Valentine fucking WON.
The ONLY one chosen by the Jesus himself.
First napkin? TAKEN.
Jojo afterparty thread
Even Johnny said Valentine is the good guy btw.
It's so fucking over...
I'm starting to think the corpse isn't really Jesus. He'd never side with a VILLAIN like Valentine.
youtube.com
How many volumes left?
Lost to Diego btw
Valentine is a good guy.
My fuarking PRESIDENT is JUSTICE
What was his fitness regimen? Or did he find the Valentine from the Early Discovery of Ozempic Universe
Hot Pants is the worst death in Jojo.
And Araki had the balls to rehash it in Part 8 that's the crazy part.
Jesus was American he would side with MY FUARKING PRESIDENT
s-s-seventeenth time's the charm...
Do people actually believe in this savescumming faggot?
MY PRESIDENT
Diego, Johnny and Gyro lost
Araki is a gay faggot and forgets to be consistent even in simple things like the physique of the main villain. DP will simply depict Valentine as he does near the end and memoryhole the fat guy.
Araki decided against having Johnny marry HP and deleted her from the story.
Source: It was revealed to me in a dream
Valentine is a pretty accurate portrayal of a Christian or religious person in general
holds or does things blasphemous to their respective belief system
picks and chooses what he wants to believe in when it’s too his benefit
youtube.com
Sad Valentine wasn't the final boss of this part
He was, AU D was his last fuck you to Johnny
if you think a Japanese person intended this interpretation you are simply insane
even
Johnny hates himself, of course he'd say that
Seethe, Johnny.
He would never lie to Gyro.
Fatlentine won't be in anime
sad...
all this "critique" of CHADentine
Yeah sorry this nigga is sexy as fuck and that's enough in my books to be based
every retard in the world knows that Christians believe Jesus died for the sins of humanity
Love Train takes every bad thing directed to you and throws it to randoms who have nothing to do with your fuckups
it's not very subtle, anon
Nicholas would've beaten Valentine in peak Love Train, Johnny's just a shitter.
I've found Fatlentine to be also cute in his own way...wish there was a panel where he simply works out kek
Valentine is a pretty accurate portrayal of a Christian or religious person in general
He never says a single thing about religion in part 7
It's about a nigga who puts america first ie isolationist nationalism. you need medication.
actions speak louder than words
Anon... the corpse.
DP gives Johnny his white shirt
when they adapt Jojolion, they will probably give Gappy another color scheme to differentiate him from Johnny
ORANGE BROS, WE WON
Chapter and volume notes
On a side note, I hope the anime changes the colors of the main cast of other universes, would be cool
But it CAN'T be about TWO THINGS!
Sure it can, sport.
What's D4C's problem?
Idk why but I'm finding this panel in particular cute...just look at him...this face...and that hair flow and the way he hold his fingers...
If i were in the sbrverse i'd fucking die to him by simply looking...
He doesn’t actually give a shit about Jesus or is religious. It’s just a tool to push his agenda
DP will put more effort into the Jojolion anime because it takes place in Japan
While Johnny, Gyro, and Valentine fight to the death Pocoloco, Bab Yaga, Sloop John B, and Norisuke have a nice lunch with one another as they see each other as racing rivals and friends
At least Jobin's death was obviously a death.
Japs don’t even like Jojolion despite it being Japanese, that’s how bad the 2nd half was
No it wasn't kek.
He's just a little gullible is all.
George...
...........
...
..........
Yeah?
Imagine starting a new universe because you wanted to go back to nature and felt stifled by a modern setting only to go back to modern Japan.
He tanked this btw
So we all agree Hot Pant's death is the lamest in all of Jojo for a side character?
Spoilerz
SoL spin-off where these friends ride across the country together and get into mild-mannered mishaps and quirky predicaments while establishing a bond of brothers WHEN?
still seething about muhhh Japan this much you forget Japan doesn't actually like JJL that much
enough already
Love tranny
Why are you still mad about this? There are exactly three out of nine Parts that don't take place in the modern day or the future. Move on.
Diego...
So far? Yes.
Jodio...
They realized that the real steel ball run were the friends they made along the way
4 volumes left. So SBR ends on Friday.
If the Editanon is here, if you are going to do this one then please make The Wall emoji be of this
OOH, I KNOW THIS ONE! THE HORSE'S NAME WAS FRIDAY!
are you all prepared for the Jojolion shitposting?
More than ready, brother.
This is Araki's best written love story. How you interpret the love is up to you, but it's true.
It's very telling that this is all fujos have been yapping about while straight men have been having discourse on the art of the panels, the prose, the ideals, the narrative, the setting, the reception, the future adaptation, and the conflict itself.
Post your stand and explain how you would fight D4C Love Train.
quote me but only when its to justify being a colossal hedonistic faggot with no consequences
jesus didn't say that though
best-written love story
no love
both men are only shown having sex with, and being attracted to women
What did Araki mean by this?
I'm ready to see the stuff I actually liked in that part
I remember it having so much promise in the beginning
Funny
Vorelentine
Friendship
Love
want to bash Valentine's skull in
don't want to hurt Di-chan
What a conundrum.
My stand is When You Wanna Come
Causes any living thing to have an orgasm uncontrollably and can change the intensity
D4C Love train will see it as a good thing and Valentine will be too weak to stop me from pulling him out and then killing him
Or just cause him to have an orgasm to death via dehydration
Rare art of lulu
Araki didn't mean anything by it. It's just a side effect of plagiarising fashion model poses and magazine covers with no foresight into how it will be percieved. He's simply an artist. Read the phantom blood interview he had with a fujo who ranted about Dio must have been raped in London and his only response was Japanese doublespeak ie a non response.
That's because Lulu is a brat and not in a good way
Correction will not fix her
Fuuuuck both of those pretty girls on my dick right NOW
...
I'm still mad that the comic dub video is lost media.
I treat Alt Diego as a bonus post-game boss.
do fujos even like stories or do they simply exist in perpetually faghag brainrot?
「Sleep Walk」
Musical reference: youtu.be
Ability: Similar to Grateful Dead but instead of aging it makes people in the radius tired and fall asleep. Grabbing someone puts them in a coma like how Grateful Dead can instantly age someone upon touch. The user can also fall asleep immediately on command if they choose to do so.
I make Valentine fall asleep, drag him out of Love Train’s barrier, then shoot him.
they don't see friendship as love
Soulless
It's pretty obvious, anon.
no love
Are you retarded?
if you think a Japanese person intended this interpretation you are simply insane
anon part 6 LITERALLY was about a fucking priest
FRIENDSHIP MEANS THEY STICK THEIR COCKS IN EACH OTHERS ASSES AND GET MARRIED AND BECOME BOYPREGGERS
Enough.
