What would (you) use it for, Anon Babble?

what would (you) use it for, Anon Babble?

for lulz

Honest answer befriend some rich dude and get him to give me a few million dollars then write whatever the names are of the current world leaders and say they died peacefully at the max time allowed but did their best to make the world a kinder and more just place until then.

As much as I hate a lot of my local politicians I would only go after declared criminals, big ones that are outside the law and fugitives, although I am sure I would end up writing some names of people I hate because the disconnect between not doing the deed myself would ease the burden on my conscience.

Murder on a massive scale

become the law

go after declared

You're on that list, you're doing those localp a favor

I rather keep the killing to people who most obviously deserve it, like a dictator, I find my local PM to be doing things that unwillingly favour crime organizations, also things that are unethical, but the democratic process has allowed this to happen, there was no coup or interference with the voting process, is just that not enough good people are willing to stand up.

I rather try and send the message that bad people are dying, actively bad ones, I wouldn't kill people in Prison.

What's with the uptick of DN threads lately? Did some jewtube eceleb make a video about it?

it's a timeless show

And it would be the dumbest shit ever.

He hit his toe on the couch and died

She put on makeup and died

He tripped, regained balance then died

He got into a fight, won, then died

She got bit by an ant and died

He was struck by a heart attack after winning the lottery

can you print a few million names using small font on deathnote pages?

Would kill the retard that spams garbage death note threads every day.

anyone who's name is famous enough for me to know without actually meeting them would just simply die.
Nothing else.

Nothing because I still want to go to paradise when I kick it.

that freaky spindly fella standing behind you hasn't messed with your sense of religious cosmology?
there's no mention of him in the bible ya know

I would kill e-celebs and streamers by making them commit suicide on stream because I think it would be funny if they kept dying off.

I'm sure God didn't tell us about a lot of things that we don't really need to know.

hot girl #2742

for the next 20 days she will become the sex slave of the first man who tells her the keyword "niggerfaggot", without telling to anyone else about him. Then, for the following 3 days, she will orchestrate her suicide as far as possible from the city where he met that man.

There you go, within the 23 days manipulation limits. Just walk to her as soon as you wrote her name (some basic tiktok detective skills can get you her name without trading for the Eyes), whisper "niggerfaggot hey what's up" and continue the conversation naturally, and she's yours for 3 weeks. Then next month you find another local tiktok whore and repeat.

i feel like by the 30th woman you'd still be in a ted bundy manhunt

Kill every dictator in the world, then any intelligence service in the world starting with the CIA.
After that, i guess id do just like like and becoming worldwide paranormal police force that kills people if i can.
Then i would find someone i can trust in my same mindset, at least 3 so we can take turns while one goes to sleep and the other one does other stuff so we can keep killing people 24/7 until the world starts to fucking chill.
Also, as a precaution, i would have hired a 4th guy in secret who would be technically inmune to the death note to kill the remaining 2 in case one tries to kill the other ones.

Yeah, unless you moved to a different city each time people are going to eventually notice that the one thing these women have in common is that they all interacted with (you) before, even if they didn’t talk about you before offing themselves.
You’d be surprised how many cases get solved based on detectives following seemingly random and insignificant trails of contact and noticing a pattern.

How would you get the names of those working for these intelligence services ?

you'd probably get HIV from all those e-girls though

kill myself with a peaceful painless death

I would use the death note to make the public representatives of woke commit acts of terrorism and then kill themselves. I would continue doing this until woke culture dies.

All of Anon Babble.

What's wrong with e-celebs?

Kill this anon. Testicular cancer after 90 unfulfilled lonely years.

It depends on the e-celeb but I don't have anything against them personally. I just think it would be funny watching people react to a sudden pandemic of all these popular streamers and internet celebrities killing themselves. Could fuck with people even more if I made them say some completely nonsense phrase or do some "ritual" before they ended it so everyone would think they were part of some secret cult or something.

I would have both Trump and Putin tweet "Death Note is real" and die of heart attacks. Then I would never use it again and just enjoy the meltdown

every single non-jewish native person in gaza

Would you make the deal for the eyes tho?

You will have to eliminate ALL of social media to achieve this.

if someone wrote the most cliche african american names one could imagine in there and had actual problems telling black people apart by their face, would it just kill all of them?

Write my own name to ensure I die a peaceful death in my sleep around the age of 105

Well is there a database for you know who? The small hat ones I mean.

Don't most of them change their last names?

The BlackRock family and stuff like that. NASA, social media censorship.
Purge of gay, woke etc movies.
Things of that sort.

I wouldn't use it. I'd probably destroy it because I wouldn't want it to exist.

I'd just kill random celebrities, politicians, youtubers, and other public figures to see what happens in a world where people are afraid to become media figures. I'd just have to be careful to only kill public enough figures that literally anyone could have done it, so I'm untraceable.

Anon Emoose

loses his virginity to the girl of his dreams. After having sex for 7 hours straight, impregnates her with triplets and then dies from dehydration

I think the key is to pick up girls at, like, whatever the modern equivalent of EDM raves is. When you're done with them, you can alternate between suicide, drug overdoses, and drug-induced car accidents and nobody would question it. Those girls are known to be into kinky daddy shit and die regularly. The key is to alternate how long you're keeping them for. If you keep sex slaves for three weeks and then they all die, then that'll look weird. If you sometimes keep them for a day and they randomly die a month later, nobody would question it.

directors names are public, right?
just do the "sends the subordinate names in some private way before killing himself" deathnote thing

I wouldn't, since anyone who possesses death note always ended up dead