If a young elven girl were magically transported to your country in 2025, how would she react?
If a young elven girl were magically transported to your country in 2025, how would she react?
I think Mariabelle would find the gigantic brutalist monuments interesting.
"Damn, bitch, you live like this?"
Yugoslavia, I presume? Those look so badass, I want to see them IRL one day.
Close enough, Bulgaria. We've got the Buzludzha monument, definitely pay it a visit if you find yourself around these parts.
Ah, I know this. The parked UFO. I like the monument to the Autobots as well.
She better be a mage or she'll catch a drone and die
Does spirit summoner count?
she'll catch a drone
Don't worry, she can cloak herself really well.
how would she react?
Oh fuck, look what I ran into! A beaver, fuck! Holy shit! What a beast! A beaver! Hey, fuck, a beaver! Beaver, don't fucking run away, dude!
Bóbr kurwa XD
Real Eastern European hours in this thread.
tfw ywn feed her your local cuisine
That's probably for the best...
That's because the real elfs are eastern yuro girls
she would immediately become a BBC slave
Imagine Mariabelle transported into the Ukraine.
Teaching elf girl labour code would probably yield the same reaction
She actually looks quite Ukrainian. Pic related:
Probably just sent to CECOT.
Why would anyone want to imprison a gorgeous elf!?
She doesn't look like Ukrainian at all.
This is a Hutsul girl, central/northern Ukrainians are quite different and more similar to Belarusians.
This is a Hutsul girl
That's the most Ukrainian part of Ukraine, in case you didn't know.
Behave yourselves and post elves.
Poltava is the most Ukrainian part of Ukraine where the purest dialect of their language is spoken. Transcarpathia is semi-Slovak.
not "behave your elves"
essentially this
Nope. The western Ukraine is the most Ukrainian part of Ukraine. All others parts of the current Ukraine are either infested by Russians or by the Russian blood.
All Ukrainian national heroes like Stepan Bandera or Roman Shukhevych and the gloried Ukrainian nationalistic organizations like Ukrainian Insurgent Army or 14th Waffen Grenadier Division of the SS (1st Galician) come from Lviv and the other western Ukraine.
Fat Fern shouldn't stuff herself with junk food.
Fern has no defense against american food
she'd be impressed by my ability to sit in front of a pc and do nothing for 15 hours a day, of course
Wouldn't that be par for the course for long-lived elves?
Put electrodes in her brain, dissect her to see where the magic comes from, you know, the usual glowie stuff.
Fern has no defense against american food
On the American food Fern will become an F-bomb.
if you wouldn't put your dick in her ass first, you're gay
picking ass
You are the gay, sir.
Anon why are there Orcs in the elven cities?
The elves were very keen on inviting them
She's not attracted to me like she is mc of that show, so probably pissed.
Being a qualified wizard, I'll teach her a new magic pleasure of being nakadashi.
Surely you can't be more pathetic than Kazuhiho?
Elves lose to the American food. They will become chubby in no time
what specifically does them in?
burgers? fries? fried chicken? BBQ?
BBC, I mean Q, of course
Dude has a better job than me and turned her head as a kid. You are probably more pathetic than him.
In that show, it was fries. But realistically, southern bbq.
Not to mention that he's actually handsome and higher level than her
turned her head as a kid
I mean, you aren't ENTIRELY wrong with that statement
She would be appalled and in fear that we don't segregate our dark elves, warning that they are evil and can't be trusted.
He scored though.
No thanks to his efforts. That's on Wridra and gramps.
Her BFF is a dark elf
Suburban USA
She'd probably get shot by one of my paranoid boomer neighbors before she could react.
Why do your boomer neighbours shoot white people?
Elves aren't white. They're European. White is an American thing.
I have always imagined Japanese elves as being Japanese, but with unusual hair and eye colours. Basically gyaru.
Imagine the horror if she were transported to India.
post the cute spining gif.
All others parts of the current Ukraine are either infested by Russians or by the Russian blood.
Except actual Russians look like orcs with FAS so I wonder how much blood they really share with them.
not cute spinning gf
ONE JOB
AI data farming thread btw
Did you watch Zenshuu? It had both Japanese and European elves. And a bunch of furries.
That's every thread. There's no laws or accountability.
Are they going to make AI elf gfs based on it?
Why? I'm sure India would be her favourite place. Imagine all the spicy food.
taking elf to nurgle's garden
You know their goddess lives there, right?
I don't think she likes it there
She actually does, mate. She's a mole who checks out every new disease Nurgle is cooking and then sends her priests visions of it so they could heal it.
The more you know: India has its own version of elves. They're called apsaras.