It's genuinely awful. And I thought Narancia and Weather had it bad.
He equates Love as sex
You're not gonna make it unless you grow up kid
I wonder how is the anime gonna adapt Love Train's misfortune redirection
Are you? He obviously means romantic love and not being bros.
I had a dream about me having a stand...being sort of like air around my whole body...like a bulletproof vest of some sort or more like an aura? well either way, it was a stand that actually would let me swim for 20 seconds underwater cause it was basically air around me...but i also could set the timer of the "vest air" up to 2 minutes, while it takes some time off of my lifespan (let's say couple days per max 2 minute usage) something similar to Stray Cat ability except it's full body
i was dreaming about saving Magenta via swimming downwards really fast and trying to pull him upwards from water but he was too heavy, so i went and stole a truck with chains and basically pulled him out via having truck set on drive and pushing him from bottom...also it was in 2007 and apparently i lived in a house with 4 rooms and had a pc while also researching nearby "river accidents" from the past x years, i was going backwards decade by decade to see if there was any major fights/weird finds near that river so i could have some info on Magenta since i didnt know what the fuck he was doing down there and how long was he down there...i dragged Magenta from truck to one of the empty rooms (i lived alone) and shut down all lights (thought if he ever woke up, he wouldn't like sudden sun on face)...cool dream
I wonder what should i name my stand ability...and what other upgrades/downgrades to add
hasn't been subjected to endless fujo fagposting for the last week
I envy you.
Do you relate, anons?
implying I haven't done all of the above
implying straight male discourse isn't always focused on power levels and "could this character beat Goku?"
implying you niggers haven't been fighting over shipping Johnny with broads he barely knows
Kill yourselves, you disingenuous faggots.
Valentine’s got that literal manifest destiny going on right now lmao
Call it Ocean Man, Magentabro
week
It's been well over a month.
based chinks
The post literally says "how you interpret that love is up to you", nothing in there is saying it's sexual. Perhaps you're projecting and have a fucked view of love.
Love Fujo tears
I think Love Train being an inversion of Jesus taking humanity's punishment is definitely intentional. Araki did go to a Protestant school, so it's not like he's completely clueless about how Christianity works.
The social commentary about how Americans use Christianity is probably not intentional.
It's really telling the death sucks when I think it's a fake out death
Actually why didn't she use cream starter there to make her body liquid?
implying [literally who nonsense]
implying [strawman]
implying you haven't been reminding us Johnny has a canon wife
You can stop now.
This was edited by someone who ships Johnny with Diego and wants Johnny as the top
character in gay manga by gay that's gay looks gay
nooooo that's the wrong kind of gay
lol, fags
fujo tears
she made him manlier
not a very based fujo tbdesu
The fujos in these threads have just been saying Gyro and Johnny love each other, it's pretty tame
I cope every day about my lovely Narancia’s death and how obvious he was going to die because of jobber words
thank goodness straightchads like to talk about Johnny's personality and meme about him without babbling on about their desire to see him and Gyro fuck.
True, but it's gotten much worse recently. God, I almost miss in Part 5 when everyone was gayposting ironically. Why did I ever think fujos in these threads was a good idea?
But I'm a fujo and I've been doing that too. I've been in the trenches defending and discussing Johnny this whole time.
ironically
Lmao
>>Ironically
lol
this. Kakyoin being 100 times more popular than Polnareff is the biggest indicator that fujos don't actually engage with the plot and other aspects of the series.
what's funnier is that DP johnny actually resembles Araki's art more than that edit
Eh...i think that's a cool name but probably not fit for my stand, if only i remembered what can it do outside that swimming scene...well i'll just put that as a placeholder name for now
says this when Anon Babble praises Kakyoin all the fucking time when he doesn't deserve it
You're fighting ghosts
You are such a whiny faggot. shut up already.
Oh yeah, I forgot that the fujos back then just posted art and kind words.
Is it the fact that they only have one ship to cling to now that makes them so much noisier?
the point was he betrayed xrist for dio. it's just random retroactive dio glazing and rewriting his character because araki forgot to give him a real arc in part 3. It's also relevant to the prison setting because how else will you have a male villain?
How could they do this to Kakyoin? He's the only reason women watch this show
hello, based department?
Change your tampon.
fujos are on record fantasising about dio getting raped in London during part 1
ok hag
and kind words.
An anon simply said they appreciate the love that Araki wrote between Gyro and Johnny and 3 of you fuckers lost your shit. The cancer is you
You were bitching about fujos back then too. Don't pretend you weren't.
Look, people just really like the Stardust Crusaders. Even putting aside the fujoshits, they occupy an ideal fantasy in every man's mind.
Valentine is a pretty accurate portrayal of a Christian or religious person in general
Same way like Pucci was for the Catholics? LMAO.
Araki has said multiple times that he incorporated religion as his own self-reflection, he wanted to explore FATE in part 5, GRAVITY in part 6 and now FORTUNE in part 7... next comes CALAMITY.
all fujos are the same
Don't equate Gyjo with JonaDio degenerates
And Rohan being way more popular than Okuyasu despite the latter being more entertaining and having better chemistry with Josuke.
No, I figured it would be a good idea for the /fujojo/ crowd to join in since they post good art. Little did I know it would just be annoying femcels.
shipping Johnny with an underage girl he barely interacts with and clearly has a big brother/little sister relationship with at most is okay and not degenerate
shipping Johnny with a guy who means so much to him that he almost dooms the world for him is degenerate and perverse
The absolute state of hetoids
stories arent just pure mechanical machines where elements are put in place just because they fit well enough to keep them moving forwards, if the author makes an active choice to include specific elements of a character in a setting where they have full control it must be for a reason, i dont think that araki necessarily is anti christian or making broad strokes about religion but he very clearly likes exploring a certain ideological hypocrisy with his villians, he himself saying in author notes that he thinks the worst kind of evil is the one that believes itself to be righteous, its not far off to assume that valentine in that way is informed by the stereotype of sleazy political and religious figures from the usa using the power of religion to further themselves, and its also not "insane" to assume that araki, a japanese westaboo raised christian who included christian characters as core parts of the cast before, might think about those kinds of interpretations when writing
Johnny is for Rina. “Hetoids” won.
There's still Sky Blue and Bright Green.
Two teenagers getting togehter is bad
the most popular JoJo ship?
Jotaro/Kakyoin, of course
get the fuck off your high horse, fujoid.
whine whine whine
mentally noted to sniff out your fujo samefaggotry next time
a guy who means so much to him that he almost dooms the world for him
implying this isn't what a normal person would do for their brother
Hot Pants...
I can concede to that.
You call it whatever your favorite song or band is!
And both lost. Morioh won.
UNDERAGE SHIPPING AIEEEE
part 5 hags your response? don't ever talk about underage shipping. I will never forget how I as a child was called sexist for dunking on hisokaxgon hags.
