trains edge

Dragon kills ten times

Diego

Magic door exit

Robbing Diego with luckshit

Said Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap as he died

Araki thinking of the chapter name while robbing Diego

I want Tusk Act 1 to befriend every stand

I wanna turn her chocolate muffin into a Ding Dong if you know what I mean.

You'll do just fine, buddy. It'll be a hell of a ride for all of us.

This thread needs more Valentine love.
What do you love about him anon?

938 pages

What was Araki thinking.

likes really dripping wet pussies

married a 90-year old hag

Is that why he killed her?

I fucking hope so...if my sanity is gone by the end of P8 Storytime I WILL ask for a refund

Diego killed both of the dark mirrors of Johnny and Gyro (although with Magenta it was indirectly)

grim

The latter half of part 8 is an endless slog, you will suffer as us monthly readers did

Hot Pants is definitely a shotacon. The more the boy resembles her brother the better.

shotacon

wastes her prime raping material

Keep dreaming.

Thinking?

Ever think about how Part 1 Dio could solo the entirety of Part 7 until Johnny gets Act 4?

Still baffled that i've lived long enough to witness SBR being animated...

Ever think about how Diego mogs every other version of Dio with half the screen time?

diamondverse gyro could need the money to pay for marco's retrial, which was the original case before araki came up with the amnesty thing

Pucci literally created the SBRverse

Reading Steel Ball Run? I’ll show you something interesting.

The two types of SBR villains are Stand counterparts and dark mirrors. All villains fall into these two categories.

Boomboom Family? Stand counterpart of Bastet.

Wekapipo? Dark mirror of Gyro.

Oyecomova? Counterpart of Killer Queen.

Magenta? Dark mirror of Johnny.

Despite having Foo Fighters-esque powers, Hot Pants is actually a ‘dark mirror’ of Pucci.

Part 3 blows him out of the water.

Part 1 Dio still wins because Space Ripper Eyes are fast as fuck. He beats Johnny on the quickdraw and wins.

Part 8 will unironically the best storytime yet.

both respective couples end up happy and rich together

Diamondverse best verse.

I wish i didn't get replaced by that fit swole fuck with the yeeyee ass napkin talk

No but the fact that he is even comparable is pretty amazing

BEST POST

I sure hope so...it will start in a week and end around mid-may so its a long trip

boring autistic rambling about horses

good intro fight

traced backstory

fight where he "teams up with someone", but does nothing and they die

boring autistic rambling about horses

fight where he "teams up with someone", but does nothing and they die

fight where he "teams up with someone", but does nothing and they die

jobbing against the final villain

What a guy.

That guy is a successful Oscar bait movie director now

one-month old

I don't think I have what it takes to reread Jojolion, especially right after SBR.

Easily and Valentine is the best antagonist. Whatever Araki was smoking during part 7, he has to get his hands on again.

I eagerly await the return of mergeposting.

It'll be full of criticism, but no obnoxious faggots like we've had in these threads will have mental breakdowns over it and act like they're being persecuted by the world every time someone has something bad to say about their favorite part.

Dio is probably stronger than all other characters that are not Kars tho?

contarions will hype up part 8

it'll be calm and nice even though it's actual garbage by the end

I hate you predictable fuckers so much

I'm looking forward to my first ever read of JoJolion...sure it will take a month but for me it's better this way, cause i would've put P7-9 on hold since i'm an "animefag only" but now that i've read most of SBR, i'd say p8 could become a good part, maybe even better than SBR, depends on how it will turn out in the end with everything...
overall i love these storytime threads, makes me await next day and look up to something in life...
I'm not going to have too high expectations given how everyone shits on part 8...but i also dont want to boo the entire part because everyone else does like a mindless sheep

Jobin alone will have so much material. I really can't wait.
I didn't even say Part 8 itself will be good although a few arcs will get good reception (Milagro Man, Vitamin C, the flashback), but there's a lot of good content to be made around it.

It'll be funny if people hyperfixated on farnsworths instead of actual story issues.

People say it starts going downhill in the second half, but it's really just the last arc that drops the ball. It'll be fun, don't worry.

I kneel...

He’s literally me wtf

tfw jojo storytime threads keep me happy and alive for now

bros...idk what will happen to me after these end.............devastated

I traced this.

