JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8 Volume 21 Storytime Continued

Oh fuck it's the Jobin canon sex scene

Can we get him superimposed onto images of other tragedies

jobbinKEKs...

89

Is it normal for people to want to have sex after moment of big victory? Because Valentine do that too

Enter final villain monologue

Yes athletes all fuck after winning a trophy

Jobin? Uses Speed King during sex

SEX SCENE IN JOJO LET'S GO

Remember, Jotaro had sex

On what part of his/her body?

Why are there panels focusing on a beetle...

Jotaro used Star Platinum to carefully extract one single sperm cell from his balls and place it on his wife's egg.

uoh

Wonder of U better be fucking worth it because this part blows.

Anon, this is the good part...

Star Platinum fisting

Still counts as sex

Anon...

I'm pretty sure we're in the best part of the arc right now.

(raughs)

It's hard to take Jobin's speech seriously when he and his son have possibly the 2 WORST Stand in the family, they are weak as shit

He phased through her abdomen like when he stopped and restarted his heart. There was no penetration whatsoever.

reminder jobin fails as a father and tsurugi keeps wearing dresses after the disease is cured

No that's Norisuke and...uh...Fuck he really does have an underwhelming stand.

Wonder of U peaked here though...

Valentine already said this in the last part.

he says this when California King Bed, Walking Heart, and King Nothing exist

All those? Have more than 10cm area of effect

the first two chapters of the next volume are the peak (ojiro again)

Kaato raised Jobin like this btw

What was Toru trying achieve by sending WoU at the school and the house?

It's just stalking Mitsuba because she helped kill Tomoki and he probably believes they have the branch at this point

Jobin clearly was the best suspect to have stolen the branch. But since he never looked at the doctor WoU stalks Mitsuba instead.

That is not his Stand, that is calamity itself given form, it just happened to side with Tooru just as Fortune sided with Valentine

Honestly if I was in Jojolion I'd be completely unaffected by the head doctor's ability because I'd be too busy raping Yasuho

He overheard Yasuho saying the branch was with Jobin and sent one of WoU’s manifestations with her to spy

Logically speaking, yes. When I succeed, I always want to reward myself with food I like. I'm certain that this extents to other pleasurable activities for other people.

jobintelligence strikes again

Where's the eye gore?
ARAKI?!?!?

Highs are higher when you start from a high point already

Now you remember Wu mentioned that they were supposed to be stalking Mitsuba to investigate the Higashikata house

Jobin is one of Araki's best characters.

Fact.

Can Mitsuba still breathe through her stone nose?

This is fucking EMBARASSING HOLY SHIT

The jobber words doctor failed? Send in... the 89 year old man.

Did we have any theories back then of who the doctor was? Some already known character that wasnt Tooru? Some og verse reference?

I saw a lot of people say he was AU Joseph because of the scarf/being old in Morioh

Tsurugi

Unironically people suspect it was Rohan, because at this point Rohan is the ONLY DiU character that haven't gotten an AU version yet

Speedwagon was 89 years old when he died

old joseph or a PMK illusion

people unironically thought Karera was him because they both wobbled when they walk

Speedwagon because he died at 89

HE would never allowed himself to be made fun of like this and would obliterate both Tooru and Yasuho right fucking now
Josuke will NEVER be him

Trips of truth

Josuke and Yasuho got caught up in some romance drama plot

Rai is fucking soloing

The head doctor is behind every post that ends with 89

I unironically thought this was the 2nd coming of Love Train because Jesus corpse and misfortune being redirected and shit

you now remember the next 10 chapters or so are just stalling

DEMENTIAraki has to remind himself of the head doctor's age on every page

I remember people thinking that the head doctor was a rock human and the blade stand that appeared behind Josuke was his stand. Then when we kept only seeing his back and seeing the "calamity" part of his stand people thought he was a remote stand piloted by someone, and since Tooru was the only other character introduced and opposed to the gang people thought it was his. There was a ton of speculation though, some people thought they were two rock humans in one body, or they shared a consciousness, or could swap places. It was a mess desu.

idk if this makes it a mess I think Araki wants you to theorize like this and be confused it's the nature of the arc

This is when the stroke began btw.