Cute.
implying all fujos ship the same thing
Jotakak is shit
Gyjo is kino
Simple as
I almost miss in Part 5 when everyone was gayposting ironically.
Ironically
I'm pretty sure that there's a sizable difference in how many people wanted to fuck Narancia or Trish... and Trish lost.
I think Steel Ball Run could make for a fun video game.
it must be for a reason
With Araki, 99.9% of the time the reason is "I thought it would be cool (raughs)".
There's so many yet so little that my brain is exploding...maybe i'll come up with it when i get at least 2 of my braincells together and expand this stand a little more while listening to various music that i like...or band
It could be like GioGio adventure
gyjo is a loud minority even in japan. you don't exist in the anglosphere and you have to be a male fujo if you di
Let it be an RPG
True, but it was people saying "teehee, plapping Narancia's booty" instead of a bunch of femcel "my ship is the only ship!" bullshit.
Read Dead Redemption... 3.
Who's the biggest whore in this series?
Caution: Bears in this thread.
Narancia looked fine the manga. in the anime, the entire cast took roids.
Literally, unironically Dio.
Can D4C move his ears?
instead of a bunch of femcel "my ship is the only ship!" bullshit.
Nobody has said that, except the straight shippers who shit on gyjo
DIO
Looks like candlejack got this ano
DIO, and it's not even close.
To be fair, Trish was extremely underutilized and when she finally got the spotlight, anons started lusting for Spice Girl.
They bend like tails
Silly anon candlejack is just a lege
Gyjo is actually sizable considering it's a newer ship compared to Araki's classics and doesn't even have an anime yet. The amount of fanart it has is insane all things considered.
Yeah, if you plug your ears, it's almost like you can't hear the yelling. I agree.
almost no Gyro or Johnny last volume
afterparty is rather normal
Gyro and Johnny this volume
afterparty is shit
I'm 99% sure Narancia was one guy.
Stop calling Dio a whore, he's a saint.
You know the answer to that....
which male has the biggest gaping ass in jojo?
when she finally got the spotlight, anons started lusting for Spice Girl
God, I hope this trend continues in Part 8.
part 7 posting turned out to be emojis and THE SPIN CAN DO THAT!?
Can't wait for Jojolion
I just wanted to appreciate how well written Gyro and Johnny's relationship is and thought people could agree it's love even if not romantic in their eyes.
Patron saint of whores
He had Tatoo You! or D4C then
Does Diego’s cloaca count?
What kind of melty is this? Why in my JoJo thread?
Johnny since he has no muscle control
DIO >>> [power gap] >>> Joseph > Valentine > Yasuhoe > everyone else
Despite the cool panels there's nothing to discuss about today's volume. Diego + Hot Pants vs Valentine shits on today's fight.
As long as you don't do the fujo classic and rewrite history to part 7 always being a fujo story carried by fujo fans i don't really care what you do. Part 5 had instant appeal and fujos moved like shocktroopers to create content for it even back then. part 7 isn't even "grassroots" and even the creation space is shared by seinen men.
yes
I don't know
Suddenly anons have opinions on religion despite Jesus being around for a while now in the volumes
emojis
The calm before the storm
I love SPINposting.
I turned my mind around emojis, I hated seeing them in Stone Ocean but the excess we have seen in SBR had made me like them.
This thread is proof that gatekeeping is good and healthy.
Bakifags
Valentine
Can't be a whore with no dick and no sex drive.
Yasuhoe
She was groomed and raped, anon. Go easy.
Half the emojis on the volume are just Valentine
What did Araki mean by this?
I need to see the current copypasta. GET OUT HERE SPINANON
Valentine
not Johnny
No other Jojo character has had threesomes AFAIK
Can't gatekeep anymore on the internet
gate too small
the fucking swarm of valentines in volume 19
The best form of gatekeeping is to rip out the vocal cords of every dubfaggot who does a british accent for their roles. This accent (poorly done mind you) creates the malaise for dramafag theaterfag kids to mobilise and infest everything.
Has anyone counted the number of Valentines throughout SBR?
DIO >>> [power gap] >>> Joseph > Johnny > Scarlet > everyone else
Fixed. Johnny had threesomes and Scarlet is happy to sleep with other people while married.
There haven't been any good asspulls lately. I miss him.
Valentine moji everywhere
one step closer for Valentine appearing in my dreams
hard to differentiate between the josukefication and brand new valentine
Actually the british accent does good at gate keeping as it makes those who are terrible at it stick out like a sore thumb and be ridiculed
Without they just walk in due to them just saying things with their normal accent
It sets the bar lower than it already was
starts as a fat midget
the closer he gets to his goal the more ripped and tall he becomes
Peak kino of unimaginable levels. My president.
This image is scary desu
I agree but I have a soft spot for Josuke's dub actor. Stroheim's was fucking garbage though.
how come bong actors can easily replicate Amerimutt accents though?
The SPIN can
supercharge muscles
kill people (slowly)
relay info via steel ball vibrations
make plants clear paths then the block paths
follow you while floating in your cape to make a sail
make champagne shoot like bullets
turn steel balls into burrowing seeker missiles that still maintain enough rotation underground to trigger cactus shots (finally debunked only 9 volumes later!)
put people in a peaceful state
move an injury that would occur from one spot to another
carve bullets out of rock and shoot them
make the fingernails of a mummified arm spin
put a steel ball inside a closed space
make steel balls of peace move very slowly then remotely speed up to attack speed
flatten limbs into almost 2d thinness
destroy scan quality (2 pages limit?)
not lose momentum even if stationary
evaporate water
make a water kamehameha but only for 1 second
hallucinate rectangles everywhere
make people look older
make people look younger
give a Neapolitan Butt and Boob Lift
shave you
make x-rays via water
rotate needles so precisely they can be used for neurosurgery
work at full power in a "WORLD OF ICE (air)"
cause "Left-Side Ataxia"
turn a steel ball into a bridge
gather air and refract the light via pressure zones to fuck with vision
track a specific person using ground-penetrating radar waves
harness horsepower to achieve SUPER SPIN (theoretical)
The SPIN cannot
make your fingernails spin
turn your fingernails into aimbot homing cannons
brush your teeth
grate cheese
be used to eat spaghetti
work at full power in a "WORLD OF ICE (ground)"
valentine copy/pasted and mirrored so his hair parts on the wrong side
LAZYraki.
They can't
We reached volume 100 today and with that we are also in the 2010s era of JoJo
pretty cool
Hope you dream about it again anon
Hey that's pretty neat
Thank you.
literally all the important racers we started with besides Johnny and Gyro are fucking dead
this race really was a terrorist
Mhm, well the less i think about a character the more there's a chance that they will appear out of thin air in my dream...
maybe it's a sign of schizophrenia
all important racers
Our heroes Pocoloco, Dot Han, Norisuke Higashikata and Slip John B are all alive and well though?
