One Piece

I am in love and would have children with Saint Figarland Garling.

I'd fuck her right in the Vegapussy

how does he have sex with that

Imu-sei...

We know S-Snake

...is actually a man because Joyboy's arch-nemesis being a woman makes no sense...

...except in Oda's headcanon.

Life finds a way

lasts a second

Was this REALLY necessary?

I am in love with Saint Jaygarcia Saturn.

...in my headcanon, but when you actually think about it the antithesis of joy being a woman makes a lot of sense given I'm one and I'm trying to ruin everyone's joy right now.

Yup, and Kuma deserves it for being a fag and not marrying Ginny

I can't marry Ginny, I'll put her and our futurechildren in danger, I have to let my filthy Bucc seed go extinct...

Hey Ginny let's go fight a war against the World Government with the Revolutionary Army!

Dumb.

I like the purple one, she's cute

how else do you easily write force angst in 2-3 chapters? it's just cheap writing

How come CDs range so hard from absolute monsters to weird freaks? Their population has to be really small, so it means CDs are disproportionately stronger than other peoples.

The Donquixote family definitely won out when it comes to genetics. Good looking AND strong.

god i want to PLAP mrs donquixote

Ever heard of cave diving?

CDs probably all have god-tier genetics but very few of them ever get off their asses to live up to their potential.

You just know she killed a lot of natives at the last hunt. Probably ate a few after.

hot

I can see his balls

Hancock was a CDs sex slave

Hiyori is a prostitute

Pudding was raped by BB pirates

Ginny, Viola, Robin, Gild Tesoro's wife, etc.

There are so many canon ntr/rape in OP it's disturbing

missing the OG

nami getting bukkaked by fish

Hiyori is a prostitute

She did it for fun.

Bvllsopp winning with his virgin tradwife

wtf bros how did Joyboy lose despite being so overpowered?

Shanks level haki and awakened Nika fruit

support from kingdom of alabasta, wano and fishmen

support from zunesha, ancient kingdom and Lunarians

had all 3 ancient weapons

Something doesn't add up...Imucel is also pathetically weak with no confirmed conquerors haki either so it can't be him who beat Joyboy.

Imu was simply stronger.

Same with Nami. You can't tell me Nami hasn't fucked for coin before. Some women do it for the love of the game

Then why did that bitch twerk upon feeling Joyboy's haki? No top-tier character in One Piece acts like that.

Imu's womb trembled upon feeling her former lover's haki, please understand.

The trauma of being raped daily by Arlong and his men turned Nami away from men entirely. That's why she goes only after women and children.

Nami only fucks Luffy

Hancock is going to marry Luffy by EoS and have 30 kids with him btw, Nami will end up a husbandless hag.

Lies, I don't care what those filthy insects do on the surface but there has never been a single rape in Marejois, all sex acts are between lawfully wedded couples for the purpose of recreation

not with that outfit

Possibly the most underrated character and storyline in the entire manga

Hancock is infertile and CDs pet
Luffy belongs to Nami and then will have 40 children

This but the other way around.

I'm going to guess the handsome ones have a family history of being Holy Knights and are more physically active

She only wears that to seduce Luffy

Hancock's 111cm milk tanks > Nami's mosquito bites
We all know Luffy loves bigger "meat"

But has an extensive history and large bodycount.

Nami will marry Hancock and they will have 30 babies, each

Damn

Kekflamingo was rejected from the Holy Knights though.

But why? I thought he was strong...

Nami will be able to buy him more meat with the well managed funds of the Strawhats, checkmate.

Nami's meat are more testy and good for health
Hancock's meat is rotten with disease

Despite be a ex-tenrybuito Dofy mom was cute.

"I will NEVER lose again."

loses again literally a little while later

What did he mean by this?

Imu is overpowered. He carries a bunch of bums with his immortality gift.

You just don't get it.

Has Zoro lost more times than Sanji?

Who cares? Doflamingo is not a WG D.rider to even want that.
He forced them to make him a Shichi and knowd that the tenrybuitos days as the world rulers are almost over.

Doflamingo wants his status as a World Noble back though.

Bodycount -

Nika

Luffy

Shota Luffy

Gear 4 snakeman

Gear 4 boundman

Gear 4 tankman

Gear 3 Luffy

Gear 2 Luffy

Giant Nika

He is strong... Or you expect every HK have conqueror like him?
At best perhaps all/almost all will have awakened DF. Something that Dofy also has.