Without The World he jobs to any strong punchghost like SP, CD, KC and KQ

Diego won the moral battle

Because it matches real life, there is absolutely fucking NOTHING there even in the year of our Lord 2025

He's the shittiest most incompetent mook in Valentine's employ

It seems like Part 7's anime visuals are divisive even among normalfags. Hopefully this means that they'll stop coping and finally call out David Pro's hackery on JoJo. No convenient "Netflix" scapegoat this time.

DIO nearly killed Jotaro's mom.

Not going to happen.
Toxic positivity is the name of the game in normalfag circles.
Criticize Stone Ocean for cut scenes, censorship, or shitty animation and you'll get lambasted by people who think its a gift to them that DavidPro even made the anime.

For me it's Johnny x Lucy and Gyro x HP

of course, its called "puss in boots: the last wish"

it's that guy with the loud shoes again

Are we gonna get weekly releases again or batches on netflix like last time? I just wanna have jojo friday watch parties with the boys again.

Implying we ever hated Netflix kino

I'm thinking weekly. Netflix does it for a lot of series now.

I'm not implying anything. Weekly episodes gives me something to look forward to and was a great excuse for my friend and I to meet for some beers and the weekly jojo episode.

old HDD died

lost all my jojo related folders

Anyone got the "each part in a nutshell" collage? I remember it distinctly had a The Da Vinci Code reference for SBR.

splitting up true love to ship them with roasties they barely know or like

Do hetoids really?

Lucy

A roastie

Yes.

So what other reasons for the Steel Ball Run race are there in the non-based worlds?

Diamonds

Aztec Gold

Oil Wells

Stand Arrows

[Coloured] Stones of Aja for Hamon

Stone Masks

Roccacca Tree Seeds

Dragon Balls

Devil Fruit

Pieces of Exodia the Forbidden One

Metroid Powerups to fight the Metroids in the Sewers of Manhattan

Treasures of Rule to defeat the Dark Water threatening the Atlantic Ocean

Dracula's corpse parts (like Simon's Quest)

Chaos emeralds

Stardust Crusaders, but it's across America, and whoever saves Holy's life gets to fuck her raw.

Lava rocks

splitting up true love to ship them with faggots they barely know or like

Do hetoids really?

DIO is a jobber. Only time he won was when he stole Jostar's body. Then he's been on a losing streak every generation.

Badges from 8 sacred "beast tamers"

Fuck man Diego's dead. We're not seeing his machiavellian ass EVER again. Like, RIP bozo #packwatch but still.

Taking Rina out the picture who would have been a better love interest for Johnny, HP or Lucy?

No, these girls can't be with those girls, they have to be with EACH OTHER! WAHHHH!

Do yurifags really?

nun with no personality

14-year old girl who's already married

Put him with the fucking horse at that point.

Based yuriGOD

Eight melodies
Seven dragon needles

hot pants and the girl she sent to get shot and stabbed repeatedly because she refused to steal the heart from valentine herself

H-hot.

Igger

The 1st Valentine Diego killed in the alley. So he has 5 kills.

Iggy? A hero in these halls.

Anon... I don't know how to tell you this... but Gyro and Johnny aren't girls even if they look like girls.

His job was delaying and obfuscating

Completes said job

Only THE 1/11 men could trace this.

Lucy with a guy she barely knows who didn't stop her from being raped and totured

Lucy with a girl she barely knows who directly encouraged her to get raped and tortured without offering any help

Do you people just hate Lucy? Is cunny more important than having a soul?

NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT IF YOU'RE NOT A DOG

Yeah OK, Ungalo. Nice try. Not fooling me with that one. I know that Britney Spears has a pussy.

only 2 of his henchmen had any sort of success against the protagonists

Which part has the most minor villain successes?

That's a real certified street nigga right there. RIP to big dawg. We holdin' yo block down for you, bro.

Do you people just hate Lucy? Is cunny more important than having a soul?

She's pixels on a screen

Cute girls all have suffering fetishes.

I remember seeing r63 art of Johnny and Gyro (and maybe Diego?) on xitter several years ago. Can't find it now. All I remember was that FemJohnny was sweaty and had visible abs. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

Not my point.

he cute

Nigga you quoted two posts with art of someone comforting her. It might not be canon but that was clearly the intent of both artists. Suffering would be Valentine x Lucy.