Volume 22 is gonna go fucking nuts
Pour one out for all those who thought Dot Han was gonna go the distance
I'm only talking about the first 2 parts. they stopped the accents when they realised part 3 would mean doing arab-insian-egyptian-hongkong-sea-japanese accents which is FUARKING PROBLEMATIC even doe they raped my ears mocking my accent in part 1 but that was european so its SAFE !
Hamonbros... what can we do?
Dot Han is dead
There are exactly three out of nine Parts that don't take place in the modern day or the future
And they just so happen to be the best parts in the series.
FUUUUUUCK NOOOO
WHEN
Dot Han
dead
Pocoloco
cheating
Norisuke
hideous 2-navelled mutant jap
Sloop John B
who?
I had a stroke and meant to type Joseph. Josuke's an exception too however being Vic.
Sweet. And now we're closer to 150. I wonder if 200 will be possible.
Killed by Sandman by making him a sound bomb to attack Gyro and Johnny
the fucked up thing is that this whole thing could've really happened IRL with abraham lincoln or something and we'd have absolutely no way of knowing
i was talking about my experience with black butler, hellsing, phantom blood, & battle tendency.
Are you saying Lincoln had D4C?
John Wilkes Joestar
Norisuke deserves to die so we're spared from Jojolion
I despise Josukes Japanese va so any english layman would do a better job. it helps it's an american not doing a mangled euro accent though !
Can’t a man fuck both…?
I despise Josukes Japanese va
Why?
Double navel man will survive to have Johnny plow his daughter
Valentine Prime (Chapter 61)
Stabbed in the neck by Lucy.
Shadow Valentine (Chapter 67)
Possibly shot to death by Wekapipo. Unclear.
AU Valentine #1 (Chapter 70)
Shot four times by AU Johnny.
AU Train Valentine #1 (Chapter 75)
Likely died after having his throat slit by Diego.
AU Train Valentines #2 and #3 (Chapter 75)
Throats slit by Diego. Dead instantly.
AU Train Valentine #4 (Chapter 76)
Abdomen split open by Diego.
Seven Valentines dead so far, and we're definitely not finished.
you now remember politicsfags initially claiming valentine as their parties guy but then he became too problematic to claim.
Didn't Josuke's english VA die?
do you think the SBR became some kind of cursed urban legend given how almost everyone involved including the president met a grisly fate
Narancia doesn't deserve to be cheated on
Nah, he just got cancelled over stupid nonsense.
200 volumes
2 more parts to complete that or 1 more longer part depends on how long will jojolands go on
i dont think Araki will make part 11...
>Pocoloco
cheating
Gyro...
Damn. F
Who's the third guy you always see with Pocoloco then?
We were *this* close to a timeline where Dio became the president of the United States because of Hot Pants.
Josuke's English VA died of brain cancer
He served in the union so dixie fags can't claim him
He tried to fuck a 14 year old so left fags can't claim him
He is untouchable
Oh great, it's you.
No no everyone knows Lincoln is the one who invented rocket jumping.
200
not possible at all
were at like 136 volumes now
with about another volumes worth of chapters still to be made into a volume
to make it to 200 volumes with the monthly schedule and no breaks at all
that would be like 21 years worth of chapters
That show looks awesome.
It’ll be a cucking relationship where I am the bvll who makes them take turns sitting in the cuck chair (I will NOT be in the chair)
That was Rohan's.
Baba Yaga
Gyro Zeppeli/any other Spin user vs the town from Uzumaki, who wins?
god doesn't exist, nothing matters ! my country is just an economic zone with no borders ! jesus was fake ! let me tell you how valentine is meant to be percieved !
he's right, Jotaronigger
"Welcome to the True Bear's Forest"
-Ringo Roadabear
You forgot Fatentine who killed Sandman and got replaced in the process.
He tried to fuck a 14 year old so left fags can't claim him
Look anon, I'm a leftfag, but there's probably something you need to know...
Shitty edit I made on my phone
Who are you quoting?
Yeah but he's white and not trans so he can't get away with it
HAHAHAHA
Also the argument using the person of colour scans and Mike O. He isn't racist, he has a... black bodyguard !
21 more years of jojo
Araki still drawing in his 90s
i kneel...
Kek
Oh yeah that's the one. He WILL win.
not trans
they/them
no dick
long hair
swinger wife
clearly taking some kind of hormones
is content with Jesus being a girl
Uhhh...
and Trish lost.
only because you people have shit taste
nice
KEK SAVED
rich people never fuck their wives and have 200 mistresses.
What are getting at here?
That the president is impure and not /ourguy/?
mind control women
Honestly, I still think the emojis are forgivable at this point because they're just there to accommodate readers with dementia and remind them of who and what's being talked about.
The emojis in the climax aren't reminders of anything. They're just there for emphasis and nothing else.
We'll see
bitchy fifteen-year old
10x hotter when a guy is in her body
You can keep her.
JoJo is at rank 10
Narancia ended up being hotter sorry not sorry.
Ippo 9th
fucking kek volume 19
ZOOM PUNCH
b-b-but scary monsters
ZOOM PUNCH
b-b-but mandom
ZOOM PUNCH
b-b-but catch za rainbow
ZOOM PUNCH
b-b-but left-side ataxia
ZOOM PUNCH
b-b-but chocolate disco
ZOOM PUNCH
b-b-but d4c: love train
ZOOM PUNCH
i enjoyed the jokes about narancia thinking giorno and mista kept sneaking off to fuck while no one was looking.
also lucy is meant to be the virgin mary hence her age and why he wants the corpse in her
Trish was a proto reverse harem character but executed like shit because neither gender wants to see women with stands.
Narancia is BUILT to be taken advantage of and many anons want to take that opportunity
JoJo is still longer than One Piece
Huh...
wew lad
whatever you say, fag.
are you sure it's not fujos self inserting as male rapists
I have been able to read through Baki multiple times but I cannot get through one piece even though Baki is longer
Hey now I’m just a regular male rapist
Trish is for Mista
Give Jonathan Tusk Act 4 and he'd be unstoppable
Not related to his being trans, but he also had a black bodyguard in 1890.
Valentine is a progressive guy.
dunno about other fujos present but i'm not into narancia at all
Is a movie: Mechanical Violator Hakaider
I highly recommend
Yup, I'm ready for kino
implying this isn't what a normal person would do for their brother
This. It's pretty blatant that Johnny sees Gyro as a brother who's meant to be a surrogate for Nicholas. For as much as fujoschizos and yuritroons love to screech about "reading between the lines" and whatnot, they sure do struggle at seeing blatantly obvious subtext when it happens to not align with their preconceived headcanon.
it's a samefag.
