Why are there so many birthdays in gup
Girls und Panzer/GuP/Garupan
First of all, Shizuka does NOT belong there
and to answer your question, to celebrate the birthday of a guppie almost every day of the year maybe.
Is Bauer's (pink haired KMM girl from Ribbon Warrior) May 10th? her borthday isn't mentioned here
Why are there so many birthdays in gup
in makes the universe feel more fleshed out
how did i manage to make two awful typos in such a short post? for fuck's sake
Someone please explain the birthday paradox to me and why it doesn't apply here.
?
It doesnt apply here because they're not real, creators are just retarded and gave everyone a unique birthday
It should have been her turn.
Anyone who isn't included in the calendar don't have a confirmed birthday yet.
In fact, Shizuka and Rin aren't included in the base calendar and gup team doesn't acknowledge their birthdays.(pic is just an edit that added then with the blue text)
Why isn't Caesar's birthday either July 12 or March 15?
Borthday
Momo sexo
muh wife
She's very cute
Couch Potato
I want to cuddle with her
Getting banned for telling the Turk to fuck off
Kys jannies
Anzio, if it was good
Wanita braps...
DONT SAY STUFF LIKE THAT
!!!
You think the nordic cuck will spam again?
No, its just disgusting and erika would kill you for saying that.
I wish she would kill me with her thighs.
Sniff sniff snfiff
Anon Babble general is active during the American night/European morning window
Anon Babble general 1 is dead and Anon Babble general 2 is awfully slow
Is it because people will browse Anon Babble at work/school, but not Anon Babble?
Or it's because white people aren't as degenrate
I will never post in Anon Babble
Holy based
Dumb brat
Still for buttstuff though
normal thread for once
oh, great!
eat shit
This thread could use more pink.
triggered instantly
oh how sad
pathetic even
normal
Pink is the best.
hors?
Pink?
hors good
Uggo
I want to smell this hors
Please dont smell hors Wanita.
What does India think of gup?
i hope they dislike it so they never try to ruin it
it's already ruined
I want her to ruin me
But I want it, I bet she would do cute noises.
Vanilla sex would ruin you?
Yes
the second best crusader
THE best*
I want her to pamper me
sorry you cant beat the best one
*beats the "best" one*
Nino was shit tho
Miku for me.
Hippu > Bainira > Peachy > cranbs
replace cranberry with peach
idk the cranberry hate she is cute and cool
peach is a ugly fatso
Hey I don't hate her, just my least favorite. She is still very sexo.
More like Niku lol
Shut up luffy
These crusaders STINK
I don't say this a lot, but God, imagine the smell...
Fumikane updated his Fantia. He increased the resolution of the initial arisu anal and her touching her bean
And thats a...?
problem. Hose down your bakas.
Nyo.
This is terrible.
Canon little slut
Miho Jumpscare
My penis looks like that
Interesting
M-miho
Why would she do that?
She hates Mr. Bean maybe.
So you're telling me that Miho destroyed her boko because of her hatred towards Mr. Bean?
That's what THEY want you to believe. It's not boko its mr bean's teddy.
Would Mika make a good findom?
Nope, her voice is too soothing
I meant teasing part and such.
I feel like she would just take your money and leave without a word.
normal thread
thread
Stop the slander, anyway, I still find her voice too sex and wouldn't work with me.
Does she have puss puss?
She's got the right hole.
Nino MIERDA
Like Wani, cloaca.
MYEH
GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!
the creature
Why is she like that?
Is it possible for someone to wiggle like that?
Like what exactly
So wiggly and chaosque
Nyarlathotep takes in many forms of insanity and chaos. This outer god in particular took the form of a cute high school girl doing the wiggle because of reasons beyond our comprehension
Rum is ugle
Birthday anon...
Today is May 21st, the birthday Momo's mom.
Happy birthday to Mrs. Kawashima.
Next birthday girl is Nekonya for tomorrow(22nd).
Baby factory.
literal who
Best hag
momo's family is an example why the lower income group shouldn't have uncontrolled sex.
Still grinds my gears that no name zero contributions like this woman got a day yet there are plenty more relevant senshado athletes who never even got in the calendar.