Part 3's Vanilla Ice straight up kills 2 crusaders. Part 1's Tarkus kills Zeppeli. Part 4's Otoishi kills Keicho and steals the arrow.

Johnny's love interest is Gyro

PB Dio had Tarkus killing Zeppeli
DIO had Vanilla Ice has iirc still the best kill record, with outright 2 kills (Avdol & Iggy)
Part 4&5&6 had the main villains monopolizing successes, with only Akira having a non-main villain win
However, Valentine has still probably the most consistently competent henchmen, Blackmore alone would be a better ally to DIO than 99% of his goons

dirty wop retard who keeps slapping him

The horse.

but my fanfi-

THE HORSE!

Johnny tried defending her until Lucy herself agreed to it. He did nothing wrong.

What would you do with HP's mouth?

shipfags doesn't care at all about canon, they just wanna mash dolls together

Oh right... I forgot.

Her mouth.
My asshole.
All day long.

Gyro stopped being a roid raging wife beater after Sugar Mountain. He's now using his own body as a human shield to protect Johnny. Hate fujos as much as you want, you know I'm right.

I was petrified by Diego's end for a good few seconds. I expected his character to actually go somewhere, I thought he will get some conclusion to his arc... meanwhile this death felt kinda meaningless. The fight was amazing and iconic, but I can't help feeling disappointed

I mean yeah, if they cared about canon that basically only leaves Jonathan/Erina and Joseph/Suzy Q.

Justice for Wekapipo

I don't seriously ship HP and Lucy desu if thats what you want to know

no

Magenta Magenta will never be saved now

Wtf are you talking about? I think you meant Joseph/Me and you mispelled something, pal

doesn't care at all about canon

that's based as fuck

Diego's golden ghost will dive into the water and drag him out.

tsundere until the end

don't talk your crush out of fighting the entire government and becoming a fugitive

never even confess your love before you job like a bitch

How pathetic. Johnny deserves someone with more balls than that.

I wouldn’t go as far as to say it keeps me “alive,” but unironically, I don’t like talking about my interests and hobbies with people in real life because the conversation just turns awkward. Doing it anonymously or with a “persona” is way easier for me.

Valentine x Lucy.

I actually like that ship tho

Same here, I'm too autistic to face "reality"

It helps that anons also have a certain mindset that you can at least understand and sympathize with because we all love Jojo; even though we feel very differently about many of its aspects, there's at least something we can agree on and appreciate most of the times.

I think what makes Diego's death so crushing is that he was genuinely so fucking close to winning. And not only that, he died in such a brutal and realistic way compared to a lot of JoJo characters that usually get killed in either over the top or fantastical ways. That said, I'm content with it. There's a part of me that wishes he got to live another day, but he put up such a great fight that I think can accept it. But Hot Pants and the Dario stuff was really contrived. I feel like Araki could've found a better way to get the two to work together instead of pulling the, "I know where your dad is!" card.

New araki art for the SBR anime announcement

How would George and Gergorio handle Funny Valentine?

Gregorio would have left that faggot behind and beaten up Valentine without his spin btw.

>don't talk your crush out of fighting the entire government and becoming a fugitive

To be fair, Gyro said they should stop but then Johnny had a meltdown and Gyro knew him well enough to accept that Johnny isn't backing down.

CANON STEEL BALL RUN FETISHES:
Johnny

bug bites

Gyro

ass (gay man but hasn't realized it)

Valentine

gangbangs

Diego

vanilla missionary true love sex

Hot Pants

sizeplay

They'd target Valentine's daddy issues to the point he'd suffer depression and quit

where can i get gyro's googles and hat?

At a store in Italy.

Gyro

>ass

Explains why he let Johnny join him

anime confirms he's not wearing anything

not even underwear

his ass is all him

Jesus

What would two powerless old men do against the US president with a super OP stand

What istead of being called Funny Valentine, he was called Cunny Valentine and nothing changed

no star spangled booty in the anime

Already doomed.

Well he already tried raping an underage girl as Funny Valentine

Hot Pants is definitely rapeplay.
Every time a man grabs her, she instantly shuts down and lets them do whatever they want.

Actually Gyro has a horse ass fetish.
See: Gyro being able to identify Silver Bullet by the taste of some horse shit

How many volumes do we have left?

