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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8 Volume 9 Storytime Continued
Wheres the split eye?
This volume had too many good covers man
He is???
UGLY CHEATER
Josuke-kun....I won.....but....ny time is up....my memory, is fading...
P-PALAWANICUS-KUN!!
The past 45 seconds....have truly been fun...
Higashika Jobin is a WHAT?
why does araki keep forgetting about the half and half eyes
erm, Araki forgot, please understand
What does this expression convey?
MVP
Araki forgetting the half-iris split
kino art, but this fucking bothers me
Is being able to cross hatch the most useful skill a mangaka can have? It adds so much detail to faces
bros...
Why did part 8 become kino as soon as Jobin appeared?
he was a real one, I'll miss you palawanicus-kun
JAWsuke...
Mandible broken, twice
Limbs ripped off, four of them
Neck twisted
Throat stabbed
Forced to fight 3 rounds with those injuries
Tanked it all and remain the last one standing through sheer willpower
Win Josuke a 30 million lambo
KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL RIGHT FUCKING NOW
arigato... josuke...
His victory was assured as soon as the joestar symbol was placed on him. A true joestar never loses, even as a beetle
The Golden Lamborghini….Josuke’s very own Slow Dancer….
Johnny did NOT trace that thoughbeit
I kind of wish Josuke's beetle appeared more, not even as a stand user and just like a pet. He deserves respect from enduring all that shit and winning like a champion.
He keeps it in his room, in its own terrarium with a harem of lady beetles
Is Yasuho or Paisley Park more fuckable?
Damn that's tough
Paisley Park has no holes
Yasuho has been fucked by everyone else already though
Its only just coming to me that Paisley Park is just a Galvanic Mechamorph (Upgrade) from Ben 10
I like to imagine Paisley Park always think "Alright there are multiple way to do this, pick one or I will just not do anything"
Araki traced Ben 10
Unfathomably based
Paizuri is still possible.
arigato... palawanicus
Intercrural with Paisley Park!
SHIT10
I should rewatch the series sometime. Never saw Omniverse tho
passionate love-making correction with fujoshits
Why does part 8 go soo much downhill after the vitamine C arc?
Also Jobin just being wasted and not being the main bad guy is soo confusing.
I love JoJo but this part is just a mess
Omniverse is ok
It really doesn't. It just fails to stick the landing in the end but a lot of the arcs are good after Vitamin C
Goes from a mystery to Rock Human of the week featuring repetitive exposition
Paisley Park hands you a phone
Choose
[ Big Spoon ] [ Little Spoon]
( 5 seconds remaining )
Comically large spoon
Big
[ Big Spoon ]
can't decide
timer runs out
soo
Oh no, anon started talking like a JoJo~lion character.
pp because it has something resembling a face
Click little spoon
Two more options pop up
[FUTA] [FUTA]
(5 seconds remaining)
What is Paisley Park personality?
Motherly, trying to desperately protect Yasuho from being raped
reliable
I won't be tricked
[Big Spoon] is just a comically hung futa Paisley Park fucking me in the ass, I choose [Little Spoon]
I like Omniverse mostly, the whole meltdown over Bloxx when it first started was a bit overblown.
My main problem I have is if you would consider UAF a bit melodramatic at times Omniverse has the opposite problem where a lot of parts might have been better if they held back on gags a bit
Paisley Park now makes you lose 6 inches in height
Still has a hung FUTA cock
TAKE THE FIRST [TISSUE]
My speech bubble contains an emoji of Farnsworth
used the enemy's stand ability against him
HighIQsuke as always
Why is Jobbing's stand so ugly? Apparently even Araki hates it.
If only Jobin hadn't shown his Stand for no reason.
It represents the ugliest part of himself
even Araki hates it
source?
So, Pailey Park ability is
Give you answer to current problem
Right?
And
get raped
Yes, basically.
Paisley Park's ability is to bring down the hand of araki himself to write you out of a corner
How does Paisley Park conjure up items? Did she just happen to find a flashlight and bento nearby and took them to offer as choices?
Paisley Park has like five different abilities. Spawning objects is one of them.
To be continued! See you tomorrow!