Narancia's wigger personality is obnoxious and ruins him for me.
>is content with Jesus being a girl
You just reminded me a black woman will play Jesus in late 2025 kek.
Thanks for the name, I will check it out.
I really need to get back to watching more sentai.
p5 pink = almost no personality outside of being a typical brat
p6 pink is a tranny
p7 pink has little to no personality outside of being muh masculine woman with healing ability
what did Araki mean by this...
forgets
he simply doesn't care
he has said he changed Valentine's design cuz he wanted to make him intimidating
Anasui was /ourguy/
Sex with Johnny
Gyro would make the best uncle for Johnny's kids with Hot Pants
sees art
i got a fucking wild flashback to 2021...i think i made that exact edit but i dont remember if it was on a laptop or pc...fuck if only i imported that to my new computer
nah, she's for me. he can have the other 15 year old
I'm not a fujo but I'd rape narancia
Do all Joestars have a star shaped pubic hair/armpit hair?
It is not gay to want to fuck Johnny. Gyro would be crazy not to.
Johnny and Gyro are the "brother/sibbling-coded" relationship some people claim Lucy and Johnny are.
Is Steel Ball Run the greatest coming of age story every told?
good, the shit-colored outfit will fit perfectly with JJL's image
Fujos don't want to fuck anyone. They'd rather see men fucking each other.
Mista is for Giorno
anons can't conceive of romantic love being anything more than just sex
they can't love their friends
Do straight men really...?
Giowho?
holy fuark women are spiritually bourgeois
For as much as fujoschizos and yuritroons love to screech about "reading between the lines" and whatnot, they sure do struggle at seeing blatantly obvious subtext when it happens to not align with their preconceived headcanon.
"Reading between the lines" and "media literacy" are just codewords for "agreeing with my interpretation".
Some people are "intelligent" but are not good "critical thinkers". They use their intelligence, not to seek the "truth", but to twist the facts to suit their own "conclusion".
I am the only red-blooded heterosexual that desires women in this thread, everybody else is a faggot except for me
sooooo all that yapping about johnny being shipped with an underage girl goes out the window here? curious !
Problem?
reading between the lines
I remember a yurifag once tried to tell me that a video game pairing was totally gay, even though there was nothing proving the characters in question were. And when I provided an example that both English and Japanese version did not support this claim, he said exactly that. I am convinced people who say this just don't want to admit they're wrong.
jotaro and giorno could kick this guy ass
Both can be true, pedoshit.
women can act like this because they can't penetrate each other. for you it's a Romantic flight of fantasy.
NTA
The way you watch something and how they watch something is compeltely different.
This is why women aren't dating you guys anymore
Jotaro
Rumao
Giorno
Well duh.
Now I have a question, is possible to hamon users supercharge with the help of other living creatures?
Spin and Hamon are both wave links, but they use different condition mediums
Fujokeks often shit on Trish x Mista and say it's bad because le underage yet they are ok with Mista being with the 15-year old hapa.
Lucy is not characterised as a "human" in the entire part and especially the arc we are in right now. Also saying they have a brother sister dynamic so it can't be romance in a Japanes work is insane !
Giomis is one of the most hated ships in the western fandom and is not especially popular in moonland
dating
That's sinful.
it made it into the dp anime so your damage control doesn't mean anything. it's almost the canon yaoibait ship akin to the kak-taro shit
incest means nothing in Japan
Then by that logic Gyro and Johnny can also be together
Why are lucyfags like this? This is why HP is better
I'm that femcel schizo, anon
It is always nice to see shit I made ages ago pop back up in a thread. Glad I could help.
Jonathan wouldn't need Tusk to beat Valentine, as soon as he entered the room Mormon Jesus would be exposed as a false saint and the corpse would lose all its power.
Also I just remembered that in Jorge Joestar, the Holy Corpse was actually Jonathan's corpse
you can't moral highground when part 5 which is fujos favourite part in all continents of earth is built on shipping a 15 year old boy with various adults.
Not a fujo but Trish x mista is bad because Trish is for me. simple as
Hot Pants is dead. Johnny x Rina is canon. Jojolion is canon (for worse). Anon Babble lost.
If Johnny was a girl, you'd all ship him with Gyro. Simple as.
Ruined.
Ruined.
The amount of seethe in this thread is so palpable it can be tasted
Saved.
Every fujo infested thread needs to be headlined with the fujo interview with Araki about Part 1 where they claimed Dio was raped in London. These people are insane this isn't just a fun memetic ship it's a complete delusion. The Kakyoin one with Jotaro or his mom is funny and well recieved because it's not taken hyper seriously like these gyjo tards or the ones who throw a melty if you mention trish as if she isn't the same age as giorno.
I threw up a little after seeing this image.
Sure, but I was presenting my thoughts based on what the game actually said while he chose to ignore everything I said with, "it was a different time, they couldn't actually say it, you gotta read in between the lines". I feel there's a difference between how one watches something can be different from another and outright ignoring the facts provided to you just to claim the character is gay for the sake of them being gay. I don't even care about him shipping the characters, I care about the facts.
I wanna be contrarion and say "improved" but Johnny is erotic and cute because he's a femboy, so ruined.
It's ok, Hot pants is for me.
with the fujo interview with Araki about Part 1 where they claimed Dio was raped in London
Gyro...
Because no woman would have a relationship with a man they're not related to as deep as Johnny and Gyro do without it being romantic.
bu-but that means they must be gay
No child, it doesn't. Enjoy prison.
If Johnny was a girl Araki would have no career as SBR would be canned 2 years in. No man wants to read shounen or seinen with a female mc. Gyro would also most likely be a rapist if that was the case considering the setting and time.
Improved.
I'm seething because Araki did HP dirty and gave her a shitty death scene.
Every fujo infested thread needs to be headlined with the fujo interview with Araki about Part 1 where they claimed Dio was raped in London
kek where can I read this
soooo is someone samefagging their ass off to try to create the illusion of homosexual male rapist anons itt?
If current Araki were to write Phantom Blood again, what do you think would end up being different?
How about now?
Worth noting Araki acquiesced to the fujo regarding Gyro/Johnny and said he'd like to draw Gyro taking care of Johnny IIRC. But he slammed down everything else including Tiziano and Squalo
fair 'nuff
Nope, still ruined.
Nothing, even current Araki knows that Phantom Blood is perfect as is.
Still shit.
Yep, All me.
No child, it doesn't. Enjoy prison.
Fatrick, is that you?
Because no woman would have a relationship with a man they're not related to as deep as Johnny and Gyro do without it being romantic
Straight men are soulless?
Dio get rape
The Hetrophobia in this thread is disgusting.
