Most of you wouldn't make it if you were in Subaru's shoes...

my response would be to seek out the authorities and let them handle that

anon don't tell me you seriously think the authorities would actually manage to do jackshit, the witch cult is notoriously slippery and telling knights that you've been attacked won't lead to their capture

The entire plot is Subaru just fumbling around until he landed on the authorities

The Authorities™ include Reinhard, anon.

then how come reinhard hasn't stopped a single sin archbishop by himself (except regulus, which required an entirely coordinated effort from a competent strategist like subaru, something you likely wouldn't be able to orchestrate yourself let alone survive)

I simply hate him for his ugliness, this motherfucker makes ugly bastards look like magnificent men, his face was engineered by a thousand anatomy scholars to be as annoying and punchable as possible.

He is too busy killing old women

Honestly, why would you even want to be involved in that?
You are not the main character. Do not attack unless attacked first.

This is what's frustrating about Subaru. He always try to be the hero instead of being the support that he was most suited to.

Seeing how he lives a long, happy life if he ditches the half-elf cocktease. I wouldn't be dying over and over again if I did the same.

Downie

To be completely honest, I would never make it out of Round 2. I don't understand what happen at the manor, and I don't get how Subaru figured out the puppy was the culprit.
Frankly, my request would be for as much money as I could carry, and I would fuck off at the first opportunity. Emilia might be cute, but being around her tends to make me die, so clearly I need to get as far away from her as possible.

I would trick emilia into having sex cause shes a fucking retard.

if i was in his shoes i would just ditch that reatrd elf camp and fuck off to the mountains with Rem where i would mate press her 24/7 until she got pregnant

GODzuma goes through the same shit and never gets mindbroken

almost all of KEKzumas deaths are instantaneous though, he's never had to get disemboweled and slowly bleed out while surrounded with the corpses of his friends

Heart attack, then mocked by all his loved ones for dying so pathetically

Eaten alive and digested slowly by the hydra

Decapitated in front of all his friends by the Winter Shogun (we know he was still aware when his head was rolling around on the ground)

Strangled to death by a magic item

Dissolved by Hans (it was fast but he was in visible agony the whole time)

Beaten to death by kobolds

Yeah he also had some quick deaths like falling out of a tree and breaking his neck or getting oneshot by Explosion (while he was being molested btw), but most of his deaths have been pretty bad. And that's just in the anime, he dies a bunch more times in the LN and spin-offs

Okabe is a gazillion times better character

Sex with Petra and stuff

Did he ever become not an annoying faggot? I dropped it sometime during season 2 because I just got fatigue

Kazuma is a gag character, his trauma isn't taking seriously in universe, opposed to Subaru crying and moaning every time he stubs his toe or something

He stops being annoying and becomes a sexy faggot instead

Interesting. I'll cautiously monitor

But anon, people aren't saying he's weak, they're saying he's retarded. The issue is intelligence, not toughness

I really don't get why this guy annoys me as much as he does. I have only seen half of the first ep and still want to slap him every time I see a picture of the fag.

Emilia would be so much better if she was a loli, half of her character flaws would be justified that way
Dumb? She is a child, children are allowed to be dumb
Naive? She is a child, children are allowed to be naive
Doesn't understand what love is AFTER 9 FUCKING ARCS? She is a child, children are retarded
But no. Regular Emilia is a retard and Smolmilia is a brat, so fucking disappointing, man...

You are literally immortal and can gather infinite information by repeating the same day countless times. Get used to the pain already and get over it.

Get used to the pain already and get over it.

To some degree sure, but not to the extent you can deal with painfull deaths on the regular with no real consequences.

implying he had any choice

Cope. If he get to choose he will pussy out anyway

During his second ever loop, he tried to avoid that and still got cornered by the three stooges because his clothing seemed exotic and his hair colour is rare. He got killed by them regardless. He'd need to be constantly around an authority figure because there's probably many people outside the three who are interested in acquiring him. Only until he miraculously gets the money to change clothes can he be left alone.
And then there is the fact that the clown chases him down with his book of wisdom. It'll be a challenge to avoid the fate written in that magical book, especially when this version of Subaru may never know of its existence. He'll be stuck to Roswaal regardless.

But I'm not in his shoes, therefore I can mock him as I please.

Marry Rem

Live a comfy life with my family in the countryside, out of harm's way

It's that easy.

I mean, technically in the novels, he does sorta get more used to the pain. But as a result, his sanity dwindles over time. Plus, we do get a contrast with another character who is very much used to the pain, and let's just say he's mentally fucked in the head

Because he's fucking busy doing other shit, and Subaru and co refuse to get him involved because it makes them look bad if they constantly have to rely on a different candidate's knight to deal with things. I, on the other hand, do not give a shit about Emilia if it comes at the cost of not having "Throw Reinhax at it" in my deck of dealing with the shit killing me cards.

also having protection from the manor lord who clearly wanted me to marry one of his courtiers, the witch was out of subaru's hand

Adelheid...

Also Adelheid...

felt thought a cellphone was worth 50 gold coins just for its camera function, same price as emilia's royal fucking insignia, even implied that the phone is probably worth more

If they knew all of a cellphones functions would it be a priceless treasure without compare?

50

my mistake i fucked up, she said 20. oopsie daisy

I would fare much better because I'm not a badly written idiot. Even on the very first scene he goes "WHOAAA THIS IS LIKE A FANTASY ISEKAI RPG AND SHIT JUST LIKE MY VIDEOGAMES"
A lot of the retarded shit he does starts with this mindset, but from his point of view everything would look hyper realistic and it would be quite jarring until you understand what's really going on

depressed teenager treated his isekai like a game until he got kicked in the teeth

anon thinks this makes him badly written

That's literally how 99% of teenagers would react to getting isekaied with all the power fantasy self insert slop out there.