Thanks
Volume 9 notes:
"If the world were to end tomorrow, what would you eat for your last meal?" I often ask people that question, simply because it's interesting how everyone gives a different answer. I would like to eat fried oysters from a 3-star Japanese restaurant, but I don't think they would bother making it. My mother has made spaghetti with tomato sauce ever since I was a child, gently boiled and served with onions. That's my answer. I think I'll have it for lunch tomorrow.
Chapter notes:
35: My goal this summer is to go to a fireworks display somewhere nearby. I've even installed a fireworks app.
36: At the moment, I'm addicted to Vivino, an app that gives you information about a bottle of wine just by taking a picture of it.
37: I bought LA BETTOLA da Ochiai's recipe book, and I've been following all the recipes, starting from page one.
38: I went to see Dirty Loops and Yes live. It was a great performance that really made me "listen" to the music.
Thanks OP. Really fun volume today
Arigato DB sama!
Thanks OP.
Araki please stop molesting or raping yasuho I can only cum so much without it feeling like you're raping me
oh ok so its a man
also
mystery fruits grow in a pot
fucking weed fruits
thank you DBAnon
The first good Jojolion volume.
Thanks OP
...
We are entering THE COUNTDOWN soon right?
spaghetti with tomato sauce
Traditional Japanese food
My HANDSOME author!
That's not for another 50 chapters
If the world were to end tomorrow, what would you eat for your last meal?
Jesus Christ Araki...w-why are you saying it?!
probably a wagyu steak covered in truffles and some other expensive shit
My mother has made spaghetti with tomato sauce ever since I was a child, gently boiled and served with onions. That's my answer. I think I'll have it for lunch tomorrow.
Fucking based. Momma's cooking is always a good choice.
I would like some good meat or a chicken wing party
Wagyu looks so fatty it's nasty.
If the world were to end tomorrow, what would you eat for your last meal?
Spanish tortilla with a glass of wine
I'd eat my homemade beef stew, Araki. I fucking love my beef stew.
"If the world were to end tomorrow, what would you eat for your last meal?"
Slow cooked leg of lamb and roast potatoes. Apple crumble for desert.
My last meal? Grandma’s rice and gravy
How the fuck selling Rokaka bad?Its not fucking Drug
Severe side effects that aren’t worth it
"If the world were to end tomorrow, what would you eat for your last meal?"
My dad's scrambled egg, he have an unique way of making it that I been trying to replicate my whole life
It's not approved by the FDA
That's not the problem, the problem is they're riggers.
Thanks op
Last meal?
either a philly cheesesteak or Red Beans and Rice
my two favorite foods
Lamb tastes awful
There's gonna be a LOT of bitching tomorrow
It's a Tsurugi volume
the fruit itself isnt bad but its used for very unethical medical practices and the new rokaka basically allows you to sacrifice others for your health which is a pretty bad thing to have just circulating
I don't remember him doing any molesting next volume
Precision: D
Development Potential: C
Araki wtf?
If Araki hates Joshuu why does he get a supporting role in several arcs while Daiya and Haato have got almost nothing?
Jesus and anything related to him will not be used for selfish purpose
Earth itself created Josuke for the sole purpose of destroying this fruit that should not exist. His birth was a "miracle" in itself
That's my theory
he hate Joshuu, but he hate woman more
Spine art until now
He needed a character with an offensive stand but then did nothing with him
Araki doesn't hate him
...and Yabbasuho.
Araki doesn't hate women, he just shafts them in the story in favor of the main characters
Precision: D
She is quite clumsy
Development potential
She can't really do much more than tracking and guiding
you have a broken pinky, you eat the fruit. Your pinky is healed but your spine is now rock and you can't walk and barely move. It's pretty bad
All stands except Joshu's are shown
Araki really hates him doesn't he?
Did random nip families have spaghetti and tomato sauce in their house in the 1960s?
Maybe he had noodles and ketchup
That beetle has more kakugo than half of the Joestars.
Paisley Park has one of the most successful MtF transitions I've ever seen
This arc really reminded me of the alien dice one. I'm surprised I didn't see any Jobin/Rohan comparisons before.
