You wouldn't elf foot wine, would you??

You wouldn't elf foot wine, would you??

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Elven anus next season.

What anime?

I would anything for one thimble of elf foot wine.

I would elf foot

Space pirate isekai

wine made from elf feet?

are you posting this in every thread?

from

With.
Plus Vamp feet and Angel butt.

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Be careful around elfs.

Elma Jean is not my lover
She's just an elf who claims that I am the one
But the mule is not my son

Around elf, watch yourself.

the only thing better than elf feet are loli elf feet

Throw in a few other species and we'll talk.

More like throw out

Is girls making wine with their feet a popular fetish in Japan? Do they even drink wine?

DRAGON FOOT WINE

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This was a decent show
I'm not super into isekai garbage and don't care much for haremslop, but this was nice and cosy
I wish it had spent more time on actual farming mechanics, but the whole point is that he was using cheatcodes anyway

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I'd rather elf foot sweat.

It's breeding time now.

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He kinda has to since the trees are supertrees that normally can't be cut by conventional means and the soil isn't good for farming either unless it's tilled with his super tool(then any regular joe can farm on it)

Light elves > dark elves

Please do not leave children unattended.

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Is that sentencing?

What is the point of having a big ass tree in the middle of your plot?

It's a cool gathering spot.
Also the giant maneating death demon spider(domesticated and provides silk) lives there.

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Low-tech places here really did stomp their grapes, so it makes sense that other worlds would too, at least at festivals.

here

where

Hitman taught me that it's a pretty outdated practice and was rarely done since screw presses are one of the simpler things to invent and a hell of a lot faster and efficient.

Looks neat

Real answer: trees provide accommodation to the birds that hunt down the pests killing your crops. That's why it's done IRL.

What do think came first wine or screws.

You can hide a bunch of money, a heartfelt letter, and a plan to meet with your best bro in Mexico to start a hotel/fishing tour company with.

A cloth sack and a rock. More than likely just let the grapes ferment whole then squeezed/hammered the bag.

You're dead wrong. Ancient Greeks, who invented wine for all practical purposes, used feet. And they had special stomping songs to help the workers stomp in rhythm.

YES SIR MISTER MAO-AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE I'M STARVING AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Wrong
First thing that happened was some gigachad decided to make a bunch of hot sluts stomp grapes for the fun of it. Then he drank the juice and thought, "hey, that's pretty tasty" but he was talking about the foot flavor more than the grape

Laughing at what happened seventy years ago in a country that has now surpassed your own by every conceivable metric is not a good look for you.

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What meterics lol

Gay reeks kept dying in their youth of dysentery caused by reekland's dogshit water, so they invented wine to disinfect their water with alcohol. That was the primary function, they never drank pure water unless pressed by the circumstances.

IQ for one. I thought this was particularly relevant in your case.

What would they think of the foot wine?

Of course not, that's disgusting.

Now if they crushed the grapes with their bare asses, on the other hand...

feet are disgusting

shit isn't

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asses don't normally have shit all over them unless you're american

Peristaltic movement means there's always a little amount of shit in your butt, and being an impoverished yuro means there's always America living in your head rent-free.