Are there no riots in japan over this?
The birthday problem/paradox only applies to a randomly selected sample of real people, not a set of fictional characters whose birthdays were deliberately chosen by a small group of creators. Every guppy having their own birthday means the marketing team can give more focus to each girl.
There's nothing left for Banira to ruin
It's funny because there were minor controversies in nibbon about Fumi drawing witch anus. There were even random anons upsetti about it in the uicchi threads. Maybe GuP truly is dead, the ossans in Japan don't give a shit about Arisu anus either way.
Is she taken?
who?
It's funny because there were minor controversies in nibbon about Fumi drawing witch anus.
Like what?
I remember the faggot janitors that are probably witch yurishitters kept deleting and banning catbox link posts to fumikane's witch porn.
Every guppy having their own birthday means the marketing team can give more focus to each girl.
Yeah this, I really don't get the bitching, getting some art for guppies for a whole day is a good thing.
There was talk in the threads some time ago. The impression I got was that there were some waves in the nibbon communities that lewding the witches was disrespectful towards the veterans or something, which is hilarious in this context for self evident reasons. And there are some uicchi posters who are really adamant on how you're not a real fan if you want to see Fumi draw witch porn because what I assume are some waifufag purity standards. In any case, it's behavior that you don't really see with GuP.
faggot janitors that are probably witch yurishitters kept deleting
The janny that lurks the uicchi threads most definitely isn't doing that because he's a secret uicchi yurifag lmao, that pathology goes way deeper.
ANIMATED OLD WOMEN
I cleaned up some tissues and trash in my room today
you dont throw them away instantly after using them?
maybe 1 day max
Did you wash yourself this year
That depends, sometimes i leave them on the ground for like a week, and i don't clean up after i cum on the floor. I have this stop behind my bed that i started like in december, where i spit out my phlegma and throw away tissues.
i washed myself today
rude!
what the fuck
Last Saturday.
good work
Thanks.
I love waking up to another day of posting erotic JKs on the gup thread.
From what volume was that one?
Oh it's pedo gens time again huh
17
Monza sexo
It's old gen.
smell the fuck
Alice is 20 and in university. I don't post ai.
So?
This
fat cat
I will NOT read the Small Military 1+2
You WILL
Do it for Emi-chan!
Alice may be an adult but she is such a brat.
Alice is 12.
12 yos don't get their butts stuffed.
12/10
Thanks, anon. And agreed.
that Riko emerging from the pool
so, pepperoni then arisa now vanilla? moving on as if nothing?
this is bad comedy
Shinobu too
You forgot shinobu and andou, he's a slut and we should beat him
Kay a cute
Maybe even the cutest
Hags
Theyre the best
filename
Really?
Apparently, its in the manga, which I haven't kept up with in a while
Obraz samefagging to say he looks like a girl, how cute...
Some should just touch him and make him feel like a girl
he’s still stuck up on JoJo
Funny
He looks more like Jajka
Why is Mabolin like this
Shiho just received a picture
I understand tho
JoJo is very embarrassing, almost as bad as Railgun
Imoutos are for ME
It’s just your typical shonnen slop with flying colors tho
We can agree that isekai is shit thoever right?
Konosuba Re:zero and girls und panzer are good i think
Those are fair I'll give you that
I’m talking more about that vending machine one as an example when it just turns to complete slop
this kills the zoomer apparently
I dont understand why they are doing those desu, cant you just make a fantasy anime, why add the isekai part?
Girls und Panzer is isekai if you think about it.
For me it's Fist of the North Star
youtube.com
I think its because most zoomers are so underweight and developed that they can't ever reach the build of Jotaro or Dio. I'd be mad too desu that I can't ever look like that in my lifetime
I like some even if they are trashy, just hate edgy stuff.
I thought i was a jojo fan zoomer, why tf its killing me now
Zoomer series
Its native isekai, or whatever dumb lingo anons are using these days
This but unironically
Literally wish fulfillment
I think he's cool and not afraid of anybody.
omg he said le funny zoomie line!
Its the meme line that every zoomer is using on their TikTok wow
I look like this but i have less hair and my hair are grey and I'm shorter and thinner
Yep he's cool like that.