Hostages. Oda can't write his boys from Oden to Shanks and Garp take an L without a hostage being involved.

Every HK has stronger haki than him.

He wanted it.
In this point he seems enjoy more see the tenrybuitos suffering.
For this he will join Cross Guild.

You just know shes the source of Doffys evil nature

That is likely YOUR FAN THEORY because Like Others you are taking these guys too seriously and consider the rest of characters trash.

Elite kingly genes pushing through a lot incest disgenics.

It's canon. Doffy was fodder who could only use basic haki.

Basic haki and was conqueror.
ODA WILL DISAPPOINT YOU if you are another of those fans who think that every HK is admiral level.
Open your eyes man. That is impossible.

Imu is Joyboy's son

All of the HKs have Conquerors at a higher level due to being celestial dragons and stronger than Doflamingo.

Doflamingo would be a HK if he stayed and there is literally no indication they have CoC

A Celestial Dragon renouncing his title really feels like an unexplored plot point

Would Dragon have protected or attacked him? Would Garp?

Do the other Celestial Dragons tell horror stories about being on the surface world without an escort?

Does he have to pay taxes to the Celestial Dragons?

How much would he be worth at the Human Auction house?

He is too weak to be a Holy Knight.

literally all he needs is someone to tell him about acoc and he's boosted to beyond the level of yonko commanders

He is at the exact level required to be a HK

Too bad Homing wasn't half as strong as a Holy Knight, then he could have lived safely in the North Blue and protected his family, maybe even earn some respect from his neighbours

they didn't exist then (laughs)

All of the HKs have Conquerors at a higher level due to being celestial dragons and stronger than Doflamingo.

Continue dreaming man.
The Gorosei are Imu right hand. Of course that all have haki. While in the knights likely only Shamrock will have it.

Anyway. You will be the one disappointed to have such crazy dreams. Like if you hate all OP stupid agendas but decided copy those who adore them in this people.

Of course not.
He thinks that like the Gorosei they will have it. But that is unlikely. Oda will not give now conqueror to 10 randoms too.
With Garling and Shamrock at least it makes sense. They are these Knights leaders. One was even promoted to Gorosei.

I'm guessing that eventually, we'll meet a Celestial Dragon who successfully left that life behind and managed to live among the commoners without getting himself killed like Doflamingo's dad.

He is fodder that would get one shot by any of them.

Probably..
Only Shamrock will have conqueror in that group.
This HK fan will be disappointed when Oda shows him that his wild fantasies are not possible.

Reminder that there are Hancock's rapebabies somewhere on Mary Geoise

He thinks that like the Gorosei they will have it. But that is unlikely. Oda will not give now conqueror to 10 randoms too.

With Garling and Shamrock at least it makes sense. They are these Knights leaders. One was even promoted to Gorosei.

I agree

He would be low YC level even with ACoC.

Yeah, like i said, with acoc would be above all

Oda gave CoC to bums like shidd and don chinjao, at this point in the series you can expect everyone to have it.

No? Zoro and Sanji would fodderise him, Jimbei probably too.

Current Zoro? Sure.
Sanji? Jimbe? You are delusional

You think Sanji could awaken to Conqueror's Haki? Or does he lack the raw charisma?

Is Linlin's durability haki based? Why else would her toughness drop when extremely distressed?

there are actually some retards who believe every HK is admiral/yonko level

there are also other retards who think all of them will have CoC/ACoC

lmao this isn't Bleach you imbeciles where all of a sudden Oda is just going to give everyone bullshit conquerors haki
Sommers getting blitzed by Gaban didn't clue you in huh? only shamrock and maybe like one other HK will be top-tiers
Gunko, Sommers and Killingham are fodder tier kek

If it didn't happen by now it will never happen.
Zoro got his CoC teased since Punk Hazard.

Sanji will get something stronger called spirit power

Zoro doesn't have COC

And it was Roger who saw Imus Mysterious treasure, Stole Joyboys hat from a vault, ran away to 'turn the world upside down', taking his mothers Maiden name but couldn't abandon his roots entirely and came to defend the CDs from Rocks

When she is fine it's a combination of her iron skin and Haki.

Why else would her toughness drop when extremely distressed?

Did you not watch Dragon Ball Z?

Ginny was already a Christmas Cake when...it happened.

Doflamingo was beat by Gear 4 Luffy without advanced Haki, all of Luffy's YCs are well above that level now.

