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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 7 Volume 20 Storytime
And the fun begins.
4th for Ermes Sex
Ligma Balls Run
Hot pants owes me sex
Sex with Lucy.
Hot Pants owes $53,000 in back taxes.
valentine's hair curls in the golden ratio
is golden
My president will win.
Sex with Diego's corpse
Semi realistic Valentine looks scary in the back
DI FOR SHI RABU TRAIN
KINO TIME
Sex with Diego's face.
Oh wait, that's his ASS! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
excited hotpantsfags
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MY HEROES Johnny and Gyro will pull through!
Upper or lower half?
bears in new jeresy
all you'll meet there are black bears who are massive pussies
Hot Pants' mouth
Diego won btw
People all over the world (Everybody)
Join hands (Join)
Start a love train, love train
People all over the world (All the world, now)
Join hands (Love ride)
Start a love train (Love ride), love train
The next stop that OP makes will be England
Tell all the folks in Russia, and China, too
Don't (You) know that it's time to get on board
And let this train keep on riding, riding on through
Upper half, then lower half in that order
Good thing every valentine he swaps with has the exact same personality as his
Valentine was just sandbagging the entire time kek.
D4C does memory transference too so they just end up instantly adopting his ideology once they gain knowledge of the Based World.
If a character hasn't appeared as an emoji then they aren't important to the story, simple as
what the hell is that valentine kek
Diego appears 14 times
yup, YUP
Sex with Magenta 2x
When Polpo goes camping, the bears gotta hide their food
When Polpo goes camping, the bears get angry that they have to cross a mountain to get back to their caves.
There are no bears in Jojo, only twinks
twinks killed Hotpants' brother
an unknown menace
hot pants killed hot pants' brother
hot pants disguises as a twink
Checks out.
THAT'S RIGHT COCKSUCKA GO BACK TO JERSEY
t.
In two days.
PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD
JOIN HANDS
AND START A LOVE TRAIN
LOVE TRAIN
part 7 ends this week
Holy shit...
TRAIN TRAIN
you know what that means?
FISH!
Our blue heroine
Man this arc is gonna look like SHIT in the anime
including all of the funny valentine emojis separately
based
REMINDER
HotPantsfag loves female body horror
HotPantsfag loves women getting beating and humiliated
HotPantsfag loves women with no personality
I hate the parts in Jojo where something bizarre happens and the characters just freak out and react to everything out loud in confusion
That “Bear Sign”….
Is it “pursuing” me?
I ju~~~~st need to verify…
have you “decided” to “pursue” me?
MARY, MARY
All of you brothers over in Africa
Tell all the folks in Egypt, and Israel, too
Please don't miss this train at the station
'Cause if you miss it, I feel sorry, sorry for you
Valentine kill count:
Lucy - 1 (stabbed in neck)
Johnny - 1 (shot in neck)
Diego - 4 (sliced open neck x3, defenestrated + sliced open x1)
lol, im gonna steal your shit and resell it
mine now bitch
People all over the world (On this train)
Join in (Ride the train)
Start a love train, love train (Ride the train, y'all)
People all over the world (Come on)
Join hands (You can ride or Stand, yeah)
Start a love train, love train (Makin' love)
People all over the world ('Round the world, y'all)
Join hands (Come on)
Start a love train, love train
No worries, friend, I'm on the case! You'll get your stuff back in no time!
Hot Pants...
This Anon? Brought into this thread by D4C.
I PROMISE i will pick it up and return it to you...
Thanks for the loot
LITERALLY A HEALER
DIES IN THE MOST PATHETIC WAY
i sincerely hope DP will fix this...
How did hotpants even die?
She just kind of did
AND FUCK THIS WOMAN IN PARTICULAR
What's his problem?
The window frame punctured her heart. You see a shard of glass coming out from that area.
The window pane went into her body and pierced her heart.
Have you read the old testament?
this guy is from the cringe world
"All things are circular."
You tell me.
I mean she fell out of a moving train stabbed by a bunch of glass and wood I guess. But really that's it?
lil bro didnt deserve it
If Hot Pants was the main protagonist she would’ve used Cream Starter to repair her heart
What the fuck? Hot Pants is dead?
Was HP death the most anticlimactic in the entirety of JOJO deaths?
as of P7 i feel like she just died and the first time i've read SBR i didnt even register that she died there...i thought it was just her getting hurt really badly
Yes, lol.
