Why are there so many birthdays in gup
Girls und Panzer/GuP/Garupan
First of all, Shizuka does NOT belong there
and to answer your question, to celebrate the birthday of a guppie almost every day of the year maybe.
Is Bauer's (pink haired KMM girl from Ribbon Warrior) May 10th? her borthday isn't mentioned here
Why are there so many birthdays in gup
in makes the universe feel more fleshed out
how did i manage to make two awful typos in such a short post? for fuck's sake
Someone please explain the birthday paradox to me and why it doesn't apply here.
?
It doesnt apply here because they're not real, creators are just retarded and gave everyone a unique birthday
It should have been her turn.
Anyone who isn't included in the calendar don't have a confirmed birthday yet.
In fact, Shizuka and Rin aren't included in the base calendar and gup team doesn't acknowledge their birthdays.(pic is just an edit that added then with the blue text)
Why isn't Caesar's birthday either July 12 or March 15?
Borthday
Momo sexo
muh wife
She's very cute
Couch Potato
I want to cuddle with her
Getting banned for telling the Turk to fuck off
Kys jannies
Anzio, if it was good
Wanita braps...
DONT SAY STUFF LIKE THAT
!!!
You think the nordic cuck will spam again?
No, its just disgusting and erika would kill you for saying that.
I wish she would kill me with her thighs.
Sniff sniff snfiff
Anon Babble general is active during the American night/European morning window
Anon Babble general 1 is dead and Anon Babble general 2 is awfully slow
Is it because people will browse Anon Babble at work/school, but not Anon Babble?
Or it's because white people aren't as degenrate
I will never post in Anon Babble
Holy based
Dumb brat
Still for buttstuff though
normal thread for once
oh, great!
eat shit
This thread could use more pink.
triggered instantly
oh how sad
pathetic even
normal
Pink is the best.
hors?
Pink?
hors good
Uggo
I want to smell this hors
Please dont smell hors Wanita.
What does India think of gup?
i hope they dislike it so they never try to ruin it
it's already ruined
I want her to ruin me
But I want it, I bet she would do cute noises.
Vanilla sex would ruin you?
Yes
the second best crusader
THE best*
I want her to pamper me
sorry you cant beat the best one
*beats the "best" one*
Nino was shit tho
Miku for me.
Hippu > Bainira > Peachy > cranbs
replace cranberry with peach
idk the cranberry hate she is cute and cool
peach is a ugly fatso
Hey I don't hate her, just my least favorite. She is still very sexo.
More like Niku lol
Shut up luffy
These crusaders STINK
I don't say this a lot, but God, imagine the smell...
Fumikane updated his Fantia. He increased the resolution of the initial arisu anal and her touching her bean
And thats a...?
problem. Hose down your bakas.
Nyo.
This is terrible.
Canon little slut
Miho Jumpscare
My penis looks like that
Interesting
M-miho
Why would she do that?
She hates Mr. Bean maybe.
So you're telling me that Miho destroyed her boko because of her hatred towards Mr. Bean?
That's what THEY want you to believe. It's not boko its mr bean's teddy.
Would Mika make a good findom?
Nope, her voice is too soothing
I meant teasing part and such.
I feel like she would just take your money and leave without a word.
normal thread
thread
Stop the slander, anyway, I still find her voice too sex and wouldn't work with me.
Does she have puss puss?
She's got the right hole.
Nino MIERDA
Like Wani, cloaca.
MYEH
GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!
the creature
Why is she like that?
Is it possible for someone to wiggle like that?
Like what exactly
So wiggly and chaosque
Nyarlathotep takes in many forms of insanity and chaos. This outer god in particular took the form of a cute high school girl doing the wiggle because of reasons beyond our comprehension
Rum is ugle
Birthday anon...
Today is May 21st, the birthday Momo's mom.
Happy birthday to Mrs. Kawashima.
Next birthday girl is Nekonya for tomorrow(22nd).
Baby factory.
literal who
Best hag
momo's family is an example why the lower income group shouldn't have uncontrolled sex.
Still grinds my gears that no name zero contributions like this woman got a day yet there are plenty more relevant senshado athletes who never even got in the calendar.
Are there no riots in japan over this?
The birthday problem/paradox only applies to a randomly selected sample of real people, not a set of fictional characters whose birthdays were deliberately chosen by a small group of creators. Every guppy having their own birthday means the marketing team can give more focus to each girl.
There's nothing left for Banira to ruin
It's funny because there were minor controversies in nibbon about Fumi drawing witch anus. There were even random anons upsetti about it in the uicchi threads. Maybe GuP truly is dead, the ossans in Japan don't give a shit about Arisu anus either way.
Is she taken?
who?
It's funny because there were minor controversies in nibbon about Fumi drawing witch anus.
Like what?
I remember the faggot janitors that are probably witch yurishitters kept deleting and banning catbox link posts to fumikane's witch porn.
Every guppy having their own birthday means the marketing team can give more focus to each girl.
Yeah this, I really don't get the bitching, getting some art for guppies for a whole day is a good thing.
There was talk in the threads some time ago. The impression I got was that there were some waves in the nibbon communities that lewding the witches was disrespectful towards the veterans or something, which is hilarious in this context for self evident reasons. And there are some uicchi posters who are really adamant on how you're not a real fan if you want to see Fumi draw witch porn because what I assume are some waifufag purity standards. In any case, it's behavior that you don't really see with GuP.
faggot janitors that are probably witch yurishitters kept deleting
The janny that lurks the uicchi threads most definitely isn't doing that because he's a secret uicchi yurifag lmao, that pathology goes way deeper.
ANIMATED OLD WOMEN
I cleaned up some tissues and trash in my room today
you dont throw them away instantly after using them?
maybe 1 day max
Did you wash yourself this year
That depends, sometimes i leave them on the ground for like a week, and i don't clean up after i cum on the floor. I have this stop behind my bed that i started like in december, where i spit out my phlegma and throw away tissues.
i washed myself today
rude!
what the fuck
Last Saturday.
good work
Thanks.
I love waking up to another day of posting erotic JKs on the gup thread.
From what volume was that one?