'mother'

Gaban is low Admiral level and will lose to Sommers anyways, ropposchizo.

Well honestly the fucked up part is that we've seen that it is impossible for Celestial Dragon to successfully repent. Homing gave it all up and went to live with the poor people and they fucking lynched him. Mjosgard tried to use his power for good and the Holy Knights had him executed. The CDs are locked in to being evil.

When will OP readers get around the concept of powercreep and how it is displayed in the series?
It's not about feats, it's about perception.

Zoro used ACoC against Kaku.

Zoro used Oden's haki

Gaban is [headcanon]

blud doesn't realize that Sommers lost to someone weaker than Elbaph Zoro
Just accept it anon, Sommers is fodder who would lose to Robin without regen.

Powercreep is a very real fact in any shonen.

Great Dragon Shock is a CoC attack

Luffy's still too inexperienced and lacks sufficient command over his powers. His defeat of Kaido was ultimately still a team effort, and there was still a solid ten minutes during which he was out of commission. He's still probably the second-weakest out of all Emperors, past and present, after Buggy. He's still not yet at a level where he can take another Emperor 1v1 without rest or collaborating with others.

CDs kidnapping 40 years old women is unrealistic

Just never tell the goyim you were a CD

zorobros...

solid ten minutes

Felt like an eternity.

He didn't have Enma in ennies lobby.

Loro would have been cut in 2 had he taken the attack Gaban used on Sommers. There is a massive difference between an attack that has it's strength being held back to serve as a test and an attack by someone who is bloodlusted and likely amped by the Power of Love.

If Kuma actually didn't lay with Ginny in the 12 years they were living together, that particular tragedy is entirely on him.

Oden's haki

No.

This just prove Zoro has Haki
That means his COC is Oden's haki

Was Whitebeard's haki actually weaker than Luffy's? If he wanted to save Ace, why didn't he exert his will over the executioners?

Elbaph Zoro is Yonko level blud, ain't no way he gets sliced in 2 like Sommers did from Gaban. Not even Kaido can do that to current Zoro.

Hello I haven't won a single fight since the timeskip.

He didn't had Enma in Punk Hazard

Reminder that Ginny loves her true husband Kuma and NOT the evil rapist CD who kidnapped her!

Sengoku the slave trader would just block it somehow.

YOU'RE SAYING GINNY IS GETTING RAPED RIGHT NOW?!
WAHOOOO

The cancer anon, he literally almost collapsed when he tried

Enma exudes its wielder's ryuo(haki) on its own

Conqueror's is haki all the same.

Yonkeks are just that weak! Sad but true!

Kekdo is weak fodder who couldn't kill a single person during Wano and would get one shot by any admiral. Gaban would also one shot him.

The post that broke the zolospics

I am stronger than Roronoa Zoro.

He had giga aids preventing him from channeling his haki.

Irrefutable

Hello Lucci

Kaido killed Guernica, the strongest CP0 member in history

Lucci is the strongest CP0 agent you retard
Guernica is weaker than Izou who is YC4

If it is Garling, I hope we get a flashback of their time together. Ginny deserves one more chapter

Lucci is [HEADCANON]

Done.

*Spandam is the strongest CP0 agent

But is it still fertile though?

Guernica was literally the spokesperson and respected by the Gorosei

Guernica has no awakened devil fruit. He went extreme diff with a half-dead Izou.
Lucci literally boxed with G5 Luffy for a few minutes, no way Guernica can handle that.

muh devil fruit

Haki is king, you lost to yourself

he actually thinks Guernica has superior haki and other stats than an awakened Rob Lucci who gave even Zoro trouble

lol
lmao even

gave even Zoro trouble

top zozzle

One piece should be banned. It’s anti capitalist propaganda. Look at how they depict the elite. Disgusting.

Sanji has the Power of Love, which is stronger.

Zoro with odens haki*

What would happen if Luffy ate a Rumble Ball?

Nothing, he is already awakened.

Even I'm not a capitalist. I'm a monarchist and I can't stand what Oda says about rulers. Blatant lies that he sells to children.

Capitalists want small government and decentralization.
It's the communists that want world government and centralization.

I hope you're just shitposting and the joke is that you're merely pretending to be retarded.

Doesn't the Rumble Ball do all sorts of weird shit?

Oh, you're here. What lies? I'd genuinely love to know.