I think Johnny and Gyro should've swapped their fathers
No stalker child, these are you delusions speaking. Enjoy prison.
men are incapable of respecting or seeing women as people to the point of Gyro and Johnny without being romantic
Men are mentally ill closet homos
12 year old Dio has to sell his ass in London to survive
Eleven Men...
men are incapable of respecting or seeing women as people
Holy based.
I want to splatter that shota's brains all over the walls while she watches on in horror
this thread
I regret making my post about this being Araki's best love story
They hated Jesus for telling them the truth.
Love can be friendship, and friendship has love
>this thread
At least post the correct pic anon...
Jesus would have stoned faggots.
"Reading between the lines" and "media literacy" are just codewords for "agreeing with my interpretation"
Some people are "intelligent" but are not good "critical thinkers". They use their intelligence, not to seek the "truth", but to twist the facts to suit their own "conclusion"
In this particular case, I feel like the anon is dead-on, but these are both incredibly true statements.
They're honestly why I can't take a lot of SBR analysis seriously. People give their own interpretations, but they're held back by the person saying "THIS IS OBJECTIVE TRUE! HOW ARE YOU NOT ABLE TO UNDERSTAND THIS BASIC SHIT I PULLED OUT OF MY ASS!"
You're both deliberately misconstruing my point. Men and women are incapable of having deep relationships with one another if they are not in love or family.
This wouldn't have happened if you weren't so delusional about your shipping cancer, just admit that you ship them because imagining Johnny getting plowed turns you on, you dirty fujo.
HAMON can
heal wounds
mind control women
melt flesh
be transmitted between users
be transmitted through most substances
eject harmful substances
slow aging
vibrate an opponents bodily fluids
allow the user to stick to walls
smash rocks and brick
slice through flesh
light the user's body on fire
create shockwaves out of enough water to drain entire lakes
travel through the ground in shockwaves
magnetize leaves and turn them into a paraglider
be greatly intensified by a special gemstone
allow the user to jump dozens of feet into the air
temporarily dislocate the user's arm and instantly heal it
create afterimages
spit out razor sharp liquid
function as a radar detecting surroundings when imbued in an object
reorganize cells and control the bodies of others
extract forgotten memories
make a defensive wall out of hardened hair strands
harden other substances
create giant bubbles that absorb the target and imprison them
create homing projectiles
refract light like a magnifying glass
erase the user's presence
be used to strike a non-user's solar plexus and awaken their dormant HAMON
numb pain
revive dead plants
see the future
evolve into a stand and be used in conjunction with one
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Genuinely depressing
M-My knees...
based
You're the one constantly talking about Johnny's ass getting plowed, have you considered you think about this too much?
This thread is too AIDS I don’t even feel like making a joke about raping Narancia
Men can, women can't. And that is a good thing.
Not everything is about sex anon
Other way around actually
Kino
Spoiler
Still puts a smile on my face
They hated Jesus for telling them the truth.
I'm not saying you can't be friends with a woman, just that you aren't going to have some deep bond unless you're fucking or you start thinking of her as a sister
fujos can't conceive of friendship being anything more than just sappy romance that leads to sex
they have no friends
This is a 18+ site.
Because he was crucified for the sake of others, I think of Jesus Christ as a hero.
Wrong series, fujos. My fuarking PRESIDENT is JUSTICE as he is taken on sin for AMERICA.
Can we agree Johnny is cute?
This is a Jojo villain speech.
p8 is a perpetual rape victim with daddy issues and suicidal ideations who fell in love with the first guy she saw that didn't want to molest her
Again, genuinely depressing. I'm getting blackpilled on men.
Rai, is that you?
None of the anons that joined that discussion but putting what happnes in IRL aside, you absolutely can write a deep relationship between a man and woman without making them love intersets or blood relatives. See Helck.
star-shaped pubic hair
Wew lad...
star-shaped armpit hair
Hairy armpits are based, but that's kind of a weird visual.
It is based on sex. Friendship "love" is a platonic bond, not romantic.
What a shit thread
W-why don't fujos love SBR as much as VA?
This thread shows exactly why I'm glad that is the case. Contain the fujo cancer in VA and let people with actual taste enjoy SBR.
That's every thread with fujos and fags.
blood relatives
Who said they had to be blood relatives?
It's my fault, I'm sorry. Please talk about something else, for the love of God
Gyro constantly hitting and yelling at a woman
No one would like this except the mentally ill. Fuck Gyro.
What if Gyro was a woman?
Gyro constantly hitting and yelling at a woman
No one would dislike this except the mentally ill. Based Gyro.
I'm getting blackpilled on men.
Like you aren't one, tranny.
It's impossible to be friends with a woman.
Now THAT would be an improvement.
You should, because it isn't.
lol
Why would any man want to be friends with a woman? To discuss about what dick you want to fill your pussy with? About your beauty products? Get real.
Hetrophobia
lol
SPINroasties, my knees are glued to the floor. I...
you best hope for batch release in that case since episodic release will undoubtedly boom the popularity of SBR, including it's fujobase.
if they are not in love or family.
Anon...
Even that aside my main point still stays. You don't need a psedo-relative/romance bond for a deep friendship to work between a man and a woman.
raping Narancia
joking
Unironically, Spin users would be able to escape the curse.
However, they wouldn't be able to beat "The Spiral", even if you remove its noutishment, it will just move to other place.
My heroines
basing your opinions of people on Jojoniggers
You deserve to hang.
You know what yeah I’ll go into the manga realm with my stand ability and molest him where nobody can find him
Ruined
Kinnikuman has a realistic shot to be in the top 5
FRIENDSHIP POWER, MY CHOUJINS.
basing your opinions of people on JojoCHADS
You deserve to LIVE.
Well to be fair, I've been on Anon Babble for over a decade and it's done nothing to help my perception of men
He'd still be an annoying faggot. NEEEEEEXT!
You don't need a psedo-relative/romance bond for a deep friendship to work between a man and a woman.
You can certainly write one, like you could write a story about a crippled horse jockey using magic spinning power to shoot his fingernails like a bullet. That doesn't make it realistic though.
The reason you can be online in the first place if because of men, sis.
It might go up to be the top one and Ippo would still be retired
Grim reminder.
There are no men on Anon Babble. The men all left years ago.
All thanks to Robin Mask btw.
I'm hoping for batch release anyway. Fuck all of you.
Why did hiroshimoot remove IP count again
Do you ever interact with women who aren't your family and do you do so without bogging it down with preconceptions?
Thread is already at bump limit before I could even post in it
Bravo fujo fags and genuine fags.
I'd say you could if the girl wasn't very attractive but maybe she'd be the one to fall in love and fuck it up herself then.