I don't remember this whole Tooru and Yasuho thing being this annoying, Josuke is being sidetracked by it, Yasuho is screaming and Rai is the only one actually using his brain to figure out what's up here

The stroke began like a decade prior.

Rai is the only one actually using his brain to figure out what's up here

Thats why he is the MVP since he joined

How would the spin fare against Calamity?

I remember when people though Tooru was a human who got turned into a rock human somehow, or he was a rock human that did an equivalent exchange with a human

E-eighty nine!?

89 89 89 89 89

Yes, very intelligent.

89089

fitting

AAAAAAAAAAAA

I miss my boys...

Yasuho... what kind of 'relationship' do you have with that Jousuke guy?

He's an incel Yasuho, isn't he 30-years ooo~ld?

I wanted to kidnap you when you were fiiii~ve Yasuho~!

If Araki was based, we would be seeing Johnny spirits showing up behind Josuke by now saying some shit like "Jousuke...never turn your eye from what matter most..."

I'm gonna LOSE IT

johnny is rotting in hell
hes not a saint like JESUS

Johnny doesn't give a shit about any of this as long as he's reunited with Gyro.

The real reason "89 years old" keeps being repeated is because it's a pun. In Japanese wordplay "89-sai" = ya-ku-sai = "yakusai" (calamity). Araki is secretly telling the readers in advance what is happening.

NO [NO sign]

Spin? Pfft, that's outdated. It'd NEVER work.

Josuke hurt by cigarette butts

tanked eye injuries in the chestnut fight earlier like it was nothing

See, this is the problem with WoU’s ability and a problem with JoJo as a whole. Araki picks and chooses when he wants to give characters inhuman pain tolerance

Josuke is just experiencing a 0.00001% of the shit Yasuho needs to endure during the whole manga

Reminder that the Morioh gang does NOT have a healer in their party, they just tank this shit

Part 3 and 6 style

Do you have any archive links from back then? I'd like to see all the speculation.

Rai just heals himself somehow.

In exchange they have Rai the ABSOLUTE TANK and Josuke providing defense buff

the car driver just ran away

L M A O

Part 3

hamon

Part 6

plankton and Diver Down
Part 8 is the first one with no excuse given to healing between chapters.

Josuke-Rai-Yasuho is quite literally the 2.0 version of Kira-Josefumi-Karera, you can tell that was what Araki meant to write before he changed it

Hamon

Joseph never uses it and i doubt it could heal shit like Polnareff getting actual chunks of his body torn off

Diver Down

Annasui is separated from Jolyne until the end of Heavy Weather

What just happened?

Kei's stand could be useful against this enemy

ok how the fuck does josuke not get arrested at the end of this part

Calamity tried to strike but somehow Josuke deflected it

Josuke embraced the golden heart of morioh

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You can just transfer calamity to a different person if they touch you

Surely this will come in handy later right?

rich people connections

only Ymir knows...

Why did that twist the guy's neck? The previous calamities were actual things that happened.

“Haruno”…is awakening….

I just remember the chapter after this where the trio somehow got a whole ass lambo on top of a tree

you'll get your answer later anon

That was unrelated to the calamity, that guy was just a tweaker

(Raughs)

So many things keep getting in the way of Yasuho and Josuke being together, it’s definitely in intentional. It would be more meaningful if both spent more time in the first half

I'm not a first time reader and it still doesn't make sense. The plane door was an actual thing too.
Do drug addicts really?

Soft and Wet can do that.

I think the calamity was Josuke killing the guy in front of witnesses

This character is a fucking riot, why do you guys hate him again?

Ojiro coming back was not needed

Araki remembers Ojiro but not Karera

lole

Because I have read more than enough manga to know he's going to fucking die somewhere later. He is full of redflag

hamon

Can we stop pretending there was ever any indication that Joseph was healing the others

Kyope and Seethe hamon denier

hamon heals

joseph knows hamon

joseph's gang was healed between arcs

occam's razor

Calamities can get redirected from one person to another, same thing happens with Mitsuba and Tsurugi.