I mean she can freely transform anyway, she can even grow multiple arms
If Jobin stabbed his pinky to make Josuke feel guilty then we'd have the proper comparison
A moment of silence for our TRUE heroes, the hundreds of beetles that died in this volume
Since I'm autistic and like to eat the same thing over and over again, I would order what I always order for pizza.
Calabresa sausage, ham with cheeser, garlic and oil and pepperoni. And a small chocolate one for dessert
Kind of weird how Araki just made sentient female stands TWICE now. And it feel weird to referred t them like I do human
Imagine going from SBR to literal bugs. JoJOKElion.
Women have powerful and independent souls
SBR first fight is literally a bug fight
How fast would HE be able to track down the fruit?
Sounds delicious
no jobin in fighting games
Pain
And it was trash.
Fujos want to TRACE that beetle dripping Jobin’s hot fluid from their holes
Thoughts?
that hat
looks like a nazi stand
Angry king vs angry hobo, who win?
To be clear for first time readers, the lambo really does belong to Josuke now. Jobin is never seen driving it again, but Josuke does ride around in it a few times.
I wonder if Josuke's name is on the registry now
Do you think Norisuke ever ask Jobin about it?
Why does it have one of those 80s housewife bobcuts
First volume without eye gore.
Josuke's info in the government system for now
No ID
No birthplace
No date of birth
No relatives by blood
No job
No insurance
Own a golden lambo worth 30 million yen, legally transferred by its previous owner
I miss Johnny and Gyro
Just when I thought I Am A Rock was the ugliest stand, Araki outdoes himself.
Did I miss anything?
It may have happened to one of the beetles without us knowing
They're in a better place now
Superstition has a strong correlation with automatic or sentient stands (see Mista and Kenzou for male examples).
Women are more likely to believe in shit like horoscopes, so they're more likely to have stands that operate independently.
So my oldest son, how do you like that Lamborghini I bought yo~~~~u?
I gave it to Josuke
.....Huh? What did you just say?
He beat me in a battle using beetles and I bet my Lambo. It's his now. The Lambo.
......Whaaaaaaaa~~~~~ttttt? You're not making any sense? What do you mean it's his? You hit your head or something?
Why would that be ambiguous at all? Jobin honored his word immediately with the eyebrow and reiterated the Lambo was a contract. Seems like everyone shitposting about this part is just a retard if they think basic shit like this needs reiterating.
fruits
paisley park asspull (gained not one but two new abilities this volume, three if you want to consdier the face globe thing am ability)
implying losing a Lambo in a beetle battle bet wouldn’t make perfect sense to Norisuke
Sneed King colors right here. Don't trust the lazy Shueisha coloring.
It's insane how a stand with the power to steal anything including abstract concepts somehow isn't the biggest asspull machine in the part.
I feel like rock animal with a terrible name shouldn't be on the bingo.
Those don't start popping up until near the end.
Josuke could just steal the oxygen from brains or heat from hearts and instakill people
that 'man'
Somehow he drops that ability for a bigger asspull later
Josuke was nerfed, he should be able to oneshot pretty much every villain in the part
ignoring Rocky the Rockdog
Paisley Park? The strongest support stand.
It's not, I just wanted to make sure that everyone notices Jobin driving the cuck van around.
After stealing all the air from his enemy's lungs Araki realized it needed a rebalance patch
give your protag a retarded power then instantly nerf him
It's VA all over again.
To be honest, Go Beyond is kind of a shit ability and mostly a downgrade compared to Plunder. The only thing Go Beyond does better is hard countering WoU, but in damn near any other situation, Josuke's powerset in volume 1 is superior.
Imagine how much fun they had in Jojo heaven together
Josuke cheated.
It's a Tsurugi volume
The best steak ever
ASBR comes out
No Yasuho
Or Joshu
Or Jobin
Or Yotsuya
Or any of the other cool Part 8 characters, just Josuke and THAT ONE person repping all of Part 8
Meanwhile fucking Part 4, 5, and 6 get some literal who's
Pain
As other's said Go beyond is basically Cream and The Hand but a bullet so it does great when it comes to killing a target but it just makes Josuke's stand boring
I wonder if Hot Pants and Diego got to go to heaven as well or did they go to hell
If so then is Alt world Diego there as well?