Then you're weak-willed and can't think critically. Go outside.
gender wars
Underage anons.....
bump limit
Thank God. Next chapter will make the afterparty better
Episodic release VILL retvrn
JoJofridays VILL happen
the animation quality VILL be decent
and you VILL like it
There is no war. Just one anon stating a painfully obvious truth, a tranny pretending to be a woman baiting and a couple of limp wristed faggots that care about his opinion.
next volume
Joni and Jailo focused
Jailo dies at the end
inb4 it's even worse
Do NOT go outside. The broccoli head zoomer twinks are worse than all the m*n here.
Jobbin' Mask
I respect his dedication to the job.
Probably to hide the fact this website is dying.
jobbing to 15-year olds on their phones
Not even CAPABLE of making it.
Suguru is nothing without him, NOTHING.
No one really knows.
The most accepted theory is because he allowed paid shills on the site.
Nah, it's too sad. It'll be discussion over Valentine and whether or not he's good or evil
Nigger your whole point was Gyro and Johnny wouldn't be able to have as deep a relationship without them becoming fuckbuddies if Gyro was a woman. If you say can write it as a story then you are simply admitting your initial point was bullshit.
discussion over Valentine
So yeah, like it said, inb4 it's even worse.
hirohiko araki eureka 2007 interview
Kaneda: Dio liked Jonathan Joestar, the man who posseses everything he lacks, to the extent of wanting to be his. He couldn't bear Erina kissing Jonathan first, so he ended up doing it to Erina himself.
Araki: It kinda sounds comedic if you're gonna go that far (laughs).
Kaneda: No, but Dio thought about Jonathan seriously, but at the same time homosexuality was a serious crime in England during that era, so that very desire was hidden from even Dio himself.
Araki: That could be possible.
Kaneda: And those feelings he'd suppressed so long finally resulted in him taking over Jonathan's body.
Araki: I see. Well if you look at it at that angle, it gives the story a fresh feel, I suppose. (laughs)
(laughs) is Japanese doublespeak for uhhh ok? btw
He has done nothing wrong so far.
erm do you even go outside and talk to women chud
I won
My point was that you can write whatever the fuck you want. It just won't be realistic
I take my nigger back. My bad then.
It is though. Should've worded it better, but it's Araki's best written relationship
I take my nigger back
Valentine... you can't just re-enslave Pocoloco...
He was on the fence because of the private donations bot users have slipped him as well as their illusion of more traffic than there actually is. Then got mad Toriyama died for some inane reason and pulled the trigger. Maybe that "cultural phenomenon" was too much for him.
the hag yapping about gyro and johnny on an incel website (because it's not a real ship and latching onto a readalong manga dump thread is the only way to yap ie spam fanart about it) is telling you to go outside..
Araki's best written relationship
I know what you mean. Still no.
dodging the question
I accept your concession
not giorno and insert part 5 cast member here
ok buddy
Dio and Jonathan relationship is better, and that was in the 80s
What do you think is? Genuine question btw, not as a gotcha
「 The Spin 」CHADS loved this thread.
nta, but I've interacted with non family women of all kinds excessively, what is the point of your question?
Johnny... Gyro would have died of an aneurysm if he saw Pocoloco win... Is that what you want?
And you still can't imagine having a deeper bond with them without categorizing it as sexual or family?
Who baited Johnny Joestar?
Are you asking from a personal experience? Very rare, exceptionally so.
did anyone else Sandman (?) was going to win because he was introduced first and built up like crazy (even by Araki in interviews)
Lucy and Steven for me. It's the most nuanced and interesting.
The terrorists.
no? every dynamic like that is built on lies and is a game of musical chairs and especially if it extends to an entire group playing the game it risks sinking multiple relationships.
I can agree with that
i think everyone in this thread has a different idea of what the conversation even is rn
I think Pocoloco winning was obvious. But maybe if sandman got a 2nd place the money would be enough for him to buy his tribe's land as an alternative ending.
we're all trapped in a different dimension because of D4C
HOW MANY FUCKING JOJO CHARACTERS ARE READING THE THREAD WITH US?!
Conversation?
Valentine using his early build D4C to mess with anons
kino...
That's the norm for genderwars in general.
Men and women think differently and a lot of ragebait questions are designed specifically to pick at that difference in thinking.
See man vs bear as probably the biggest and most effective example.
BEARS?
HERE?!
A true man would be able to take a bear btw. If you think otherwise you are simply not hungry enough.
The man vs bear question is cringe, if you're in a forest there's probably a bear around anyway.
Men and women think differently
It's not about gender. You're all equally retarded and annoying, and you can all equally suck my cock and balls.
/thread
Surely there'd be some sort of warning in place...
Nigger, women lose their shit if they see a big mosquito, the bear question is the biggest example of their insincerity and disconnection. So glad it popped up.
Araki-sensei...
thinking about bear cock at a time like this
Joseph was seething about Japanese last thread
Kars also showed up just to mock Joseph
Valentine is trolling everyone with D4C this thread
The next thread will have Valentine sending his other selves to justify his actions.
araki talking to his editors
Aren't we in the golden kamuy thread?
I miss Diego.
The bear question is only a thing because men rape and kill women instead of just killing, like a bear most likely would. you have to be low iq not to get this
Someone has sex with a bear in that manga???
I miss my she-nigga Jorin.
Men rape and kill other men all the time as well. The retard here is you.
baste
He doesn't know
...
Men rape and kill other men all the time as well.
...and? that's bad too.
It's retarded ragebait that solves nothing. Anyone who engages with it genuinely has sibling-parents.
I miss annasui's reactions to shit
Oh no...
And that addresses your retarded premise. No man would pick a bear over another man alone in the woods.
No man would pick a bear over another man alone in the woods.
He doesn't know about the Kamuy
Weak, lurk 2 years before posting.
I miss Jotaro's reactions to Anasui.
That's exactly what I mean, though.
Men take hypothetical questions at complete face value and think of them as though they're actually happening. Considering the more likely case scenario of encountering a man or a bear in the woods, survival strategies in case one goes hostile, and concluding which one would be the best option. In this case, obviously a man is less dangerous than a bear even if he is hostile, and is much less likely to be hostile.
Women take hypothetical questions emotionally as though there's actually a reason for them. Rather than actually weighing their chances against a man compared to a bear, they weigh the emotions they've felt about men compared to bears. Most women have been more afraid of men than bears in their lives because they encounter thousands of men a day and have probably never even seen a bear and interpret the question to be asking which one they think is more threatening, which would be men.
Men are baffled that women would give such an objectively wrong answer, and women are offended that men don't understand their feelings.
Because they have a more equal fighting chance had the other dude started trying to rape them, lmao.
Damn, women sound fucking retarded.
If the question hinges on "in which you would have a better chance to remain unscathed" women would have a better chance with the man as well, retardbro.
What if Johnny just asked if he could barrow the corpse for 5 seconds in order to cure his crippledness?