She was captured right after her battle was won. She was an active leader of a terrorist organization whose luck ran out, and she suffered the consequences. I don't get why anyone feels bad for that whore. She got off lightly, you ask me. Garling made a queen of her, rather than one of his whores.

Capitalists want plutocracy.

I am in love with Saint Nerona Imu.

One Piece is a libertarian manga, and you can own and trade things without being a capitaligger.

Yeah, look at people like Neptune or Cobra. No king has ever been this nice.

Lili...

So in the final war, we ARE getting a moment where Bonney age regresses Raleigh and Gaban to their prime and they kick ass, right?

You never read the manga, retard.
One Piece is a weird monarcho-communist manga, take your literal fantasy somewhere else.

You're a victim of your own headcanon, /opg/.

So what's gonna end up happening to the Seraphim? I'm waiting for the inevitable joke where Hancock sees S-Snake and goes "I-I-I-IS THAT OUR DAUGHTER?"

Imu is not a saint. Saints are called saints because they serve God, aka Imu

What was Blackbeard gonna do with Hancock's fruit?

I think by the end of the series they'll be freed from the being controlled and will get to enjoy their childhood.

They will help repopulate the Lunarians

Oda hadn't figured out how strong he wanted conqueror's haki to be yet.
At the time, it was just supposed to KO fodder, not actually be usable against real opponents.

Wait...
Does Hancock know where babies come from?

Sure she does. She's a Kuja pirate.

Remember my words niggers.
Shalria will try to defend someone at some point, and some hk will try to kill her. She is not that evil, she is just some naive cocky brat with money and that's it.
The escene will be like when koby tried to stop the execution of luffy, then someone will stop it.

Imu literally has the title of saint in the manga, retard.

I would sacrifice my life to protect the CDs.

You're right, everything was in favor of Joyboy winning, but...
It was stated that Joyboy's gang did an insanely massive fuckup, the most perfect storm to have ever perfected.
Joyboy's crew managed to fumble in such a way, it was inconceivable. Joyboy probably needed to sacrifice himself, just to unfuck a portion of the mistake.
As for how it happened, that's a mystery.

Yes, she intimately familiar from her time as a CD onahole.

But wasn't Joyboy stronger than Imu?

couldn't defeat Imu despite jumping them

No.

Yes, undoubtedly.
But something happened that made the entire thing fail.

He's a liar and a rat and a murderer.

Stop calling Imu by her deadtitle

her

True.

Not when she's in love-love mode. Her IQ drops around 100 points whenever Luffy's nearby. She'll see S-Snake's wings and thought "Well of COURSE she's an angel, she's the child of Luffy and myself!"

Luffy is an idiot who knows nothing about most topics

Whenever he needs to name a new technique, he suddenly knows the names of all sorts of obscure animals and firearms

Luffy wants a world where people don't have to worry about being hungry, no matter what. Something that'll make every capitalist scream gommunism.

Why does the WG offer admiral protection to the random inbred fodder celestial dragons? What purpose do they serve?
Surely the admirals being the strongest WG assets could serve a more important purpose then destroy a random island where an invred celestial dragon was insulted

He is stronger than Sommers and Gunko, give him immortality and he is even above that

NTA but what makes you so sure of that?

...in ablity to job.

It's merly to keep up the farce of the CDs being collective rulers and the kings/queens having a voice, so people don't figure out about the holy knights, and also that Imu is the sole ruler of the world.

Ropposchizo is mentally ill.

Without immortality Gunko would have died to Usopp and Somemrs would have lsot to Robin

Ulti and Who's Who would beat Gunko and Sommers, Jack is Killingham level

Without immortality [HEADCANON]

Done.

Without Kaido's durability, he would've died to Beginning of Wano Luffy
Without their logia fruits, Kuzan would've died to Robin
What is your point, anon? Also Gunko allowed Ussop to hit her, she didn't care about getting damaged at all because she knows it would do jackshit.

One Piece is leftist and anti-authoritarian. Not necessarily anti-monarchist, though, because it really idolizes good kings.

This would put them all well above Luffy.

no argument

How would Gunko survive getting blown apart without it? You could argue thats he would have dodged it but Doffy wouldnt even need to do that

Who's Who I could see being trouble but why Ulti? Ulti only has good durability but thats it.

Haki.

She would just have normal durability and tank it, anon.
Just like every other character who got hit by Ussop's attacks.

