Where the hell is the thread for Episode 4? It was a really good one.
Uma Musume: Cinderella Gray
There was one earlier
Checked the archives and didn't see it but good to know people were celebrating Oguri's big win.
Checked the archives
Bull.
No, that's a horse
How the fuck does gyaru horse have a smartphone if this is set in 1987?
Don't worry about it.
Umatech transcends the boundaries of time
Is there any uma in the series that went undefeated IRL?
Best girls.
true, it should have been a flip phone for maximum gyaru
KILL
MARRY
FUCK
Nigga, 80s phones were the size of bricks
If you liked S3 you have no taste.
I call that subtitle bullshit (unless cygames confirmed). There was no date on March's Calendar. Yes the rl events happened in the 80s but there is no way smartphones and Gameboy Advance SPs were already made back then.
Unless this is a Tiger&Bunny scenario where it is the 1980s but Uma Musumes being a thing pushed technology to advance rapidly.
I don't care about accuracy, I'm just saying that gyaru should have flip phones.
So brave... so based!
Oh, exploitable!
Kill the gremlin, fuck the shark, marry the cutie pie
based
why can't I post anything?
Because nobody likes you
Fuck Gremlin, Marry Shark, Kill Gyaru.
Time has never made sense in Uma Musume.
Rudolph is this legendary champion from generations ago but she hasn't aged at all as been a Tracen student and stu-co president for years.
Kitasan and Diamond were fans of Teio and McQueen as lolis but then grew into high-schoolers while their idols were somehow also still high-schoolers at least 4 years later.
Seriously though this shithole just randomly show can't post from this device anymore error
I just want the middle one, she's so beautiful, makes my dick react every time she gets on screen
it HAS to be set in the late 80s, otherwise Ardan's takamatsunomiya win won't make sense
Rudolph is this legendary champion from generations ago but she hasn't aged at all as been a Tracen student and stu-co president for years.
rudolf retired in 1985, it's only been two years
Highschoolers
You're wrong there senpai, canonically Kita-chan and Dia-chan are middle school students, also Duramente, Satono Crown, Cheval Grand, all of them are JCs too. Their school is a University-affiliated schools or Comprehensive educational institution, you know These institutions provide a continuous educational pathway from early childhood or primary education (e.g., kindergarten or grade 1) through secondary education and, in some cases, up to tertiary or college-level education.
1985
actually wait, it was 1986
Umas will grow really fast to to their race-ready form and then start to slow down heavily. They are elves.
I love Norn Ace.
OY TEME!
time
I haven't read deep into the lore, but is this series a prequel to the first series?
Alternate/parallel universe?
Not worth thinking about?
I don't want to wait for a whole week ARGHHHHH
It's a prequel to everything else. Don't listen to retards parroting muh different continuity they just read from reddit. This anime's plot affected RTTT and the movie.
Breed horses
ah yeeah? then how come it also affects my penis?
Where do I buy these?
How do I buy these?
I want to breed with Air Groove.
Rape all three then marry
Search for Dokyuto Kitasan or Diamond. 66000 yen and 115cm tall.
They are like 4, dude.
...out of 5?
Ah you guys came back to 4kek
Unless this is a Tiger&Bunny scenario where it is the 1980s but Uma Musumes being a thing pushed technology to advance rapidly.
In the Umaverse you have horses from the 80s interacting from horses from the 2000s. Don't think it too much.
Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU CAN'T POST T-T-THAT!
finally some GOOD FUCKING CONTENT!
thanks i hate it
Disgusting.
*ahem*
fuck yakuza
He doesn't like shark umas
We wuz umas and shit.
What's March problem, she needs to visit the glue factory asap.
Forcing humanoids into the glue factory
Global tards came, Duramente's daughter died.
Umas age up to being teenagers and then stop, except when they don't.
The flow of time is convoluted.
canonically Kita-chan and Dia-chan are middle school students
Where did you get this information
Duramente's daughter
Which one?
The only hag umas we've seen in the anime are all mothers.
Coincidence?
More uma need to wear buruma. It is a crime that only canonically female horses wear them sometimes.
What
liberty island, the triple tiara
With so many hories surely there was at least one known for being always horny right? Any expert here?
Third row from the top.
I can't read this...
on Anon Babble
in the year of 2020+5
cant read japanese
uh oh...ngmi or some gay zoomer shit
My bad, second row. It says School Year: Middle school.
Agnes Digital in series I think King Kamehameha irl
Liberty Island. A gentle and sweet girl. Died a few hours ago from an injury. Called Ojou because she's the youngest Tripple Crown. Also the first Tripple to die while still racing.
She needs a man in her life. That man of course is me.
Pilsudski, won Japan Cup while having a full-mast boner for air groove, known forevermore by keibafags as the Boner King
Fucked up the (You).
Didn't meant that second one.
Oguri stopped eating whenever his Oshi walked by. And he never stopped eating for anything.
DO NOT BREED WITH UMAMUSUME.
THEY ARE A PARASITIC RACE COME TO STEAL THE SEMEN OF HUMAN MEN. TRAINERS ARE ESPECIALLY AT RISK.
RESIST TEMPTATION. STAY PURE. STAY HUMAN.
THERE IT IS!
Saar do you need me to translate it to Hindi for you saar?
t. human female
Umas make the best mothers.
thats how the parasite gets ya ass, they show you something you heavily desire!
Why did they say it was 1987, and then have smartphones and fucking GBA SPs in a flashback? That GBA legitimately could be in the fucking 70s if we go by the timeline they're setting up.
and they can kill you without breaking a sweat
Some cute uma will never destroy my shit cuz I make her laugh
DO THE WINNING LIVE!
hip-hop umas are the best
I can't wait for Kaichou's "Urara-chan is different" line in the next episode.
yfw Oguri's human male dad died because of too much sex with a nymphomaniac horsewife