Hot Pants and Scary Monsters Diego likely went to heaven. The World Diego probably went to hell.
penis ears
hey ya destroys pp
if you can find an episode watchlist that cuts out some of the go nowhere episodes its still pretty solid, even omniverse which got received poorly at first actually treats its own lore and characters pretty well, it just goes overboard with the "ben is stupid" gags sometimes
Hey Ya just gives encouragement for Pocoloco to capitalize on his naturally good luck.
It wouldn't be very useful for a normal person.
Yasuho
HAHAHA no
"If the world were to end tomorrow, what would you eat for your last meal?"
Pizza. Peperoni, extra cheese, something that the joint I frequent calls "Italian spices" (those fuckers forget them often, I always do a smell check after receiving my order), and maybe cheese stuffed crust, served with a can of Monster Energy Zero Ultra. There is really no food and drink in this world that I enjoy more.
Why does Joshu have the bug stand instead of Jobin?
Sounds like the FDA would love it, then.
"If the world were to end tomorrow, what would you eat for your last meal?" I often ask people that question
idk, human I guess?
Based
Because its an imitation of Josuke’s stand and Joshuu subconsciously realizes Josuke is a stronger and more heroic person than him so his stand which is based on his impression of Josuke resembles an enigmatic hero
Pic
I'm gonna cum.
>Or Joshu
This one always baffles me because Joshu was a playable character in EoH. They have his model, stand, and heat attack ready and they just cut him.
It's a relatively low stakes gambling arc.
What would Yasuho even do in ASBR?
Use Paisley Park to fight
But she's not a fight
The other rep they chose isn't either yet they're in
WoU-like moveset where Paisley Park is the main playable character and she fights by manipulating technology in cars, power lines, etc. GHA is shooting one of Josuke’s Go Beyond bubbles out of a phone, HHA is crashing a car into the opponent
Spawn random objects.
Paisley Park and RHCP would be a very strong combination
If you found yourself in Jojolion, how would you go about sexually assaulting Yasuho?
Blackmail her into having to do dirty videos for me
You'd better not be implying fucking Weather and Anasui are literal whos
Based GODshu caving these fags' heads in
This is your stand's ability: powerlisting.fandom.com
How will you use it to rape Yasuho?
They are SOfag
If someone does this for WoU as an arc, Im pretty sure it will be completely filled
I'm not an SOfag you're just a retard
It's like saying Mista is a literal who in Part 5
What killed the hype?
I hope JOJOLands won't update the family tree out of nowhere, just imagine the confirmation of who married Josuke
What went wrong?
Yup definitely an SOfag
virtue enducement
while very ironic, it's still a power that fucks with people's minds so it wouldn't be very hard to manipulate yasuho
Ƭ̵̬̊
Imagine the shitstorm if Gappy appears in part 9 and he's married to Tsurugi.
SO is not even in my top 3 parts
no cooking recipe or hunanoid stand with terrible one-off ability
daiya pussy too strong
Josuke and Yasuho have like 5 years age gap
Josuke just said he's 19 last volume
What kind of dog shit opinion is this?
he's not Kira, he's Josefumi, the younger of the two.
no cooking recipe or hunanoid stand with terrible one-off ability
Inca no Mezame potatoes. But you're right about the lack of humanoid stands with terrible one-off abilities. WoU is the only new stand introduced in the WoU arc.
If I recall correctly, they just don't interact as much as they should in the latter half of the part. Does Araki dislike romance in his manga?
It had the potential of being a great design but Araki just couldn't get the face right. I like everything else about it.
Technically a 19 year age gap.
Yasuho was 19 years old when Josuke was created.
still crying about so
Give it up. Even the "peak" of Jojolion sucked so bad it has no afterparty almost 2 hours after it ended.
He's baiting you.
Nothing.
After Rai is introduced they separate and it becomes the Josuke and Rai adventure. It's for a couple of chapters but that's stretched out over the course of 5-7 years
Why is this so funny?
No...
Rina had to raise the kids for 50 years while Johnny was having sex with Gyro in heaven
Araki recycled this illustration like 5 times throughout the story. Is it really that hard to draw?
Because the quote + the image 100% comes off like he'd Stand rush you in public for saying it
Johnny was a deadbeat even when he was alive so no change for Rina's lifestyle.