I just think zoomers should be used in senshadou target practice
I look like this
You trash Isekai but you all would kill to be isekai'd in the GuP world.
Impressive, very nice.
He kinda looks like moot if you think about it.
Girls und panzer is a zoomer series if you think about it
Well yea niggas are posting anchovy aryan edits on tiktok...
GuP was 20 years ago
The Zoomer call came from inside the series all along.
Gup attracts zoomers mostly through epik nazi tiktok edits, but they mostly vanish when they realize the series is nothing like that
If you're a zoomie that's unironically into gup you just have brain problems
I was going to say this
but they mostly vanish when they realize the series is nothing like that
No they do not lol
I-I can't be a zoomer I hate fucking zoomers
Gup fans outside of /gup/:
Gup attracts zoomers mostly through epik nazi tiktok edits, but they mostly vanish when they realize the series is nothing like that
This is sadly true, i had a "friend" with girls und panzer profile pic posting stupid stuff like that and he didnt even watch a single episode lol.
If you're a zoomie that's unironically into gup you just have brain problems
Ypu're telling me all the avatarfags have brain problems?
I thought this was a given
They absolutely do
We have a handful of mentally ill zoomers who mostly stuck around for various circlejerk reasons, but there exists no real zoomer gup fanbase outside ironic aryan edit scene
This is sadly true
It's obvious really
They don't?
Yeah that was a dumb thing to ask
You're the aberration bub
Sorry you had to find out this way
Funny thread
Normiewife!
Urine
Wait you mean the people who use the thread to post heckin railgun pics aren't real gup fans???
Who?
Yes and?
Its just one anon doing that
Imagine Anzio
In clinical imageboard psychiatry posting a smug or laughing gif to compensate is just a telltale sign of deep sadness.
What makes you say that
I imagine her pregante
At least 2
What a fag then
Posting any form of any girl/boy on an anonymous image board site is a sign of mental illness
Yes
ENOUGH NON-GUP STUFF ALREADY
No
Mikkonigger does this however
What says the thread queen thoooo
Yes
As the designated thread leader I'm now ruling that off-topic should pertain to /ak/ or /ak/ adjacent series only. Railgun might classify as /ak/ if it has guns or vests or if the girls are cute enough.
Nigga think he the leader all the sudden lmao
Race war has started already in the manga?
South Italians are not white, right.
Do you feel threatened?
Big
Wide
Earthly
Supermongous
Yuno
Love!
Italians aren't white though
Italians in general actually
But I am the Supreme General and I say go nuts.
Yes sir!
I allow Hellsing btw
I love Yuno!
True, but this is the wrong thread
This but with murakami and alisa or mako's grandma
thread saved!
Someone explain me why the dumb zoomer loves the snake series so much. It's mid as hell
Poor bait, try again later
You cant just blame everything on zoomers, bro. I am past my 30 and a snek poster.
Ate that shit bruh frfr
Don't be so insecure and just talk to me
he doesn't know how niche the snek is
Go back to the bochi (real one) threads, snekfags
Guppies are for their papas thoever
Only old men watch snek, because only they commit tax fraud to fund more seasons.
Bocchi is good though, unlike the snake
reminder that the entire thread is one big dysgenic retarded family
but a family
Haru chan!
Haru chan's pits!
And gamble on pachinko
If you post snek you aren't past 30, it really is simple as that
La bocc
quite true as well
How my daughterwife shiho talks about me
The real bocchi, not the pink slut.
Im into incest
Kids literally don't know who or what that is bruh
t.
Your a kid thoever
Heh, I lurk the threads but never watched it.
teibou tuesday?
Its a very cute anime/manga with a bittersweet ending, you should give it a try
We are all the kids of our parents, anon.
Yeah, I read the random chapters when posted, I like it.
Consider her
Mama...
My penis is considering her so hard right now
sweaty little girl erotic!
What anime hasn't been posted itt yet?
Loli mommies for me
monogatari
Girls und Panzer
Warm and gentle handjobs
Softenni
For me? Its the blonde tsundere
Witch wani
I enjoy both
And in real Bocchi Nako is the mvp anyway
What about her?