I don’t like talking about my interests and hobbies with people in real life because the conversation just turns awkward. Doing it anonymously or with a “persona” is way easier for me.

Kinda the same with me. Even just voicing the things I like irl feels weird.

Araki only drew Johnny and Rina together twice

always draws Johnny with his true love Gyro

even their hats are together in 8

Based.

freeze response means woman actually wants to be raped

Male moment

forgetting HP overpowering both Johnny and Diego

She's into being a dommy mommy to twinks

All that's left is 20 to 24 iirc

She's a slut.

civil war

diego manhandling her

Nah, she lets a man do whatever she wants when they get a good hold on her.

It's an interesting contrast to the standard thing where the Jobro fights the villain, dies, and that death either inspires or directly helps JoJo win in his place. Original DIO would never do that so it makes sense that Diego goes out while leaving not a single clue or even a golden soul ghost pep talk for the protagonists. He dies thinking he was superior to Valentine and doesn't give a shit beyond that.

this insane thought process

Male moment

GUYS I THINK I'M FUCKED

Nomnomnomnomnom

get the fuck out of there

He didn't interact much with either
Hot Pants shares the whole guilt over their brother's death thing with him at least
I don't think Lucy as a romantic interest ever crossed his mind, he just saw her as a girl that needed protection

people can't decide whether Hot Pants is a helpless waif or a dominatrix in disguise because Araki never bothered to give her a personality

Everyone has to take a shot during every male moment in part 8 btw.

American = burger

I love Japan

Pokémon style gym badges

fug now i want burgurs

You're in a world of no escape

There will NEVER be a Jojolion anime. It's too long.

SBR Pokemon game where you fight Standimals and hit them with Steel Balls

Sounds kino.

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

She's an externally tough woman that is just rapebait under the surface.

When you find people who gives a shit as much as you do it's fucking GREAT. The problem is most people are cursory enjoyers, focus on bullshit or worst of all are contemptuous of passion

At least we know Johnny is for sure a bottom

[/spoiler]Wonder of U is longer than Phantom Blood.

Forgot my pic

Get out of there as fast as you can instead of making photos you super retard!

storytime was actually civil and after party was fun

We finally did it

Tits or GTFO

My clit is bigger than your dick dicklet

achieves his dream

becomes stay at home house husband afterwards

I can respect it.

maybe because Gyro and Johnny were not present for most of the volume.

Post proof :3

All we know is she was possessive of her meat in her debut.

Yurifags posting hot garbage and pipe dreams while the real lesbian representation has been here all along.
Send good will and hope to the casino dykes, anon.

She's a switch

What're the odds she was going to store that meat in her Stand?
Or do you think she could turn it into beef foam? That'd be a nice portable travel snack.

Diego and Hot Pants are both straight forwards characters, so there was little room for Araki to write them acting inconsistently and he wasn't liable to hand either asspull powerups or retarded gimmick abilities.
Diego just being extremely fast and strong makes it really easy to write a good fight around him. Compared to the Spin, which 90% of the time just leads to garbage fire fights.

Well they did show up, but it was for wholesome bonding.

Yeah sure, anon. (raughs) Make sure to cut a hole in your cardboard cutout's mouth so you can fuck it.

HP

straight forward

She is paper thin as a character, but I guess that's the serial "inconsistent" critiquers favorite kind of character

Gyro tried to flirt with them

Dumb closet gay wop

Just wait until you see the next one.

Johnny, Gyro, Diego, Valentine, and Hot Pants should've just let each other have the corpse for a day of the week and then just let it rest for 2 days

NTA, but Araki's not that good at writing nuance, anon.

needing cardboard

Johnny is probably the character she's closest to (besides Steven) at the end of the manga. Inventing some gook for Johnny to fuck at the finish line just so we get more Morioh shit is worse.
Besides, it's better than Lucy ending up a forever virgin because Steel refuses to fuck her.

goal driven stoic woman

Thats all you need. Less is more when the author can't write more without contradicting himself repeatedly.
No one dislikes Stroheim, and he's a very simple character. Prosciutto is the best minor antagonist that Araki wrote, and he's very simple as well.

Johnny isn't a pedophile. Their relationship, however miniscule it is, was clearly meant to be brotherly at most

Johnny isn't old enough for pedophilia to even be a thing for him.

