What if you woke up and you were a young boy again?

would be kino. i now know all the chicks that wanted to smash but was too oblivious and naive to see as a teen.
i had so much fun as a teenager. come home from school, smoke pot and watch cky/skateboard videos with the bros, go out skateboarding until dark, get drunk in the woods with everyone.
man i dont envy you zoomers and your generations inability to hangout without screens.

I don't think it gets talked about enough how the covid years robbed a generation of youth in a way never seen before.

kill yourself normalfaggot

You can be a girl, but there will be no yuri and Anon Babblenons will know of your status. Still want to?

I'd probably kill myself. I met so many of the most important people in my life today by pure chance or coincidence that I'd never have a hope of recreating, and I wouldn't want to go on without all of them.

yeah its honestly sad

Fuck these early episodes were so good i don't understand what happened.

And it probably never will be either. At least by mainstream media.
It was already a growing issue before Covid but younger people are incredibly lonely.

I'd try and get molested by a sexy older lady

Do you like big fat cocks that much?

buy bitcoin

post on Anon Babble in 2006 and get called a newfag

use my youthful looks to successfully pull off the trap look and get plapped

Y-you'd rather get plapped than do the plapping?

Not be dumb enough again to realize that cute blonde girl invited me over to her house to watch anime over and over again was a sign not just her being nice

I'd try to avoid high fructose corn syrup

I would immediately figure out how jerking off feels like, eat a shit ton of food, and then run and dig a hole.

The beginning of this was very good. Is there anything else like this but not retarded? Anime, manga, light novel, anything.

Bang certain teachers who definitely would have been down, and this about it, real life is still real life and there's only so much you can truly do.

You don't?

I'll call myself John Titor and shitpost on the internet

I'd go to the city with my father to see a marching band

I'm 31 and still spend a lot of time fantasizing about this scenario. Maybe not quite about being a young boy, more like middle-school age. It's pathetic, really.

Depends on the period I'm sent back

1st-3rd grade

Get into sports, hopefully I can atleast have some muscle from playing handegg.

4th-5th grade

Shag an autistic korean girl who was into me, probably date her for awhile and enjoy that cunny till I move towns at 12. Hopefully the confidence of fucking a girl stirs something in me to not be a loser in my adult years, at worst I'll be a loser with an ex aspie gf. Also I'd play with my dog, he died around new years and I'd try to avoid that so he can live a long life.

6-12th grade

Get a headstart on my nerd hobbies with my modern knowledge so I can get more vested and archive shit. Also probably use the knowledge I've acquired to ace highschool and hopefully get a cushy job that pays well.

I genuinely do not know. I'm too much of a failure to change anything, I would probably just watch anime and post on Anon Babble about future things and be labelled a prophet or something like that.

knew i should buy that shit the second i heard about it. didn't have any money, and that wouldn't change going back.

I wouldn't play video games anymore
I'd work out and study harder and talk to people and get into fights

You can always find a bit of money. It was huge news when bitcoin hit 1 US dollar per BTC. It currently stands at nearly 100,000 times that. Even if you only had a couple bucks to spend in the early days, you could be fantastically wealthy by now.

If you heard about it a while ago, you could've mined it yourself.

World domination.

Become kid

Have to go to school and relearn everything

Nah that sucks

use my youthful looks to successfully pull off the trap look and get plapped

A-anon...?

Repeat what I did right and do right what I did wrong, while improving upon things overall.

me too, I humped my matress since I can remember. people say porn fucked us up and it kinda did but I think I was always degenerate

he doesn't blackmail his teacher with his shota body for test scores

But you already know those things, right?

get rich
convince koji wada to check for his throat before the cancer becomes terminal, also make him write better song than butterfly.

i'd try hard to do sports and study and not end up here with you losers

Can save my grandfather by warning him of his heart attack and getting him to a hospital.

I would give up anything to do it.

I failed my life, I pray to god every day that he brings me back to my teenage years so I can redo it. But unfortunately i'm stuck.

Waste my life again, but with a newfound level of expertise
If I was going to turn things around being young wouldn't change anything

Become a shut in even earlier than I did and invest in Bitcoin

invest into bitcoin
sell all become a bijjilioner. Build a house with a Giant fucking server in the basement where I upload every single Anime and Manga ever made and make it downloadable by other anons

NTA, but I'll take you up on that offer.

Besides the obvious bitcoin, I'd start training my body a lot earlier

Focus on having a healthier diet. Even if my mind regresses, the memories I possess that make me even capable of thinking of going a different path will give me a good degree of self control.