Araki has a stand?
Actually yes
It's called Remote Romance
Space Trucking is pretty weak and it gets the proper reveal during the arc
Reminder that every time Dio had sex it was with Jonathan's dick!
What killed the hype?
Automatic pursuit stands
What restored the hype?
Rape, Rock Girl (male), Jobin, Beetles
he only makes jojo to try and get other people to see his stand you know. common knowledge really
I think its ability is decent. Not amazing, but probably better than half of the stands in Jojolion. And its ability isn't one-off by definition because Kato uses it multiple times for different purposes.
Pucci... you recruited the wrong sons...
Masutabashion!
He SAVED Jojolion.
What? He had more?
Part 8 is a literal who part compared to 4 and especially 5.
Does the hype look restored to you?
tons more. araki told me. one of them was named diego and his stand was "the universe" it had the power to use every stand ability possible.
What do you think of the Baoh OVA? I wish it was a full length movie, it's kinda short as is.
Man, Dio sure loved Jonathan a lot to spread his genes around and none of his own, didn't he?
Does it exist in the reboot timeline?
i only know of him from ASB, maybe ill give it a watch
Will we ever get a female protagonist as good as her ever again?
On a scale from 1 to 10, how powerful is Jonathan's stand?
Only if she masturbates, [spoileron page][/spoiler]!
ungalo and rikiel were NOT Johnathan's genes. Versace was cool though so i'll give him honorary jojo status
About as 'powerful' as Hermit Purple, no?
more memes
more discussion
better shitposts
'fraid so
Negative.
yes, but it makes werewolves
i used my ability to "plunder" the ] from your spoiler.
Hermit Purple but more powerful
I'd say 6/10.
That's impossible though, testicles always keep producing the the sperm of the person they came from, so it's only possible for Dio's kids to have Jonathan's paternal DNA.
Goes to storytime everyday
Even when there are some volumes that are not super interesting, i still stay in
Now we reached a good character volume (ily jobin, funny man)
Sees drawanon arts and editanon shitposts as well as emoji count and many more
Have extremely huge panic attacks everyday, almost at the verge of suicide thoughts, but keep coming back to the storytime thread to at least get a chuckle irl from it and save some good shitposts out of it
Truly enjoy jojo and schizobabbling and so on, both good and bad sides of the fandom
Be scared that when storytime ends, i have nothing to look forward to and that i'll be stuck without any new entertainment
Be scared of myself and that I might actually commit sudoku and not even witness SBR anime coming out
JoJofrens...I don't want this to end.
Reminder Johnny is worshipped by the local
He is the closest thing they have to a Saint
Hamito Papuru is the most powerful stand of them all, fuck Maido in Hebenu!
SOfag
Why are American dubs always so laughably terrible?
I personally always have stayed with the headcanon that DIO attaching his head to Jonathans body made it so his genes are an unnatural fusion so all of DIOs kids have 3 biological parents
But anon, you get to look forward to The Jojolands almost every month. It would be nice to have you around. Please, hang in there.
yeah, it grants people stands (raughs)
JoDIO
Lava ROCKS
STONE mask
Acca HOWLER
Jodio will become a vampire and Howler will become a werewolf
more discussion
dead threads propped up by garbage spam like "generate a stand"
today's thread not even archived hours after the volume ended
Man up, queer
What is the stand of Eric Cartman? You know damn well he has one, how else would he have been able to have psychic battle?
JJLtranny
Sofag
Maybe I'll try but im also tired of everyone treating me like im less worth than a bug, at least i get some kicks out of doomscrolling on Anon Babble
Do you think Dio ever looked at Pet Shop's stand power to freeze things and realised he lucked out by not having his own stand power overlap with his already existing vampire powers?
Do it faggot. Maybe your stand [Notorious BIG] will activate and get revenge on your enemies after you die.
Oh yeah? *rapes you* Not so tough now, eheheheh!
My stand, [ T H E W O R L D ], allows me to... shoot space ripper stingy eyes? GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!
At that point how would you even know if you have a stand ability or if it's just your vampire powers?
the incredibly jacked ghost following you around
probably feels different
WHERE DA FUK IS THE MUTHAFUKA AFTER PARTY THREAD