19 and 14

pedophile

Amerimutt bro...

No, anon, those were two entirely different girls in a bar and-hey, wait a minute...

Does Gyro die next chapter?

Yeah, some people are pretty shallow, got a problem with realistic characters?

What if he met Muhammad's corpse and suddenly wanted to marry a 6 year old girl?

goal driven stoic woman

more like guilt-driven desu

JUST FUCK JOHNNY, GYRO

There's nothing wrong with staying a virgin forever, males carry diseases that can lead women to get cervical cancer and pregnancy shortens life. Gross

It's too long

And too incoherent. And not worth it.
This mess is genuinely unadaptable without some major rewriting. And I'm not just thinking about shit like the flashback man, like most people do. The story makes little sense overall.

Not until Volume 21 or 22.

This meme again

Women already live too long as is.

Misandriststacy....

ignoring the second part

People are weirded out in universe that Lucy is married at 14 to an old man. Stop trying to ruin a friendship, you're worse than fujos.

imagine how bad Lucy would feel when just a couple years after the race she learnt Johnny was slain by a rock

hand around waist

those are also lesbians, the short haired blond is the alpha one

Johnny is probably the character she's closest to (besides Steven) at the end of the manga

Literally everyone else is dead.

Inventing some gook for Johnny to fuck

When did you faggots suddenly lose your hard-on for Jap women? Where the fuck even am I?

it's better than Lucy ending up a forever virgin

If I was suddenly impregnated by the Corpse of Jesus Christ himself, and I had to spend hours slowly suffocating to death before it squirmed its way out of my body, I'd never have sex again.

Also, you just know Joseffu hit that.

Steven is over 50.
Johnny is a teenager.
Steven could literally be Johnny's father.

cunnyfags would sooner ship something that was portrayed as familial at most that turns the MC into a creepy pervert than accept Johnny's true love is Gyro and then his rebound Rina

Absolutely disgusting

Nothing wrong with being a virgin forever.

virgin forever

Can't even get pussy, huh? Sad.

johnny would be a creepy pervert for being attracted to another teenager

Based /ourguy/ Pocoloco

Humans live too long. Vote for me and I'll introduce a death penalty bill for people aged 60 and up.

Teenager can't be with a teenager

Huh?

Johnny is an adult literally everywhere except burgerfatland

Lucy is a fucking kid

World of difference between a 19 and 14 year old, pedoshit

literally nothing you could do with your time is better than drinking and lifting weights and reading manga

thanks Jesus

Post tits or GTFO

I think they're just trying to up the sex appeal by getting all lovey dovey with each other so Gyro will get them a drink. If they were lesbos, I'm sure they'd go down to the casino and dance with their friends.

Unless the couples had a falling out or something. Maybe they've hated each other since grade school. Or they're bitter exes?

Fuck, I'm getting too deep into this.

age gap between Johnny and Gyro is the exact same as the age gap between Johnny and Lucy

total fujoshit death

I unironically think that every country should euthanize all people aged 70 and up desu.

destroying gains with alcohol

ngmi

implying $50 million didn't get him mucho white woman pussy

Black people back then were historical quite tribal so he would be disgusted by a white woman

Based trips

Johnny and Gyro are adults. Lucy is barely out of preteen age. If you can't see a difference then fucking stay away from high schools, pervert.

It's just a classic example of male projection

daddy government takes care of us now so it's okay :)

Jorin fairouz!

that would kill my mom

:(

but it would also kill my dad

:)

He was hired by the Japanese government to teach horse riding to the army
No idea why he started dressing like a sailor though

Women are so much happier than men!

wasting their lives on a Panamanian 3D-printing forum being a femcel

What a life, huh?

Diego...

you're right Karen-chan, schlicking to your favourite manga cowboys is far more productive than going to the gym

Anon, if you're gonna be a Anon Babbletard, at least read the manga.

5 year age gap vs 36 year age gap

please

Diego don't have the same presence as Dio, and dia have a lot of great wins that semented him as a force to be recognizable, Diego don't have any great win, and his death to valentine only drags him down

No nipple slip for a grown woman but multiple for Lucy

Araki is /ourguy/?

