Ninja to Koroshiya no Futarigurashi

Bros I don't think I can withstand watching this cute eyebrows girl die, it would be the last straw for me.

a..non i...

This anime is great and I love how it filters faggots

This anime reminds of Idaten, in the way it subverts common conceptions by making the protagonists both overpowered and unlikable while making the antagonists weaker and more sympathetic.

nin nin nin

Anyone into "dommy mommy awooga" characters are more likely faggots than thnose who like cute or moe girls, homo.

The only bad part of this show is the disgusting megane. Glasses are so shit. At least make them sunglasses if you're going to be an assassin you near sighted bitch

Does anyone actually like the main assassin girl

The target audience.

overt yuri show

overt violence and murder

WHY

Me. I want to watch her have sex with corpses.

Those corpses would be grateful for that. Then again, these girls won't ever experience being loved or having sex.

total ninja death

It's super fucking painful to get stabbed by a knife. They surely don't die a painless death now, do they.

Konoha is a professional, surely her stabs and cuts are so precise they die almost instantly. Surely.

if she was then why would her rank be so low

Definitely not. Even if she WAS precise, she doesn't look like someone who would want to kill painlessly.

Black comedy is too complicated for me

Have you tried actually paying attention to the show?

Black comedy doesn't need old hag glorifying fanservice all the fucking time.

Professional =/= Good at something

Leader used to fuck that girl in the OP pic by the way.

this series is trash

Which pile of leaves did you waifu? I won't laugh I swear.

Comedy?

I understand Kowloon and Shoushimin and Bye Bye Earth being too smart for people to handle and leading to reactions of confusion and rage, but this is just a cool nihilistic moecom like Shaft always makes and I don't see the controversy.

This is the designated shitposting anime this season, huh?

Are you really surprised? The whole thing is a shitpost.

thick eyebrows

she deserves it

This show was a pile of dogshit but I loved that brown girl

Kowloon

smart

Anon...

Requesting the Satoko reaction image of her cooming with the bags under her eyes from episode 1, during that scene with the food that wasn't meant for her

Surely if she was that precise there wouldn't be such a mess afterwards.

They're all gonna die Bro

first figures available

bunnies instead of regular outfits

why

The first figures are prize figures of the regular outfits

No, not like that.

I agree. Oh well, it is what it is.

To make a fig of the bunny ninja wearing satoko and/or konoha's clothes, ofc. She won it after all.

you could tell Satoko to murder a child and she wouldn't even think twice about it

Holy shit, that height difference. Tiptoe kisses are the best.

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inb4 the child almost kills her

glasses kills the child

they eat mexican food afterwards

boob massaged satoko figure when

Kowloon and Shoushimin

NTRsissy...

you are the mostest retardedest dame ningen I've ever seen :c

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Shaft never did a nihilistic moecom

le assassin character... le kills others!!!????

but she's not an assassin

She is a ninja, anon. Ninjas are assassins. She sucks ass at it but she is an assassin.

I wasn't supposed to burst out laughing when Sayaka turned into a witch?

where did you get the impression that that was the case? it's not

she's a house cleaner

They don’t look bad but their regular outfits should be the first to get figures.

you tried your best to recover from the fumble anon but this creature couldn't assassinate a fly

yuri

great

height gap

not

Should be their magical girl outfits from the April Fools

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Ninjas/Shinobi are a mix of spy, assassin and bodyguard, essentially an elite soldier used for special ops.

She may suck at her job, but killing people is part of the job.

Why doesn't the village hire the glasses to kill the ninja?

Koga is a good girl and she would never harm Satoko.

They couldn't afford her

They don't have internet in the village

And dishonor the village by asking someone else to clean up their failure?