He can still use it in part 3 anon.

His neck literally broke twisted without any cause unless Touru was telling the truth about the treatment.

Tooru-kun... why do I feel so safe all of a sudden

Real talk, does this nigga teleport or something?

Is Tooru a zoomer?

FUCK OFF it's hard enough being a Kei fan without you unfunny retards saying we're 'kyopers' or calling her 'hatmaid' or saying 'who' every time she's mentioned or appears KYS YOURSELF ANNOYING REDDITORS

It's a Stand. Of course it does.

Rai won't shut the fuck up about his age and you're still confused about this?

To be continued! See you tomorrow!

He can and almost never does anything with it

Suddenly Kira and Ojiro are friends now

Volume notes:

Apparently, European countries like France or Italy don't use the letter H very often. They wouldn't really be able to pronounce "Hirohiko" correctly. It'd sound something like "Iroiko" or "Eroiko." Eroi ko (erotic boy)? "Erotic boy Araki." Well, that's not too bad. I'm satisfied. Actually... I'm starting to think it's pretty cool.

Chapter notes:

83: My first dream of the year was a bee stinging the ring finger of my left hand. Is that good or bad luck?

84: This year, I'm going to grow potted herbs like mint and lemongrass!

85: Welcome to the new imperial era (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Japanese_imperial_transition). The Araki family will also be ordering new tombstones.

86: The second Sicario film was a masterpiece! I'm looking forward to the third one!

Thanks OP

buddy

Kira was my friend and he told me about equivalent exchange

??

Tooru probably wasn't wrong about his diagnosis but the calamity exaggerated it/spurred it on.
Kind of like the coincidences that led to the reporter's death later on.

Thanks OP!
It's only the first day and it's already a wild ride.

a surfing buddy

Kira would never, he is a man of the sea

Thanks OP

Thanks OP.

DETECTIVEjiro

KYS YOURSELF

S*rfing buddy

Decent start, let's see how it continues

erotic boy araki

He looks sad

It'd sound something like "Iroiko" or "Eroiko." Eroi ko (erotic boy)? "Erotic boy Araki." Well, that's not too bad. I'm satisfied.

...What the fuck did he mean by this?

Bing-Wait... WHAT'S GOING ON?!

Thanks for the dump. I've been laughing my ass for the past hour, so I'd say we're off to a good start.

Erotic boy Araki

We can tell

Thanks OP. I liked the Loony toons shit. For once I wish something was longer in this part

Well, that's not too bad. I'm satisfied. Actually... I'm starting to think it's pretty cool.

Actually... I'm starting to think it's pretty cool.

This is why Jojolion is a story about rape.

Aiiiiieeeeeeeeeee

So... did Kira and Tooru work together at some point? Was Yoshikage (unknowingly) under the riggas' payroll?

No bitches?

PP pulled a new phone out of Yasuho's ass (again)

Eroi Ko

spine update

N-NANI???

The Higashikata side of this arc is cool, its the main plotline that fucking sucks.

Huh, I didn't know that Japan still had an emperor. I just he is a mock emperor just like Britain's mock King/Queen.

This is funnier knowing that Hirohiko isn't his real name.
He probably came up with the penname just for this.

Reminder this whole thing was a big secret that Kira and Josefumi were keeping under wraps and apparently Kira told this nigga

It's amazing how Araki couldn't keep a single thing in part 8 consistent.

if it was speedwagon it'd have saved the part

I still don't care for any character in this part.

Araki...

karera was actually foreshadowed to come back

araki brings ojiro back instead

when Karera will show up again is such a big secret that not even Araki knows

It was for the best

i count thirteen "eighty-nines" this volume, and four "pursues," "pursuits," "pursuings," etc. ("chasing" and "following" don't count)

thirteen of them in the first volume

Jesus Christ. I wish you the best of luck if you wish to pursue this endeavor.

It seemed like there were more