Euthanasia is too far imo but i also think geezers should lose their right to vote past a certain age so i can't judge you too much on that one lol

I never know if I should be happy cunnyfags don't know what actual little girls behave like, or if I should be horrified because they DO.

He was still in Weekly Shonen Jump at the time.

femcel moment

I forgot about that, thanks for the correction.

Would Johnny Joestar enjoy reading JJBA from Phantom Blood to Stone Ocean?

Hey-ya told him wypipo were bad luck

He drew Trish's nipple though

Kinda late to the party, but would dealing catastrophic damage to D4C negate Valentine's shenanigans?

Italian titties>>>>>>>>>>>Mutt tits.

Nonsense. Thousands of white people jobbed and died so that brotha could win untold riches.

It was very subtle.

what makes you think I'm a cunnyfag and don't just prefer Johnny and Lucy over more Japshit and a non-character?

wop mosquito bites >>>>>>> mick mosquito bites

Uhhh... if you say so.

Yeah, but he'd wonder why it got really gay after Part 1

Not as good as my wife Ermes but very high tier

italians

not mutts

tfw no fujoshi jojo fan gf

Go ahead. Explain to me what Lucy Steel's personality is, and why she's compatible with Johnny.

Not in Araki's eyes.

Stop trying to kill yourself, Goemon, you're being a drama queen again.

Why would you want a fu/jojo/ gf? All the women in here are just as retarded and annoying as the men.

SBR is set in a universe where the white chick is the one who ABSCONDS after getting the black dude pregnant

Exactly. Only someone as deranged as me can love me for who I am and vice versa.

clever

maternal

anxious

loyal

strong-willed

perfect for a Joestar.

Not true i'm n ot retarded and i lurk before posting

Wanting an ugly smelly bitch

I don't how Johnny was cool with that weirdo Norisuke being his father in law. He should've just asked Valentine for a female Gyro who bugs are mysteriously attracted too.

fujo gf

Ew, fucking gross

cries

rapebait

cries

rapebait

cries

rapebait

cries

rapebait

nice to her husband

wanting a 14-year old to be maternal to you

>tfw no fujoshi jojo fan gf

And for this, I'm extremely grateful.

Fujophobia

lucy is a weepy rapebait

johnny is a weepy rapebait

hot pants is a weepy rapebait

Araki found his new trope.

to you

I wish Araki still did big fat nippels like Lisa Lisa's

I miss Avdol san.

Real ones know Slow Dancer has been there for Johnny since the start.

clever

A Japanese 14-year old girl would know twice as much.

maternal

Johnny's the stay-at-home mom.

anxious

How is that a good thing?

loyal

Yeah, to someone else.

strong-willed

Norisuke traveled the country just like Johnny did. I'm sure that KAKUGO transferred to his daughter.
Concede, sir.

Does she also have two navels?

I'm not fujophobic
Why would I be scared of them
What are they gonna do, imagine me pregnant?

It was visibly breaking apart at the end but Valentine still saved himself.

Yeah, and Johnny licks both of 'em all night.

lelo lelo

Di Fo Shi!

I'm dating a woman who's kind of a fujoshi, except she gets off to me and the character she's into being in gay situations.

Lucky...

I'm sure that KAKUGO transferred to his daughter.

clearly not enough since the Joestar bloodline is at the lowest it's ever been.
Clearly, Jesus abandoned Johnny the second the married that godless gook instead of Lucy

This. Centaurs are cool/ Imagine how much cooler Josuke(1) and Jod would be if they were part horse?

Johnny's true love is GYRO

Idk if you want that, all I do on my free time is drawing Caejose porn, reading Caejose fics and smelling my own farts

True!

fujos imagine men getting pregnant because they know men will never get them pregnant

KEK

That's not the reason women find mpreg hot though

They can even communicate telepathically. Absolute soul mates.

What's the reason?

FAAARP looks like THAT?!

I said fujos, not women.

no trannies and no dead cops to be seen in part 9 so far

stop lying

Anon...

What if Johnny was a girl?

they know men will never get them pregnant

...and? getting pregnant is pure body horror, even Araki understands this.

Ruined.

Personally I enjoy seeing men in a vulnerable, painful state, especially if they used to be physically strong

Johnny marries a Japanese woman

dies and becomes a saint

Josuke is a miracle made of the DNA of two Japanese men with the power to Go Beyond reality and logic itself

Ka. Ku. Go.