Hot pants dies to getting stabbed
valentine with his intestines gorged out manages to bear hug Diego under the train tracks
Injuries only mean something in JoJo when Araki has had enough of a character
Was HP death the most anticlimactic in the entirety of JOJO deaths?
By far, and as you and other anons have said it doesn't even seem like she was killed kek.
Araki truly didn't have any plans for her, she was just the designated healer. A shame really, I actually came to like her during this storytime.
That's Kei and Jobin in part 8
You're just realizing this now?
Was HP death the most anticlimactic in the entirety of JOJO deaths?
Yes. Second is probably Ermes but that was as a consequence of so much going on at the time, Hot Pants was just tossed out like trash.
Jobin has it much worse.
She's the first death where I didn't even realize she was dead as it was happening.
I still think Jobin had it worst
johnny literally got turned into swiss cheese and lived while hot pants got the rough end of the stick so thats pretty accurate
Characters only die when they're 'fated' to die.
Main character for three parts and most recognizable character in the franchise
dies in a single panel with no fanfare or dramatic exit
That was the worst death, even worse than that time when Araki wrote off Fugo
Same, i thought she'd have an epic death like Diego did...at least i remember HIS death...
Ermes caught me by surprise, but at the same time she didnt have 10 panels dedicated to a 1:1 fight like HP did...she just died but again i remember her death at least...
you're so real for this
also not reading any spoiler deaths so...for now i count HP death as the worst one (in terms of how it was done)
Jotaro deserved it
people will say Valentine is a good guy when he does such pointless cruelty
also not reading any spoiler deaths so...
You are in for a wild ride.
PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD
JOIN HANDS
AND START A LOVE TRAIN
LOVE TRAIN
DIO...
Jesus is literally helping Valentine by giving him a powerboost
Explain how he isn't the good guy here
I was quite sad he didn't even get one of those text "Kujo Jotaro - Died" text boxes.
Kinda hard to have fanfare when your brain got chopped in half.
Also, the dilemma of saving his daughter or saving the world was the drama.
Pride cometh before a fall
lucy's ability. valentine is just exploiting the side effect of the corpse being collected with how his stand functions.
as usual he mistakes the divine intervention that's meant to assist lucy as some kind of phenomenon that's meant to help him specifically.
villains whose motives are a mystery and seem insane at times
Jobin is a million times worse.
Ermes is less egregious to me because she died at basically the same time as Jotaro and Anasui
the divine intervention that's meant to assist lucy
Why doesn't Jesus just strike Valentine down with a lightning bolt instead
Jesus incarnating inside Lucy and passively manifesting his Stand which allows him to redirect misfortune
Valentine uses the passive manifestation of this stand incorrectly (to redirect misfortune away from himself rather to direct misfortune towards himself and away from others
This is somehow Jesus’ fault
I miss Jobin so much bros.
the lord works in mysterious ways :)
Same.
Jesus isn't the one who strikes people down, that's God.
this but with tooru
Jesus getting used as an excuse for mortal desires
Classic
I miss Jolyne
This is Mormon Jesus, no the Jesus from the Bible.
God isn't the one who strikes people down, that's God
|:<<<
OUR LORD AND SAVIOR being manipulated by a mortal
Pathetic.
Love Train is Jesus’ canonical stand btw
Time for some KURO KAKUGO
Normally I'd say it's because God values human free will above pretty much anything, to the point where it was the whole reason He even made the universe in the first place. Just to facilitate beings that act outside His direct control and can make real choices.
But free will doesn't exist in Jojo, so to be honest, I don't really know what God's motivations are.
How would Pucci react to all of this Jesus nonsense?
Free will doesn’t exist in the Bible either when God knows who’s going to heaven and hell
free will doesn't exist in Jojo
Stop this meme.
But free will doesn't exist
*ftfy
What will the nail bullet holes look like in the anime? Surely not CGI.
he doesn't know
he'd cum on spot if Jesus was present near him
WE
WERE
ROBBED
This is canon in an alternate universe.
Continuing!!
It's bottom 5 worst Jojo deaths for sure. The worst part is that Part 8 has shittier deaths.
In every universe, Johnny and Gyro are in love
Uh...what is it...
Funny Valentine sonnenrad
NO, VALENTINE! YOU AREN’T SUPPOSED TO GO THIS MASK-OFF YET! WAIT FOR YOUR SECOND TERM!
Johnny and Gyro can be in love and also keep Hot Pants as their cum toilet.
Say it with me:
"Thoth's predictions NEVER MISS"
But free will doesn't exist in Jojo
Re-read Sleeping Slaves, Jesuschrist.