For me it's Matsuri and her pits.
So true
I like Aru too
Edgy nazi zoomer anime
pass.
I like her (sorry for a bad pic she is kinda tall)
It should've been her thread
Sotoka for me
I liked the Eternaut, reminds me of classic anime such as the Metro series
dont worry here is a pic i took
I watched the first episode. Interesting premise, I may revisit. Do you watch black mirror?
Understandable
You should watch this anime
Is that an actual title kek
baka
People here are still discovering that "Obraz" is a polish word for image
Ironic for being so vocal against this
wtf kek
Such a retarded language
Nyello
Is tea good for you?
Nah, haven't had the change to watch the Kuro Kagami anime series. Some of the episode premises look interesting I guess, but from the little I've seen it has the kind of millenial vibe that I find sort of off putting.
Y-you're retarded....
Gochiusa.
if its ak or i liike it: its good
if i dont like it: its bad
simple as
Someone stream this shit
It has a lot of questionable things, Anon Babble wise, but a lot of their episodes are really solid. If you can, check your white Christmas to start with, I really liked that one a lot
No you're just a little bitch
i dont think its a polish movie
Their anime!
Coffee>tea
Simple as
It has a lot of questionable things, Anon Babble wise
I don't mind because I'm not a rabid culture warrior, but I'm just really allergic to the sort of ironic millenial style that a lot of western anime has, so it's more like a stylistic thing for me if that makes sense. I'll probably give it a go at some point though
cryyyyyyy
Anon Babble wise
So, retard wise?
life is better with kinpatsu shoujo
Sucking dicks lips
But you shit and piss your pants all the time, you little homo.
Good then you would definitely like the episode recommended and others too
You'll know it when you see it, but the story telling is good enough to overlook them
What does gochiusa girls think about coffee-mate
Rᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴍᴇ? Iᴛs Bᴏᴄᴄʜɪ ᴅᴇsᴜ
Smaller
I rabu Bocchi original
I will never forget bocchi!
Tiny!
thats literally you tho
Heretical if you can’t grind your own coffee beans
ak or i liike
or
so even if you dont like it i can post an anime as long as its ak like railgun
This is now a Ryo thread
idk what is railgun, so sure i suppose
Post the horny chobi anime.
This one
Mikan…
/dbs/ is copying the off topic op trend now
They're always off topic
This is just anime club for smelly tards
And?
Neat.
Or that's what our discord chatters want you to believe
This is me
Hey I'm not smelly I don't play TCGs!
Why the pee?
That was the principal tho?
I'm not smelly.
did /gup/ watch aquatope?
I barely watch anime past 2016
So you didnt watch das finale?
It's funny that obraz is nowadays easily the most on-topic zoomie
Barely, smart guy.
post a guppie in hours
he on topic!
He will never suck your cock bro
I am pretty smart thanks hehe
Can I get that in English Beko
Dammit I pictured Wani saying that...
Just stated a fact
Why the other zoomies seething?
arisanimal
Obraz leaked pic
How did you get my nudes????
It's too big
A certain guppie gave me
NEW LEAKED BULGARIA/YOGURT TANK IN DF5
Kek
New modification for Turtle team's hetzer, they dont need the gun anyway momo sucks ass at aiming
Reminder of this canonical event
Hot and funny at the same time
God I love Chobi so much
Late to the party but Chobi cute with glasses!
Why do you keep lurking the dbs boys
Enough chobi, lets talk about cute guppies now
her glasses are fake like her hair
Taiga a cute
The only reason i find her cute is because of her glasses
I like the pigtails too
True, but not as cute as her glasses
I guess
Glasses are hot and cute
Even dumb girls (not Assam) look smart.
cute
ew beko
you look like that
wtf?
how does one hate beko
yes i look like that
happy?
happy?
Yeah
unrelated but this is cute
It looks like she has braincells!
Huh never knew I had the same birthday as miho
her glasses got thicker
she was made smarter 2
THIS IS THE ONLY PROPER WAY TO USE A CONTROLER (ignore incest)
Back to first base
Ankou Matsuri is on Fukuda's birthday this year. Only 179 days away.
Fucute!