I think romance is dumb and gay. I am happy about the fact that it has little to no presence in my favorite manga. Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

fujos like watching men suffer

Ooooooooooh, I get it.

I believe this is what the normalfags call 'brother/sister coded'. I genuinely can't see Johnny with Lucy romantically.

You are a woman.

these gets

T-thanks...

Mice and rats >>> dinosaurs > horses > rabbits > [POWER GAP] > catfish

Araki is a woman.

'brother/sister coded'

what's wrong with that?

I wish.

Fair enough.

What would William, Ceaser and Gyro think of the band Led Zeppelin?

Damn, mangakas dress like THAT?!

They don't even have enough chemistry to be brother/sister coded, lol.

S-So this is the inspiration for Tsurugi...

silence fujo

Does anyone have the fanart of Hayato in a AU where Kira managed to successfully hide as Kawajiri, and even had a daughter with Shinobu?

That describes Johnny.

two trips in a single thread

I feel powerful

no refutation

Concession accepted.

Araki is Tsurugi

Tsurugi molests Yasuho

Yasuho is a Hirose

Koichi is a Hirose

Rohan molests Koichi

Araki is Rohan

WHAT THE FUCK

Rina won.
She fucking WON.
She ALWAYS wins, in EVERY universe.

Cunnyfags will deny this.

I HATE THE JAPANESE I HATE THE JAPANESE I HATE THE JAPANESE I HATE THE JAPANESE I HATE THE JAPANESE I HATE THE JAPANESE I HATE THE JAPANESE I HATE THE JAPANESE I HATE THE JAPANESE

Cute Jonathan's and Rina's.

I....I kneel....

Joseph...

name 5 straight pairings you like, swine.

When you really think about it Morioh is the heart and soul of Jojo.

took advantage of a grieving man

Respect the hustle

Did you get your wish, anon?

Easy.
Me x your mom
Me x your sister
Me x your crush
Me x Jolyne
Me x your waifu

eldritch nightmare town

residents are sociopaths

LARPing as a small European town despite being Japanese

makes sense

How could you even say that when they weren't even friends? Johnny became pen pal with Lucy or invited her to his wedding or anything. He was simply obliged to protect her because he co signed Gyro's decision to send her after the heart.

pussy so good it immediately made him forget his grief about his dead friend

That's therapy I can get behind.

Every time I boot up one of these threads. I am reminded why I hate women. It's time for men.

Pretty fucked up a stand user could move to your hometown and bring in a bunch of other crazy stand users due to the laws of Gravity.

I can't help but love them bros, they're the only fujo jojo ship I like...

Hot Pants you're real as fuck for this.

Still bet he called out Gyro's name during sex with her

Morioh is based off Araki's hometown

There is a possibility the Hirose(s) were based off actual people too

There is a possibility said people were molested by Araki

ROBERT EGGERS

men are so sensitive

CONFIRMED HOT CREAMY LOADS JOHNNY BLASTING INTO RINA: 2 (at least)

CONFIRMED HOT CREAMY LOADS JOHNNY BLASTING INTO GYRO: 0

Doubtful.

lol, well Johnny was on the botto-

CONFIRMED HOT CREAMY LOADS GYRO BLASTING INTO JOHNNY: GOOSE EGG

Nah.

I'm all outta images.

in his childhood Araki was molested by dwarfs

i'm n ot retarded

You couldn't even type one sentence correctly so I honestly doubt it.

this fucking kentucky american dressed in traditional nip wedding garb

Johnny was SBRverse Ken-sama all this time?

You've lost your mind.

Always was.

Valentine probably had a fetish for crying and other wised extremely stressed out girls.

It’s been years since I last saw it

Johnny & Rina

Provide a mathematical proof against the idea of Centaurs being sick as hell

I have a headcanon that Gyro himself was a weaboo and shared his 1890s manga with Johnny to turn him into a weaboo as well

implying Johnny "shouts out Gyro's name every page even when it's not appropriate" Joestar didn't cry out Gyro's name during sex

Wishful thinking

That guy looks a bit like Shia LaBeouf in his younger years.

Bro thinks he's ohio :skull:

He looks like he's dying inside in this image.

That Rina

El gobrina...