Imagine choosing man and then a bear kills you at random since its a forest.
That's not the point. The point is ''would you rather get raped(and killed), or killed''.
genderwars
The fuck did I just say, nigger?
No that is not the point either, the question is simply which you would prefer to spawn next to you alone in the woods. Anything else after that is up to personal inference. Realistically, chances are that the man would also like to get out of the woods asap.
The scenario was being with a man in the forest, not being with a murder rapist man in the forest.
I don't got reading comprehension like that. sorry
We salvaged this thread in the end. WE WON.
It would be funny if Valentine didn't know Johnny was crippled because he's only ever seen him on a horse. During Civil War he can assume Johnny was injured and/or desperate during the fight and that's why he was on the ground.
i'd advise against picking the bear ngl
Man vs bear is the same logic that makes people more afraid of flying than driving.
A plane crash is worse than a car crash, but also much less likely. So flying is safer. But if you're full of irrational fear, you're not weighing the probability and severity of outcomes. You're thinking of the worse case scenario.
Why do women have to project so much onto it?
Which one would Hot Pants' brother have picked?
would you rather be alone in the woods with a bear or your sister?
ask a hypothetical question that establishes you as inherently more ravenous and savage than a wild beast
"Nooooo, don't think about it like that! Focus on how I FEEL ABOUT IT!"
The internet was a fucking mistake.
I know women on Anon Babble must be particularly deranged specimens but yikesola
This thread has further established to me that fujos don't deserve rights or internet access.
Its just a matter of considering the worst case scenarios for both imo
Did Josuke ever meet grandma?
The point is that men and women hear different questions.
Men hear "In which you would have a better chance to remain unscathed?"
Women hear "Would you rather get raped(and killed), or killed?"
If two people interpret the question the same way, they'll always agree on the answer because it's obvious.
The difference comes because it's two different questions.
BaraGODs vindicated
Every. Single. Time.
I'd hope Joseph would at least be gracious enough to let Josuke see a dimepiece like that once in his life.
I'd solo the bear with my stand 『 BLOW BY BLOW 』
Then in both cases as a woman you end up dead, in which case it does not matter if there is rape involved beforehand or not.
women
Some of them. Many simply answer the man. You can guess which choose the bear.
misogynistic
says yare yare and oras
is fond of stand users with acts
mentor figure
Gyro is more Jotaro than Zeppeli.
JJLfag is a women hating incel
lol maybe if you liked a better part you'd get bitches
Like i'm saying, was this all a part of the fujo conversation? How did we get here?
Why are fujos such bad friends?
What kind of bullshit is that?
When you ask a women "Hey would you rather go on a drive date or watch netflix and chill at my house?" is she considering whether she'd rather die horrifically in a car crash or whether she'd rather be raped and locked in the basement?
Man I missed alot, I was having some delicious bread from this turkish bakery
I like to think that if we want to, we can all get along
Admitting you don't think rape is that big of a deal (and only brings up men getting raped to win arguments, showing you don't care for male survivors at all)
spoken like a true sociopath, well done.
How did we get here?
I don't know. You are the one with the quads of truth.
JJLfag because I used a random Jojolion image
women hater because I don't enjoy sweaty femcel losers shitting up an anime thread
Go outside, you useless cunt.
Is this a reference to something?
Correct, rape followed by sure death is no biggie, this is not disputable.
Anon...
All of this because of a ship
I refuse to believe part 7 fags took that bear question this seriously.
If you're gonna get murdered, why does the rape matter?
SO YOU THINK RAPE IS GOOD?! UHHHHH, CYCLE PATH MUCH?!
Holy fuck...
I can believe it
Polnareff's sister would have picked the bear btw
Yeah, and that's why she died like a jobber.
Honestly I see Johnny's relationship with Gyro as more son/father like
And Polnareff would have chosen the man. To investigate the man in the off chance the man is the sisters killer.
afterparty: "x is hot"
Carry on.
mid-dump or whenever really: "omigodomigodomigod i love y so much it's perfect writing (*frothing at the mouth)"
Shoo.
I'm not into shipping but if you think Dio or Diego would be bottoms, you have misunderstood their characters on a fundamental level.
Johnny x Gyro
this thread
it almost makes me miss DIOschizo
Don't fucking say that, asshole. They'll come back!
Count up the amount of men stand users that have tried to kill Johnny and Gyro. Now count up the amount of bears that tried to kill them. Now you see which is worse!
trvthest of nvkes
In a better timeline Donald Trump got his head blown off in the middle of a speech
Jesus barely tolerates bears so they don't get to have stands.
sees TWO men in a forest
assaults them after threatening to hang them
sees a bear in a forest
sacrifices her own flesh and blood just so it'll leave her alone
B-but fujosissies... I thought women were supposed to choose the rational option...
Case closed, we should let bears breed our women while we castrate all men.
i thought Fujos don't care for female characters?
278102548
I'm not going to give a (You)
You learn a new thing every day...
Based, i'll give you a (you)
Gyro owns a bear
Those poor men were trying to do an act of service to the community by killing that bear so it wouldn't be able to attack any innocent women! Is this the thanks they get from you?!
She sacrificed a male to appease the bear, it checks out.
She chose to be with the bear
Fine. In all likelihood, a civil war would've broken out in such a timeline which would be far worst than what Americans are going through now.
pink bear
I HATE COLORED MANGA I HATE COLORED MANGA
chose to be with the bear
never called it again, then abandoned it to be in a convent
How rude.
Araki remembers the teddy for Civil War
it tries to kill Gyro
All is clear to me.
Fujos won btw
American civil war
bad
huh?
Another shitty SBR afterparty
yep, SO won.
...Shitting up every part they showed up to award
Civil War arc
Gyro is haunted by his memories of the bear
Hot Pants is haunted by her memories of the bear
Fujocunts, your response?
...my heart
Gyro's cape being green looks horrendous. The colored manga coloring is optimal for him and should be followed exactly for SBR..
His eyes being blue is even worse, what were they thinking.
Is Pocoloco Black?
all the worst Parts have the most fujos
Yep... everything's coming together.
Yumes won
JJL...maybe I was too harsh on you...
He won
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Would you adopt a bear or a man?
Fujos and yumes won
JJL is the best part according to this logic
naaah i'm with the fujoshits on this one
probably necessary but still super bloody and dangerous
The quality of the after parties is inversely proportional to the quality of the part.
Which means that part 8 will have the most amazing after parties this board has ever seen.
fujos will continue to shit up the JJL threads out of pure seethe
Yup. Still works.
"that's an asspull!"
Part 1,2,3,4,6,8 chads:
"yeah I love that shit lol"
Part 5,7 fujos:
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHUT UP STOP POSTING FARNSWORTHS"
Part 6 TANKED them.