Those are their own abilities, immortality is granted to the HK by Imu, why are yuou such a subhuman disingenous spic vermin?
The argument was that Doffy was too weak to be a HK when he clearly wasnt, he would be given the same immortality, this general has to have an average IQ of 70 amazing how subhuman you inbred shitskins are

Who's Who gets negged like the fodderhats.

Her normal durability is the one that got blown up by Usopp you retarded nigger

more projection from the doffyspic

What difference does it make if its from Imu or from a devil fruit? Kuzan's power isn't his own because it came from the Chilly-Chilly fruit then.
Also I wasn't arguing about Doffy at all that was some other anon.

Her normal durability would be her tanking it without so much as a mark, since she'd have used haki.

‘member when people though Aramaki would be a good guy admiral like Issho and that he was going to make Wano a fertile land again?

I will now remind you that Roger died to hakiless fodder and Whitebeard and Oden died to ordinary guns.

If you weren;t arguing that then why get yourself involved in the topic with a retarded statement like that?
Kuzans ability is his own, those granted immortality by Imu aren't using their own powers and it can be taken away from them thus killing them.

He feels like a good guy to me.

How do you know she didnt use haki?

None of them would die from having their powers taken away because they aren't being kept alive by Imu suspending their aging like Saturn.

Roger was dying and “sacrificed” himself to ensure Joyboy’s prophecy was fulfilled.

Because she was blown up. Now reread Egghead instead off continuing with this retarded argument.

In line with what we already knew about them, but yea, quick way to make Kuma's sacrificial nature that more 'sad'.

What if all the damage they recovered from while having immortality would return to them if the immortality would get taken away?
If all HK have immortality given to them by Imu how come Garling aged? I thought not againg came naturally with the immortality, is Oda a hack and that was retconned so everyone can have immortality now?

yeah, that's all the backstory is. "how can i pile as much 'sad' in as possible as easy as possible"

If all HK have immortality given to them by Imu how come Garling aged?

Because only the Gorosei get agelessness, the Holy Knights just get regen. Fuck off you illiterate turd worlder.

Oda is just a hack, Garling was a hk in the godvalley flashback, but he aged anyway.

Because only the Gorosei get agelessness

Sound like your headcanon to excuse Odas retcons, back to worstgen you subhuman nigger dicksucking mutt.

I don't hate Garling's colors here.

All the sametranny btw.

a daily reminder that Shanks is the strongest character in this manga who has never disgraced himself.

a daily reminder that Shanks is the strongest character in this manga who has never disgraced himself.

How did Fisher Tiger solo Mariejois?

He did not, what he did was strike while the CDs were away on a native genocide competion so there wouldn't be anyone to stop him.

He was a slave too lol, he was just lucky

Spoilers are out. End of the chapter is a crazy cliff hanger. No I will not spoon feed you and yes the spoilers were already posted in one of the threads and are legit.

Spoilers just came to me in a dream.

Did you spread your cheeks for them like you normally do when something is cumming?

Not interested in your gay erp.

Hancock knows sex exists, but that doesn't prove that she knows the link between sex and reproduction.

HKs are Holdem tier.

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So charloss is the father of booney then, thanks.

I can't believe Ginny raped shota Charloss...

I’m interested in your gay erp.

Mihawksissy...

This tells us literally nothing. He might as well have not tweeted anything out.

Colon taken hostage by Gunko. Lightning shows up and destroys several dream monsters and Loki has a giant flaming form with a third eye on his head big enough to hold the Elbaf sword. Sai shows up at the end with some sihilloutes and we see Elbaf smoking. He's holding a poster of Luffy or something.

why does garling’s color scheme resemble the USA?

Nah. Ginny is still alive.

It wasnt even a kidnapping. There was a skirmish after Gonny finished her war,, and she lost.

just watching the newest episode
i've been saying this for a while, but mary geoise/the nobles/CDs/scary shadow guy/cp9 and 0 all need to be murdered horrifically. they know what they did.

Soon.

Sadly Oda will limit it to some in prison(HK&other WG fighters) and others in misery(fodder CD).
At best only expect Imu&Gorosei deads.

If they made this "game" since the Void Century end more than 200 islands were destroyed in such terrible way.

Sex with Tall Augur

Nami gets flustered by seeing a kiss, she's just larping as a slut

leave Gunko alone you savage

WTF... 3,40?
Augur is almost 2 times taller than Ussop.