Rina looks like a blow up doll

my feet hurt

why does she look like a soulless alien?

I wish I was with Gyro during the Steel Ball Run right now

Cute and canon.
And since she's a Higashikata, you just know that Johnny's bed bug fetish turned her on.

check'd and true

Araki never draws them together

keeps drawing Johnny with Gyro

lol

Joseph has been reading alongside us the entire time and is projecting his hatred towards the Japanese so hard that he needs to complain about a nothing burger character like Rina every fucking thread

Imagine being mindbroken over your own species... pathetic humans...

She looks freakish here, no wonder Johnny looks uncomfortable

ayyy lmao

should've been Hot Pants

[headcanon]

W-wishful thinking...

You lost.

posts character so mindbroken by his species he killed all but 3 of them

You are mad. For what reason? I do not know.

I got this one

We need new SBR news, the people are going insane

Johnny should've married Gyro's younger sister

Sad because he has to spend time feeding her strawberries instead of giving her non-stop cream.

Gregorio wouldn't have allowed her.

Gyro would have been a great uncle.

What if Johnny killed a kid?

Sad because he has to spend time feeding her strawberries instead of recieving non-stop creaming from Gyro.

They were simply asking for it. The weak die and the strong survive.

he would come around after he sees Johnny's DARK KAKUGO

Have you used up all 4 of your Johnny/Rina pics?

For what reason?

Because Johnny/Rina is a garbage ship. Never even see them interact. Pale imitation of Jonathan/Erica
Cunnyfag, Hetfag, fujos, they all collectively recognize that Johnny/Rina a shit

Not a fujo, or the johnnyxlucy sperg.
I unironically prefer that over rina, morioh was a boring setting and JJL in general is a mistake

Cute and should be canon.

What if Johnny was native American?

he's actually mad

Kek.

Post all the Johnny/Rina you got, faggot.

Johnny marries Gyro's sister and instead of JJL we get a part set in modern italy

ship

It's canon.

pedophiles, retards, sweaty KHHV femcels all agree that the story hurts our feefees

Filtered and ngmi.

Imagine the sex

Gyro should've married Wikipedia's sisters and legally changed his name to Wikapipo's Sister's Husband 2.

I already won the battle and took the first napkin.
Begone.

Johnny/Rina only exist to have the bloodline continue, like every other JoJo marriage. No marriage in this series has any chemistry except for debatably Jonathan and Erina, which was incredibly brief.

Whole lotta Joseph's in this thread...

This, Rina is a non-character. Anons seriously need to let this ''debate'' die

The ABSOLUTE STATE of Jojofaggotry.

he has nothing left to post

lmao you won nothing

b-but it's canon!!

Enjoy 0 fics, 5 fanarts, 0 lewds, and no canon interactions I guess.

Anyone ?

either we get alt Diamond is Unbreakable (Jojolion) or alt Vento Aureo

Uh... I guess pick your poison.

OK but how will this ship war effect Jod's legacy?

fics and porn matter more than the manga

no canon interactions

How does ten years of marriage sound?

Okay, but sex with Trish and Spice Girl.

As long as the setting isn't mostly static i'll take it

Jod's legacy?

I have a italian-man fetish, I pick the second option .

ten years of marriage for a dynamic we know nothing about other than Johnny being the wife

he gets no joy in engaging with fan made content

Sad

Not even Araki remembers Gyro had brothers and a sister

youtu.be/ti_RJyxQw-8?t=120

Admits he doesn't care about the ship beyond surface level smugness about it being in the story

soulless

Araki...

Jod's Legacy

Implying he won't include the final zeppeli in P9

Holding out hope that they keep these VA's.
youtube.com/watch?v=pyjntMbu3uA&ab_channel=「Zero」

this it the only digitally colored page i've seen that looks good

Part 10

it's set in Italy

Yasuho shows up just like Koichi did in VA

First scene is Yasuho immediately being assaulted and raped by mobsters

As if you care about Johnny x Gyro beyond making twink porn to slam your clam to. Fuck off.

There's not reason for the Zeppeli's to show up again other than fan service. I like fan service and would like them to return again

Dogshit thread begone.

since the Joestar bloodline is at the lowest it's ever been.

None of Johnny's descendants have ever gone to jail/prison though. Jonathan's on the other hand...